Sha, Codi and Alexya are having a nice afternoon, drinking tropical cocktails and enjoying themselves when Dave calls on their tablet with his next challenge.
What’s on his boob-drunk mind this time?
What’s next for our beautiful babes?
You know her, you love her.
Members get the pussy today at SCORELAND.
Today, sadly, “North Coast Vacation” comes to an end. We’ve seen a lot over the past two months. We’ve seen seven of the greatest naturally stacked babes in the world frolicking in the sunny Dominican Republic. We’ve found out more about them. And today, we’re going to find out more about 2017 Voluptuous Model of the Year Demmy Blaze. We’re going to find out what her pussy looks like.
And not just teaser pussy. Demmy bends over so we can see her pussy and asshole. She spreads her legs. She doesn’t spread her pussy lips, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Demmy’s display got me so excited that I almost forgot about her tits. ALMOST. This girl has some of the biggest, fattest, heaviest-looking naturals I’ve ever seen.
So, what happens when “North Coast Vacation” ends. What are you going to do with your Saturdays?
Well, next Saturday, you’ll enjoy the debut of newcomer Tina Lee, who’s beautiful and has huge naturals.
But before that, sometime next week, the new movie On Location North Coast goes on-sale at eBoobStore.com. The movie is all group scenes. It’s the movie that features Erin and Helen Star with a fuck machine. It’ll be available on DVD, Blu-ray and for immediate download. Believe me, I’ll let you know when it’s available.
So, one great thing ends and two more great things begin.
Enjoy the view.
Codi Vore, the only American starring in “North Coast Vacation,” takes her turn today at SCORELAND with photos, a video and video diary shot on-location in the Puerto Plata area of the Dominican Republic. As the only native English-speaker among the models, Codi had a unique place on the shoot.
Unfortunately, I didn’t go to the D.R. for this tropical vacation. I was back home in the office, communicating with the girls via smartphone, iPad and computer. More about that when the release date for the new DVD On Location North Coast is announced (it’s an all group-shoot movie; lots of girls in every scene). But when our studio people told me about Codi, I was reminded of a Voluptuous model from long ago.
Back in 2001, when we did On Location Key Largo with Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie, Chaz and Chloe Vevrier, a fifth model, Desirae, joined us to shoot photos and videos for her new website. Desirae was so knowledgeable about photography and so interested in the process that it was like having an extra photographer on the trip.
Codi is a webcam model, and she spent a lot of time in the D.R. interacting with her fans. But Codi, who almost always wears glasses, is also a young, wide-eyed girl who couldn’t believe the glorious surroundings she found herself in.
“I can go swimming and lie on the beach, and nobody cares how naked I get, and I love that,” she said. “And I get to go skinny-dipping with Sha Rizel. This is so amazing!”
Speaking of amazing, congratulations to the Washington Capitals for winning their first Stanley Cup. I’m sure that Mia Khalifa, the most-famous Caps fan in the world, was crying in her cleavage from happiness.
Yesterday, we posted an eye-popping shoot of Alexya from the Dominican Republic that wasn’t a part of the “North Coast Vacation” special or the On Location North Coast DVD. Today, we do the same with Sha Rizel.
Alexya is on island time and the living is easy.
Alexya could be one of the goddesses of Roman mythology. Who would she be? Venus? Aurora? Luna? Alexya made new friendships, met new bosom buddies on the island.
“It wasn’t work,” Alexya said. “It was like being on vacation.”
In her swimsuit and captain’s cap, Sha Rizel looked ready to sail away on her yacht. Or at least take over this busty island. The girls shared rooms on the island. Alexya’s roommate was Sha, who had a sisterly affection for her and the other girls. Since this was Sha’s second major location shoot (the first was SCORE On Location with Hitomi, Valory and Joana in late 2013), she assumed a kind of den-mother role, always helping out the staff and the girls.
She is Sha, island goddess.
The beach, the boobs, the babes…eight of them. The much-anticipated On Location North Coast special kicks off June 2 at SCORELAND and continues through late July.
Here’s lookin’ at your tits, Sis.
