More one-hit wonders

April 27, 2010 by Maria

As I told you in a previous post, I am all about the one-hit wonders on SCORELAND. You know, the models who came and came and went. I imagine them to be single moms who needed the extra cash and college coeds who loved to be naked in front of the camera. The whole slighty amateur twist I give as these models’ reason for posing really does it for me. Makes them seem just a tad bit naughtier. You know, because somewhere out there, these women are going about their lives, harboring this dirty secret about themselves, hoping no one will find out…

WELL, I FOUND OUT! AND I LOVE IT!

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I am always happy when we get a new model in, and then there is that inevitable chance that she may be shooting once and that’s it. When that happens, it’s kind of tragic. Alas, at least we will always have photos of these one-hit wonders to keep us goingโ€ฆbut who knows where these models’ careers may have gone if they had decided to embrace the way of the SCORE and V-Mag girl?

I guess we will never knowโ€ฆso this is my homage to these one-timers who dazzled us and then drifted away. Hopefully, you’ll give them a full-staff, boner salute, too.

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19 responses to “More one-hit wonders”

  1. Dino says:

    Not a problem Maria ๐Ÿ™‚ ps This is what I look like…. I’m a proud member of the scoreland family!

  2. Maria says:

    ๐Ÿ™‚ You guys are too nice too me.
    THANK YOU.

    (And all this time I was jealous because I thought you liked Dave’s rack more than mine.)

    lol
    oxoxoxoxo

  3. Dino says:

    I agree tom, Maria is doing a fantastic job. I also look forward to reading her interview’s there sexy and fun,and a couple of them have gotten me hard. It shows her writing and people skills…
    I think her being a woman and getting the model’s to relax has a lot to do with getting to open up more, just my opinion I far has seeing Maria pose I think it more of a complement to her. I think she’s hotter then half the model who do pose. I think a lot of people would agree with me. She’s sexy period… Your the greatest Maria keep up the work, Besides even if you don’t pose in the future, I can still fantasize about you and I think that’s the biggest complement ever! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. Tom says:

    Dave, OK I’ll admit that the fact that Maria has boobs might have something to do with wanting to see her naked. But regardless of whether or not she has big boobs, I am a Maria fan. I think she has done a great job as Voluptous editor, I like her taste in women, and I have never been a more satisfied subscriber. So if I had to choose between keeping her as editor or seeing her naked, I choose to keep her as editor. By the way, whoever is doing the XL site is doing a great job also.

  5. Elliot James says:

    Research has shown that most models prefer guys with mullets and spandex pants.

  6. Maria says:

    LOL!!!!!
    @Dave I love my huge burlap bag outfit. I bedazzled it. ๐Ÿ˜€
    @Elliot, I am sure a lot of these guys, er, models want to see you and Dave naked. lol
    @all you other boob hounds:
    I really don’t understand what the hype is about seeing me naked.
    They are just girlie parts, guys. And my boobs, although quite nice, are not as big as some of the girls we feature. Like, I am not a big deal. You guys wanting me to pose…well, that’s like going into an all-you-can-eat buffet and screaming, “WE NEED MORE FOOD!” lol ๐Ÿ™‚
    But I am flattered. And if one day, in a galaxy far away, I ever get around to posing and exposing my bits for a magazine, I promise to post one pic on here. Amen.
    -Maria

  7. viggo says:

    Everyone write in and sweettalk Maria into doing a set for you.
    (i have do desire seeing her naked) ๐Ÿ™‚

    @Elliot: i’m sure some of the models here want to see you and Dave naked.
    Just take some nude pics of yourselfs and hide them well,
    and Maria will find them, steal them and post them on the blog in no time.

  8. P.H. says:

    My personal fave from this category (although technically she’s only a Scoreland One Hit Wonder, as she was on XLgirls twice) was JayJai. Perhaps the ultimate plumper.

  9. Dino says:

    I know she’s not a one hit wonder but isn’t a fan fav either but she’s one of my fav’s…. Is simone lee gonna pose again or that’s it? Also a sign of the apocalypse is the Mets are in first place Dave… Maria pose before the world ends….. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. FrankNZ says:

    How can you guys concentrate on work anyway with a hottie like Maria roaming about the office? Come to think of it, considering the wondrous subject matter of your endeavours, how do you all maintain any sense of focus? I’m not sure if I’d have the willpower…

    • Dave says:

      FrankNZ: It’s not easy. We make her wear a burlap bag to avoid distraction. The eyeholes are just big enough for her to get work done.โ€“Dave

  11. Tom says:

    Maria, you hit a home run with Valerie. I’ve been too busy lately to pour through the model archives and find the hottest 1 hit wonders. If I had, I definitely would have chosen Valerie. Thanks for doing that for me. Now you have inspired me to see if I can top Valerie. Stay tuned. By the way Elliot, the reason we want to see Maria naked is because of the way her sexy mind works.

    • Dave says:

      Tom: The reason you want to see Maria naked is because she has tits and Elliot and I don’t!

  12. Elliot James says:

    Why don’t the models who comment on the Blog ask me and Dave for our pictures? It’s discrimination.

  13. viggo says:

    I know she did more than just one set for Score, but
    whatever happened to Mary Louise that had her Score debut
    in january of 2002?
    I miss her, i thought that there was something spesial about her.

    • Dave says:

      Viggo: She modeled for a while, shot one set when she was pregnant, then stopped. So many of the girls don’t make a career out of modeling; they do it for fun, for money, for both, then they move on. I, and many readers, agree that there was something special about her. Very girl-next-doorish. Great shape to her boobs.โ€“Dave

  14. Maria says:

    @Jim: when I wake up one day and I am HOTTER than the hotties that we feature…
    ๐Ÿ˜‰ lol
    Until then, I will remain in the editor’s seat, ogling the boobies.

  15. Jim says:

    Maria, when are you going to grace the pages of Score or Voluptuous? There’s not a guy on here who wouldn’t want that, even if just as a one-hit wonder.