Rene Love makes her SCORELANDdebut Monday and Tuesday. This is good news for those of you who are getting the late-Sunday blahs and are thinking, “Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.” It’s bad news for me because I was hoping to keep her to myself. Elliot keeps ragging on me because he thinks I’ve fallen in love with Rene. “Love” is a strong word, but the girl does have J-cup naturals and is as cute as can be. Besides, sometimes guys confuse “love” with “lust.” That might be true, but I’m not confused about Rene’s tits.
This photo is so spectacular, I don’t know what to say, so I won’t say much. I don’t even know what the rest of the photos look like because I couldn’t get past the cleavage shots. No wonder Micky Bells is the Queen of Cleavage. And if you need more clues, check her out today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. Amazing.
On another topic, I’ve been teasing the July ’13 issue of SCORE for a while. Well, some people have already received their subscription copies, it just might be at your local magazine seller right now and the digital version will be available at eBoobStore.com in about a week. A lot of you have been asking what it’s all about, but rather than give my version, I’m going to pass along a reader’s review of the issue that showed up in my email on Friday.
Ed from Des Moines, Iowa writes: “A pretty decently thick magazine and perfect bound instead of saddle stitched. I normally dislike the rehash magazines, but this one was pretty good, even touching upon some of the history of SCORE.
“I think I must have been more of a V-mag and NN subscriber in the 90s, and I came from subscribing to Gent first. I didn’t really care much for the fake-breasted strippers in the 90s, but then at some point, I realized that the little flat-chested girls I was seeing in NN wasn’t doing anything for me so I transferred that subscription to SCORE and have subscribed to both of the big-tit magazines since.
“Normal current issues of SCORE seem to feature more beautiful naturals…So funny that the COLLECTOR’S issue has some of those November 2009 photos of Faith. I was just looking through that issue and was kinda stuck on a few of the stunning pictures…and, yes, she does spread in that layout… yet she looks like such a voluptuous goddess.
“Anyway… thanks… take care… keep up the great work.”
There’s a new product hitting the shelves of beauty stores. It’s called “Boob Glue By Dawn Jackson.”
Boob Glue?
You may be as puzzled by this as I am. From what I’ve read, the glue is applied between or around the underside of the breasts, which are then inserted into the bra to kind of bond them into position.
The CEO of the company claims the glue’s effect will eliminate sagging, jiggling and bulging, underarm bulge, the dreaded “Quadra boob” and other breasty issues that women have to deal with, sometimes with tape or special bra inserts.
She calls it a “Boob Job in a Bottle” and “Your Girl’s Breast Friend.”
I’ll be looking for a video demonstration of this product one of these days because I can’t visualize how it is applied.
Guys don’t have problems like this with their dicks. But if we did, someone might come up with a glue for it. That’s good, old American know-how.
She comes from a city in the Ukraine whose name I couldn’t even begin to pronounce. All I know is that it has a lot of Ps and Rs in it and some Ks and Vs, too. She will turn 20 the day before Christmas. She speaks very little English. To tell you the truth, I don’t know if she speaks any. I’m guessing she doesn’t speak much, judging by the writing on the Model Info sheet she filled out for us.
But she has these (see below). And she’s coming to SCORELAND next month. Now that should brighten up your day! It did mine.
A sneak peek at Anya. I discovered this photo by accident while looking through Elliot's SCORELAND folder for December.
By the way, did anyone see what Mariah Carey wore at the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting? Mariah once got insulted because Howard Stern, the radio personality, told her she dressed like a stripper. Well, at 42 years old, Mariah is still dressing like a stripper. But get this: There’s an on-line poll that asks, “Was Mariah Carey’s outfit too low-cut for a family friendly event?” And so far, 57% have said yes! Are you kidding me? Do a Google search for the photo and get back to me. I think if Mariah hadn’t wasted her talents on a singing career, she could have been a great fuck star. But I’m sure she’d be insulted by me saying that.
Perhaps Elliot meant to do this when he put together the XLGirls.com schedule of postings, but this has turned out to be Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com.
Wait a second…what did I just say? Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com? Isn’t every week Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com?