Four very important things happened when we brought sisters Helen and Erin Star to the Dominican Republic for the “North Coast Vacation” special that continues today at SCORELAND (and the upcoming DVD On Location North Coast):
1. We took photos and videos of Erin.
2. We took photos and videos of Helen.
3. We got Erin and Helen together for a hot scene with a fuck machine. That scene is part of On Location North Coast, and our video editors are taking forever to finish it because they keep taking breaks from editing to jack off to Erin and Helen’s scene.
4. We got them into bed and interviewed them.
That video interview with the sisters is one-third of today’s episode of “North Coast Vacation,” along with photos and video of Helen.
Here’s an excerpt from the interview:
Other than your breasts, what are the main similarities between you?
HELEN: That’s a very good question.
ERIN: Our voices are similar.
HELEN: That’s the only thing.
What do you think are the main differences?
HELEN: Physically, the most-obvious one is that Erin’s whiter. Our personalities are totally opposite.
Erin, did Helen ever tease you when you were a kid?
ERIN: Yes. And we just had a little fight!
HELEN: Nothing bad. Don’t worry! We are over it now.
Which of you is bustier?
BOTH GIRLS: I am!
Which of you is prettier?
BOTH GIRLS: I am!
Which of you is smarter?
BOTH GIRLS: I am!
Which of you is wilder in bed?
ERIN: She is.
Our producer gives final words of encouragement to Codi Vore, Sha Rizel, Daria, Kitty Cute, Erin Star, Helen Star, Alexya and Demmy Blaze (she’s in there somewhere) before the North Coast Vacation special kicks off Saturday at SCORELAND. That’s North Coast as in the north coast of the Dominican Republic in the Puerto Plata area. Eight girls. All naturally stacked. One a week for the next eight weeks, including intimate video diaries. It’s gonna be a heckuva show!
In a SCORELAND poll, the question was, “When watching a busty girl on the beach or at a pool, what do you most want to see her do?”
Over 40% wanted to see her rub oil all over her tits and ass and every place else.
A girl oiling her big boobs is one of my top five favorite shoots. Outdoors in the right location is best, but I also like to see oiling against a blank background.
The beach or a public pool is also the best place for boobs-spotting, according to another one of our polls. Where else can we see girls wearing the least fabric?
Oiling shoots have also traditionally ranked very high in popularity here.
B.L.O.W. The Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, one of our earlier movies, used more oil than a derrick in Prudhoe Bay pumps out in a week.
A group oil rubdown is the grand finale of several of our On Location movies, such as On Location North Coast and Big-Boob Paradise.
Charles emailed, “I’ve been a member several times over and have many vids but would love to see more baby oil action.”
Oiled up for On Location North Coast: Daria, Sha Rizel, Alexya, Helen Star, Erin Star, Kitty Cute, Codi Vore and Demmy Blaze.
This Elaina Gregory oil shoot against photo paper is one of my favorites. Her oily boobs really pop.
Look up. See that picture of Faith up there? Never let it be said that I don’t take constructive criticism. Now that that’s out of the way, I do have a couple of things that I should probably clear up.
First off, The Bucking Bronco isn’t my name. It was strictly the name of the column. Unfortunately, there was some confusion between Dave and I, and the next thing you know, I’m the douchebag known as The Bucking Bronco. Believe me, as awesome as that name might sound, (heavy sarcasm implied), I think I’m just gonna go ahead and stick with Adam. What you’re reading, however, is… The Bucking Bronco.
Secondly, despite what a few of you may think, I am not, in fact, the janitor at SCORELAND. I’m actually below him; something like a janitorial assistant. It pays well, and I get to carry the bucket.
Now let’s get down to business. This column is sort of an open forum. You can either read it and be on your merry way or join in the discussion and make this a more interactive experience. Don’t hold back, either. Anything goes in here. Just think of it as a night out at the bar with the boys. And ladies, you are most certainly welcome–and openly encouraged–to join in the conversation. I don’t think you’ll hear any complaints from the guys.
So if you’d like to join the fun, follow along. Otherwise, feel free to just sit here and stare at that picture for a while. Nobody will judge you for it.
