Tag Archive: beer
March 17, 2024 by Elliot James
You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.
Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
We begin with a beer at 6PM.
6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.
8 PM.
10 PM.
Midnight.
2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.
October 24, 2019 by Elliot James
Sofia Santana is here to show how she raises a brew or two in her own beer garden.
She wants to know if you want some beer and pours some of her beer on her big boobs, a good way to cool off her hot tits. Drink up!
I asked Sofia what she did before she became a webcam model.
I’ll give you a hint. She wore green.
It’s always Oktoberbreast.
March 17, 2018 by Dave
December 8, 2016 by Elliot James
A while ago, K.D. wrote, “There is no such thing as too much Roxi Red. I would be okay with Roxi appearing every month. I never get tired of looking at her boobs.”
I thought about K.D.’s point. He presents a good case because Roxi is the kind of super-stacked Amazon who’s beyond difficult to find.
Roxi has the boobs that made Minnesota famous. If you’ve got the time, she has the breasts. In Friday’s scene at SCORELAND, when she brings over a beer for Jimmy, he’s not interested. I should hope not! There are better things to suck on than a bottle of beer.
When you say Roxi Red, you’ve said it all.
I’m here to tell you that in the future, Roxi will be considered one of the greatest of all busty legends.
Starts tomorrow!
The biggest tits in Minnesota.
March 29, 2014 by Elliot James
SCORELAND just posted a new photo spread of the ever-popular Vanessa Y. from Poland. She’s dressed in a traditional beer maid’s costume.
Like a lot of European ladies, Vanessa likes a good glass of beer.
This got me to wondering if there is a tie-in to Vanessa’s recent boob growth spurt. She says her boobs began to get bigger after she quit smoking cigarettes. I did some reading and learned that beer is made from hops and hops contain phytoestrogens. Estrogen is a female hormone. That could also account for Vanessa’s recent breast expansion. Just a theory.
There’s also a new video of Vanessa. She’s not satisfied with the bras she’s trying on. I feel bad about that but enjoyed watching her struggle.
Here’s to beer and boobs.
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Hitomi is not wasting beer.
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Maggie Green knows a few bar tricks.
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Joana lugs those jugs all day.
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Vanessa is about to let her boobs breathe.
January 31, 2014 by Elliot James
If the crew at SCORE ate at nearby restaurants stocked with waitresses built like Hitomi, life would be a breeze. The sad fact is the girls at the Hooters near us and at other places are barely single-D or C-cups. Sure, many of them are great looking, but they come up short as tank-top stretchers. Where are all the breastaurants?
I don’t know if waitresses dress like this in Japan. Hitomi’s got that all-American beer, burgers and chicken wings waitress thing going on. The ball cap turned to the side, the tank, killer tiny shorts. See the video and photo set this Super Sunday at SCORELAND.
It’s going to be better than the Super Bowl’s halftime show.
Anyone with boobs like Hitomi's should not work as a waitress. They should call SCORE.
September 28, 2013 by Elliot James
Bottoms up!
Raise your steins and knocker back a few suds with December ’13 covergirl Renee Ross and her bosomy V-mates.
Oktoberfest has kicked off not just in Germany but around the world. (It ends October 6.)
Renee is wearing a dirndl, the traditional German/Bavarian/Austrian dress that the beer ladies wear for this event.
This cover shot reminds me of another hot jug slinger, Gya Roberts. Here’s tit in your eye!
Who else would make a great jug passer in this costume? I can think of a few!
Get yours at your favorite store or direct from the eBoobStore.com.
Those look heavy.
July 8, 2013 by Elliot James
Micky: she can easily pop your cork.
Such bar room phrases as “bottoms up,” “bouncers,” “pop top,” “loaded,” and “shaken not stirred” have a different meaning when our busty friends come by to bare at the bar.
Micky Bells, for example, is back in a fresh pictorial and video right now at XLGirls.com.
Micky appears ready to pop that cork and celebrate. Every time I see Micky, it’s a reason to celebrate.
The size and shape of Micky’s breasts still makes me hear bells ringing in my head every time I see her.
Everything else about Micky is supernatural too. Check out those legs.
It was a great day when Miss Bells decided to wear the air for our cameras.
This got me thinking about other top-heavy tavern teasers. Here’s a few fine shot girls to toss one back to and get boob drunk over.
Everybody knows her name: Karina Hart.
Jessica Taylor bared at the bar.
Sports bar-buster Angel Gee.
December 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.
Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.
Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.
Who would not want to tap those kegs?
Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.
In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.
Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.
Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.
Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.
Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.
Drop your hops and show Joana some props.
Check out this clip.
Bottoms up!
Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.
December 8, 2012 by Elliot James
Terry Nova would spill less if she drank with her eyes open.
I’ve blogged about beer before.
I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.
What is it with the spilling?
I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.
Did you know:
Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.
Women drink 25% of the beer in America.
Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.
Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.
Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.
The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.
In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.
Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.
The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”
Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)
It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.
St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.
In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker. Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.
Siri likes good head.
The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.
Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.
