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Why we can’t blame a certain former governor of California for doing what he did (and has anybody noticed that his former housekeeper has big tits?)

May 22, 2011 by Dave
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Danni Ashe: ""Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

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Annie Swanson: "I'll be back."

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Kerry Marie: "Put that cookie down. Now!"

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Rhonda Baxter: ""If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more."

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Haydee Rodriguez: "If I am not me, then who the hell am I?"

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SaRenna Lee: "Come with me if you want to live."

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Diane Poppos: "What can I say? I'm a spy."

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Brandy Talore: ""This hero stuff has its limits."

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Jade: "Your levity is good. It relieves tension and the fear of death."

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The Busty Euro Maids: "One of us is in deep trouble."

Paola Rios: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Paola Rios: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Victoria Lane: "No problemo."

Victoria Lane: "No problemo."

Katarina and Dominno: "If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more."

Katarina and Dominno: ""To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now

October 2, 2010 by Dave

You know, maybe I’m a bit sensitive about this subject because I’ve been the editor of SCORE for all but 17 issues since September 2001, but whenever I hear the 1990s described as the Golden Age of big tits–you know, ultra slim ‘n’ stacked girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Busty Dusty–I get a bit defensive. There’s no denying that the 1990s really was a golden age of super-enhanced girls with impossibly huge tits sitting on top of impossibly tiny waists. Sure, we’ve had some great girls built in that mold since 2001 (Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Daphne Rosen, Annina, etc.), but for that kind of girl–the kind that regularly appeared on Jenny Jones and Springer–the 2000s can’t hold a candle to the 1990s.

But you know what? When it comes to naturally stacked girls, the 1990s can’t hold a candle to the 2000s. Not even close. Sure, the ’90s gave us Linsey, Chloe, Lorna, Autumn, Kerry Marie, Diane Poppos, Sammie and a lot of other great girls. But since then, these naturals have come our way: Sharday, Karina Hart, Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Natalie Fiore, Janet Jade, Miosotis, Bea Flora, Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Angela White, Ines Cudna, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson and so on and so on and so on and so on. And since the start of the new decade, we’ve added Karla James, Arianna Sinn, Taylor Steele and Valory Irene to the mix. I haven’t even mentioned the V-Mag girls.

And I’m going to take this one step further and say that the mix of girls in the magazine and at SCORELAND is better now than it was in the ’90s. People like to say, “The good old days” and “I remember when,” but our minds tend to play tricks on us. We sometimes think that what we had is better than what we have. I’m sometimes surprised to look back and see that some of my favorite porn girls from the ’70s and ’80s, like Sue Nero, Lisa De Leeuw and Kay Parker, weren’t nearly as busty as I remember them being. Compare any current issue of SCORE to any issue from the ’90s–other than a Boob Cruise issue–and you’ll probably come away saying, “These are the best of times.”

That September ’01 SCORE was my first issue as editor, and it just happened to be the “20 Greatest Naturals” celebration. Well, for September 2011, we’re busy planning another “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, and I’m willing to bet that 15 of the 20 will be from 2001 on. Over the next several months, I’ll give you more details about that issue and how we’re going to arrive at the Top 20. There’ll be voting, etc. And if the past 10 years are any indication, over the next several months, a few more candidates for that list will come along.

As usual, when it comes to big tits, there’s a lot to look forward to.

Lesbians…It’s what’s for dinner!

August 3, 2010 by Maria
Annie Swanson and Ana makeout and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

Annie Swanson and Ana make out and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

There are two things that I could have a healthy helping of at any time and always have an appetite for: ice cream and lesbians.

And believe you me, just like little kids freak out for ice cream, I freak for hot dykes and lipstick lovelies.

Lesbians can do no wrong.

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos and we likey!

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos, and we likey!

