Tag Archive: Angela White

Angela White took over SCORELAND. Now put her in Parliament.

February 28, 2012 by Elliot James

Angela's delighful tush doesn't get enough praise.

In November of 2010, Angela was running for political office. Man, how time flies.

“I am now officially an Australian politician,” Angela SAID that month. “In the upcoming state elections in Victoria, I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!”

As valiantly as she campaigned, Angela wasn’t elected. Visionaries are often not given their due soon enough.

Tomorrow @ SCORELAND

But she’s young. She’s a spunky girl. She’s got legs. And tush. And boobs. And a lovely face.

And she’s in May ’12 SCORE magazine.

So I urge Angela to run again. She needs to fill that position and make all of Australia a freer country.

I support whatever positions she puts herself in.

I demand that the voters warm up that seat in Parliament for Angela White in the next election. I don’t know when that is. Don’t ask me. Go ask Angela.

What I do know is when the next erection is coming up and that’s tomorrow at SCORELAND when we publish a very naughty pictorial of Angela shot when she was in our half of the hemisphere.

American writer Charles Dudley Warner supposedly coined the phrase, “Politics make strange bedfellows.”

Warner never had the good luck to meet Angela White. There’s nuthin‘ strange about her!

May ’12 SCORE has arrived! The bust stops here

February 25, 2012 by Elliot James

The contest issue is here

 

Now at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com, the May ’12 edition of SCORE stars the winners of the four model contests as voted by readers and website members.

Get yours today.

Congratulations to all of the winners.

This erection year was a particularly hard one with stiff decisions to be made. Many voters found themselves rigid at the polls, but, as always, only one girl could be the winner in each contest.

Drum roll, please.

The winners are:

Kelly Christiansen: Model of the Year

Valory Irene: Newcomer of the Year

Angela White: Our first Hardcore Performer of the Year

Autumn-Jade: Big-Boob Hall of Fame

And pictorials of:

Karla James-1st Runner-up MOY
Miosotis-2nd Runner-up MOY
Eva Notty-3rd Runner-up MOY
Venera-1st Runner-up NOY
Leanne Crow-2nd Runner-up NOY
Beshine-3rd Runner-up NOY

Next month: SCORE's 20th Anniversary 164-page edition

This weekend, step into the booby trap

February 10, 2012 by Elliot James

Back for Tits, Tugs & Tongue.

Eye candy as far as you can see.

Playfully bodacious man-pleasers.

Pressure-raising vixens not satisfied with the routine life of the 9 to 5 grind, they reject society’s repression of their sexhibitonistic natures and bare their savory bods for the Boob Brotherhood with the single-minded goal of mutual satisfaction.

New at SCORELAND, nymphalicious titillator Daylene Rio, fresh from her bed-breaking brawl with Sara Jay in a thunderous three-way, applies her tender touch in a monkey-spanking-new Tits, Tugs & Tongue, powered even more by her fresh mouth and extensive dirty vocabulary. By the end, her chest is totally coated. And you thought only banks handled big deposits. By the way, notice anything different about Daylene?

On Sunday, recent arrival Alex Chance struts her stuff in a sexy peel-down from the pages of the March ’12 V-mag. A hot young chick who switched from cocktail shaking as a bartender to the shaking of her natural 36DDDs, Alex brings her GND coed looks to our campus of curvalicous cuties.

Chance favors the bold.

On the subject of curvy cleavage couriers, none are more drooled upon, literally and figuratively, than Angela White and Maggie Green, meeting for the first time in pair-adise. They speak in tongues, extremely wet tongues, and no holes are barred, just bared. Will they ever meet again? We don’t know. Just enjoy them while you have them. As James Bond once said, “I must be dreaming.” I may be a colonel of corn but it seems like only yesterday that Dave and I, slack-jawed and breastnotized, were watching Angela proudly show off her body-hugging Dicky dress in a 2003 interview. Angela was a cherubic 18-year-old coed fresh off the jet from Australia, and her dream was to be a SCORE and V-mag model. I still can’t believe it’s going to be nine years ago this June.

