In today’s clip, Brandy Talore shows what happens when you fail to show her respect. Yes, you can watch Brandy’s pretty face getting painted with cum and jack while her nice, shaved hole is being drilled hard, but you can’t walk up to her in public and say, “Hey, Brandy, nice rack.” Something doesn’t seem right about this. I mean, if you saw Tiger Woods out in public, you could walk up to him and say, “Tiger, I really admire your swing.” But you can’t go up to Brandy and say, “Nice rack”? Go figure.
Anyway, I’m just wondering: Would you ever walk up to a woman you didn’t know and say to her, “Nice tits” or “Nice rack”? If you have, how did she react? And if you haven’t, how would you expect her to react?
This reminds me of the time I was walking down the Strip in Las Vegas and saw a guy (he was probably 20 or so) grab a girl’s ass as he passed her. He kept walking, she looked over her shoulder, and that was it! I couldn’t believe it. If I did something like that, I’d expect the ass-grabbing police to be on me in a flash. But I wouldn’t do that. Would you?
If a girl walked up to me in public and said, “Nice cock,” I’d probably propose to her on the spot.
Katarina is a fresh-faced 23-year-old from Prague, a city where we’ve found some really stacked girls over the past 10 years. In a video posting on SCORELAND today, Katarina jogs over to our photographer in a tight top (but not so tight that her boobs don’t fall out of her shirt; please, no sports bras). Then the photographer instructs Katarina to stretch and work out her kinks while he records the event for posterity.
Every man has his own tastes, but I think the girl next door (GND) wearing cameltoe shorts that show lots of booty cheek and tank-tops–the honey who doesn’t use a suitcase full of make-up, and doesn’t copy every TV star’s make-up, clothes, hair and style–is a big favorite with SCORE and Voluptuous guys. I don’t know about you, but I can’t watch these Top Model-type TV shows. They just make those girls look freaky and weird.
Anyway, I still haven’t figured out what it is about the Czech Republic that fills it with big-boobed head-turners. It could be the beer.
The perfect combination: Christy Marks catches your cock in her mouth while you tit-fuck her.
I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised by the results of the past week’s blog poll. We asked, “What is your favorite type of scene in a big-tit XXX movie?” Tit-fuck won with 27%, followed by pussy fuck at 24%, blow job at 21% and ass fuck at a surprisingly low 18%. “I don’t give a fuck” came in at 10%. Afterall, the Tits & Tugs DVD tit-fucking series has been a big seller, and let’s face it, I’m the guy who always claims that as far as a boob lover is concerned, when a busty babe shows a lot of cleavage in public, that’s even better than if she was showing her pussy (of course, the former is legal, the latter is illegal).
I’m going to make a guess, although I could be wrong, that for most of you, the perfect combination is tit-fuck with a chick’s mouth at the receiving end of the thrusts. The blow job/tit-fuck combination would probably beat any other combination (for example, blow job/pussy fuck) by a wide margin.
This week’s poll changes you from viewer to participant, and I think we can agree that there’s often a difference between what we like to see and what we like to do. I’m a big fan of watching a girl getting fucked in the ass. I’m not a big fan of actual ass-fucking.
So here you go, guys. The busty babe of your dreams is in your bedroom, naked, ready for action…but you can only do one thing. What would you do?
Boobs have been in the news quite a bit these days, and the news isn’t always good. It’s enough to make you ask, “What’s wrong with these people?”
NEWS ITEM #1: Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy’s daughter) wants a boob reduction before she gets married next year. “It’s no secret that I hate my boobs,” she said. “I want a size in between a B and C-cup that you don’t need to wear a bra.”
COMMENT: I never realized that Kelly Osbourne has big tits. When I read her saying, “I hate my boobs,” I just assumed she wanted bigger ones.
NEWS ITEM #2: One of the house guests on the U.S. version of the TV show Big Brother thinks she got voted off because she has big boobs. She said, “It’s not my fault I have huge boobs.”
Why is Annina on Germany's version of the reality TV show Big Brother?
This is why Annina's on Big Brother. Her tits. I don't think they show pussy on German reality shows.
