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Actual proof that the ability to suck dick and fuck well might be genetic

November 11, 2013 by Dave

I'm kinda wondering if everything Savana Ginger knows, she learned from her sister.

When I met Savana Ginger a few weeks ago, the first thing I said to her (after, “Hello”) was, “Are you really Havana Ginger’s sister?”

She laughed and said that she was, really, Havana’s sister. Then she showed me her areolae, which I had seen before but never up-close and in person. That’s really all the proof you need that Savana is Havana’s sister. Those areolae run in the family.

Havana and Savana are twin sisters (but not identical twins). And for the one-percent of you out there who have never heard of her, Havana is one of the raunchiest porn stars in the world.

Savana is the good girl. Havana has done a ton of porn. Savana has done a little.

Okay, I’m beating around the bush. This blows my mind. They’re twin sisters, and they’re both porn stars.

Can you imagine growing up in their neighborhood?

Can you imagine growing up in their house?

Can you imagine going to their high school (they grew up in Southern California)? Pole-dancing class must’ve been a bitch. I mean, how can a girl compete with Havana and Savana?

Savana makes her SCORELAND debut today. On a pole. Two poles, actually. A stripper’s pole and a man’s meat pole.

For years, scientists have been trying to figure out which traits are genetic and which are not. I think we might be on to something here.

Melt your monitor with Maggie Green

April 25, 2013 by Elliot James

You may notice a pool of liquid metal at the base of your PC when you see Maggie Green‘s latest XXX encounter at SCORELAND, starting today.

That’s just the heat melting all the metal parts.

When one of the video editors says to me in the lunch room that he’s never seen Maggie this way, that’s something. These are guys who are cutting videos all day, five days a week.

Maggie is matched-up with J Mac for the first time. That means total male control and very hard, sweaty, wall-to-wall fucking. Wham-bam-thank-ya-mam time. Or as the British like to call it, full-sex.

Maggie opens the show with sex talk, something she’s really good at.

It’s been a little over four years since her March 30th, 2009 debut at SCORELAND with “Maggie Green Week.” Global warming does exist.

Maggie Green learns "Who's The Boss."

 

 

A girl walks into a men’s room and says she needs to suck some cock. What would you do?

March 22, 2013 by Elliot James

Stacie Starr: plenty of tits.

Here’s the situation: You’re about to leave a men’s room stall when Stacie Starr (or someone with impressive tits like hers) bursts in.

You’ve never seen her before in your life.

“Is anyone in there?” Stacie asks, knocking on the door of the stall. “I wanted to suck some cock! Can you help me out with that?”

That’s what happens in the opener of Stacie’s video from MILFtugs.com.

What do you do?

I know this is difficult to visualize so click here for the trailer.

What do you do? Do you thank her and leave? Or do you let her suck your cock and eat your jizz? Right there. Right now.

Stacie has great, big tits and a very fuckable body. I was extremely impressed with her blow job, jerk job and titty-fucking talents as well as her dirty mouth.

If Stacie’s not a phone sex operator in her spare time, she should be. She says filthy things I never heard before.

So what would you do?

Go? Or come and go?

 

Eva Notty’s Fast Bangs! Boob Science at its breast!

December 16, 2011 by Elliot James
In need of some trim? Eva is also expert at blowing.

In need of some trim?

Need a blowing?

Need a blow?

Eva Notty is a hairstylist with loads of style and a bra packed with big, beautiful tits in “Fast Bangs” (from the SCORE movie Boob Science), now showing for the first time at SCORELAND.

Superwoman Mandy (Daphne Rosen) has brought her two geek creators, Dexter and Sheldon, to the Fast Bangs salon for a cut ‘n’ blow. These dudes couldn’t get laid in a cathouse, and they need all the help they can get to pop their nuts.

The two nerds cannot hook up with the ladies, a situation that Mandy wants to correct at the Fast Bangs salon with Eva’s eager help.