The colors of SCORE: White & Green

Look out for girls named Delilah

Over at XLGirls.com, today brings the long awaited arrival of Delilah Black, bringing her pettable pillows to the party and not dodging the splashback of her faceless human geyser in a P.O.V. dream hook-up that’ll be guaranteed to motivate tit-men to try to get a spot in Delilah’s date book. Wow, is she a hottie, and what a pretty face, too!

Plus at SCOREVideos.com, desirable debutante sex-kitten Reina Lee further hones her purr-suasive talents at male pattern nut-busting with a second steam-driven session of 100% pole-verizing jiggle-sex. The decision is in. The court of cum-extraction affirms Reina’s conviction at cock-worshiping and agrees with her oral argument. Hopefully, more visual evidence of exotic Reina’s corpus delicious will be presented to the judge’s bench in the near future. Court adjourned.

 

Holy Boobs, man! Dynamic duos are SCORELAND specialities

January 9, 2012 by Elliot James

I love pictorials and videos of the girls getting together. They don’t need to even do anything remotely sexual, although it’s nice if they do. Just seeing a couple of girls together in the same space is enough for me. They can just stand there. It could be candid shots or a regular photo shoot. It’s just exciting to see them actually together, either in hot outfits, swimsuits or birthday suits. I’m happy I feel this way after so many years of being a chest nut.

SCORELAND (since 1992) and XLGirls.com (more recently) have specialized in multiple model shoots, the ultimate being the SCORE Boob Cruises that got bigger and bigger every trip.

Here is a tiny sampling of the girl-girl duos at SCORELAND:

Brandy Talore and Angela White. What a pair. They met when we did Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling and Ultimate Cherry. This pictorial appeared in the November 2005 V-mag and is on DVD in Bosom Buddies 6. Brandy had just started doing boy-girls and Angela was six years away from it.

Kerry Marie and Lorna Morgan, two natural-born, all-time greats. Dedicated and motivated. Like Linsey Dawn McKenzie, they quickly became role models to any girls starting out. They were roommates in a villa in Algarve for On Location Portugal.

Brandy & Angela.

Brandy & Angela

Lorna & Kerry Marie.

Lorna & Kerry Marie

Angelina Castro and Kerry Christiansen. This is on the set of SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored. No girls are more fun and upbeat than these two. Have you ever heard a model use the word “work” in an interview? A lot of the California porn stars use that word. You won’t hear it from these two.

Leanne Crow and Michelle Bond. They really fill out those bikinis. I envy Englishmen. They get to live in the same country as these girls. This was shot during Leanne’s Stacked Summer.

Kali West and Stephanie Stalls. This is also on the set of SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored. Kali and Stephanie couldn’t be more different in personality and looks…and that’s why I’d love to see them on stage riding the pole and then riding another pole together one day.

There are many more dynamic duos inside SCORELAND. Which are your favorites, past or present?

Leanne & Michelle

Leanne & Michelle

Kali & Stephanie

Kali & Stephanie

Angelina & Kelly.

Angelina & Kelly

Girls holding their covers, part tres.

January 3, 2012 by Elliot James
Minka with Maximum Minka

Minka with the DVD cover of Maximum Minka.

Maria Moore and her XLGirls mag cover.

Maria Moore and her XLGirls SP 183 mag cover.

I haven’t done a Blog about this since January 3, 2010, exactly two years ago.

Back then, SCORELAND member Jack had perceptively written about this kind of picture: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism.”

This kind of picture can’t be done with digital images. I don’t think a model holding up a tablet computer with her photo could ever have the same impact as her holding a printed magazine or a DVD cover in her hand. There’s a permanence with a physical product.

As Angela White commented, “There’s no way to describe the feeling of seeing yourself on the cover of a magazine!”

Come to think of it, I need to hit up Angela for a photo of her holding up her DVD, Angela White Finally Fucks.

Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.

Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.

Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.

Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.

It’s the tenth day of Christmas…10 Lords-A-Leaping!

December 23, 2011 by Maria

Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.

Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.

I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)

Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.

Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.

Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.

Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.

Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?

To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!

So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…

(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)

Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)

xoxox,

Maria

When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.

When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING!

November 24, 2011 by Maria

Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.

Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.

Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.

A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.

While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that

on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.

So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.

THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…

Busty pillow fighting: the only genuine kind of pillow fight

October 27, 2011 by Elliot James
Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.

Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.

