In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.
I want to talk about a little topic that causes a big uproar: CUM.
Moreover, the proper placement and disposal of cum.
I often talk to men and women about the topic of swallowing sperm. When I speak to dudes, they almost always say it’s better to cum all over a girl and infinitely better when she swallows.
But when I speak to different models and interview them about the most-intimate details of their sex lives, I always get mixed reviews.
When you have big boobs, there will always be some dude who wants to spray his baby batter all over your bountiful bosom. Big-boobed gals always deal with that. If you let a guy tit-fuck you, he is going to want to paint your rack a whiter shade of goo.
But what about during BJs? Let’s say you don’t take a creamin’ all over your chesticles. Let’s say you take it in your…um, dicksucker. Is is appropo to spit? Is it okay to swallow? Are spitters really quitters?
That is what is on my mind when I chat with ladies about the proper way to dispose of a man’s seed.
Most models tell me that they swallow and it is not a big deal. Some of them tell me that they spit discreetly. (Which I might not really have a handle on. How do you hock up skeet discreetly?) And some of them say that they do not enjoy a man cumming in their mouth at all.
But almost 100% of them say that it really depends on the taste of said spunk. Which pretty much puts the ball in your court, guys. (They also say that cumming in their eyeballs is NOT COOL. It burns. It’s terrible. DO NOT CUM IN WOMEN’S EYES!) Ultimately, whether your spunk is swallow’able is up to you.
The way I see it is that we big-boobed gals lotion up our knockers and wear bras to keep them nice and tight for YOU. So, it’s kind of your responsibility to ensure that your swimmers are savory.
According to GOOGLE and various sources on the Internet, (Yes, my job consists of finding out how to make your cum taste better. lol), men should drink more water, less coffee and avoid junk food. They should also eat more fresh fruits, veggies (but not asparagus) and herbs and should avoid red meat for better-tasting sperm.
After my research, I deduced that spitters are NOT necessarily quitters, they are just girls who have come into a batch of bad cum. My suggestion is that if you want more ladies to guzzle down your man juice, you should make sure it’s fresh and delicious.
Aren’t you glad we had this chat? I know I am. Hopefully this will lead to better-tasting spunk everywhere.
Once upon a time, I spent a lot of time with the busty girl-next-door Christy Marks. While you might hear the term “girl-next-door” a lot, I am here to tell you that Christy is the real deal. At the time, I was the new editor of V-mag, and Christy was a new model and in our studios shooting for her then-soon-to-be-launched website, ChristyMarks.com.
I developed a closeness with Christy because she had this innocence about her that was endearing. She’d always refer to me as “Miss Maria,” which was very Southern and sweet. She loved to laugh and had so many anecdotes about her hometown and her day-to-day activities that she kept me in stitches. And she loved animals. Every time that we would meet, she would show me pictures of her dogs, her snake and I believe she even had a tarantula at one point.
We traveled to Hungary together, and I will never forget meeting her in the airport. Whenever I would see her in our studio, she was always glammed up and beautiful, but when we met in a terminal in New York, she was in huge basketball shorts, sneakers and a tank-top and she looked almost Tom-boyish. And for some reason, it was hot. Maybe it was the androgyny? Maybe it was that her tits looked huge in her tiny tank-top, but I thought she looked phenomenal. And, I can’t begin to tell you the stares she got on the plane when, in her typical contortionist style, she bent herself into a compact pretzel and slept that way on the trans-Atlantic flight. (I am sure you would have stared, too, if you saw a big-boobed chick with her legs akimbo and contorted into a small airplane seat! lol)
Over time, Christy would go on to do hardcore and then, anal, and boy, oh, boy, was she an amazing XXX performer. But I will tell you this: Christy never changed from being a sweet girl-next-door. Despite her raunchy antics during sex, she was still the sweetest lump o’ sugar I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. And this is the reason that no matter what, she will always hold a spot in my heart as a real girl-next-door.
Today I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about tits, because let’s face it, when am I NOT talking about tits? We were talking about our breasts. (Because girls talk about their tits allllllll the time, I promise you.) You see, she and I wear the same size bra and she was asking me if I had a strapless bra that she might borrow to wear under a dress she was going to wear to a wedding.
Now, while I had no problem sharing my underthings with my lady friend, I told her, “I have a few, but I don’t think that they will fit you the same because our boobs are shaped differently.”
To which she replied, “Hello! We are the same size.”
And I said, “It doesn’t matter, they won’t fit you.” And guess what? They didn’t.
Now, why is that? Well, it has to do with a lot of science, I assume. Weight and mass multiplied by Pi or something like that, but I like to think that the simpler way of putting it is that every pair of tits are like snowflakes…no pair is the same. Yes, just like they taught you in grade school that each snowflake had its own pattern and shape, I am telling you that each pair of tits is unique and special and unlike any other pair anywhere.
