Felicia Clover and I shared a moment. You can catch it on SCORELAND.
Okay, okay, okay…
so I am really excited about tomorrow’s SCORELAND posting of Felicia Clover for two reasons:
1) Because I got to hang out in the studio with Felicia Clover, one of the most-exciting newcomers I’ve seen in a while, and she was dressed up as a NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL!
2) Also, because–and I say this with a smile like this on my face 😀 – during our interview, she was naked, covered in oil at some point, and I was on my knees in front of her.
😯 !!!!
What?!
I know! It’s crazy, but it’s true.
In fact, at some point I can remember that she looked down at me and told me that she was resisting rubbing oil all over my face. In that brief moment, I had to remind myself that I was at work and I am a professional. Because really, in real life, who would deny Felicia Clover the joy of rubbing oil all over them?
NO ONE.
But professionals, we have to hold it together.
What other things happened in our interview?
Well, Felicia tried on different panties for me and she also talked about spanking and all the things she likes done to her ass.
(Shameless plug: You guys know I am the editor of BootyLicious Mag, too, so you know that it is imperative that when a girl with an ass like Felicia’s comes into the studio, I have to get some fun ass footage, too. I mean, it’s about tits, but sometimes, it has to be about ass.)
I also got to measure her ass and tits…
which is how I ended up on my knees in front of her.
And, yes, it was the first time I ever ended up on my knees in our studio. lol
Overall, it was a lot of fun and Felicia is an awesome girl.
You guys can check out a quick snippet of it below, but you should totally head over to SCORELAND and check it out in its entirety.
Girl-next-door Felicia Clover makes a double debut with scenes at both SCORELAND today and SCOREVideos tomorrow. Now that’s starting things off with a bang.
“I like missionary because the leverage is better for guys I think,” Felicia says about what makes her cum best. “You know, in missionary with my legs in the air and that way a guy can just pound me nice and hard. I love that. I always cum in that position.”
When the pretty redhead with a next-door-neighbor style and fertile look debuted in her first photo set and video, she drew the admiration of both tits and ass men and some even just commented about her down-to-earth personality.
Definitely we have girlfriend material in Felicia, a cam-model and Twitter tweeter and having her here at SCORE rocked our days.
In part two of her Blog chat, Felicia talks about her first close encounters with the biggest man-tools she’s ever had. Think of them as early birthday presents, Felicia.
Lori might be dressed, but if you take a closer look, you will see she is practically naked. That's how women in Miami dress when they celebrate NBA Championships.
As you should all know by now, SCORELAND HQ is located in the sunny city of Miami in Florida.
And as some of you sport aficionados might be watching the NBA Finals, you will know that the Miami Heat are in said Finals and have a decent chance of winning the championship at home, in Miami, tonight.
What does that mean for us Miami folk? Well, it means that we are going to see a lot of half-naked, possibly completely naked women on the streets tonight.
And we don’t mean hookers.
You see, Miami is full of hot women and when we say hot, we mean it figuratively and literally. It’s hot here. It’s really hot here. And when one of our sports teams wins a championship, people rush outside to the streets to scream and cheer and drink and make merry. Yes, right on the street. Some of them stop their cars in the middle of traffic and just exit them onto said street and start dancing around. And then other drivers and passengers follow suit. Before you know it, there’s an impromptu parade in the middle of the street and people are running around, cheering and sweating.
And because it’s hot out, vendors and restaurants sell beers right on the street and the mix of heat and booze create a great environment for nudity.
Yes, nudity.
Pretty soon, women are flashing their tits or walking around in their bras and shorts. The nakedness factor definitely rises. We have seen women in thong bikinis walking around cheering for our teams and, damn it, we love them.
Because when one of our teams wins, we really win.
If the Miami Heat win tonight, women will exit their cars in traffic and flash other drivers. There might even be an impromptu parade with half-naked, dancing women...in the street.
Miami is home to beautiful people, and if the Miami Heat win tonight, there will be parties in the streets, and some of those beautiful people are going to strip most of their clothes off. It is a phenomenon many of us Miami natives have witnessed time and time again, and it is what makes Miami pretty awesome.
I was in Atlanta in 1995 when the Braves won the World Series, and while I had a good time celebrating with fans, there was not a bare titty in sight.
I was in New York in 2008 when the Giants won the Super Bowl, and I witnessed the frenzy of New York fans firsthand…but none of them got naked.
I was in Miami in 2003 when the Marlins won the World Series and again in 2006 when the Miami Heat won the Championship and let me say this…I saw a lot of ass and titties. In fact, I took quite the face-pummeling by a huge pair of titties when a woman (maybe she was a friendly stripper on her way to work?) got out of her car in traffic wearing red pasties and screaming, “Go Heat!” at the top of her lungs. She leaned in my window and blessed me with a celebratory motor-boating. And boy was I a dirty sailor that night!
So am I rooting for a Heat win tonight? You bet your ass I am. Not only because I support Miami teams but also because I love to see naked strangers.
Today, I am going to write about panties. Why am I going to write about panties on a big-boob blog? Because Maria keeps insisting that I write about panties. Just before, she said to me, “Dave, why don’t you write about panties?”
