Usually, interviewing a girl for the Blog is a one-person show. The Blog video camera is small. We don’t need any special lighting. Basically, we just wing it and see how things go.
But when I walked into the studio to do this Blog video with Shyla Shy, I asked Elliot to come along, and it wasn’t because I was being nice. This wasn’t one of those, “Hey, Elliot, come into the studio with me and check out the model’s tits” situations. Not at all. The truth is, I was afraid. Very afraid. I was afraid that at some point during the interview, Shyla Shy would go into labor. And if that happened, I wasn’t planning on delivering the baby by myself.
The good news: Shyla didn’t. But I gotta tell you, we’ve had some very pregnant girls in our studio (Lorna Morgan and April McKenzie come to mind), but no girl has ever looked as ready to pop as Shyla. She was eight-months pregnant when this video was shot on May 3, and she told us her due date is June 9. Well, I was pretty convinced her due date was going to end up being May 3.
“She can come any time,” Shyla said.
So enjoy this Blog video, and enjoy Shyla’s new photos and videos today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. And I’m just wondering: Can you imagine Shyla walking around Wet ‘n’ Wild in Orlando, Florida wearing a tiny bikini while she’s this pregnant? I’m not into theme parks, but when the theme is “naturally huge-titted pregnant girls in bikinis,” I’m there.
Elliot and I were on our way back from lunch today when we started talking about the way things used to be in big-boob modeling. The way it used to work (and we’re talking about the ’90s and early 2000s), a girl would model for SCORE or Voluptuous for the first time. Maybe–and no more than maybe–there’d be full-frontal nudity. No spreading. No pussy. Just full-frontal. Then, a few months later, she’d return for another pictorial and maybe spread her legs. The next time, or the time after that, she’d show pink. Years could pass before that happened. And then, in very rare cases, she’d fuck on-camera. This whole process could take anywhere from two to five years (Angela White traveled the solo to hardcore trail for nine years).
Anyway, Elliot and I were discussing this because the girl who makes her debut today at SCORELAND, Chantal Raye, is doing more in one day than girls used to do in two years. She goes from fully clothed to full-frontal nudity to spreading her legs to showing pink to fingering her pussy in a matter of photos, not a matter of years.
Chantal Raye, tomorrow at SCORELAND
And tomorrow on SCORELAND, Chantal is sucking and fucking cock, and not just fucking but getting ass-fucked. Yep, in all of two days, Chantal Raye is covering the first five years of a model of yesteryear’s progression.
That’s special, isn’t it? Or are you one of those guys who enjoyed the tease, who enjoyed waiting? Who liked to get to know a girl before you saw her taking cock in her mouth, pussy and ass?
Well, I’ve got news for you: Those days are over. And for those of you who really felt that way (or still feel that way), I have a question for you: Have you ever turned down a girl who said to you on the first date (or second date), “Let’s fuck”? Have you ever responded, “I think we should wait and get to know each other better?”
I didn’t think so.
So, Chantal Raye walks into our studio. Turns out she discovered us at SCOREModelsWanted.com. She has huge, naturals tits and a blockbuster body. She says something along the lines of, “Where’s the cock?”
Are we supposed to say, “Sorry, Chantal, but you’re going to have to wait a few months for the cock”?
Jezhabelle once told me that her favorite restaurant is Golden Corral. A cheap date, sure, but not as cheap as SCORELAND2.
A few weeks ago, I told you about our new website, SCORELAND2. Since launch day, the following videos have gone up:
1. Blonde, German wunderbabe Annina getting ass-fucked by a huge cock (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).
2. Voluptuous natural Jezhabelle getting fucked by our strap-on equipped videographer in a great P.O.V. scene (as originally seen at XLGirls.com).
3. Black, stacked and cute as all get up Janet Jade tit-fucking and hand-jobbing (as originally seen at TitsandTugs.com).
4. Hourglass-figured natural Cherry Brady getting ass-fucked by her real-life husband (as originally seen at SCORELAND).
5. Minka putting on a tight tops show before enjoying some suckie-fuckie action (as originally seen at SCORELAND).
6. Naturally busty Czech babe Marketa in one of her earliest hardcore scenes (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).
And lots more. Daily Monday through Friday, in fact. Photos, too. Lots of them.
Now, I can almost hear some of you out there saying, “What’s with that ‘as originally seen’ bullshit? Where’s the new stuff?”
If you ask me, Cherry Brady's ass is worth a lot more than $9.99. I'm sure Mr. Douglas agreed…after he fucked it, of course.
Well, the new stuff is at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com. The stuff I just listed (in addition to still being at those websites) is at…
Well, the stuff I just wrote about is at $9.99. That’s right. NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS at SCORELAND2. I just had an elk burger and iced tea at Fuddrucker’s that set me back more than $9.99, and all I got was lunch and an eyeful of a busty pregnant girl (very busty, by the way, and in a low-cut T-shirt, too).
Minka. Cheap.