I cannot describe exactly what it is about two women going at it that does it for me. It’s, like, a combination of things. For starters, I like watching women kiss. When men kiss women, it’s hot and more…brutal? It’s harder and aggressive. But when two women kiss, it’s softer and sexy. They don’t devour each other. They take small tastes of each others’ mouths, and I find that mother’effin HOT. It gets me goin’…knowwhaddamean? And I like watching chicks explore and touch each other, too. It’s not hurried like watching a man feel up a woman. (Not that I have anything against watching a man be, well, a man. I like watching a guy attack a pair of titties.) When women touch each other, it’s languid. (I love that word…it sounds dirty!) It’s like drinking a cold mint julep on a hot day here in the South and hearing the ice clink and seeing the beads of condensed sweat on the glass. It’s steamy. It’s erotic. It’s delicious.

I have quite a few faves when it comes to lesbians on SCORELAND. I am a big fan of any lezzie scene with Gianna Rossi. (I hope Gianna reads this and sets her lezzie sites on me. Hi, Gianna! I wanna be on you!) I dig her army-girl inspired shoot with Terry Nova shot in the Bahamas.  I also like anything involving wetness and lesbians like Christy Marks vs. Angela White and Harmony Bliss vs. Mia Starr, because twats and tits should be dripping wet. It’s glorious! I am also into lesbians who are thick like Marille and Angelina. To me, thick women scissoring and grinding pussies while their titties swing is oh, so good. And when girls strap it on, like Annie Swanson and Ana, I can get into it. (Especially if they talk dirty while piping one another…fuck yes!)

But, the NUMBER ONE lesbian scene of all time, for me, has to be when Dominno and Katarina Dubrova played a little game of Masturbation With A Friend in

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

the epic movie Hooter Hotel. Why? Well, it’s not the most fucktastic lezzie scene of all time, but there is something incredible about two very sexy women dressed up in French maid outfits and makin’ out. And maybe I am biased because I was actually on location in Hungary when this scene was being filmed, and actually in the room when these two women started licking and sucking each other’s nipples…but to me, these lesbians are A+. It was all I could do to contain myself from lying on the bed with them and declaring, “I’ve been dirty. I need you maids to rub me down.” lol (My porno fantasies are epic!) If you haven’t seen Dominno and Katarina together, you are missing out big time.

Whew. All this lezzie lusting has made me hungry. I could go for a bowl of ice cream and some lesbians right now, actually. lol

Hope you guys chime in with your favorite lesbian scenes of all time. I always like to hear your opinions!

xoxo,

Maria

Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.

Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.

Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.

Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.

Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.

Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.

A look at Cherry Brady’s tit-hits!

June 27, 2010 by Elliot James
The first Cherry mag, February 2003 Voluptuous.

The first Cherry mag, February 2003 Voluptuous.

Now that redheaded vixen Cherry Brady is back in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters, and looking as shapely and busty as ever, this is a good day to look back at some of the great things she’s accomplished at SCORE.

Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.

I remember the first time the editors saw the photos she mailed from home. We were very impressed. We were also impressed when she told us that she had a subscription to V-Mag. We know that some women buy and read Voluptuous (yes, you, Angela White), but even to this day, we don’t know exactly who they are. Most women are anonymous consumers of adult material.

Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.

To this day, one of our best video interviews is Cherry’s interview which is posted on SCORELAND in both video and text. Dave and I could have probably gone for three hours with Cherry if we had had the time. (I mean, in the interview.) Then as now, she’s one of the most enthusiastic, happiest and high-spirited women I’ve ever met. It’s never been about the modeling check. For her, it’s about fun, the love of big boobs and good times and seeing the results in a magazine, a video and on-line. She’s never posed for any other magazine or studio since her debut in the February ’03 V-Mag and she’s shown a lot of loyalty, turning down many offers over the years.

Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.

On a personal level, because she looks at breasts as beautiful parts of a woman’s body, Cherry doesn’t believe in cosmetic breast reduction and thinks women who are thinking about it should find an alternative to surgery. (She doesn’t buy the back problem excuse.) One of the ironies of life we’ve discussed is how so many women with small tits get boob jobs while others with natural, big tits go for reductions.

B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.

B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.

One of my favorite DVDs is Ultimate Cherry with Brandy Talore and Angela White. There is so much going on in it and each chapter is different.

Ultimate Cherry.

