When it comes to the girls’ wardrobes, I know a lot of people like to see them in the kind of outfits a girl wears in “real life” (the mall, a restaurant, the park), but my own personal preference is costume play, aka “cos play.” Maybe that’s because I lived down the block from a strip club during my formative years. We did a survey on SCORELAND not long ago, asking “What is your favorite fantasy girl?”
Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.
Sexy teacher was #1 with 47% of 1000 polled while sexy nurse was second with 33%. For me, it’s nurse and maid. I had only a couple of hot teachers my whole life; the rest were ugly, old meanies. So I have a hard time relating. But I’ve known hot nurses and hot maids. Sexist? Of course. I fully admit it.
Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.
There’s a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill with waitresses dressed like nurses. The nurse motif is not really why it’s called that. It’s the high-fat menu. Reporters, columnists, writers as well as nurses and nursing organizations have criticized the restaurant and the overall fantasy depiction of the nursing profession in movies and men’s magazines. The owner is my hero, and not for his burgers. Does anyone else fantasize about Cindy Cupps, Cherry Brady and Jezhabelle nursing you back from a fake illness? Or serving you non-fatty veggie-burgers in a hospital restaurant? But it has to be a fantasy nurse outfit out of Fredericks or Shirley of Hollwood. And they have to wear stripper fuck-shoes. Not a real nurse’s outfit. Especially those God-awful real-life British nurse uniforms. Those don’t measure up. Renee Ross said she wears scrubs. That doesn’t do it for me, but the thought of her being a nurse does.
Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service
Sexist? Chauvinistic? You bet. And proud of it. I have my list of SCORELAND Girls who’ve yet to don the crossed cap that I want to see dressed as nurses. A man can hope.
SCORELAND has a wild weekend ahead. How big are your hands? Can they hold F-cups? What about G-cups? J-cups?
Natalie Fiore.
Natalie Fiore quickly returns because no one can get enough of the “new” Natalie. Her tits have grown, you know. This weekend, we’ve got Miss Fiore in a sultry, sexy video shot on location in Europe. She has a way of speaking to the camera while she’s touching her tits and pussy that makes you feel as if she were talking directly to you. The way she’s going, Natalie could help usher in a new era of U.S.-France diplomacy. We’re in talks with Sarkozy now about it.
And then there’s Renee Ross from the December ’09 edition of SCORE. I chose this shot because it dramatizes how Renee’s tits threaten to spill out over the top of her old-fashioned bustier, the way the waves from Hurricane Katrina demolished the levees in Louisiana. Hey there, Renee! We know you’re reading this! How are ya?
Renee Ross.
Also from December ’09 SCORE, Alana Anderson is a creamy new bra buster who one of our model recruiters found on a webcam. Alana has a pair of ultra-prominent, delectable nipples. One look at these spigots and a guy feels compelled to suck on them hard. Alana’s in a SCORE Theater video on Sunday, her first for us, and her pictorial is posting on Monday. In one video segment that won’t leave you dry, Alanna squeezes her tits to squirt out milk. Raincoats were made for this.
Alana Anderson.
And finally, Kiko Lee performs horny Asian magic on a cock in SCORE Theater in a nasty new video with matching photos. But first she does one of her exotic dance routines on a table top as a warm-up. I chose this picture since there’s been a nut-sucking poll on the BLOG this week. You can see that Kiko has that ball-sucking magic, plus I love her wide, pancake areolae, a rare gift from the boob goddesses. Kiko has dedicated herself to Geisha-style man-pleasing. For that, I forgive her for once blowing Ron Jeremy and Pete Rose (not at the same time.)
Kiko Lee
They’ll keep your hands full this weekend, for sure.
May their birthday cakes be as big and tasty as their real cakes! Just curious…anyone here ever see Penelope, Alyssa and/or Busty Brianna dance in a club?