COMMENT: Actually, judging from pictures, it does seem to be her fault that she has huge boobs. But I take issue with the word “fault,” which implies that somebody did something wrong. Getting or having big boobs means never having to say you’re sorry. SCORE model Annina is on Germany’s version of Big Brother because she has huge boobs, and she never has to apologize to anyone!
Angela White's sexy titties in the city of Sydney.
NEWS ITEM #3: Katie Price, aka Jordan, the UK starlet/bimbo, wanted a role on the sequel to Sex And The City but didn’t get one because of her chest. An insider said, “She may have the big boobs, but they don’t look natural.”
COMMENT: Yeah, nice move, Sex And The City directors. Keep the four dikey looking chicks with no tits. Get rid of a babe who might slut things up the right way and show some cleavage. And if it’s really a natural vs. augmented issue, then find a girl with big, natural tits. Like…hey, Angela White!
Sometimes the world doesn’t make sense. At least I have SCORELAND for some needed perspective.
According to the British newspaper The Guardian, more money is spent in strip clubs in the U.S. than on theater, opera, ballet, jazz and classical music concerts combined. That interested me because of all the editors, I’m the numbers guy. I even poll the members of SCORELAND, mainly about questions tied to big-boobs. (What else?)
I’ve been going to strip clubs for years, so with that in mind, I recently asked two questions of SCORELANDERS. My first question was: In strip clubs, how often do you get lap dances? Eighteen-percent said always, 42% said they’d get a dance if they saw a girl they really liked, 6% never buy dances and 33% said they don’t go to strip clubs.
Then I asked a question that was more germane to SCORELAND: Do you like photo sets and video with a strip club or lap dance theme? The results: 24% love them, 23% like them, 38% said they were indifferent and the remaining 14% hate them. So maybe strip clubs are just not as popular as they were in the ’90s. Or maybe guys can only handle the environment or the expense for so long before they bail out and need a break.
What I don’t see are any dancers stacked like Summer Sinn at Goldfingers or The Boobie Trap, two local skin emporiums. My friends in other cities tell me the same thing. What happened to all the really busty dancers across the U.S.? They’re not easy to find anymore. That’s one of the main reasons I don’t go like I used to.
Summer’s back next week at SCORELAND. She’s not playing a stripper, but she is sliding down a bologna pole. Her huge boobs are always a welcome sight here.
If you guys ever see a really busty dancer in your strip club travels (those of you who still go, that is), let us know. These gals have become an endangered species.
Anyone remember Kyla Ebbert from last year? She was the skimpily dressed 23-year-old hottie who was led off of a Southwest Airlines flight for wearing clothing that was considered too sexy. The story even made international headlines. A Southwest flight attendant asked Kyla to leave her seat while the plane was preparing to leave San Diego. Ebbert, a Hooters waitress and a student, was headed to Tucson, Arizona for a doctor’s appointment. She said Southwest representatives told her, “You’re dressed inappropriately. This is a family airline. You’re too provocative to fly on this plane.” Kyla was allowed back on the plane after adjusting her sweater.
I have to wonder how Southwest would react to SCORE models Lori Pleasure, Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps if they tried to a board a Southwest jet? Would they shut the flight down?
Lori Pleasure dresses for comfort even when she's in public.
Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps: "I'm sorry, girls. You can't take this flight."
Today I want to talk about two subjects that are near and dear to my heart: areolae and nipples.
You see, I think that big tits are great but only because every tit out there has its own personality based on what kind of dug it’s sporting. There are all sorts of nips and areolae out there, and I’ve always wondered if anyone else categorizes them like I do. When I see a pair of big tits, I automatically assess the type of dug and file said tits into their own class.So I figured why not share my thoughts on nipples with you guys, eh? I would love to know if you guys have your own categories for areolae and what they are. Let’s discuss!
And now, without further ado, let’s take a quick stroll down Dug Street, gentlemen.
-Maria
Pepperonnis: Otherwise known as "chicas," these areolae are darker in color and usually found on Latina ladies like Paola Rios.
Mocha Mams/m&m's: Dark and lovely dugs that look like they taste like chocolate. Janet Jade's got a great pair of m&m's.
Pink Perkies: Tiny nipples and tiny areolae that are usually lighter in color, like June Summers'.
Pierced Pups: Any type of nipple sporting jewelery like Alexis Amore's.
