Tag Archive: Big-Boob Finishing School

Big-Boob Finishing School: Eden Mor and Michelle Bond bump, grind and twerk

October 30, 2013 by Elliot James

Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.

The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”

But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.

Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.

“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”

The training begins in today’s chapter, “The Art of the Lap Dance.” Plus a behind-the-scenes video with extras and bloopers.

Big-Boob Finishing School: The Art Of The Lap Dance

Rubbing off at SCORE’s Big Boob Finishing School

October 23, 2013 by Elliot James

In today’s SCORELAND episode of Big Boob Finishing School, Headmistress Michelle Bond, the author of “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men,” requests a volunteer to demonstrate what a girl should do when her man comes home from work beat-up and stressed. Valory Irene volunteers! One of those things she does is a nice, soothing massage to rub out the problems and stresses of the day.  Click here to see the trailer. And see what happens after-hours. Click here.

Valory gets rubbed down in Big Boob Finishing School.

Starts Wednesday at SCORELAND: Big Boob Finishing School

September 30, 2013 by Elliot James

 

Students assemble at Big Boob Finishing School in Portugal.

First time at SCORELAND…When Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor receive an invitation in the mail from the headmistress of the Big Boob Finishing School, Michelle Bond, they are intrigued.

They travel to Michelle’s historic villa to learn her secrets about attracting and holding on to a guy. A spectacular cast of international hotties star in this SCORE feature film shot completely on-location in scenic Portugal.

If you loved On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa Del Sol and other SCORE feature movies, you’ll love Big Boob Finishing School.

Lesson #1: How to dress for sex-cess.

Happy Birthday Babes

May 7, 2013 by Elliot James

Today’s birthday girls are Michelle Bond, Fawn Miller, Texas Barbie Bennett and Mandy Pearl, all born May 7.

Brits Michelle and Mandy have both been featured in SCORE group shoots, Michelle in Portugal (Big-Boob Finishing School) and St. Maarten (Leanne’s Stacked Summer) and Mandy in Hungary (Hooter Hotel).

Fawn Miller is a retired big-bust legend from Pennsylvania, born in 1968. Texas Barbie is a feature dancer, mag model and contest winner from Corpus Christi.

Mandy Pearl

Texas Barbie

Michelle Bond

Fawn Miller

 

Rhymes with T&A

October 8, 2011 by Elliot James
Sophie has it all.

Sophie has it all.

And that would be Sophie Mae, the beautiful, blonde Czech with an incredible bod and 34F-cups that just won’t quit. Great smile, bright, wide doe-eyes. Sexy ass, legs and feet.

This pictorial from the October ’11 SCORE, which is beginning its run at SCORELAND, appears today.

Sophie has done quite a few pictorials that have turned me into a glassy-eyed idiot since that first road trip our staff made to Prague in the Spring of 2009. I don’t know if this is my favorite Sophie photo shoot, but it’s close to being the one. There’s something about her in this. I can’t explain it. Some things are not always understood, and maybe it’s better that way. Seeing her and Romania’s Arianna Sinn eat a banana in a scene from Big-Boob Finishing School in the July ’11 Voluptuous was an uplifting experience, too.

If you’ve seen Sophie’s candid videos on the Blog and in SCORELAND‘s “Behind The Scenes Theater,” you’ve seen her charm, intelligence and personality in action. Her English is very good, too. I love her voice. I’m sorry she doesn’t live in America.

I think Sophie’s underrated. She needs more praise and recognition.

Oddly enough, Sophie says the guys back home in the Czech Republic are not the ones giving her the eye when they pass by her in public. It’s the women, who shoot her mean, nasty looks. Boob prejudice in the Czech Republic. I never would have guessed it.

Venera’s covered front and back. Or should we say uncovered?

September 5, 2011 by Elliot James
December '11 SCORE now at your favorite rack.

Now at your favorite rack.

The back cover...naturally.

The back cover...naturally.

Venera’s stackitude is mindboggling. How can anyone so slim be so naturally busty? And yet, seeing is believing. I pondered the same question in 2005 when Merilyn Sakova exploded onto the scene. I realize there’s no definitive answer. It’s a miracle of nature in how body mass is distributed, and that’s the only answer I can come up with. And I’m grateful for this phenomenon. And to Venera for showing us what nature has bestowed upon her.

Venera’s debut in the December ’11 SCORE, now being stacked on newsstand racks all over the world, will have the same impact. There will be lots of rack studying going on in numerous countries from the States to Sweden to Australia.

Also starring in this edition: Maserati; Michelle Bond and Eden Mor; Angel Gee; Valory Irene; Brooke Tyler; Kaytee Carter; Kelly Christiansen & Karen Fisher XXX; and a DVD preview of Big Tit A-List 2.

Pick up a copy at your local store or get it with a few clicks at eBoobStore.com.

Either way, don’t miss it.

And get to know Venera on DVD. Available now and only from SCORE, Venera’s Busty Debut, filmed in Jamaica, is the first DVD to showcase the slim-n-stacked hottie. See the trailer at eBoobStore.com.

She's boobalicious!

She's boobalicious!