Mandy wants Eva to do the honors for Sheldon because she can blow and bang a man into next week. Mandy couldn’t have picked a better teacher than Eva in the art of wham-bam-boom.

A lot of the fucking and sucking is shot P.O.V., and that amps up the thermostat.

I’ve actually had hair cutters who looked and dressed as hot as Eva does, but all they gave me was the brush and a blow-off.

Tune in because Eva will pitch your tent!

Eva Notty and Sarah Satori show what friends are for: three-ways!

October 14, 2011 by Dave

Today is a big day at SCORELAND. Why is it a bigger day than usual?

“Because I get to fucky-fucky with my friend,” SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty says.

“Hopefully I get to sucky-sucky,” says Sarah Satori, Eva’s very busty friend.

“Not hopefully,” Eva says. “You better!”

“You’d better share, you little cock goblin,” Sarah retorts.

And Eva says, “There’s gonna be a lot of sucking going on.”

That’s right, Blog readers. The video version of the pictorial that K.S. from the United Kingdom called “the greatest hardcore spread you’ve ever shown” goes live today at SCORELAND: 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty and newcomer Sarah Satori in a three-way with one of our studs.

In the video, you’ll find out that Eva and Sarah travel together. You’ll find out how Eva almost caused a traffic accident in San Francisco. You’ll find out about the time they first saw each other face-to-face.

“I met her in an elevator,” Eva recalled. “And she had a big old bucket of ice, and I said, ‘Sarah?'”

And Sarah says she glanced at Eva’s tits and said, “Oh, you must be here for me.”

They kiss for real. They cuddle. Eva eats Sarah’s pussy. Eva sits on Sarah’s face, then they 69.

And this is all before the cock arrives, at which point Eva sucks that cock like she’s a bobblehead doll…while she’s sitting on Sarah’s face.

As the great Dionne Warwick and friends once sang:

Keep smilin’, keep shinin’
Knowin’ you can always count on me, for sure
That’s what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I’ll be on your side forever more
That’s what friends are for

Excuse me. I have to go jack to Eva and Sarah now.

Are spitters quitters? And, how to make your cum taste better…

October 5, 2011 by Maria
In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.

In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.

I want to talk about a little topic that causes a big uproar: CUM.

Moreover, the proper placement and disposal of cum.

I often talk to men and women about the topic of swallowing sperm. When I speak to dudes, they almost always say it’s better to cum all over a girl and infinitely better when she swallows.

But when I speak to different models and interview them about the most-intimate details of their sex lives, I always get mixed reviews.

When you have big boobs, there will always be some dude who wants to spray his baby batter all over your bountiful bosom. Big-boobed gals always deal with that. If you let a guy tit-fuck you, he is going to want to paint your rack a whiter shade of goo.

But what about during BJs? Let’s say you don’t take a creamin’ all over your chesticles. Let’s say you take it in your…um, dicksucker. Is is appropo to spit? Is it okay to swallow? Are spitters really quitters?

That is what is on my mind when I chat with ladies about the proper way to dispose of a man’s seed.

Most models tell me that they swallow and it is not a big deal. Some of them tell me that they spit discreetly. (Which I might not really have a handle on. How do you hock up skeet discreetly?) And some of them say that they do not enjoy a man cumming in their mouth at all.

But almost 100% of them say that it really depends on the taste of said spunk. Which pretty much puts the ball in your court, guys. (They also say that cumming in their eyeballs is NOT COOL. It burns. It’s terrible. DO NOT CUM IN WOMEN’S EYES!) Ultimately, whether your spunk is swallow’able is up to you.

The way I see it is that we big-boobed gals lotion up our knockers and wear bras to keep them nice and tight for YOU. So, it’s kind of your responsibility to ensure that your swimmers are savory.

According to GOOGLE and various sources on the Internet, (Yes, my job consists of finding out how to make your cum taste better. lol), men should drink more water, less coffee and avoid junk food. They should also eat more fresh fruits, veggies (but not asparagus) and herbs and should avoid red meat for better-tasting sperm.

