I’m not completely fixated and obsessed with nipples, areolae and boobs. I love a nice pair of legs and feet.
I also love tongue shots.
But not any ordinary photo or video of the model just sticking out the tip of her tongue or opening her mouth to show her tongue lolling around in there.
No, I mean a REAL tongue shot. When she’s sticking out her tongue like she is at the doctor and he is about to lay a tongue depressor on it to examine her tonsils and throat. Or when she’s sticking her tongue all the way out for other things.
Now, I know that sticking out a tongue at someone is sometimes considered rude or defiant, but when the right girl does it, it’s a beautiful thing, and I’m not being tongue-in-cheek about it.
This is what I mean, illustrated by some great tonguers like Karina Hart and Christy Marks.
Biologist call the tongue a “muscular hydrostat.” I can’t think of anything less sexy than a body part being called a muscular hydrostat. Which is why I never dated any biologists, although I knew a busty dentist years ago.
I haven’t even gotten to the tongue piercing thing (which I’m not a fan of personally), lollipop, cock, nipple or toy licking, or tricks that chicks do with their tongues, and I won’t in this blog.
I’ll just ask that the tongue shots keep coming as long as possible, emphasis on “long.” If any models reading this agree, please stick out your tongues and say “Ahhh.”
If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen: Blonde Nitro.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio were a power team.
Cassandra Calogera and Christy Marks went all out.
Three’s not a crowd. Three’s company. A threesome doesn’t happen often and mostly with European SCORE Girls. Still, American SCORE Girls join in this male fantasy sometimes.
Sara Jay and Daylene were just here for one. Rachel Love took on two dudes in Mamazon. Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen wiped out one guy. Tera Cox almost destroyed a guy with Gianna.
Miosotis and Arianna Sinn shared one shaft. Summer Sinn and Claudia Kealoha matched up well. Kayla Kleevage and Minka beat up “Blue Balls.” Brittany O’Neil left her two sex-mates punchy. Of course, there’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s famous three-way with Czechmate Veronika.
Then there’s Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes, the most flexible team of them all. Then Christy and Cassandra Calogera. Then Christy and Holly Halston.
Pounding The Pledges has an awesome threeway.
“Blue Balls” had his hands full with Minka and Kayla.
Claudia Kealoha and Summer Sinn almost broke the bed.
Now it’s Camille Morgan’s turn, hooking up twice in “Camille Morgan’s Double Header” at SCORELAND.
Chesty Camille Morgan busts two nuts doublehandedly.
A couple of years, I asked Camille if she was interested in trying a boy-girl scene for SCORE. At that time, Camille had modeled alone with toys. Her answer to my question was, “Well, it depends on what the shoot consists of. If there is penetration by his penis, the answer is no. But if it is us simulating different things, sure.” So that was that. No penis. But you can’t blame an editor for trying. That’s the name of the game. No pain, no gain.
I don’t know who coined the phrase, “It’s a women’s prerogative to change her mind,” but I’m glad it’s a universal truth.
Because Camille just did change her mind recently, and now she’s doubled up on that decision, playing hide the sausage with two guys in a hot and wild scene. I never would have predicted it.
I love that about girls. They always give a man hope and reasonable expectations. They’re full of surprises, and nothing is ever written in permanent ink. For which I am grateful!
By the way, if you haven’t taken the SCORELAND tour hosted by Maggie Green, give it a ride. Tour guides don’t come any bustier.
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I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
Christy Marks is nominated for Model of the Year in the SCORE Awards.
Kristina Milan is nominated for Plumper of the Year in the V-mag awards.
Valory Irene is nominated for Newcomer of the Year in both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Vanessa Del is nominated for V-mag’s 2011 XXX of the Year award.
Well, I would’ve illustrated them for you if I had any artistic talent, but I don’t. The most you would get from me is some stick figure with stick-figure boobs. (But they would be BIG stick-figure boobs! lol)
Thank goodness for you that our pal H.D. from Germany can draw. (He draws his figures with big boobs, too. Go figure.)
He sent us some fine, new sketches of some of the finest ladies who are nominated for both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Speaking of which…have you voted? If you haven’t, you SHOULD. The competition is so tight, the winners will be decided by a few votes. So, if you are the type of person with very strong opinions about tits (like all of us here at SCORELAND!), then cast your votes in the SCORELAND Voting Booth. Voting ends soon, and the fate of your favorite models’ breasts are in your hands.
A.W. writes “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s letters column: “I’m looking forward to more of Jasmine Shiraz. I hope this was more than a one-time fling. Another girl I want to see more of is Kaytee Carter. She never did that hardcore video. Now that Destiny Rose is doing hardcore and loving it, how about asking Kaytee and Destiny to do a threesome?”