But because I am somewhat of a boob scientist, naturally I had to go to SCORELAND and find evidence to prove my theory was correct. And hey, let’s face it, if part of my job as a responsible somewhat-not-really scientific professional is to stare at tits all day until I come up with facts, I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB! 🙂 So, I checked out models with the same sized racks.
I started with F-cuppers Eva Notty and Lorna Morgan. Both of these hotties wear a 34F, but that’s about it. When it comes down to it, their breasts are completely different.
Next, I checked out G-cuppers Angela White and Angelina Castro. Sure they are both brunettes. Sure, they both wear a 36G bra. But if you take a good look at their knockers, they are nothing alike.
Then I checked out Kelly Christiansen and Christy Marks, both touting a 36H rack. Again, great tits but that’s the only thing that these pairs of titties share in common.
Now, before anyone says something about this being a natural tits vs. augmented tits issue, I am going to say right up front, it is NOT. Rather, I am talking about the way breasts look and that encompasses nipples, areolae, shape, slope, width, etc.
After reviewing these tits, I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis that each pair of tits, regardless of size, is different and unique in their own way, was proven true. And isn’t that just a delightful finding? Not only because it means that you should treat every set of hooters you see with reverence and love, but also because it serves as a reminder that there will always be uncharted titscapes out there that we have yet to discover. Yes, there will always be new and exciting boobs to seek out and expose to the world!
And isn’t that kind of variety the spice of life?
I think so! And you can trust me, because I am a scientist. (No I’m not, but I look good in a lab coat, I promise.) lol
There are some chicks that really like to fuck. Chicks like Gianna Rossi, Christy Marks and Angela White, for example. When they fuck, you pay attention because it is that hot and that fucking sexy. They work the meat staff and they love it. It is written all over their faces. It is in their body language with each and every thrust. We salute you, divas of XXX!
But this post is not about girls who just like to fuck. (Sorry guys!)
THIS POST IS ABOUT CHICKS WHO LIKE TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!
(And cue collective cheer!)
Angelina’s ass is ripe for your pipe!
Annina wants you to penetrate her backdoor!
Denise is hinting that you should put it in her ass.
Jasmine Black loves anal.
You see, anal sex is not for every gal. Not every lady is into it or knows how to do it. Hell, some women are very vocal about hating it. But there are some backdoor babes out there…a rare, rare few, that actually like it. Hell, they may even fucking love it!
This elite group of anal lovers REALLY love it. They are the kind of ladies who get fucked in doggie-style and then look over their shoulder and say, “Spit on my asshole and fuck it! Fuck my ass, hard!” Watching their assholes get fucked is incredible. They take down dicks like their assholes were second pussies! And round these parts, we salute that.
So, who are these anal aficionados? Well, for starters, Jasmine Black is one. I know this firsthand because I met her in Hungary on a shoot and watched her asshole get pummeled in person. (It was pretty glorious!) Then there is lusty Latina Angelina Castro. She likes her ass banged and it is muy caliente! to watch. Of course, Denise Derringer is one of my favorites! And then there is the very blonde, very horny Annina, who once told us, ” I think it’s a little more intense in my ass. Stronger, more powerful. I like to feel my ass stretched around a cock. And I love double-penetration, my favorite of all.”
You have to love a gal who knows what she likes! And these ladies like anal. You can check out their ass-tounding poundings inside of SCORELAND and you SHOULD, because talent like that should be saluted…with your dick.
To all of you serving in our armed forces and for all of those who have served and given their time and sometimes even their lives to protect our fine nation, we salute you. On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND, we would like to wish you a happy and safe Memorial Day.
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.
Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.
As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).
That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”
The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.
This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:
1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.
2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.
3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).
But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?
And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?
Lezzies in Paradise: Angela goes for it with Christy Marks.
Has sucking cock and fucking on-camera made Angela White hotter in every other aspect of her sex life?
Actually, I’m not so sure about that because Angela has always been extremely horny, and we saw her going after Christy Marks’ tits and pussy in the DVD’s Big Boob Paradise and Tit 2 Tit. And from the get-go back in 2003, Angela was never shy about spreading her young pussy and fucking her asshole with toys.
But, having seen Angela with Maggie Green in the DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer, Part 2 of which goes live today at SCORELAND, I’m now getting the idea that Angela has become insatiable. If there’s a cock in the room, she wants it. If there’s tits and pussy, she wants some. I mean, in one of the early scenes of Leanne’s Stacked Summer, Angela looks like she’s going to start kneading and sucking Leanne’s tits on the spot. In her scene with Maggie, Angela sucks tits and eats Maggie’s juicy pussy, and Maggie returns the favor…because she’s fuckin’ horny, too.