Ultimate Cherry.

And about once a year I pop, B.L.O.W.  The Busty Ladies Of Oil Wrestling back into the DVD player. They tried to de-pants me in that one (I was unexpectedly pressed into service as the ref), proving that our mothers were right. Always wear clean underwear. That was a crazy shoot because of the approaching Hurricane Frances. Cherry hunkered down in her Florida hotel until the storm rolled on.

For me, one of the highlights of this new visit was Cherry and Maria finally meeting. They really are cousins under their bras.

Welcome back, Cherry Brady.

Your favorite magazine store rack just got a little more stacked

May 4, 2010 by Elliot James
July 2010 V-Mag now at your favorite mag store.

July 2010 V-Mag now at your favorite mag store.

The July 2010 Voluptuous is now on the racks of stores worldwide (except maybe North Korea and China). The  boobtastic cover girl is the one and only Karla James, looking ready to conquer the world.  Some of your other faves are also here this month. Jenna Valentine has an interview with Maria, Canadian top model Taylor Steele is back  and so is Anna Kay.

July 2010 V-Mag's back cover.

July 2010 V-Mag's back cover.

The issue also stars Annie Swanson, Lady Spice (first time),  Shar “PPP-cup” Nitzapanus,  preggo chick Stefani and MILF Eva. Pick up your own copy today. If you live in the United Kingdom and like it milder and softer, there’s  a special UK edition available at such mag shops as WHSmith. Nothing beats the look and feel of a magazine, and ya don’t need any batteries.

I like going to stores and browsing the shelves. There used to be a small store a block away from the beach in Fort Lauderdale that sold our mags. All they needed was a clerk with big boobs.

I hope you all enjoyed the weekend specials with Miosotis at SCORELAND and Kristina Milan at XLGirls.com. Giant natural titties don’t get any bigger.

They say it’s your birthday!

March 20, 2010 by Elliot James
Born in The Bronx, New York.

Born in The Bronx, New York.

“I was in upstate New York attending community college. I had a girlfriend who had a nice car and money, and I asked her how she got all of it. We were only like 18 or 19 at the time, and she told me, ‘I dance.’ I was like, ‘Do you mean?’ The first club I ever went to was The Blue Moon Lounge. She brought me there and I auditioned and danced. I think I made like $30 the whole night, and I was so excited. Making $30 or $40 a night was a lot of money so it was great.”–Crystal Gunns, born March 20.

Jersey girl.

Jersey girl.

“I actually found my boyfriend’s Voluptuous magazines underneath a little board in the bathroom. And I took ’em out, and I called him at work. And I said, ‘Honey, I found some magazines.’ So right away he starts denying it.’They’re not mine!’ And he had just moved in to the apartment, and he was like, ‘Well, they must have belonged to the guy who lived there before me.’ And I was like, ‘But one of them’s dated from just last month,’ so finally he admitted it. I never cared, you know. If you’re gonna have ’em, that’s fine. I’ve always had the fantasy of posing in a magazine, so I started looking at ’em.”–Annie Swanson, born March 20.

Hometown: Detroit, Michigan

Hometown: Detroit, Michigan

“I lay it on the line, take a chance, and look for signs of positive encouragement. If I can’t get to the party, I will bring the party to me.”–Kim Eternity, born March 22.

Have yourself a very Brady Xmas!

December 25, 2009 by Elliot James

Cherry Brady’s birthday is today, as SCORELANDER Dino pointed out. But I had a reason for not adding Cherry to the week’s birthday BLOG. To celebrate this momentous occasion, when Mr. and Mrs. Brady gave the world a rare gift, let’s gather ’round the Yule log so I can tell a very Brady Xmas story.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

It was Thursday, September 2, 2004, and we were shooting B.L.O.W. (Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling) in the SCORE Studio. You’ve seen B.L.O.W., right? In fact, you should own the DVD on sale in the eBoobStore if you want to get on my good side. For those of you who don’t own it or have never seen B.L.O.W. on SCORELAND, Cherry, Annie Swanson, Angela White and Brandy Talore were the oil wrestlers, and they destroyed any female wrestlers before or since then. Dave was the ringside color man, and I was the ref. (Which I found out a few hours before the match.) It was the greatest wrasslin’ show I ever witnessed, let alone participated in, in my life. Cherry, Angela, Annie and Brandy oiled and rolling around on a mat? Hooter heaven, friends. But what you may not know was that we had an uninvited guest fast approaching from the Atlantic Ocean. A big, fat, Category 4 massive monster of a guest who didn’t fuck around. Hurricane Frances. Set to nail America right in the groin: the cock-shaped state of Florida. And fear was starting to set in.