$9.99 for SCORELAND2? I call that a bargain jack. I call that jacking on the cheap. Want the new stuff? SCORELAND is for you, and in all honesty, I don’t blame you. I want the new stuff, too. But, hey, times are tough. And free Internet porn sucks. You know it. I know it. And the action on SCORELAND2…well, it’s great and it’s high-quality.
Free? You want free? I’ll give you a free preview of next week’s action at SCORELAND2: busty Czech babe Ivy Darmon fingering her slit on Monday; the legendary Busty Dusty in vintage action on Tuesday; rare hardcore action with Autumn-Jade on Wednesday; exotic MILF Claudia Keahola fucking on Thursday; and the great Lorna Morgan on Friday.
$9.99. Impossible. You know what? I’m going to have to check with the boss, John Fox, on this one. I’m afraid that part of the funding for this website might be coming out of my salary.
December 4, 2003: Brandy Talore fucks on-camera for the first time.
Sometimes when people ask, “When is [INSERT MODEL’S NAME HERE] going to fuck on-camera?” I feel like saying, “What are you talking about? She hasn’t even taken off her panties, and you’re asking when she’s going to do hardcore? The answer is N-E-V-E-R!”
But then I have to stop myself, and there’s one reason for that:
Brandy Talore.
Now, according to unofficial counts, Brandy has done about a gazillion hardcore scenes. Her pretty face and bald pussy and giant, natural tits have been fucked so many times, I’m sure even she has lost count. One time in a SCORE interview conducted by Christy Marks, Brandy said one of the things she wanted most was a cum facial because so many guys have shot their loads on her tits.
But, back in 2002…well, I’ll tell you what happened back in late 2002. I’ll never forget it. I was standing outside the SCORE building with Brandy, trying to get to know her a little better (and staring down her blouse), and we were talking about the first time she had seen Voluptuous magazine (in an adult store in Bowling Green, Ohio) when I got around to asking her where her modeling career might go. And that’s when Brandy said, “I’ll never do hardcore.”
Never lasted less than a year.
“You have to remember that I was really young when I first came here,” Brandy said. She was 21, in fact. “The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted.”
Elliot used to have a photo of Brandy pinned up by his desk. It showed Brandy with her mouth stuffed with cock, and every time I passed Elliot’s desk (which was several times a day), I’d stop and look. I couldn’t believe it: Brandy Talore’s mouth stuffed with cock, her cheek bulging. Who woulda thunk it? Not me, and definitely not Brandy.
Anyway, all this is my way of saying, “You never know” and “Never say never.” If Brandy Talore can do a gazillion XXX scenes, anyone can. The very first one she ever shot–EVER–goes up today in a remastered version at SCOREVideos.com. It was shot on December 4, 2003, which is now an historic day in the history of big-tit hardcore.
The amazing thing about Brandy is that even though she’s absolutely, genuinely a big-time porn star, to me, she’s still the girl-next-door. I don’t know how she’s managed to pull that off, but she has. Another Brandy (Brandy Dean, who returns to SCORELAND Thursday), who’s also from the midwestern United States, has managed to pull that off, too, although Brandy D. has not done nearly as many scenes as Brandy T.
Anyway, if you can, get over to SCOREVideos.com today and check out Brandy’s historic scene. And if you’re wondering when so and so is going to do hardcore…well, maybe not never.
This is not the official ballot. It's a facsimile. The actual ballot can be found in the members area of SCORELAND.
Know what I just did? I just voted for my 20 favorite SCORE Girls of all-time in SCORELAND‘s edition of the “20 for 20” contest at SCORELAND. Yes, the voting booths are now open for this contest in which SCORELAND members–yes, members only (membership has its privileges, you know)–get to pick the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever. Twenty years of SCORE. Twenty girls. Hence, “20 for 20.”
Recently, magazine readers had their chance to vote, and the results made up the June ’12 20th anniversary double issue, now available in print and digital formats at eBoobStore.com. But if there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s that magazine and online big-boob lovers have slightly different tastes in girls. The magazine readers slightly trended toward the classic SCORE Girls; 11 of the 20 girls chosen made their debuts in the 1990s. Will SCORELAND members mirror their boob brothers? Or will they trend toward the newer girls? I’m looking forward to finding out. The online ballot includes 50 girls, made up of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals, every Hall of Famer and a mix of legends and newcomers selected by our editorial board (but based, of course, on the popularity of the girls throughout the years).
The purpose of the online voting is to set the stage for SCORELAND’s gala celebration of SCORE‘s 20th anniversary, scheduled to kick off on June 1. As we did with the “Best of the Decade” voting a few years ago, we’ll announce one winner a day, starting with the 20th-highest vote-getter and counting down to No. 1. Of course, there’ll be a lot more going on at SCORELAND during June because if there’s one thing we’ve proven, it’s that we know how to throw a big-boob party.
And now, the FAQs:
Q: Can I vote more than once?
A: No.
Q: What if I’m not a SCORELAND member?
A: Join.
Q: Are write-in votes allowed?
A: No.
Q: Can I vote for one, five or 10 girls or do I have to vote for 20?
A: You must vote for 20.
Q: Do I have to vote for the girls in any special order?