K.S. also sent his take about Jasmine:“Hope to see Jasmine Shiraz again soon. She is extremely sexy looking. I’m impressed that she masturbated all-out on her first trip. I love girls that look like the kind of girls you see at work or in class and will do hot things. That means they are wild in bed and, I hope, proud of it. Elaina Gregory, Catt Green and Beverly Paige are like that also. I think in the back of our minds we think that most girls would never consider taking their clothes off for the camera, and Jasmine contradicts that stereotype.”
Jasmine will indeed be back. As far as Kaytee trying a boy-girl video, let alone she and Destiny teaming up again, only time will tell.
K.H. writes: “I am overwhelmed by ‘The Impossible Dream Girl’ Venera. I read that her name means worship and goddess; both are true. My favorite model is Danni Ashe. I am not one to compare, but I do recognize similarities in women.”
Summer's tits open all doors.
Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
W.A. has a different point of view about a longtime topic at “Scorecard” and includes some personal history. He may be bucking the majority–or is he?– but he deserves to speak his mind and be heard: “Since I read ‘Scorecard’ and all the comments under the daily scenes, I know I am outnumbered here by the naturals fans, but I’m happy to say that I love big boob jobs. I love girls like Annina, Summer Sinn and Brittany O’Neil more than the naturals. I think they are also much hotter and sluttier in their sex scenes than the naturals with a couple of exceptions (Arianna Sinn, Christy Marks). Most of the steady girlfriends in my life have had boob jobs, and most of them got them before they met me. I just zeroed in on them. I love the springy feel and the look of them, especially in bed with my cock sliding between them and into their mouths. In fact, I’ve had arguments with some of them because I can’t keep my hands off their tits when we’re together. When I see a girl with a boob job on TV, I can’t change the channel. So say all you want but don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. I haven’t found a girlfriend with tits the size of Minka’s or Casey James’ yet. The odds would be like hitting the lottery, but I can still think about it.”
Thanks to all the SCORE Guys and Gals who contribute to “Scorecard” (Scorecard@scoregroup.com). With an average of five letters published every week, over 3,000 letters with accompanying photos have been archived in “Scorecard” since 2000. Keep the tradition alive. Your comments and suggestions are always appreciated!
I want to write a few words about my favorite type of setting for photographing models.
It’s nothing.
Nothing at all.
A seamless background is simply a large roll of paper mounted on the set behind the model and pulled down to include the floor that the model is standing on. They’re available in different colors. Blue and red are often used by TSG, but we’ll use other colors and black, white and gray, too.
When I was in my early teens, I loved the work of photographer Peter Gowland. Gowland used a ton of seamless in his photos of beautiful swimsuit girls because he enjoyed simplicity and backgrounds that couldn’t distract the viewer from the reason he was taking the picture. The girl. I feel the same way. That’s what seamless is all about. The models really pop against a bare background! Seamless emphasizes a girl’s every inch because the mind zeroes in on her and her alone.
Add a couch or a chair later on in the shoot and she can do all kinds of advanced things to crank up the heat.
Seamless is also especially good for oily fun.
When shooting a possible magazine cover, seamless is traditionally the way to go.
Seamless can’t replace bedrooms, bathrooms, living rooms and other locations. Too much use and it loses impact. It doesn’t work with Naughty Neighbors girls. But I think at least one shoot of a busty model should be against seamless, especially the introduction pictorial. Many of my favorite sets were shot on seamless. Here are a few of them.
Did you know that on April 2, 2011, there were huge pillow fights around the earth? “International Pillow Fight Day” has been held every year since 2008. From Taipei, Taiwan to Pisa, Italy; from Birmingham, Alabama to Hamburg, Germany, flash mobs gather every year to whack each other with pillows in an outdoor location.
The world record for the most-massive pillow fight is 3,706 people, documented by Guinness. It was held as a charity event in 2008 in Minehead, Somerset, England.
There’s even an all-female Pillow Fight League that’s been operating out of Toronto, Ontario since 2007. This is a lot rougher and tougher than your average pillow fight, although biting and hair-pulling and putting a brick in the pillow are violations of the official rules.
Unfortunately, the origin of the first pillow fight, and who invented this art form, is lost in the mists of time. My attempt at local libraries and colleges to uncover who was responsible for the world’s first pillow fight was generally answered by “Huh?” and “Stop calling.”
So while we cannot celebrate the creators of the pillow fight on postage stamps and in music and TV, we can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I’m not interested in those massive, public pillow fights. The only true pillow fight must be conducted on a bed among young, busty women in skimpy lingerie, and they need to bounce up and down a lot. And giggle a lot. Extra points are awarded for exposed nipples or tits that spill out. It’s also within the boundaries of true pillow fighting for the participants to masturbate side-by-side with vibrators in a post-pillow fight cool down, Christy Marks and Angela White did this a few years ago at SCORELAND.
Any other kind of pillow fighting is bogus and an affront to the spirit of bonafide pillow fighting. Be that as it may, I still support International Pillow Fight Day.