After my research, I deduced that spitters are NOT necessarily quitters, they are just girls who have come into a batch of bad cum. My suggestion is that if you want more ladies to guzzle down your man juice, you should make sure it’s fresh and delicious.

Aren’t you glad we had this chat? I know I am. Hopefully this will lead to better-tasting spunk everywhere.

A girl can only (cream) dream.

xoxoxo.

Maria

What are Angela White and Maggie Green doing in their XXX 3-way today? Glad you asked.

April 15, 2011 by Dave

Some of you have been wondering what you can expect from today’s Angela White/Maggie XXX three-way at SCORELAND. Let me see if I can help.

1. Opening Scene: Angela and Maggie in St. Maarten, poolside in skimpy bikinis that their big, natural tits are pouring out of. Maggie’s bikini barely covers her nipples. Angela massages Maggie’s tits. Lots of giggling and checking out the guy who’s lying on a lounge chair nearby. Angela jiggles her breasts. Maggie plays with them. Maggie says, “I’m all sticky” and invites Angela inside for a shower.

2. Scene Two:  Angela and Maggie in the shower. Getting wet, of course. Angela and Maggie rub each other down, fixated on each others’ tits. Body lotion enters the equation. Boob rubbing. No more giggling. Just moaning. Ass-slapping ensues.

3. Scene Three: Angela and Maggie retire to the bedroom, now totally naked. Angela rubs Maggie’s pussy then fingers it, first with one finger, then with two. Angela comments that Maggie’s pussy is “nice and tight” before going down to lick her clit. “Your fucking tongue is amazing,” Maggie says. [I love when Maggie says, “fucking tongue.”] Maggie slaps Angela’s ass again. Angela lies down and Maggie drools on her pussy, then fingers and eats it. Angela comments on Maggie’s good tongue and hopes for cock. She sees the guy from the pool watching at the door and says, “Come over here and give me that big, hard cock.”

4. Scene Four: The dude eats Angela’s pussy while Maggie plays with Angela’s tits. Maggie asks, “Does his tongue feel good all over that clit?” Angela is now having her pussy eaten and tits sucked at the same time and comments, “That’s so fuckin’ good.”

5. Scene Five: Angela goes down to suck the dude’s cock and balls, getting about 80% of his dick and 100% of his balls into her mouth while Maggie gets her tits sucked. Angela tit-fucks the cock then goes down for another mouthful of cock and balls. “Suck that fuckin’ cock,” Maggie orders.

I’d like to point out that at this point, we’re not even halfway through the scene.

6. Scene Six: Maggie kneels over the cock and tit-fucks it while Angela encourages her. Angela spits on the cock that’s tit-fucking Maggie, goes down for a suck, then returns it to Maggie’s cleavage. More Angela sucking, more Angela spitting on the cock, more Maggie tit-fucking.

7. Scene Seven: Angela gives the cock one more suck, then hops on top reverse-cowgirl. Maggie guides the cock into Angela’s pussy and sucks her tits and rubs her clit. Maggie asks Angela if she likes “that big cock.” Angela says, “Give me that fuckin’ cock.” Pool guy obliges.

8. Scene Eight: Angela gets fucked side-saddle while sucking on Maggie’s tits, which are smothering her face. Maggie drapes her tits over the dude’s face for a sucking. Then Maggie drops her tits into Angela’s mouth for a sucking. Lots of puckering sounds. Angela and Maggie deep girlie kiss while Angela has a cock in her cunt. Angela sucks some more tit.

9. Scene Nine: Angela gets fucked from behind while eating Maggie’s pussy. Angela and Maggie are both cumming. The dude has his cock deep in Angela’s pussy. Angela has her tongue deep in Maggie’s cunt.

10. Scene 10: Maggie lies back for a tit-fucking, which we watch from above. Maggie and Angela kiss again. Angela spits on the cock again. Angela and Maggie team-jack the guy. “I want that fuckin’ cum,” Angela says as he spills his load all over her face and Maggie’s tits. Angela licks Maggie clean, eating and enjoying cum (and also licking and sucking cum off Maggie’s finger).