A: No. Just vote for 20. All votes will be counted equally.
One more thing: the deadline for voting is midnight on May 10.
Meanwhile, congratulations to the 50 ladies who made it onto the ballot. Considering how many hundreds of girls have appeared in SCORE since its inception in 1992, just being on the ballot is impressive.
A team at Manchester University led by Professor Geoff Beattie is trying to scientifically prove that a woman’s self-confidence increases when she wears a cleavage-boosting brassiere. Hell, I’ve been telling girls that for years.
The scientists claim that they’ve established this connection. I’m all for studies like this in the name of boobology. I’m sure those scientists couldn’t wait to get their hands on the data.
This is what they did at the university:
They shot 60 videos of women from 20 to 55 years old in three different everyday interactions.
The videos of the women wearing push-up bras were compared to videos of them wearing their own bras.
Professor Beattie and crew studied what they call the three key “micro-behaviors” associated with confidence and observed how many times they happened.
The three micro-behaviors they looked for were smiling (good), breaking eye contact (bad) and “self-comforting hand movements” such as stroking the chin (bad).
The push-up bra results:
Smiling increased by 73% when the women were wearing a push-up bra.
Breaking eye contact, a negative behavior, decreased by 41%.
Self-comforting hand movements, a sign of low self-confidence, decreased by 64%.
Summing up, the scientists claim that women with more prominent cleavage were more likely to maintain eye contact and show more self-confidence in public.
Still, I have to wonder about this study. It was commissioned by Gossard. The lingerie company is releasing a new push-up bra called “The Super Egoboost.”
They could have just come over to the SCORE building, and we would have answered all of their questions.
One sure result of more women wearing push-up bras would be 75 to 100% more guys smiling.
Is it true that Sophie Mae has no self-confidence problems since she started wearing push-up bras?
Over the weekend, I was watching some of YouTube’s live feed of Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. This annual gathering of electronic music fans and DJs draws a couple of hundred thousand people. Basically, a DJ on stage plays music to a crowd that bounces up and down all day in 80-degree heat. And then again at night, when all the phosphorescent lights and rave toys come out. Watching it was okay for about 20 minutes and then I get bored. (It’s really the kind of event that a person has to attend in person, not watch on a screen.)
It seems to me that the entire scene is wrong. The girls should be topless and bouncing up and down in the crowds, not the guys. This bothers me. Our society has it backwards. (These male-chauvinist laws need to be changed.) Anyway, I did spot quite a few good-looking girls packing out their bikini or tank tops and bobbing very nicely while they made those wavy arm and hand gestures they make during these things.
Achieving lift-off velocity.
Why do I bring this up?
Because a big-boobed girl bouncing up and down is one of the greatest things in the world, and one of my favorite things to see, next to her walking, jogging, go-go dancing, playing with a hula-hoop and exercising with one of those Shake-Weights. Give me the simple stuff, good clean fun, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kind of guy.
So today, bouncing boobs is our topic.
I can never get enough of it. And it’s a good educational tool atSCORELAND for demonstrating a physical law.
What goes up, must come down, unless there’s enough velocity to escape the pull of gravity.
And happy birthday week to Angel Gee (March 25), Connie Kline (March 29), Rebecca Love (March 30), Camille Morgan (March 30), Brittany O’Neil (March 31) and Sarah Sunshine (April 1).
Boobs bloopers. Candid cleavage. Spontaneous snaps. SCORELAND Girls have a sense of humor, and sometimes our camera crew is there to point the camera in their direction and click the shutter in time when something totally unexpected happens. Melanie Addison liked to play practical jokes on photographers. The great Autumn-Jade was always laughing and joking on the set. Models can do the darndest things.
Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.
When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.
A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.
And then I wake up.
Jay Sweet
Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.
Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.
Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.
Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?
If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.
They’re not related, but they share the Valentine.
Everything is roses for Merilyn Sakova on this day.
And there’s the fantastic Renee Ross in this Valentine’s Day glamour shot.
Valentines all.
Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the US, Canada, Mexico, France, the UK and Australia. I’m sure other countries have picked up on it. I’m not clear about North Korea.
A Pope named Gelasius in the 5th century declared February 14 to be St. Valentine’s Day.
In the Middle Ages, the French and the English believed that February 14 was the beginning of the mating season for birds. This could be why a lot of guys think Valentine’s Day is for the birds.
Valentine’s Day is the second busiest greeting-card holiday after Christmas. The big gifts? Chocolate, flowers, red lingerie and candy underwear. There are also candy bras, which is more our speed at SCORELAND.
The St. Valentine’s Day massacre was Al Capone’s holiday gift to Bugs Moran, proving that love can take many forms.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the models!
Happy Valentine’s birthday week to:
Lorna Morgan Feb. 13
Sapphire Feb 14.
Nillis Willis Feb. 14
Plenty UpTopp Feb. 14
Kali West Feb. 16
Jade Feng Feb. 17
SaRenna Lee Feb. 17
Candy Cantaloupes Feb. 17
Nicole Peters Feb. 18
Cynthia Romero Feb. 18