This is the question that Angelina Castro wants to answer in a new SCORELAND pictorial and video, “Are Latin Girls Hotter Fucks?” showing today in SCORE Theater. Many would say yes, including our esteemed editor of Voluptuous and BootyLicious magazines. As you know, we’re based in South Florida, which is teeming with the hottest Latina babes. Cuban-American Angelina Castro (March ’09, July ’09 SCORE) is one of those body-beautiful stars, always dressed to kill in tight tops, push-up bras, tight dresses, short-shorts, the highest heels and no panties. In the opener of Angelina’s second XXX video, she models a skintight dress, bra-less and panty-less. SCORE Man enters to interview her, and he’s as impressed by her tush as he is by her tits. Sex happens!
I had the privilege once of hosting a tits-in-tight-tops video with Janet Jade, star of Eat My Tits, for SCOREtv episode 2. Two years later, I still haven’t completely recovered, but I’m making progress and my arm is almost completely functional again. In this Janet update, a fellow SCOREtv reporter has the honor of chatting up Janet in our dressing room, and as always, she’s a room brightener: cheery, fun and enthusiastic. A jiggle belle, all the way. Janet talks about the holidays, her favorite basketball players, what she looks for in a guy (she likes a specific kind of butt) and a bunch of other things he was curious about. My question is, why does Janet have to live in Detroit? Why can’t she live in Miami? Down the block from our building?
This DVD is all Janet.
Thanks for giving, Janet! Have a fun, safe holiday season.
I wish the world could be more like a SCORE interview with Janet Jade, a world where you could ask a busty girl to show you her boobs and she happily lifts her blouse without the guilt, shame and embarrassment that society instills about the human body. Yes, a man can dream the impossible dream.
And while I’m at it, I’d like to list the 10 things you can get away with saying on Thanksgiving and Christmas:
1. I could go for a huge breast.
2. That’s one great-looking spread.
3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.
4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
5. I’m in the mood for dark meat.
6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
7. Don’t play with your meat.
8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.
9. How long will it take after you stick it in?
10. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Have a great Thanksgiving, Scorelanders!–Elliot James
Last Wednesday, I went to lunch with Dave and Fernando, our records supervisor. We went to the usual place since Dave won’t eat anywhere else. I don’t mind because Wednesday seems to be MILF day there. Now, if you know South Florida, especially Miami, the women tend to dress hot, whether the weather is actually hot or not. Tight tops and blouses. Tight jeans, shorts or skirts. Lots of bling. “Look at my feet” high heels. the place gets a mix of nearby office workers, college students and mothers with kids off from school.
Elevator shoes would help.
I’ll skip the part about what we ordered and get to the point. We’re eating when I look to my left and see a tall girl about 26-28 years old with long, blonde hair at the register. She’s about five-nine in traditional black pumps, a very tight grey skirt cut above the knees and a dazzling tight white top under a short, very tight, grey matching jacket. Basically, a business suit, but on her, it looks phenomenal. She has a great rack–very busty. I can tell she’s busty and proud because her top is squishing her big boobs in, an effect that creates a rounded “breast shelf.” This makes her chest SUPER prominent. I estimate she’s an E-cupper or higher. I keep checking her out, trying not to look like Anthony Perkins in Psycho 4…or was it 3? My lunch mates take the time away from their beautifully prepared meals to check her out, too. Someone reminds me that the busty girls we see in real life are much smaller-chested when they are compared to SCORE and V-Mag models. Of course, he’s right. And the right clothes and undies can create a bustier look. Most of them are, in reality, more like Bella, the Naughty Neighbors girl Dave did a blog video with and who I still think is too small-chested for SCORE.
