Man’s achievements: What goes around cums around
At age 4…success is…not peeing in your pants.
At age 12…success is…having friends.
At age 16…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 20…success is…having sex.
At age 35…success is…having money.
At age 50…success is…having money.
At age 60…success is…having sex.
At age 70…success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 75…success is…having friends.
At age 80…success is…not peeing in your pants.