Super-Sizers: When areolae are large and make up more than 40% of the facade of a big tit like Denise Davies' dugs.
Faders: When areolae are so faint in color that they kind of dissappear into the rest of the tit flesh like Bea Flora's do.
I love seeing a girl with big tits checking out another girl’s big tits. The more surreptitiously the looker is looking, the better. I don’t mean in some staged photo or video. I mean in a candid, real moment. Photos like that have to be snapped spontaneously. It just happens.
Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.
Like this photo (left) of Crystal Gunns giving Vixen L’Amour the eye in the SCORE exhibit at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas a few years ago. Or rather, Crystal giving Vixen’s boobs the quick eye. Vixen’s chest couldn’t be more “in your face.” And Crystal’s quick sneak-peek at Vixen’s peek-a-boo nipples is priceless. There’s nothing sexual going on but there might be, subconsciously.
Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.
Another split second and that guy’s head at left would have blocked Vixen and Crystal. I know, because I snapped the shot. At adult conventions, the male visitors get so excited, the entire showfloor becomes a mosh pit. I’ve shot a ton of these convention photos for SCORELAND over the years.
It’s funny, but the simple things are more arousing to me. I love to see girls checking out girls in real life. The beach is a great place to spot girls eyeballing other girls’ bodies.
Just as a contrast, here’s Plenty UpTopp’s expression as she checks out the top shelf of Elizabeth Starr at the Exotic Dancer Expo in August 2001. Nice publicity shot, and both of these sex bombs have huge busts, but that candid reality feel is not there. However, I love how Plenty’s very uplifted cleavage nearly forms a shelf for her chin.
My name is Alexandra (better known as Allie around the office). I’m the editor of 18eighteen and XL Girls, two completely different magazines. On the average day, I go back and forth between looking at itty-bitty titties on tiny teenage girls and mammoth-sized mams on curvy women. I appreciate both of them, but today, I’m here to talk about huge, juicy boobs.
Recently, a big-titted friend of mine told me that she wanted to get a breast reduction. When she told me she wore a DDD-cup bra, I scoffed and said that wasn’t even that big. You see, there was a point in time where I thought a C-cup was big. Aside from really nurturing my inner pervert, working at SCORELAND changed my opinion about boobs. Fuck a C-cup. Give me F, G, H! I can honestly say I didn’t know what big was until I perused my first issue of SCORE. (And if you’re curious, I LOVE Sharday.)
In fact, in my life before SCORELAND, I never really thought about boobs at all. But now I’m obsessed with them, especially huge naturals. When I’m sitting at my desk writing copy for XL Girls and looking at a rack that could double as a bookshelf, I can’t help but wonder what it’s like to squeeze and knead and juggle such large breasts. How heavy are they? Are they squishy or firm? Would they make good pillows? Could they knock me out with a single blow?
I was determined to find answers to some of my questions. And opportunity knocked when Renee Ross arrived for a shoot at our studio recently. Walking into the fitting room, I felt dwarfed by her guns. First of all, those puppies are HEAVY. She put them on my head, and while they worked very well as a warming hat (I swear my head got cold when she took them off), I think my neck got a workout from supporting that load. Judging by their size and weight, a single shimmy to my face would probably put me in a coma. And finally, while standing behind me, she placed her hooters around either side of my head, and I discovered a new use for big boobs: ear muffs.
That experience sealed the deal. I’m officially a boobaholic.
This is a boob blog, and I usually don’t tell you about mature babes, but…
Joanna Storm, a mega-porn star in the 1980s, used to have tiny tits. Now she has full, round DD-cups.
And in what has to rank as one of the biggest (and unlikeliest) porn stories of the year, Joanna is making a comeback at age 50. Yep, she pulled her fuck shoes out of storage and is once again sucking dick on camera at an age when a lot of 50somethings…well, let’s be honest, these days, a lot of 50somethings are discovering their sexuality and sucking dick on camera. But a girl fucking on camera in her 20s, then taking 20 years off, then coming back when she’s 50? Pretty unusual.
Oh, and she’s doing her first anal scene, too. Yeah, I know. It’s about time she grew up.
See Joanna this week at 50PlusMILFs.com. By the way, if the camera seems a bit shaky in this interview clip, well, I got a bit nervous thinking about that cock going in Joanna’s ass.