Movies that tit-loving guys should own

August 31, 2011 by Elliot James
Big Boob Finishing School. Where the elite meet.

Big Boob Finishing School. Where the elite meet.

If Big-Boob Finishing School did not exist, we would be forced to create it as a public service for girls who want to become better girlfriends.

At this critically acclaimed center for advancement in the science and art of man-pleasing, Michelle Bond is the knowledgeable head mistress.

In fact, Miss Bond wrote the best selling book, The Ultimate Guide For Pleasing Men, featured in this film.

Our camera crew traveled to Miss Bond’s posh estate in Portugal, where she allowed us to film her stacked students–Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor–during actual classes as they learned the step-by-step techniques of making a guy feel like a king.

This is a DVD for every man with big boobs on his brain 24-7 and one he can even watch with his girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits.

The courses taught include:

1) How girls should dress to please a guy.

2) How a girl can be a porn star in her own bedroom.

3) The art of oily massage.

4) How to give the perfect lap dance.

5) How a guy should be woken up in the morning.

And much more plus lots of behind-the-scenes extras.

Check out the trailer and get your copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today at eBoobStore.com.

Arianna & Sophie: pleased to please you.

June 18, 2011 by Elliot James
July '11 Voluptuous now showing on SCORELAND.

July '11 Voluptuous now showing on SCORELAND.

Here’s a rare pair of two delightful faves at SCORELAND, Arianna Sinn and Sophie Mae. Adorable and jiggly. Arianna’s tits look especially gigantic. In the past, kings have gone to war over beauties like them. In the present, politicians feel the urge to email girls like this their underwear photos. Cultural differences and nationalities carry no weight here as Arianna and Sophie cuddle up in bed for a two-girl slumber party to study the popular self-help book, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.” When they get to Chapter 2, “The Mind-Pussy Connection,” they decide to practice. Practice makes perfect. This pictorial posts tomorrow at SCORELAND.

Eden’s new look

June 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Eden Mor July '11 SCORE

Eden Mor July '11 SCORE

Voluptuous was the first men’s mag to photograph the chesty Israeli model Eden Mor. There are very few girls from Israel in the SCORE world. After that first time, Eden traveled to Spain, along with Kelly Kay, Joana Bliss, Crisa, Bozena and Florri in 2004. She and Bozena paired off in the breastfest DVD Knockin’ Nipples. After that, we lost touch until recently. Eden has changed.

Quite a collection here.

Quite a collection here.

After Taylor Stevens in Canada, Eden Mor is the second Voluptuous/XL Girl to have had a dramatic weight reduction during the past year. It doesn’t happen very often. For the most part, models tend to gain weight and boobage. Autumn-Jade is the perfect example.

This year, a slimmer, trimmer Eden joined Valory, Arianna Sinn, Michelle Bond, Lana Ivans, and Sophie Mae in Portugal for Big-Boob Finishing School. SCORELAND is showing Eden’s pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE mag today.

Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.

Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.

Opinions from the guys vary, but the majority of the comments about the new-look Eden have been good. Jeff wrote, “Eden, I’m one of your biggest fans. You have always been incredible and the slimmer version is absolutely smokin’ hot. Gorgeous face, incredible figure, and great personality. You have the best boobs on the planet (especially your nipples), plus I love your shaved pussy and incredible legs and ass. It’s heart attack time!” Alt commented: “Outstanding. I am fan of both versions of this grand lady and her magnificent hangers but this latest thinner version is simply stunning.” And RE wrote: “I much prefer her on the bigger side but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” A true diplomat.

Tomorrow, Natasha Dulce from July ’11 SCORE. Fresh, hot, sexy, stacked and every other adjective you could think of.

So prim. So proper. So deceptive.

April 16, 2011 by Elliot James
Tea will served promptly at 4pm, you filthy beasts.

"Tea will be served promptly at four o'clock, you filthy beasts."

Appearances are deceiving. Take Michelle Bond here. When SCORE needed a proper, genteel, cultured dean to run its Big-Boob Finishing School in Portugal, someone British came to mind. Someone named Michelle Bond. Michelle’s 70-image pictorial from May ’11 Voluptuous posts today on SCORELAND, and the brunette from Liverpool looks the epitome of prim, proper and stylishly sophisticated. Very English. A very popular look ‘cross the pond with horny dudes who like to see girls dressed the way Michelle is dressed in this pictorial.

Well, maybe not the epitome. That blouse is a little too sheer, a little too tight and a little too low for 34H tits.

Michelle’s really not prim. Nah. She used to work summers during the mid-2000s as a showgirl at the gigantic club Privilege in Ibiza, the Euro-trash party island off the coast of Spain.

“It was the world’s biggest nightclub, and we did different shows, and my part every Monday night was to get dragged onstage, handcuffed and naked, by a dwarf,” Michelle said. “It was wild, but it was fun, and the crowd always got a big kick out of it. In part of the show, I’d be wearing underwear, but in the part with the dwarf, I was naked, and I had a collar and chain around my neck and he’d drag me on up, and I’d be wearing nothing but handcuffs, and he’d drag me around onstage.”

Prim? Proper? We take it back.

Some dwarfs have all the luck.