Proving she can do four things at once, Elizabeth Starr spreads her pussy lips with those great fingernails, bunches up her tits, tit-fucks a dildo and licks it. And that's why she's one of the all-time greats.
I’m not sure if you and your friends ever have these conversations, but sometimes when I’m having lunch with Elliot James, we start talking about the greatest porn performers ever, and for me, the discussion begins and ends with one woman: Elizabeth Starr.
Now, here’s what I mean by that. Is she the bustiest porn star ever? No, not at all. Has she done the filthiest, nastiest stuff, the kind of stuff you’d even hide from your friends who have vast porn collections? No, she hasn’t. She isn’t even one of the most prolific. According to online porn encylopedias, she has appeared in fewer than 60 movies (compare that to Kelly Wells, who’s closing in on 500).
Liz doesn't care if the camera's rolling, as long as she's getting the cock.
But here’s the thing, and as I explain this, perhaps I should rethink my use of the phrase “porn performer” because when you see Elizabeth in action, you know she’s not performing (as opposed to Kelly Wells, who seems to treat her body as a cock receptacle). She’s enjoying herself. Loving what she’s doing. Check out the photo to the right and you’ll see what I mean. The expression on her face…you just can’t fake that. I also love her long slut fingernails and her big, hanging tits. When Elizabeth is getting fucked, she squeals, and when she sucks cock, she slobbers all over it, gives it a little head shake while it’s in her mouth (I don’t know why she does that; she just does), and she has this great girly-slut voice that makes my cock hard every time I hear it.
It just so happens that Elliot is friends with Elizabeth, and several months ago, she was in town. Elliot went out to lunch with her, and he invited me along. Of course, I accepted. Elizabeth looked spectacular. Long, blonde hair. Those slut fingernails I love. A super-tight top that hugged her big tits. Skin-tight jeans that hugged her little ass. I wanted to throw her on top of the table and fuck her right in the middle of the restaurant. I kept imagining her slipping under the table and giving me one of her famous blow jobs, slobbering all over the place, me calling to the waiter, “Garçon! More napkins, please!” as puddles of Liz saliva form on the floor.
I mean, this is really immature, and you’d think after nine years of working at The SCORE Group, thoughts like these wouldn’t be going through my mind, but I kept thinking, “This woman who’s sitting next to me right now is one of the greatest fuck sluts ever. I wonder how many people sitting in this room know how much cock she’s taken up her ass?”
I’ll grow up later. But if you want to see more of Elizabeth (who has retired from shooting XXX), there’s some vintage stuff inside SCORELAND. Enjoy. I do.
Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.
The SCORELAND Blog voters have spoken, and they have a message for all you girls out there: “Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” That’s right. “A blow job is not just about my cock-head and shaft,” they’re saying. “It’s about my sac and butthole, too!”
We asked, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Here’s how the results turned out:
“Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!” got 53%
“Suck my shaft! Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” got 26%
“Just the head and shaft, please!” got 21%
Just remember, guys: If you want your girl to pay attention to your balls and asshole, rub-a-dub-dub!
Lots of action in the “Best of the Decade” voting over the weekend. Eva Notty, who’s running tit-to-tit with Ashley Sage Ellison for SCORE Newcomer of the Year, was voted No. 29. Renee Ross is No. 28. And Kali West is No. 27. Congratulations, girls, on your very impressive showings to go with your very impressive racks.
Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?
Last week, I pointed out that Angelina Vallem was doing very well in the voting, in effect giving her the proverbial kiss of death. Right now, the biggest surprise is that Merilyn Sakova doesn’t seem to be headed for a Top 10 finish, but that can easily change.
All 26 remaining girls in the contest have appeared in Voluptuous magazine. Nine of the 26 have done all-the-way boy-girl. And I’m proud to report that you guys have long memories. Two of the remaining girls–Nadine Jansen and Sharday–debuted in 2001.
