Every time a newbie fucks, an angel gets its wings.
Well, maybe not.
But every time a newbie fucks at SCORELAND, a lot of you get wood, that’s for sure.
Now, the last time I chatted with Felicia Clover, who has such a nice pair of tits and such a KAPOW! in-your-face ass, she was just doing solo. But now…now this red-hot ginger is back and fresh from her first fuck scene.
She chatted with our studio manager Tushna about the first pro-cock she has ever worked over, and truth be told, she had nothing but good and very horny things to say.
You’ll love the part where she holds up her hand and opens her mouth and shows you how big the cock she tackled was.
But my absolute favorite thing about this video is the happiness Felicia exudes.
She is cock-happy.
Isn’t that lovely?
You can check out her first on-camera fuck EVER! tomorrow at SCORELAND.
With an ass like hers and titties that are so, so ripe, Felicia deserves every stroke the stud gives her.
Oh, and she would like to know if you are stroking, too.
Way back in March, I complained about Elliot and Maria not making me aware of the presence of Molly Howard. To which Elliot replied, “Uh…Dave, you got the email about Molly two months ago…” And Maria said, “Yeah, we told you about her. So, this FAIL! is all on you, Dave. I believe that Elliot and I win. The end.”
But, of course, I had the last word and said, “Clearly, Elliot and Maria are teaming up on me to cover their asses and because they feel guilty. That’s okay. I forgive them.”
Anyway, as Elliot pointed out, this is not about me and Maria and Elliot. This is about Molly, a blockbuster blonde with giant, natural tits and a big ass. Recently, Molly took on two of our biggest studs at XLGirls.com. They fucked her mouth, pussy and tits and soaked her rack with their loads. If this were TV, it would be must-see TV. Instead, it’s must-see XL Girls TV.
I know. I’m a little obsessed with Molly. But look at the picture of her I’ve provided for your viewing pleasure. I have good reason to be obsessed. And I’m not the only one.
Steveo said, “Molly Howard is THE sexiest woman on this site!! I cum over the thought of eating her chubby pussy and spraying my load across her sexy lips!! FUCK!!!”
Very elegantly put, Steveo.
Seth1968 added, “She sucks cock in the spitty, drooly lovely way and these scenes make my cock go to blaze in seconds. I am digging Molly’s foxiness and watching her get tagged by two dudes is hot shit! She is fucking sexy all the way!”
Wonderful! Poetry, indeed, Seth.
Of course, as usual, I am late to the game on this Molly video. It was posted on August 16. I discovered it yesterday. But that’s okay. Better late than never. Is it the greatest video in the history of XLGirls.com? If it isn’t, I want to see the one that’s better.
When I first saw pictures of Sashaa Juggs, I said out loud, “Holy, shit!” Now, I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 11 years, and it takes a lot for me to say, “Holy, shit!” (although I did say “Whoa!” the other day when I saw the rack on a girl who will make her SCORELAND debut next Wednesday). But Sashaa Juggs…this girl has everything you want in a great XL Girl: pretty face, big, fat tits, big, round ass, curves that go on forever…Sashaa Juggs is a “Holy, shit!” girl. She’s packing. Her rack is huge, her body is big, she’s blonde and she could be the girl-next-door. You can see her right now at XLGirls.com.
Sucking, fucking and taking a cock in her ass.
Holy, shit!
I’m not going to say anything else about Sashaa. I’m just going to enjoy this picture then head back over to XLGirls.com to watch her video. At one point in the video, she rests her huge rack on the guy’s leg and then goes down on his dick. I can’t tell you how much I enjoy seeing that.
Got the post-holiday blues? Then I’ve got just the cure.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio, together for the first time ever, sharing a cock, gobbling it down, eating dick and sucking balls, fucking, eating each others’ cunt sauce off the dick, then getting facialed and enjoying a little snowballing action.
When you put two nasty, big-titted fuck sluts like Daylene and Sara together, you know the action is going to be scorching. And it is.
Sara Jay’s visit to the SCORE Studio is her first since 2008. She looks great, and that ass…it’s one of the best ever.
Daylene, back in our studio for the first time since last winter, looks truly spectacular. She has slimmed down but hasn’t lost an ounce of boob meat. She might even be bustier than ever.
Anyway, enough of my talk. Enjoy this Blog video of Sara and Daylene, then get over to SCORELAND and watch the scene. It’ll cure you of the post-holiday blue balls.
This is Angel DeLuca. She’s from California. She’s 24 years old. If you saw her out in public, maybe in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, she might be dressed like this.
You see, Angel is the girl-next-door, and she looks so sweet, so innocent. Her hobbies are playing outside with her dogs and playing video games. She’s a big football fan. “I watch my Philadelphia Eagles and yell at the screen when they don’t do so well,” she said.
But you might be surprised to find out that Angel has a sexy, secret life. You see, Angel is a dominatrix, and she has an unusual fetish. She loves having ice stuffed inside her pussy. “It feels good,” she says. And there’s another aspect to her private life. She recently sent her photos to BeASCOREModel.com, and wouldn’t you know it, Angel was invited to our studio, and she did this.
And this.
And lots more. Which just goes to show you that you just never know about the people you see during the course of the day. That girl you saw recently? The one with the big tits and the broad butt? The one you were dying to see naked but never thought you ever would because nice girls don’t do that kind of thing? Well, right now, you might find her at XLGirls.com and again in video tomorrow.
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
Angelina prepares to do the safety dance on top of Juan Largo's pole.
It was the great 1980s band Men Without Hats that famously sang, “We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cause’ your friend don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.”
I’m not quite as close-minded about the dancing issue as The Men were–I don’t think we should disregard people as friends material just because they don’t dance–but I have to admit, the sight of Angelina Castro dancing in the video below definitely gives me the urge to make her a friend of mine.
Of course, dancing means different things to different people. There’s dancing in a club. Slow dancing. Salsa dancing. Cha-cha. There’s break dancing. There’s Dancing With The Stars dancing. There’s pole dancing. And then there’s dancing on a flesh-and-blood fuck pole, as Angelina demonstrates in a new pictorial from the January ’11 SCORE that went up yesterday at SCORELAND.
So, as you prepare to whip it out for Angelina, I’ll remind you of something else Men Without Hats said: “As long as we abuse it, Never gonna lose it. Everything will work out right.”
Commenting on my Sunday Blog posting (“Now Showing: Video of Arianna Sinn in the Bahamas”), FrankNZ wrote, “Can we all work as interns on the next trip, please? Payment will not be required. I’ll even bring my own brushes for sand removal services!”
The last part of his comment reminded me of one of the best things ever said by a model in Voluptuous. It was in the November ’96 issue (I can’t believe I remember these things), and it was said by Chanel, a curvy amateur who appeared twice in V-Mag. The photo set was shot on the beach in South Padre Island, Texas, and Chanel said, “The wind was blowing so much. I was cleaning sand out of my ass for a week!” That comment was juxtaposed with the photo below, and the idea of Chanel picking sand out of that big, fuckable ass of hers…well, it got my imagination going. All I could think about was Chanel in the shower, picking sand out of her ass.
You know, some people say nobody reads the copy that accompanies the photos in a men’s magazine. Well, I do (and I did; in 1996, I was still five years away from becoming editor of SCORE and Voluptuous), and nearly 14 years later, I still remember the quote and the photo. Here it is.
"The wind was blowing so much. I was picking sand out of my ass for a week!"
