Tag Archive: boobs
March 23, 2013 by Elliot James
Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.
Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.
Our rating? A+.
Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.
Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist. 
A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.
“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”
Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”
The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.
While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.
Julia Juggs
Inesse
Arianna Sinn
March 22, 2013 by Elliot James
Stacie Starr: plenty of tits.
Here’s the situation: You’re about to leave a men’s room stall when Stacie Starr (or someone with impressive tits like hers) bursts in.
You’ve never seen her before in your life.
“Is anyone in there?” Stacie asks, knocking on the door of the stall. “I wanted to suck some cock! Can you help me out with that?”
That’s what happens in the opener of Stacie’s video from MILFtugs.com.
What do you do?
I know this is difficult to visualize so click here for the trailer.
What do you do? Do you thank her and leave? Or do you let her suck your cock and eat your jizz? Right there. Right now.
Stacie has great, big tits and a very fuckable body. I was extremely impressed with her blow job, jerk job and titty-fucking talents as well as her dirty mouth.
If Stacie’s not a phone sex operator in her spare time, she should be. She says filthy things I never heard before.
So what would you do?
Go? Or come and go?
March 21, 2013 by Dave
The game can wait, buddy.
Scarlet LaVey is sitting on the couch with her SCORELAND boyfriend. She’s reading a book called Porn Star Secrets of Sex, although I think she already knows. The way to be a goddess is to sit on a couch with your legs spread and your tits popping out all over the place. He’s watching TV, although he’s quickly distracted by what Scarlet is doing with herself. He’s trying to watch the playoffs (maybe March Madness, which started today), but he gives up quickly.
“Babe, it’s the playoffs, but you’re better,” he says to Scarlet.
And away they go!
I’m guessing that something like this has happened to many of you (although probably not with a girl like Scarlet): You’re trying to watch a game, and your girlfriend distracts you. This happened to me many, many moons ago, and you know what’s funny? The thing I remember most is that when the distraction started and I turned off the TV, my team (the New York Rangers) were losing, and when we were done (no wise remarks about it being a minute later), they were winning. I actually tried to convince my girlfriend that having sex during a Rangers game was good luck.
I’m figuring that if the girl is as hot as Scarlet, I’m turning off the game even if it’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals or the NCAA Finals, even if my team is playing, even if they’re winning. My sliding scale goes like this:
DD-cups or larger: Will turn off any sporting event.
C-cups: Will probably turn the sound down and keep an eye on the game.
B-cups: Will turn off a regular-season game but not an important one.
A-cups: Might turn off a pre-season game or might just keep the TV on and keep an eye on the game.
“Scarlet LaVey: Sports Or Big Tits” goes live today at SCORELAND.
March 19, 2013 by Elliot James
Her butt cheeks are ass cleavage and her tits are works of art. Melissa Reed is one of the quietest models to ever enter this citadel of cleavage. “I like modeling,” says Melissa, girl of few words and many curves.
Wearing Daisy Dukes or what's left of them.
Subject of my next book, "Profiles In Cleavage."
Happy Birthday to Crystal Gunns born March 20th.
March 18, 2013 by Elliot James
We got a letter recently from a reader who wants to see models sucking on toys. But not any toy. Not those thin metal vibrators that look like flashlights. Not those purple things that chicks like to buy.
This reader wants to see them sucking on realistic cock-shaped dildos with attached testicles (and titty-fucking and fucking them) but shot in a way that looks like it’s not a toy. You see, he hates to see guys in hardcore pictorials enjoying the girls. What do you think?
Brittany O'Neil
Jezhabelle
Christy Lee.
March 16, 2013 by Elliot James
You’ll need a cold shower yourself when you see Venera’s shower pictorial at SCORELAND.
Venera gets wet in a cool bathroom and must undress and get out of her wet clothing. She must not catch a cold. This shoot is from the May ’13 SCORE, and like any Venera pictorial, her posing skills bring tears to the eyes, whether it’s a hanging shot or a super-flexible spread pose.
I guess the odds of Venera becoming an American citizen are long, but a TSG editor can daydream. Then we could photograph her once a month.
The blue bra Venera wears at the beginning of this photo shoot was the prize in September ’12 SCORE’s bra giveaway contest. We have a winner and he is subscriber Mr. B.D. of St. Cloud, Minnesota.