This scene lasts a little over 29 minutes. I’m betting you won’t get through 15 without blowing your load.

Angela White: From B.L.O.W. to blow job

March 30, 2011 by Elliot James
The head count begins.

The head count begins.

Today on SCORELAND, Angela White talks about last week’s tits & tugs scene, her first, and her upcoming blow job this Friday in Chapter 2 of “Angela White Finally Fucks.”

“I’m a very oral person,” Angela says in her pre-BJ chat. “I love food, I love sucking things. I love anything to do with my mouth.”

We’ll be seeing Angela change out of a tight green tank-top and blue  jeans (her GND girl-next-door look) and into a hotter, red outfit that kind of symbolizes how she’s feeling about going down on a dude while the camera rolls.

The fantasy in countless minds over the past eight years of how Angela looks sucking cock, spitting on cock and licking cock will be a reality.

Forty-eight hours is not too long to wait after eight years.

You think Leno and Letterman ever ended up with cum all over their shirts?

November 4, 2010 by Dave

SCOREtvSo I’m sitting in my little white chair on the set of SCOREtv, the cameras are rolling, I’ve got my hair and shirt on, and less than a foot away, Kali West is sucking Shaggy’s cock. Not Shaggy the singer. Shaggy the skinny porn stud with the big cock. Then, a few minutes later, Shaggy is down on his knees between Kali’s legs, eating her pussy, and the two of them are acting like I’m not even there.

Of course, that should have come as no surprise. I mean, it had been a tough few hours for yours truly. A little bit earlier when I introduced newcomer Kelly Christiansen, she gave me a big hug and got cum all over my shirt. And not even her cum, which would’ve been fine. Juan Largo’s cum. You see, Juan–playing the part of a SCOREtv backstagehand–had been fucking Kelly in the SCOREtv Green Room, and he just happened to cum all over her chest just as Kelly was called out for her interview, and Kelly didn’t have the chance to wipe it all off before she gave me that hug. Silly Kelly.

And this happened after I had spent 10 minutes sitting with Angelina Castro as she watched video of herself getting fucked in her mouth, pussy and ass. You know, I really get off on watching girls watching themselves. I did it several years ago with Karen Fisher and also with Sapphire, and it never gets old. The girls always seem embarrassed, like they can’t believe what they’re watching themselves do, but as much as they try to look away, they can’t. They’re fascinated. Same with Angelina.

And that was just the second half of the show. During the first half, Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorites, demonstrated her flexibility before going off to enjoy her first on-camera ass-fucking, and slim ‘n’ stacked newcomer Nadia Night demonstrated the Tenga Flip Hole jack toy, comparing how it felt to how her pussy feels, before also going off to get fucked.

The net result for me was a shirt that needed dry cleaning and a bad case of blue balls. The net result for you is the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com. Basically, it’s “SCOREtv Goes Hardcore.”

See what I go through for you?

Mouth worship according to Minka

May 2, 2010 by Elliot James

In this excerpt from an in-depth interview with Minka on SCORELAND, the world’s #1 Asian tit-queen happily discusses her favorite oral technique for pleasing the man-staff. Since Minka’s been blowing ’em down at SCORE since 1994, she’s certainly qualified to dispense her expertise in this important department. I think Minka should be teaching sexology at a university. Even the Kinsey Institute could benefit from her knowledge and experience. I can see it now. A large classroom of two hundred rapt students listening intently to Minka lecture about tit screwing, cock blowing and fucking. I guarantee you that few classrooms and lecture circuits have hosted an instructor as exotic and skillful as Minka. There wouldn’t be a dry seat in the house. Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, The Doctors…they trot out these so-called sex experts who learned everything they know about sexology from textbooks and sex advice columns in free newspapers. They should be booking Minka instead. Can’t you see Minka and Oprah together on TV? I can. She’s got some huge credentials and she’s so horny. I mean Minka; I don’t know about Oprah. Roll the videotape!