Busty hitchikers: a personal, oral (unfortunately, not too oral) history
This is Chanel. Not the Chanel I picked up (but pretty close). The Chanel who's at SCORELAND.
The great Kerry Marie gets ready for some back seat action.
I have a story to tell. About 20 years ago, I was driving through downtown Portland, Maine after covering an American Hockey League game. I was headed back to my hotel when I spotted this hitchhiker who was literally standing in the middle of the road, thumb out…and tits just about out, too. Now, I’m not one to pick up hitchhikers–it’s too dangerous–but I am one to pick up busty hitchhikers. So I stopped, and she got in. Stumbled in, actually. This girl was bombed!
“Hi,” she said when she finally settled in. “My name is Chanel. Chanel with the big tits.”
I swear she said that.
Anyway, I asked her where she was going. She asked me where I was going. And, long story short, she eventually invited me back to her place.
I'm going to guess that Arianna Sinn doesn't have to wait long to get a ride.
Now, there was no mention of money, so I don’t think she was a hooker. I think she was just a drunk girl who wanted to fuck. Why me? Heck, it could’ve been the guy in the car behind me if I hadn’t stopped.
But I didn’t fuck her. We got back to her place, we both got out of the car, and as we headed toward her apartment, I kept having these visions of what might be waiting for me inside, an angry boyfriend with a gun, a vicious dog, or maybe some friends who would rob me and beat me up. I mean, for all I knew, she was setting up an ambush.
Isis Haze makes keeping your eyes on the road impossible.
So, as she headed toward her door, I headed back down the stairs, into my car and back to my hotel.
Now, I could’ve taken a chance. A lot of guys would have. But by that time, I was so turned on by her big tits and her slutty attitude (and a few other things that had happened along the way) that I didn’t need to fuck her. And, ever since, I’ve had a thing for 1.) Hitchhikers; and 2.) Girls named Chanel.
Anyway, about two months after I arrived at SCORE in 2001, I was asked to help plan the On Location Key Largo shoot. And when we were trying to come up with scenarios for Kerry Marie, I was the one who came up with hitchhiker. Guess who I was thinking of?
So, busty hitchhikers…I love them. And even though you don’t see many hitchhikers these days, if I ever again see a girl like Chanel with her thumb out, I just might take that chance.
Meanwhile, Kerry Marie, Arianna and Isis will have to do.