Upon notification of his winning this rare trophy, Mr. B.D wrote: “Are you kidding me? That is totally awesome. I never win anything! I am very thrilled. How do you frame a bra, by the way?”
Venera's rack is a miracle.
March 15, 2013 by Dave
Before, Lana was a busty hottie.
But now her rack is off the charts.
There are many good reasons to get your hands on the June 2013 issue of SCORE, which is on-sale right now in the digital version at eBoobStore.com (the print version hits newsstands and eBoobStore.com this week). Mega-boobed natural Roxi Red sucks and fucks cock. Alura Jenson shows off all of her fuck holes in her SCORE debut. Dolly Delight creams her tits. And there’s more.
But the best reasons to pick up the June ’13 issue? You’re looking at ’em. That’s Lana Ivans. She used to be a DD-cupper. Now she’s destroying G-cup bras.
“I put on some weight, and it all went to my chest!” Lana said.
Seeing is believing, and the new Lana is one amazing sight. There have been a lot of great growth spurts in the history of SCORE (Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s and Autumn-Jade’s are the first that come to mind), but this one is history-making. A very good model is now great.
March 13, 2013 by Elliot James
Today’s current generation of Czech sex stars can thank Eastern Euro-legend Zuzanna for paving the way. I like to give credit to the pioneers.
Sirale is one of those newcomers.
Sirale is a pouty-faced Czech babe who wanted to model for SCORE after seeing TSG magazines at a photographer’s studio in Prague a few weeks ago.
She debuted at SCOREVideos on March 1 and now SCORELAND gets a chance to have her bounce those tits and work the fuckin’ pole.
Sirale gets her kicks at nude beaches and by watching figure skating. She says she’s sexually submissive. She wants the guy to take the lead at all times and doesn’t understand guys who want the woman to pursue and seduce them.
See Sirale and her pole dance Thursday at SCORELAND.
Sirale holds onto the pole with everything she's got.
March 12, 2013 by Dave
Michelle squats.
A photo somewhat similar to this one in the February ’13 issue of SCORE inspired reader J.H. of Dayville, Connecticut to write, “Just a quick note on the awesome photos of Michelle Bond in the February ’13 issue. She looked fantastic in black lingerie, legs spread over that bottle with her beautiful, delicate folds open for us to see, except I think there was something you were hinting at that you should have just done: handed her a glass of water pre-shoot and let her cut loose!”
Hmmmm…is that what I was hinting at when I wrote that copy? I re-read it over and over, but from what I can see, all I wrote about was the kinky aspect of Michelle drinking from a bowl of milk while on all fours (which she does in that pictorial, available in the members area of SCORELAND). I didn’t say anything about the way she looked perched over a dildo.
But, somehow, J.H. knew what I was thinking.
He continues, “All guys are fascinated with women’s bodies, especially ones like Michelle’s. I don’t think there’s much shame in an occasional photo like that. Nor would it degrade your magazine to the point people stopped buying it. I don’t care for anything extreme, like drinking, but in a nice, clean setting, a simple photo might come off with all the kink you were writing about.”
I think we’re talking about tinkling, aren’t we? You know, peeing? Not quite a golden shower–I think two people have to be involved for that–but definitely something with waterworks involved.
Isn’t that what D.H. is hinting at? And where do you stand on the matter. (Actually, I’d like to hear from you even if you sit on the matter).
By the way, this has some precedence. A photo of Taylor Wane peeing appeared in the December 1999 issue of SCORE and can still be seen in the members area of SCORELAND.
March 10, 2013 by Elliot James
Siri’s a bra-buster. Tomorrow, she’s a dust-buster.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you get to enjoy Siri dressed as a hot maid. Cosplay is always welcome, especially with a girl like Siri. (Let’s face it, there are NO girls LIKE Siri. She’s one of a kind.)
Siri joins a group of SCORE and V-Girls who kill the traditional fantasy maid’s outfit, something no real maid has ever worn unless her boss is a rich horndog and likes to watch his maid clean as he sits in an easy chair sipping a cognac. Which I would do if I had the money.
This kind of maid’s outfit is strictly for a couple’s bedroom, a fantasy photo shoot, a Halloween party or a bad British stage farce.
I wonder what Siri wears at Halloween parties. She has two belts in karate. Maybe she goes as a ninja? She’s also a Harry Potter fan. Maybe she goes as Luna Lovegood?
Siri is maid for jerking.
We’ll have to ask Siri.