Did you know that on April 2, 2011, there were huge pillow fights around the earth? “International Pillow Fight Day” has been held every year since 2008. From Taipei, Taiwan to Pisa, Italy; from Birmingham, Alabama to Hamburg, Germany, flash mobs gather every year to whack each other with pillows in an outdoor location.

The world record for the most-massive pillow fight is 3,706 people, documented by Guinness. It was held as a charity event in 2008 in Minehead, Somerset, England.

There’s even an all-female Pillow Fight League that’s been operating out of Toronto, Ontario since 2007. This is a lot rougher and tougher than your average pillow fight, although biting and hair-pulling and putting a brick in the pillow are violations of the official rules.

Unfortunately, the origin of the first pillow fight, and who invented this art form, is lost in the mists of time. My attempt at local libraries and colleges to uncover who was responsible for the world’s first pillow fight was generally answered by “Huh?” and “Stop calling.”

So while we cannot celebrate the creators of the pillow fight on postage stamps and in music and TV, we can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I’m not interested in those massive, public pillow fights. The only true pillow fight must be conducted on a bed among young, busty women in skimpy lingerie, and they need to bounce up and down a lot. And giggle a lot. Extra points are awarded for exposed nipples or tits that spill out. It’s also within the boundaries of true pillow fighting for the participants to masturbate side-by-side with vibrators in a post-pillow fight cool down, Christy Marks and Angela White did this a few years ago at SCORELAND.

Any other kind of pillow fighting is bogus and an affront to the spirit of bonafide pillow fighting. Be that as it may, I still support International Pillow Fight Day.

Pillow fighters like Catt Green and Beverly Paige. Angela White and Christy Marks. Now they’re genuine pillow fighters!

How Tits Are Like Snowflakes And Other Science Facts

September 17, 2011 by Maria

Today I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about tits, because let’s face it, when am I NOT talking about tits? We were talking about our breasts. (Because girls talk about their tits allllllll the time, I promise you.) You see, she and I wear the same size bra and she was asking me if I had a strapless bra that she might borrow to wear under a dress she was going to wear to a wedding.

Now, while I had no problem sharing my underthings with my lady friend, I told her, “I have a few, but I don’t think that they will fit you the same because our boobs are shaped differently.”

To which she replied, “Hello! We are the same size.”

And I said, “It doesn’t matter, they won’t fit you.” And guess what? They didn’t.

Now, why is that? Well, it has to do with a lot of science, I assume. Weight and mass multiplied by Pi or something like that, but I like to think that the simpler way of putting it is that every pair of tits are like snowflakes…no pair is the same. Yes, just like they taught you in grade school that each snowflake had its own pattern and shape, I am telling you that each pair of tits is unique and special and unlike any other pair anywhere.

But because I am somewhat of a boob scientist, naturally I had to go to SCORELAND and find evidence to prove my theory was correct. And hey, let’s face it, if part of my job as a responsible somewhat-not-really scientific professional is to stare at tits all day until I come up with facts, I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB! 🙂 So, I checked out models with the same sized racks.

I started with F-cuppers Eva Notty and Lorna Morgan. Both of these hotties wear a 34F, but that’s about it. When it comes down to it, their breasts are completely different.

Next, I checked out G-cuppers Angela White and Angelina Castro. Sure they are both brunettes. Sure, they both wear a 36G bra. But if you take a good look at their knockers, they are nothing alike.

Then I checked out Kelly Christiansen and Christy Marks, both touting a 36H rack. Again, great tits but that’s the only thing that these pairs of titties share in common.

Now, before anyone says something about this being a natural tits vs. augmented tits issue, I am going to say right up front, it is NOT.  Rather, I am talking about the way breasts look and that encompasses nipples, areolae, shape, slope, width, etc.

After reviewing these tits, I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis that each pair of tits, regardless of size, is different and unique in their own way, was proven true. And isn’t that just a delightful finding? Not only because it means that you should treat every set of hooters you see with reverence and love, but also because it serves as a reminder that there will always be uncharted titscapes out there that we have yet to discover. Yes, there will always be new and exciting boobs to seek out and expose to the world!

And isn’t that kind of variety the spice of life?

I think so! And you can trust me, because I am a scientist. (No I’m not, but I look good in a lab coat, I promise.) lol

xoxo,

Maria