When the electronic “hey, your order is ready, where the hell are you?” gizmo lights up, she walks to the pick-up counter and is given a take-out bag, then leaves. So that’s that! She’s not going to eat here and possibly sit by your SCORE staffers. Goodbye, blonde bombshell. Should I run after her and hand her one of the SCORE photographers’ business cards I have in my wallet? I don’t. But wait. A few minutes later, the blonde returns with her lunch bag, and now she’s with a guy. He’s an ordinary looking dude wearing a baseball cap and street clothes, no suit. They’re chummy and obviously know each other. Maybe he works for the same company she does. What’s very noticeable is the height disparity. He’s about four or five inches shorter than she is, so his eyeline is a straight line to the top of her cleavage. They sit across the room and eat their chummy lunch. Lucky dude. Occasionally she shoots a glance at our table. Perhaps she recognizes Dave and me from our popular appearances on SCORELAND and is thinking about asking for our autographs but is shy.
Being short can be a blessing.
After lunch, we head to the car. They leave right after we do. Driving out of the parking lot, we notice them standing by a car talking. They’re not rushing to drive off. Her body language shows she’s very interested in the guy. It seems like more than a lunch meeting. The height difference is more apparent in the outdoors. As we drive pass them, she looks at us. I don’t know what to make of that. But I felt like pulling a Peter Falk/Columbo routine and going over to her and saying, “Oh, Miss, just one more thing… Have you ever thought of modeling?” I don’t. I might have, but the guy’s presence kills the idea before it hatches. Who wants a stranger bothering you and a date? Let alone a guy who wants to see your lady friend naked in pictures and videos.
What did I learn from all of this last week? Something I’ve known for a long time. Short guys can get big-boobed girls. A short guy who loves big boobs should never let height differences stop him from trying. Tall girls with big tits like short guys because the guy will always be looking at her chest. When I lived in Vegas, I’d always see tall, huge-boobed stripper-types with short guys. (Of course, some of these are cash deals.) And let’s look at that great actor, Mickey Rooney, five-foot-three and married eight times, all of his wives tall, beautiful and often busty.
And to the busty blonde customer from last week, if you’re reading this, please check out this link to our model info page. It can’t hurt. Thanks!
Angel Gee is ready and ripe to give her soldier boy a nice homecoming gift with her massive, pierced, 36F tits, wet, sexy pussy and worshipful lips in the fresh SCORELAND video “Army Wife,” showing today. Every military man should have one of these angels at home or be assigned one. “Have sex, not wars,” Angel says. “But I have to admit there’s something about a man in uniform that makes me want to jump on his cock.” The pictorial of this video is in the November ’09 edition of SCORE, now posted on SCORELAND. Angel’s sexual talents are off the charts. She’s a screamer, as you’ll find out when you see the video. Angel really earned her wings.
According to an article in Men’s Health, regular masturbation is good for a guy of any age. An Australian study claims men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Flushing the pipes regularly keeps semen healthy and prevents the build up of cancer-causing chemicals. “It’s a fundamental aspect of men’s health, right up there with brushing your teeth,” said Gloria Brame, Ph.D., a clinical sexologist in Athens, Georgia. “It relieves stress and keeps everything about your body—your heart rate, blood pressure, reproductive system, brain chemistry—in very good shape.”
That’s why SCORE endorses and sells the Silicone Male Masturbator made by California Exotic Novelties, the trusted name in batin’, in our eBoobStore.com.
Now here's a girl who can raise your sperm count.
We can’t send Cindy Cupps to a guy’s house to help him operate this modern marvel but he can watch her DVDs or look at her photos as brain nutrition.
Faith debuts this weekend on SCORELAND. Her beauty and stackitude guaranteed her the cover of the November ’09 edition of SCORE. Faith is one of the best-looking, best-built girls to come out of the UK in the past five years. Writes SCORELAND member D.S., “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey.” We’re also running a second set of Faith on Sunday as a bonus.
When Faith wants to pose again, our telephone lines are open and ready for her call! We’ll haul ass to England before you can say wanker. It’s been our second home for years. Land of warm beer and hot boobs.
At age 4…success is…not peeing in your pants.
At age 12…success is…having friends.
At age 16…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 20…success is…having sex.
At age 35…success is…having money.
At age 50…success is…having money.
At age 60…success is…having sex.
At age 70…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 75…success is…having friends.
At age 80…success is…not peeing in your pants.
