Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Kali West brings her girl-next-door sweetness, stacked body and sexual know-how to SCOREtv.
First, a sit-down with host Dave, then a pipe-fitting with Dick Hertz, human dildo.
I think Jay Leno should copy this on his last show. It would serve NBC right.
Behold the trailer!
The lovely and curvy Kali. Girl-next-door perfection.
I once sat on a couch and watched a World Series game with Casey James. She looked just like this…in my imagination. Actually, she had on a very tight, low-cut tank top.
A never-before-seen interview with Casey James was posted on SCORELAND today. Curious, I logged-in and clicked the arrow button. What I heard next shocked me.
My voice.
Me? I interviewed Casey James on video? I knew I’d interviewed Casey, but I had no recollection that the interview had been videotaped, nor had Elliot James. But when a SCORELAND member named S.W. kept emailing Elliot asking for the video version of the interview to be posted, Elliot dug deeper and found it. Eureka! Casey and her giant boobs!
It’s funny because I remember a lot of things about that week in the Florida Keys when Mega-Boob Olympics was filmed, and Casey is in one of my favorite memories: She, a hardcore New York Yankees fan, telling the rest of the girls on the shoot (Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Maxi Mounds) that we were going to watch the World Series, not some girlie sitcom or TV drama, then plopping herself on the couch, right next to me, wearing a tank top that her giant tits were popping out of. Listen, I’m a big baseball fan, but given the choice between watching the game (Yankees vs. Diamondbacks, 2001 World Series, the famous post-9/11 Series) or staring down Casey’s top all night…well, you know where my eyes were. Jeter who?
Check out the interview. Casey is wearing a hot-pink outfit. There’s a window behind her. If you could look through that window, you’d see Plenty UpTopp, Maxi Mounds, Minka and Kayla Kleevage having sex. She wanted to be out there. I’m sure I wished I could have been in two places at once.
Anyway, I really got to like Casey after the baseball takeover, and now that I’ve watched the interview, I like her even more. I’m sure that’s how I felt after I conducted the interview. I just don’t remember.
I love the combination of big tits, cartoons and humor. It’s hard to find big-boob cartoons these days. I can go from stressed to cracking up when I read one.
Ribald is the best word I can think of to describe this kind of humor. The TV equivalent would be the Charlie Sheen version of Two and A Half Men. If the cartoons were hardcore, they would lose their punch. Many of them seem barely PG, if they were rated by Hollywood movie standards.
We’re one of the last to publish this vanishing art.
I have some vintage men’s mags from the 1950s and ’60s, and the pages of the mags back then were loaded with them. That era provided lots of work for cartoonists.
Except for us, the guys who run big-boob sites today don’t appreciate art or toons.
Some of the situations in these toons could be great SCOREtv or video skits.
Christy Marks: Do you take this woman?
SCORE reader S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes: “I think it’s fair to say that I have an uncontrollable obsession with big-boobed naturals. I’ve had this obsession since my late teens. I’m 39, soon to be 40, and I can tell you that nothing has changed. No, I wasn’t breast-fed as a baby, or at least as far as I was told. I promise you that I am the most big-boob obsessed of all SCORE readers.
“I am single and I love it, partly because of you and your adorable, busty models. I have family members asking me all the time, ‘When are you going to get married? When are you going to find a wife?’ But they just don’t understand. I am addicted to SCORE and V-Mag. I know that nowadays, some women don’t mind if their lovers or spouses look at porn magazines, but c’mon, how many are like that? Probably not many at all. The ladies would just get jealous even if they say they approve because they’d feel like I’m looking at the mag too much and not enough at them. So I just stay single. That solves everything except when parents bitch about when you’re ever going to get married. Right now, I can’t answer that, and you’re partly to blame for that, SCORE. But I like it.”
Okay, honestly? I’m not sure how I feel about this letter. On the one hand, I love that S.M. loves our mags and our girls. On the other hand, I’m wondering–and he doesn’t address this–whether he ever has sex with actual flesh-and-blood women, big-breasted or otherwise.
And I have another question: Aren’t there ways to enjoy SCORE and SCORELAND either 1.) Without your significant other finding out; 2.) Along with your significant others; or 3.) With her blessing? Or is jealousy always going to rear its head?
You guys out there who are married or have a girlfriend or a significant other…how do you deal with your love of SCORE and V-Girls?
I am happy to Blog that Terry Nova is back at SCORELAND and getting things hard in fresh adventures. I’ve been waiting a long time.