Okay, I have a confession to make: I’m not a big fan of girl-girl scenes. I like seeing girls kissing and I like seeing them eating pussy–really eating pussy, like they’re enjoying it–but too often, the girls look like they’d rather have cock. Which isn’t a bad thing. But Angela…you know she loves cock, and, so, when she’s eating Maggie’s pussy, she seems to be saying to us, “Don’t worry, guys. I’ll get around to you later. But first, I have some pussy to eat.”
Which is perfectly fine because, as we all know, Angela never disappoints. She might tease us for eight years, but she never disappoints.
I almost forgot: This is Leanne’s video. I got the idea that she enjoyed this scene, too.
If Angela had been born male, there’s no doubt she would have been a SCORE Man. But she’s a girl with the mind of a SCORE Man. And, so, when she’s eating Maggie’s pussy, she’s doing it the same way we would.
Just to recap, Eva Notty has won Model of the Year, followed by Minka (1st Runner-Up), Karina Hart (2nd Runner-Up), and Christy Marks (3rd Runner-Up). This weekend, the June ’11 SCORE pictorials of Minka and Christy were published on SCORELAND. More to follow this week. Congrats again to Eva. Miosotis won Newcomer of the Year, and now-retired Nicole Peters was voted into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
K.S. notes that, “Eva Notty deserves her win for Model of the Year, and her pictorial in the awards issue proves she is the complete package. I voted for Minka, so Iwas glad to see she made first runner-up.”
Peter The Moon comments on Minka’s pictorial: “Minka, super mega-boobed wonderful girl, Love it!” while Dave comments: “Christy is as fabulous as ever. One incredible woman!”
Our pal V.L. from Brooklyn, New York writes, “IÂ really like, love, admire and adore Miosotis’ nice, beautiful, big, huge, juicy, mouthwatering, gorgeous, luscious tits (boobs) and the rest of her nice, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, luscious, breathtaking body which is a work of art.”
No matter how you vote, online or by paper ballot from the magazine, don’t sit on the sidelines. Make your vote heard. The next contest will be here before we know it.
And happy birthday, Michelle Bond! Two covers in one year. Impressive!
Check your favorite rack for the new edition of SCORE.
The Who’s Who’s in the July ’11 SCORE, now on-sale at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com.
Israeli bra-buster Eden Mor goes slim ‘n’ stacked.
Ukrainian marvel Valory Irene practically naked in super-skimpy lingerie.
Germany’s Beshine stretches out tops to an impossible degree.
Romania’s Arianna Sinn loves vintage lingerie.
England’s Robyn Alexandra goes bikini.
California girl Daylene Rio is a sucker for lollipops.
Florida freshman Natasha Dulce is interviewed.
Florida MILF Angelina Verdi fits boner into her throat, pussy and butthole.
Oregon’s Karen Fisher is back and bangalicious.
This issue’s DVD Pick is Christy Marks Fuckin’ Filled.
A free SCORE DVD is included at most stores. Because we’re generous guys and girls. (Anita Agni All The Way, a XXX DVD in most editions and Toys For Tits, an R-Rated DVD in some areas.)
A big birthday weekend shout to Summer Sinn (April 23), Ava Lustra (April 24) and Charlee Chase (April 26). Charlee is back at SCOREVideos.com on May 13 with a new XXX scene, and she gets a creampie instead of a birthday cake. It’s Charlee’s first SCORE scene since the movie My Boob Heaven.
The trucks have rolled across North America with their precious supplies of freshly printed SCORE magazines. The cargo jets have flown to the key cities of Europe and elsewhere, just in time for impatient tit-lovers. The June 2011 SCORE is here, now at your favorite store (or get it direct and fast without leaving your bunker of bazookas at eBoobStore).
June is the edition that traditionally announces the winners of the SCORE Award contests. The voting is a combination of paper ballots, emails, on-line polls, carrier pigeons, couriers and stripper-gram messengers. I didn’t envy the voters this year. Choosing must have been mind-freezing. Who to pick? Each contestant is the cream of wonderfulness in her own individual way. This year, a relative newcomer took the Model of the Year prize. Here are the complete results. Congratulations to the winners. But you know, every girl in SCORE is a winner on film and in life. There are no losers among SCORE Girls.
Model of the Year
Eva Notty Winner
Minka 1st Runner-up
Karina Hart 2nd Runner-up
Christy Marks 3rd Runner-up
Newcomer of the Year
Miosotis Winner
Kelly Christiansen 1st Runner-up
Karla James 2nd Runner-up
Kaytee Carter 3rd Runner-up
