True confessions of a SCORE Man
A boob man confessed that he recently jacked to Kelly Christiansen. This is not an earth-shattering revelation.
S.M., a regular letter-writer from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “I have a confession to make.”
A confession? Did he murder somebody? Cheat on his wife or girlfriend? Jack to a flat-chested girl?
“It’s an eyebrow-raising confession, also. I’ve unexpectedly gotten the hots, well, sort’ve, for Kelly Christiansen.”
That’s eyebrow-raising? S.M., you and about a million other guys.
“Okay, I know you’re like, ‘How’s that a shocker?'”
Exactly. That’s exactly how I’m like.
“Well, because, I’m not really into the surgically enhanced models. I’m a naturals-only big-boobs fan.”
Well, this isn’t exactly like saying, “I usually like girls with A-cups, but I’ve fallen in love with Beshine.”
“Kelly has been lingering on my mind, and pretty heavily, too. I couldn’t get her out of my mind, so I gave in to Kelly and had to face the reality that despite her counterfeit boobs, Kelly is super hot.”
Counterfeit boobs? Dude, a girl stuffing socks in her bra makes her boobs counterfeit. Kelly’s boobs are not counterfeit. By the way, Blog readers, I think what S.M. just said is that he gave in and jacked to Kelly. His mind said no, but his cock said yes, and you know who always wins that battle when we’re looking at naked women.
“I’ve looked past her boobs and accepted her for who she is, and that’s a very attractive, sweet-faced and down-t0-Earth tall blond, and most of all, she actually has a chance to be one of my fantasy girls.”
Well, congratulations, Kelly! Oh. That’s what S.M. says.
“So congratulations, Kelly. You may have made history for me.”
Actually, S.M., congratulations to you: You have now officially expanded your pool of girls you can jack to.
Comments, anyone?
Tags: Beshine, blonde, Huge Boobs, Kelly Christiansen, newcomer, real vs. fake, tall
Categories: Boob Watch, Confessions
I sympathize with S.M. on this one… My, wish I did not love her, girl is Cherry Brady. She does ho-hum spreads but, in action, is cornea searing.
By counterfeit does he mean fake? I always thought they were real
i love both,big soft natural tits are wonderfull when they are sqeezed together and offered up{ lorna morgan is the best example of this} but fake tits sit up and get right in ya face which is what i love… crystal gunns,minka,pandora peaks and tiffany towers great silicone queens.l.d.m.,lorna morgan,valory irena and karla james natural goddesses….
See, I’m the opposite, i prefer gals w/ mega mega enhanced breasts like minka or beshine
Still Kelly Christiansen is very awesome, I love the veins in her tits too, just so sexy, she is wonderful