The video now showing at SCORELAND has a creampie finish, but what really caught my attention is how feisty Terry is. She seems very sweet at first and then switches to a very aggressive, teasing mood. When her sex date reaches out to touch her, she slaps his hand away. He does it again as she jiggles her boobs a foot away, and she slaps his face with an open hand. Hard! There’s no music overlay, so you can hear it. The guy even looks surprised. Of course, Terry eventually gives him what he wants, but not before she pummels his face with her tits so hard, she leaves nipple craters on his face. There’s also some deep, hard nipple sucking that you’ll see in this clip.
I’ve never seen Terry this way. She’s usually the quiet and shy type, almost a wallflower. I like this forceful, bad girl Terry Nova.
And if you missed it at SCOREVideos.com, Terry is Nurse Big Tits with hooters and a body that makes her patient very impatient for a big-boob wellness check. Another great pornicative scene from a great SCORE babe.
Terry checks this suffering man's prostate.
SCORE friend Granamir is inspired by the busty art in SCORE and Voluptuous. He likes to inject a rich dose of bodacious comedy into his illustrations, like this 50-foot giantess taking over a gas station. “I like to include sexy, naughty and busty humor,” Granamir says.
This is my kinda stuff.
If you want to submit your own fan artwork to the SCORELAND Blog, feel free to email your scans to blog@scoregroup.com.
No shoes, no shirt? Big tits? No problem!
I’ll let you be the judge of whether it’s our greatest issue ever.
I do know this: It has our greatest photos ever.
164 pages, loaded with the best photos in the history of SCORE. There’s never been anything like it before. There might never be anything like it again. At least not for another 21 years.
From my editor’s note on page five of this issue:
“John, how come we’ve never done an issue of our greatest photos?”
That’s how this issue began: with me walking into editor-in-chief John Fox’s office at the end of the day last December and asking what seemed to be an innocuous question.
“We haven’t?” John asked.
And then he realized: We hadn’t. We’ve done issues with our most-influential models and a 15th anniversary issue packed with previously unpublished photos of the best girls from our first 15 years. We’ve done “20 Greatest Naturals” and “Who’s The Fairest” and the “Sweet Sixteen.” We’ve had Boob Cruise issues, too, but never an issue devoted entirely to the greatest photos we’d ever published.
Well, we have now.
Get it now at eBoobStore.com. The print edition goes on-sale in a week.
Go ahead. Make Arianna's day.
Remember that Blog I did about busty cops? I have a follow-up.
German policewomen will now be able to wear bullet-proof bras. Made of white cotton with the word Polizei (Police) along the seam, the bras will protect women who wear bullet-proof vests. The bras have no metal parts and resemble sports bras made of cotton, polyester, spandex and polyamide with no buttons or fasteners.
They will be issued to 3,000 women working for Germany’s federal police but wearing them will be optional. The bras will be available in four different sizes and a handful of styles. Each officer will be issued three bras. “These can save someone’s life so it’s not a laughing matter,” said the Hamburg policewoman who organized the committee called Action Brassiere, getting hundreds of German policewomen to try the bras on the job for 90 days before they were officially accepted. When it comes to protecting busty policewomen, we’re here to offer an uplifting show of support.
Sally D'Angelo
Miss Deb
Sally D’Angelo is a 59-year-old wife, mother and grandmother with F-cup tits.
Miss Deb is a 54-year-old wife, mother and swinger with F-cup tits.
Both of them are doing some very naughty things at 50PlusMILFs.com. And wait until you see Miss Deb’s piercings. Whoa!
Janne's kinky boots.
Look at those classic lines. The contours and curves that won’t end. That chassis. Those state-of-the-art bumpers. Those huge headlights. Who would not want to take chesty blonde Janne Hollan out for a test drive in the country?
The super-voluptuous covergirl of the October ’12 V-mag is a customer service rep for a car company in Prague. Yes, a part-time model with a full-time job. I love that.
Nicole's kinky boots.
I would bet a bunch of Euros that Miss Hollan can sell any car she wants to any customer she approaches. Who would have the will power to say no? Just sign.
Janne, her lush, creamy body and her kinky black boots are at SCORELAND today.
We don’t shoot many pictorials of models wearing boots like this. It reminds me of a lengthy letter a reader sent in once about Nicole Peters. He loved seeing the girls in thigh-high boots and raved about a shot of Nicole in long, black boots.