And finally, I know I’m late to the game on this one, but there’s a documentary on BBC called “My Big Breasts and Me” about the so-called problems naturally stacked women have. I call your attention to Jodie, a stacked music student who, despite these hardships, loves showing off her tits. Check your cable guide. In the U.S., the show has aired on BBC America.
Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
From the start, the editors of SCORELAND have wondered whether British newcomer Ashley Sage Ellison is a SCORE Girl. Sure, she has J-cup tits, but SCORE has always been about slim ‘n’ stacked while curvy Ashley fits better into the voluptuous category. Ashley is one of the few girls ever to appear in SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines, and you gotta ask yourself, “Can a model be a SCORE Girl and an XL Girl at the same time?” We’re not talking about years apart and after a weight gain (as in the case of Latvian beauty Inesse). We’re talking about simultaneously.
Well, we can argue about it all we want, but if you want an answer to a question…ask it! As you probably know, the voting in the SCORE Awards is going on now at SCORELAND (and in the magazine), and the results so far are illuminating: Among magazine voters, Ashley is first for Newcomer of the Year. Among SCORELAND voters, Ashley is running a very, very close second to Eva Notty. And this isn’t based on a small number of votes. This is based on a LOT of votes. Thousands upon thousands of votes.
Can Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year? And if she does, doesn’t that make her absolutely, 100% a SCORE Girl?
FYI, Faith, Mianna Thomas and Angel Gee are also getting a lot of online support in the NOY voting. For Model of the Year, the anticipated showdown between Karina Hart and Christy Marks is an online runaway but much closer in the magazine voting. Overall, it’s still too close to call.
Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?
As for the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, we’ve gone on and on about many of the surprise eliminations so far, but how about the surprises among the 33 girls who remain? I’ll give you one: Czech plumper Angelina Vallem, who debuted in the May ’08 Voluptuous. We’ve counted up the total number of votes each model has received (in this case, the less the better), and Angelina is in the Top 5 among fewest votes. Angelina is sexy, beautiful and has great tits (she fucks well, too), but to me, that is the one biggest shocker of the “Best of the Decade” so far. But there’s still a long way to go.
And speaking of voting, last week we asked, “How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy?” Well, it was a close shave, but “Just a little, nicely trimmed” pulled away in the end to beat “None. Shaved clean,” 36% to 28%. “Full bush but not overflowing” got 17%, followed by “Who cares? It’s all about the tits!” at 13% and “Full bush, growing wild” at 6%. This week’s poll: Blow jobs. How do you like them?
Kianna Dior has a shaved, pretty pussy and beautiful feet and legs (Maria has featured her in Leg Sex), but Kianna obviously ain’t the bustiest babe in SCORELAND. However, she’s one of the prettiest and she’s definitely one of the hottest, the nastiest, the dirtiest and the baddest. And her Asian ancestry, an exotic blend of Chinese, Irish and Scottish by way of Vancouver, really…uh…motivates me. When Kianna gives a guy a hand job or a blow job, you’re seeing the ultimate raunchy bad girl as pints of her mouth juice pour out over the cock in her hands as she’s giving it a deep-throat tonsil massage down to the balls or stroking it like a sleazy massage parlor hostess. Jerking cock with all kinds of novel grips, spitting on it, licking and sucking balls (not just sucking but getting them inside her mouth), and cum-play, lots and lots of cum-play…well, all I can say is that Kianna shows time after time that she really is the #1 Asian hand job, mouth-job and cum queen. Truthfully, I’d rather see her suck, tit-bang and jack cock than see her fucking.
The perfect cock slut in Hard SCORE 2.