Welcome to The Bucking Bronco…
Whether you’re married, have a live-in girlfriend or still stay at home with the parents, odds are you likely run into the exact same problem as the rest of us: where the hell can I jack it? In a perfect world, In a perfect world, we would have the perfect solution. Unfortunately, this Utopian concept isn’t as widespread as one might hope, so we just have to sneak off and take care of it ourselves every once in a while. Nothing wrong with a little jerk before work.
Today, we’ll try to figure out some of the best and worst places to bust out your light saber when you’re trying to play a little Hand Solo. All locations will be rated on a cup size of A to DD.
The Computer Room [Grade: A-cup]
I know there’s a computer with access to the best of what SCORELAND has to offer, but is this really the ideal way to go about your business? Have you ever tried to do this with other people in the house? It’s the least enjoyable jack you’ll ever have. Every time your chair makes the slightest noise, you minimize the porn window, so only a sports site is showing.
Have you even imagined what that would look like to the person walking in? There isn’t enough time to minimize the window AND stuff everything back in your pants, so you close the most obvious one first (the porn) and then do your best to put the biscuit back in the basket. Meanwhile, they’re watching you tug at your zipper while there’s a giant picture of Derek Jeter across your computer screen. Good luck explaining that one to the wife. Luckily, you won’t have to. She knows that your obsession with marginally talented shortstops isn’t what had you with your pants around your ankles.
Also, how do you handle clean up? Tissues? Towel? Tube sock? No thank you. You’re better off taking your laptop and heading to the next location…
The Bathroom [Grade: C-cup]
The bathroom is the only room in the house where you can lock the door, hang out for 45 minutes and nobody will ever question it. In their minds, you probably just ate at the Dirty Sanchez Taco Emporium for lunch, so not only do they not want to know, but you’re also in no danger of anyone demanding to come in once you’re situated. Need to brush your teeth, honey? “Uh, no thanks. I, uh… I’ll just go to work with the smell of onion bagel on my breath. I’m good.”
The other good thing about the bathroom is that there’s minimal cleanup. You can blast one right into the toilet, flush, wash your hands and then you’re free to go. No messy tissues or sticky towels that need to be shamefully hidden at the bottom of the laundry hamper. Just a quick flush and not even the cast of CSI will be able to figure out what you were up to.
The only thing I hate about the bathroom is that I always feel dirty doing it in there, like I’m doing something morally wrong. I think it has something to do with the lighting. It makes me feel like I’m jerking off in a mental hospital. But perhaps that’s just a personal hang-up.
The Shower [Grade: DD-cup]
When you need a little privacy, there’s nothing better than popping one off in the shower. There’s soap right next to you, no mess, no cleanup and it just feels like something that’s supposed to be done in there. If there were an official shower checklist, I imagine it would go something like this:
_ Wash hair
_ Pee down the drain
_ Wash body
_ Sing loud and off-key
_ Jerk off
_ Dry off
_ HELICOPTER!
I’ve also recently learned about something called the shower beer. I’m not exactly sure where it would go on the checklist, but its future inclusion is mandatory.
The Bathtub [Grade: B-cup]
Someone pointed this out in the comments section last week, and I thought it was worth a mention. I’ve never actually tried this, but I think he might be onto something with this whole “floating balls” theory. Weightless jerking? It sounds like it might have its benefits, especially for those of us who aren’t in the best of shape, but there’s just one question that needs to be answered: What do you do when you’ve finished and everything is floating on the surface of the water, just above you? That’s gotta be an awkward moment.
I think this one has all the potential to be a D-cup scenario, but until we find a solution to that problem, I can’t grade it any higher than a B-cup.
Well, that’s all I got for you today, folks. Thanks for hanging around, though. If I forgot to mention anything or you know of another place to sneak one in, share it with us in the comments below and help your fellow SCORELAND Blog readers out. Also, as a personal thank you for making it all the way to the end, I offer you this…
Because, really, everyone should have a little Faith. THAT’S how we reward you here at the SCORELAND Blog.
Now if you’ll excuse me, these floors aren’t gonna sweep themselves.