But what am I going to write about panties? To me, the key question about panties is similar to the question about bras that Maria recently posed: On or off. What I mean is, when you’re having sex with a woman, do you bother to take her panties off or do you keep them on and pull the crotch part aside and then slide your cock into her pussy? Now, I have my opinion about this (panties pulled to the side is my choice), but how much am I going to say about that? Not much. I just said it.
Christy Marks likes boy shorts.
Then Elliot reminded me that the “Model Info” sheets we have every girl fill out has the question, “Do you normally wear panties? Any special kind?” And it occurred to me that I never use that info when I’m writing about the girls for SCORE magazine.
“You should do a survey on panties,” Elliot said.
By survey, I think he meant take a look at the “Model Info” sheets. So I did. And I kinda like what I saw.
Siri: Always wears panties. Her favorites are Victoria’s Secret G-strings. I’m not surprised. G-strings are great on that ass. Her ass cheeks swallow up the string.
Christy Marks: Usually wears panties “but there are always those times when I prefer boy shorts.”
Sara Jay usually doesn't wear panties. She did it just for you.
Valory Irene: “I always wear a thong.” This is somewhat surprising because I’ve seen her in full-back undies, and she looks great in them.
Aren’t we really asking the girls if they ever go commando? Is commando the right word for when a woman doesn’t wear panties? Commandess?
Kelly Christiansen: “Thongs only if I wear any, which I usually don’t.”
There we go!
Daylene Rio: “Yes, all sorts. No special kind.”
Sara Jay: “No.” That surprises me. Panties were created for a great ass like hers.
I think Siri's ass looks very good in a G-string. Don't you?
Anyway, what have we learned today? We’ve learned that some girls wear panties and some don’t. Most girls these days wear thongs. Full-back panties seem to be a thing of the past (which means they’re probably a thing of the future, too).
You know what I love? Whale tail. Don’t know what that is? Look it up. Know what it is? Then you know why I like it.
Cameltoe: A slang word for the outline of a girl’s labia majora when she’s wearing very tight-fitting shorts or pants. The fabric should be thin and clingy.
And I’d walk a mile for it.
The cameltoe effect is even more highlighted if the vertical seam goes straight down the middle of her shorts, separating the labia.
Admittedly, “cameltoe” is not a flattering term at all. The hoof of an “even-toed ungulate,” as the biology books call cameltoes, is not something you’d associate with a vagina. I have no idea who came up with the name. I can’t imagine someone walking up to a girl who’s dressed in booty shorts and saying, “Hey, the outline of your pussy looks like the hoof of a camel!”
As a boob man, I usually tend to look at a girl’s chest first but if she’s got on something that highlights a cameltoe, I’m there too. Here’s Ashley, Crystal, CJ and Kitana showing theirs. More in SCORELAND!
Note from Dave: Sorry to hijack your posting, Elliot, but has anybody noticed that cameltoes seem to be back in style? By “back in style,” I’m going back to the late 1970s and early 1980s, when women wore super-tight jeans and lots of polyester–this had something to do with the disco era–and sometimes the cameltoe would go an inch or more up their cunts. You could’ve fucked them without taking their pants off. Lately, I’ve noticed a lot more cameltoes, at least here in South Florida, than at any other time since 20 or so years ago. This, along with the return of tube tops, is a very enjoyable trend.
Another Mamazon The Movie alumnus goes interracial hardcore XXX with an additional sweetener.
Kali West does her first interracial anal fuck today on SCORELAND!
She phoned us with an offer we couldn’t refuse. Two, in fact, because another new Kali anal video is playing in SCOREVideos.
When a girl like Kali with the beautiful face of an angel and the body of Satan’s girlfriend offers to give you her anal cherry, only a schmuck would say no and not fill her tight butthole while the fillin’s good.
She looks so innocent, so girl-next-door, so shy.
Never judge a book by its cover.
Chicks are always full of surprises.
No one moreso than Kali West since her debut in 2009.
The quiet ones will zing you every time.
Steve had the right name first on Thursday’s Blog. The man knows Kali’s tush well. Or her pussy. Or both.
Dave has a Blog video interview with Kali that will be posted shortly.
There are some things that just belong together. Things that jive in perfect harmony, like peanut butter and jelly. Like Abbott and Costello. Like boners and lotion. These things just make sense. They are better together than apart, and that’s that. And if you ask me, the best of all things combined, the ULTIMATE pairing is Ass and Titties.
How can you go wrong with that duo?
I like tits as much as the next person, but I am very vocal about my love of ass. I think asses are awesome. (I am the editor of BootyLicious magazine for a reason!) They jiggle in such a friendly way. They take a pounding and they bounce back. And no matter how hot a chick is, if she is packing a little junk in her trunk, her fuck stock goes up. At least in my humble opinion.
That’s why when a chick is stacked up top and has lots of bounce on the bottom, I think she needs to be praised. High-fived, even. Because T&A is just so good. And think of the possibilities! Titty-fucking and using her ass crack to jack your dick! A girl with ass AND titties is a commodity!
