May 21, 2012 by Elliot James
Venera can suck her lollis hands-free. Clever!
I blogged about big-boobed girls sucking on lollipops back in October, 2010.
My position about this issue hasn’t changed.
I wholeheartedly support this habit.
I don’t like models smoking. I don’t think it looks sexy or sophisticated, although my esteemed colleagues Dave and Maria may hold a different viewpoint about this.
Both cigarettes and lollipops fulfill that oral requirement which I guess dates back to the sucking instinct. That is, sucking on nipples.
Last week, Dave blogged about models sucking on fake cocks if they didn’t do boy-girl. I think sucking and licking lollipops is a lot sexier and it’s more natural-looking. It’s also something very sexual that a model can do even in photos intended for the most mainstream usage. So I’m always surprised we don’t see more of that. I mean, aren’t lollipops an all-American treat?
Christy Marks licks on a lollipop like it's your wiener.
Daylene give her lollipop a lusty cheeks-in suck.
I never see girls sucking on lollipops on TV, for example. I would love to see the local TV weather ladies do the morning reports taking the occasional lick of a lollipop. And we have some really smoking hot (pardon the expression, in this case) female meteorologists on English and Spanish-language television stations in South Florida. They could also use the lollipop to point at the map.
Female TV news anchors could suck on lollipops. The anchors on Fox would look really good doing, this although they might poo-poo the suggestion. What about game show hostesses, like Vanna White on Wheel Of Fortune? Vanna only needs one hand to turn the letters. She could have a free hand to hold the sucker.
Just an idea. I know the ratings would go up.
So lollipops and busty models: pro or con?
October 31, 2010 by Maria
Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.
Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!
Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!
Ah, Halloween. Probably my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Well, there’s candy, for one. (I love candy!) And then there is the best part about the scariest of holidays…THE SLUTS! Come on, you know what I am talking about. Halloween is the only time of the year that a chick can dress like a complete slut, parade around the streets and everyone is okay with it. Each year, the would-be sluts and actual sluts and everyone in-between come out in droves, dressed, or rather, undressed to the nines and it’s glorious! In every city, in every town you have gaggles of Sexy Cops, Sexy Nurses, Sexy Bumblebees and Sexy Snow Whites. All it takes is a pair of fishnets and a tiny dress and any nice girl can be a Sexy “Insert Noun Here” and unleash all of her sexuality on the unsuspecting public. It’s the BEST!
Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.
Now, that said, here at SCORELAND, it’s kind of Halloween all year round. Why? Well, not because we dress up every day (Although we did at SCORE headquarters and this year I was Betty Boop!), but because the busty babes dress up all the time and we get to see them act our their slutty fantasies. (And that is NEVER a bad thing.) Over the years, we have had all sorts of beauties dressed up in fantasy costumes, like Crystal Gunns in her Buxotica SP119 Greek goddesss shoot. And then there is one of my personal faves, Mellie D. as a sexy Dorothy from the August 2007 V-mag.
Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!
But if you ask me, and you should because I am somewhat of a big-tit scholar, one of the greatest costumed cuties of all time is redhead bomber, Cherry Brady. When she donned this nurses outfit for her appearance in the September 2007 issue of V-mag, well, a star was born. (So were about 3,203,949,494 boners, I am sure.) Cherry is fucking hot. I use the word FUCKING followed by the word HOT because there is no other way to describe her sizzle. It’s my opinion that she should dress up as a nurse all the time. She should fondle people and say things like, “Turn your head and cough,” and, “It will only hurt for a second.” In fact, I think that after I eat some more candy, I may have to call Cherry up and tell her that I need some sort of sponge bath to take care of my sticky, um, fingers. lol
So, my advice is let’s make it Halloween every day. Fellas, tell your ladies to dress up in a sexy outfit. Role play in the bedroom. Use candy if you must. Why? Because there is nothing like living out your fantasies, one costume at a time.
Happy Tricks and Treats, guys!
XOXOXO
Maria
April 27, 2010 by Maria
As I told you in a previous post, I am all about the one-hit wonders on SCORELAND. You know, the models who came and came and went. I imagine them to be single moms who needed the extra cash and college coeds who loved to be naked in front of the camera. The whole slighty amateur twist I give as these models’ reason for posing really does it for me. Makes them seem just a tad bit naughtier. You know, because somewhere out there, these women are going about their lives, harboring this dirty secret about themselves, hoping no one will find out…
WELL, I FOUND OUT! AND I LOVE IT!
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I am always happy when we get a new model in, and then there is that inevitable chance that she may be shooting once and that’s it. When that happens, it’s kind of tragic. Alas, at least we will always have photos of these one-hit wonders to keep us going…but who knows where these models’ careers may have gone if they had decided to embrace the way of the SCORE and V-Mag girl?
I guess we will never know…so this is my homage to these one-timers who dazzled us and then drifted away. Hopefully, you’ll give them a full-staff, boner salute, too.
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Candy posed in the Voluptuous Holiday 1998 issue. WIth that tan and those tits, she’ll make it a festive occassion…in your pants.
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Emma from SCORE November 2005 is a serious babe. Seriously!
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Valerie was a one-time model in the October 2003 Voluptuous. It’s a shame. She coulda been a contender!
