Man’s achievements: What goes around cums around

November 7, 2009 by Elliot James
Secrets of sexcess.

Secrets of sexcess.

At age 4…success is…not peeing in your pants.
At age 12…success is…having friends.
At age 16…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 20…success is…having sex.
At age 35…success is…having money.
At age 50…success is…having money.
At age 60…success is…having sex.
At age 70…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 75…success is…having friends.
At age 80…success is…not peeing in your pants.

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7 responses to “Man’s achievements: What goes around cums around”

  1. Elliot James says:

    Viggo, this is gonna take some thought about doing a woman’s achievement blog. I don’t want to get smacked upside the head by our sweet, cherished Maria.

  2. Elliot James says:

    Hey Dave, you did, in fact, lay the pipe to the magnificent Sierra and SCORELAND has the pictures to prove it. As we have written many times in SCORE over the years, Dave Cummings is a true American hero.

  3. Dave Cummings says:

    First of all, Elliott, and SCORE and all of it’s entities truly ROCK!!!!!!

    I’m so old (69) that I can’t recall for sure, but I think Sierra and I had sex after that photo was taken— it’s probably in my Sex Fun 2 ( or possibly in my Knee Pad Nymphos 6 was merely a BJ).

    Sierra is one very nice person!!!!!!!

    Dave

  4. Maria says:

    @ Viggo: (I would love to comment about where I THINK the boys are on this list, but I will refrain.) I wouldn’t touch this one with a 10-foot pole. lol 😉

  5. viggo says:

    So Elliot and Dave, whereabout on the list are you?

    What would the list of womans achievements look like?
    You can’t ask a woman about it cause she would lie, so Maria stay away. 😉

  6. Feetosopher says:

    The supreme truth of symmetry, Mr. Editor.. or the “Gauss Curve of life”, to say it with scientists.. though we deffo prefer other kinds of.. CURVES.. 😀

  7. Veronica Vaughn says:

    I like this post, so true:)