Not only did we have to shoot B.L.O.W., a major project, but we had to batten down the SCORE building and everything in our office. And get the SCORE websites ready and up before the weekend arrived. And get some of the print mags off to the printers. And get the girls safely home before the hurricane nailed Florida. Home for Angela meant Australia! Controlled chaos? High anxiety? The understatement of our careers. But we did it! Angela’s jet left for Sydney and so did Brandy’s, right before Miami International Airport shut down. Florida local Annie drove safely home in time. And Cherry? She weathered the storm here, hunkered down in her hotel near the SCORE building. On September 4, 2004, Frances the bitch battered the east coast of Florida, downgraded to a Category 2, a still very powerful and dangerous hurricane. But not powerful enough to beat the Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling. And that, kiddos, is my very Brady Xmas story.

Happy Birthday, Cherry, and Merry Titmas, Cherry, Brandy, Angela and Annie.

Boob Bloopers

December 8, 2009 by Elliot James

When Jane Dior, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns and Chelsea Charms bellied up to the bar in Las Vegas, they didn’t kid around!

They call this the Booze Cruise.

They call this the Booze Cruise.

The new waitresses are working out very nicely.

Breastfest is being served in the main room.

Breastfest is being served in the main room.

Guest blogging from Australia, it’s Angela White!

November 10, 2009 by Guest Blogger
Angela's natural monuments and one of Paris's national monuments.

Angela's natural monuments and one of Paris's national monuments.

G’day everyone. My name is Angela White and I am blogging for you from all the way Down Under (I’m talking about Australia!). Let me introduce myself in case you haven’t come across my photos amongst the hundreds of models in SCORELAND. I have been a model for The SCORE Group for seven years now (Can you believe it?). Voluptuous and SCORE magazine readers have watched me grow up from an 18-year-old high school student starring in my debut DVD A Day With Angela White to a 24-year-old university student about to finish my Bachelor of Arts degree (Only a few weeks till graduation!). In that time, I have traveled the world, studied in Paris, become a comedy television star in the Australia series Fat Pizza, danced on the Gold Coast and been cast by SCORE to fuck some of the most beautiful women in the world (What a life!).

Angie was the best-built person, place or thing in all of Paris!

Angie was the best-built person, place or thing in all of Paris!

In 2004, I had the luck to meet (And fuck!) Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson for the movies B.L.O.W. and Ultimate Cherry. I’m still in contact with the girls, who are even more beautiful and amazing in real life. And in 2007, I was lucky enough to be flown to the Bahamas along with the adorable Christy Marks, the lovely Lorna Morgan, the incredible Terry Nova and the outrageously sexy Gianna Rossi. What a time we had! What could be better than being able to play around with these girls on a private beach in Eleuthera? (The answer is nothing, clearly!)

So, I’ve definitely got some history with The SCORE Group. Oh, and there is that little fact that I won Voluptuous Model of the Year in 2007. It was only one of the most exciting moments of my life! So I’d like to use my first guest blog (Hopefully not the last.) to thank all of my fans for all of their support over these last seven years. Thank you for all your lovely emails and for voting for me as your favorite model of 2007. Having my curves celebrated has been a hugely positive experience for me after being continuously assaulted by images of mainstream’ beauty ideals. So thank you for all your encouragement, friendship and love!

Kisses,
Angie xox

Oil makes everything better

October 21, 2009 by Maria
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, anyday.

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.

Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.

Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.

It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.

And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.

(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )

For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Maria