All of your SCORELAND editors have interviewed her (I interviewed her in the video Cummed On Tits In Tight Tops), and she’s nothing at all like your typical hardboiled Los Angles porn star. On-camera or off, she’s friendly, girly and upbeat. How did she get started? She loved watching porn herself, something more and more girls are doing. Kianna told us in 2004, “I’d never even thought about doing porn, although I knew I liked it. Watching it, I mean. I used to take my boyfriend down to the peep shows in Vancouver. He’d be like, ‘Can’t we just have normal sex once in a while, like in a bed?’ but I loved having sex in the peep-show booths. It was so naughty! I didn’t want my ass to touch anything because those peep-show booths are kind of dirty and guys leave their cum behind. But we’d do all kinds of things. Like, we’d get into the booth and turn on the movie, and I’d bend over and give him a blow job while he watched, and I’d make sure I could watch, too. Or I’d turn around and take my tits out, and I’d sit on his cock while he played with my tits, and I’d watch the movie and rub my clit.”
This string is only the beginning.
On SCORELAND, she’s appeared on SCOREtv interviewed by Dave, in the XXX movies Hard SCORE 2 and Big Tit Fuck Fest, and more. She has guest starred on our sites BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and TitsandTugs.com. One day, I’d like to see Kianna and Minka team up to get pounded by one dude in an Asian boobapalooza breastfest. Whether that ever happens here one day isn’t up to me, but a man can daydream. Kianna’s latest SCORE DVD release is Busty Slut Expo; she’s teamed up with Lexxi Tyler in a hot girl-on-girl.
“I have a good life, and I love what I do,” Kianna said five years ago. I just hope she sticks around for another five years. That’s not too much to ask, is it? I mean, she really does seem to love what she does.
Minka! Is there anyone like her? Is she so horny? Yes, we’ve asked those questions since 1994, at this point just for tradition’s sake. Fifteen years after debuting in the October ’94 SCORE, the Korean Princess keeps moving forward at her own speed and style while so many of her peers, other famous names in big-boobdom, have vanished. This weekend, we’re showing Minka’s third XXX romp of the year on SCORELAND, simply called Giant Tits Under Tight Tops. Some of the vid is like a virtual date with Minka while she models sexy dresses before the hot, mega-busty sexin’ starts. Sexy outfits. Gigantic tits. Breast-sex. Hot humpin’. What a tit-man needs. If you’re a Minka fan, you’d rather come down with boob swine flu than miss it. She so horny. And her sense of humor is worthy of her own TV show.
I don’t always start off a blog with blatant cursing, but…
Holy Fucking Shit…
I love Renee Ross.
Renee is probably one of the greatest busties in the universe and that is because not only is she a sweetheart, but she is also saving lives with these instructional videos. (Okay, maybe not saving lives, but damn it, she is doing a public service of some sort. Somewhere out there, someone is going to benefit from these videos BIG TIME.)
A few days ago, Renee gave us a lesson in titty-fucking, and I must say, it was awesome. But it does not compare to the greatness of this BJ How-To. Renee could, and I say this with the utmost respect and awe, teach anyone how to suck the chrome off a bumper. 🙂 If you are reading this blog right now and currently have a girlfriend or a wife or a special lady in your life, bring her to the computer, sit her down and make her watch this video with you. Tell her it’s, like, “couples” stuff to “better your connection.” Chicks eat that shit up. Trust me.
What this really is is an excuse to get a blow job from that lady in your life. A blow job where you and Renee call the shots. Watch the video. Furrow your brow and look like you are concentrating…like you are soaking this up. Like you are watching something on Discovery Channel. Then look over and say something to your gal pal like,”I think that if you did something like that to my penis, it would really enhance fellatio for me.” (Use the words penis and fellatio! It sounds like you are thinking with and communicating from the head above your shoulders. If you use the words cock and blow job, well, then it just sounds like you wanna fuck your lady friend’s face, and chances are she will not be into it. 🙂 )
I promise that if you watch this with a woman and you have her apply some of Renee’s meat-to-mouth techniques, you will get a better blow job than you have had in a long time. Renee’s blow-job mojo is that strong. She has, like, The Force when it comes to siphoning sperm with her kisser.
Enjoy this video, gentlemen, and may you win in the fight for better BJs!
