Where have all the big-boobed strippers gone?

August 11, 2009 by Elliot James

According to the British newspaper The Guardian, more money is spent in strip clubs in the U.S. than on theater, opera, ballet, jazz and classical music concerts combined. That interested me because of all the editors, I’m the numbers guy. I even poll the members of SCORELAND, mainly about questions tied to big-boobs. (What else?)

I’ve been going to strip clubs for years, so with that in mind, I recently asked two questions of SCORELANDERS. My first question was: In strip clubs, how often do you get lap dances? Eighteen-percent said always, 42% said they’d get a dance if they saw a girl they really liked, 6% never buy dances and 33% said they don’t go to strip clubs.

Then I asked a question that was more germane to SCORELAND: Do you like photo sets and video with a strip club or lap dance theme? The results: 24% love them, 23% like them, 38% said they were indifferent and the remaining 14% hate them. So maybe strip clubs are just not as popular as they were in the ’90s. Or maybe guys can only handle the environment or the expense for so long before they bail out and need a break.

What I don’t see are any dancers stacked like Summer Sinn at Goldfingers or The Boobie Trap, two local skin emporiums. My friends in other cities tell me the same thing. What happened to all the really busty dancers across the U.S.? They’re not easy to find anymore. That’s one of the main reasons I don’t go like I used to.

Summer’s back next week at SCORELAND. She’s not playing a stripper, but she is sliding down a bologna pole. Her huge boobs are always a welcome sight here.

If you guys ever see a really busty dancer in your strip club travels (those of you who still go, that is), let us know. These gals have become an endangered species.

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4 responses to “Where have all the big-boobed strippers gone?”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    Elliot i remember the issue well,, it was a great issue a great article…. the Cindy Cups shoot was awesome and also it was first look at Kora and a great Jade Feng pictorial….

  2. winter1968 says:

    I have to say that I love the dancing segments of all my TSG DVD’s. Some are better than others…for example, Busty Dusty in the boob cruise series kills it!! She is SO fucking sexy with awesome body english. Stephanie Stalls also gets my cock fucking going like mad, she is super sexy! Casey James rips it up too in the boob cruise series as did Roxy rider…let us not forget Maxi Mounds also…the list is long. All I am saying is that ladies that can dance are so fucking sexy and personally it turns me on in BIG way…so TSG, if you want to add more dancing segments, I’m all for it. Last bit, sadly, I’ve been to a stip club once and saw….wait for it…christy canyon; you ask why? She has nice tits! duh!

  3. Elliot James says:

    I’ll have to think about it–there might be a few, mostly older ones. There’s not a lot of lap dancing scenes.

    I wouldn’t say it’s a bad thing, since you wear a rubber, which we advocate, to avoid making a mess of things.

    Dave and I did an article about Lap Dancing 4 years ago in the October 2008 issue (Cindy Cupps was the covergirl.). The title was The Uncensored Guide To Lap Dancing. We should photocopy it and leave copies on cigarette machines in the clubs.

  4. ca united kingdom says:

    Elliot i tour the clubs every year for a weekend and always buy lap dances (can shoot my load up to 4 times a night) very rarely find much above a dd cup which is a real shame if your a tit man like me….. i like to watch a chick give a dance do you have any clips of busty score girls lap dancing???? just a quick question if i may,, i tend to cum during my second dance is this a bad thing as ive had guys rib me over this??? hey i sure get my moneys worth so whats up with that???? i often put a condom on for my second dance as i suspect i will cum….