I mean, am I wrong? What lady-lover wouldn’t want a woman with curves from top to bottom?
xoxo
Maria
Daphne Rosen’s pale orbs are the stuff of jack dreams.
Danesha’s mocha bosom is nice and full.
Asian wonder Ava is packing a rack that is, indeed, divine.
Latina temptress Angelina Castro has some nice caramel cans!
I am going to put this warning out there right off the bat.
THIS POSTING IS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT TITS AS IT IS ABOUT BASKETBALL.
There. I said it.
You see, I have March Madness on the brain. Basketball and brackets and teams.
I know. You thought that as the editor of Voluptuous, surely I must think about tits 24/7. But I find some time to think about sports and beer, too.
(And girly things like shoes and makeup. lol)
It happens.
Despite what you think, there is only ONE basketball in this pic.
Sabina dunks and then scores with a cock on the court.
And you know what? I am probably not alone in my mind-wanderings about college basketball. I am sure that some of you have the madness, too. In fact, I am sure you are toggling between this blog and ESPN, keeping a close eye on the fate of your teams.
Luckily, my thinking about basketball eventually turned into thinking about tits and basketball. (Yes, most of my musings always come full circle to knockers. lol)
So I thought, “Maria, what busty girls have played basketball for us?” and then I thought of Daphne Rosen‘s set for Tits-A-Poppin’. Daphne plays some basketball and then plays some sucktheballs with a stud right on the court. Not too shabby.
Then I thought about Sabina Leigh‘s basketball boning in Bounce Baby Bounce!, and I made a mental note to rewatch her scene for, um, posterity.
But to be honest, my favorite basketball set of all time has nothing to do with boobs. It has more to do with ass.
(I am as much a fan of big asses as I am a fan of big tits. Sue me.)
For me, there is just something fucking delicious about Kina Kara and this basketball. (And she has some decent-sized sweater puppies, too, don’t get me wrong.)
Kina's ass needs slapping and oiling. I would D'up on that!
Maybe it’s because I am the editor of BootyLicious, but I just like the idea of playing basketball with and throwing down some hard defense against a girl with a huge ass.
Now let me Forrest Gump my way out of this post and say that that’s pretty much all I have to say about that.
Have a great weekend, guys. Hope those of you embroiled in some serious March Madnessing have success with your brackets!
Here at SCORELAND, it’s all about the boobs, right? Well, kinda. I mean, I have a bit of a one-track mind, and nothing stops me in my tracks like a big, jiggly rack. But let’s face it: Man can not live on tits alone. Once in a while, we need something to stick our cocks in rather than between. And that, of course, is where pussy and ass come in.
So a bunch of us were standing around the other day talking about assholes. No, not people who are assholes. Buttholes. Brown-eyed winkies (I hate that term). The orifice 90 degrees south (or north if she’s on all fours) of the pussy. Yeah, I know you know where it is. And that got me to thinking, “Who has the best asshole in SCORELAND history?” Here are some candidates. Notice that each asshole looks like it hasn’t been fucked, even though it might have been. Remember what Woody Allen says at the end of Hannah and Her Sisters: “The asshole is a very resilient little muscle.” Okay, that’s not exactly what he says, but close. If anyone has any nominations, I can try to add them to this posting.
Jack nominated Sharday's tight asshole for consideration.
Chloe Vevrier can't decide whether to lick Danni Ashe's pussy or asshole.
Ariana (left) and Dawn Stone are Boob Cruising. I'd like to go asshole cruising with either of them.
Kylee Nash seems to be saying, "I have an open hole if you want it!"
Is Stevie Kaye trying to show off her tits, her pussy or her asshole? I'm voting for asshole.
I love to see a woman's tits from the side…thank you, Yurizan!
I love to blog about tits and why I love them, why they rule and all the good stuff in between.
And part of that involves one of my favorite things of all time…
The profile shot of a great pair of bazoombas.
I don’t know what it is about that titty side-view that makes me happy, but it does.
(Check out Yurizan‘s profile shot from the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE. Isn’t it glorious? Doesn’t it just bring a smile of pure joy to your face?)
Maybe it’s because deep down inside, in places that I don’t discuss at dinner parties…I am an ass-lover, too.
(And cue collective GASP! from all you die-hard boob lovers out there. LOL I am, after all, not only the the editor of V-mag but the editor of BootyLicious mag, too!)
When a lady stands sideways like that, not only do you get to see the wonderful slope of her tit and the wonderful curve underneath it, but you also get a peek at her backside. And who doesn’t love that? Seeing her ripe rump and her glorious ta-tas takes me to a place in my mind where I imagine her in doggie-style. Maybe someone is spanking her ass and cupping her boobs at the same time. Maybe whispering dirty, sweet nothings into her ear.
Oh, yeah.
And that, my friends, is hot. Period. You can’t compete with the wonderful images that the side boob shot inspires.
(And for the record, Yurizan, in all her amazing and possibly EPIC sexiness, was the PERFECT model for this blog posting. But then again, she is one of my faves, so I am a little biased!) 😛