Well, yeah, I guess it is. But here’s the thing: You know how sometimes different things catch your eye? Sometimes I’ll look at a photo set and think, “Wow! Look at the rack on that girl!” Sometimes I’ll think, “Wow! Look at the nipples on that girl!” But when I looked at the set of Nikki Smith that went up on Monday, I thought, “Wow! Look at the cleavage on that girl!” And I thought the same thing when looking at today’s photos of Joanna Lake and tomorrow’s photos of Renee Ross.
Tits were a great invention, but tits come naturally. Whoever came up with the idea of cleavage is a genius. But the person who convinced women that it’s okay to show their cleavage in public is either the smartest or the smoothest person in the history of the world.
I think I’ve said this before, but I haven’t said it in a long time. Let’s say you’re a pussy guy. Pussy is the thing you most want to fuck. And let’s say women were walking around in public with their pussies out…No way, right? It could never happen.
Or let’s say you’re an ass man. Ass is the thing you most want to fuck. And women were walking around in public with their asses out…No way, right? It could never happen.
But you’re a boob man. And cleavage is the thing you most want to fuck. And women are walking around all the time showing their cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran out of exclamation points there. Maybe Maria has some I can borrow.
Melissa Manning: Sweater No. 1 from today's new photo set.
Melissa Manning in Sweater No. 2 from today's new photo set.
We just finished putting together a special sweater pictorial for SCORE magazine, and I wrote: “When the weather outside is frightful, it’s important to keep your extremities–meaning your hands, feet and face–warm and covered. But if the busty girl in your life asks, you can tell her THERE IS NO HARM IN EXPOSING YOUR CLEAVAGE TO THE ELEMENTS as long as her extremities are covered.”
There is, as far as I know, no scientific evidence to back up what I wrote. I do know, however, that one day several years ago, I walked into an ice hockey rink that was very, very cold and saw a busty girlfriend of one of the players on my team wearing a wool sweater…but the wool sweater was very low cut. Yep, there she was, standing in an ice hockey rink where it was practically freezing, and her cleavage was 80% exposed. But–and this is the important point–the sweater had long sleeves and she was wearing gloves and she WASN’T shivering.
All this comes to mind because a brand-new photo set of bustier-than-ever (and bustier-than-even-she-thought-she-was) Melissa Manning goes up today at SCORELAND, and a matching video on Monday and it just so happens that she’s wearing a sweater or two. And, wouldn’t you know it, it’s already mid-October, and the weather has already dipped below freezing in many parts of the world. Before you know it, the sweaters are going to start coming out.
But, as I pointed out, that doesn’t mean the tits have to go inside.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys wouldn’t mind looking at pictures of girls in sweaters even if it were 100 degrees outside. But it’s not, and the new set of Melissa is all the excuse I needed..
This sweater is not appropriate winter wear. If I saw Karina wearing it, I would insist that she take it off.
Karen Fisher came to work like this. That's why at her place of business, nobody takes sick days, even during flu season.
If you ever find yourself out in a blizzard and run into Beshine, duck under her tits and you'll keep warm and dry.
Gya Roberts is almost ready to go outside in the cold. For some reason, this photo reminds me of the reader who wrote in to tell us that he wants to see girls with cum all over their sweaters.
Shyla Shy doesn't have to worry about the cold because even though her tits are exposed, her arms are covered. I do, however, recommend gloves.
Gya Roberts with a pool cue. Gya wishes it was a cock, and I'm sure the pool cue wishes it were a cock, too.
I just finished watching Gya Roberts‘ video that went up today at SCORELAND. If memory serves, there was a pool table involved, but all I remember is, in order of appearance:
1. A low-cut, red sweater.
2. Cleavage.
3. Self-sucking.
4. Finger jamming of the pussy.
5. A lot of filthy fuck talk.
And, with this video, Gya Roberts officially moves to the top of my list of “Girls Who I Can’t Believe Have Never Done Hardcore.” Fortunately, Angela White used to be at the top of that list, and I say fortunately because she has now done hardcore, and I’m hoping Gya one day will, too.
Although, if she doesn’t, it really won’t matter much. I can’t imagine anything being hotter than Gya’s tits-in-your-face, pussy-in-your-face, ass-in-your-face, nipples-in-her-mouth, pool-cue-humping, frigging-her-pussy-til-the-cunt-cream-comes-out scene today.
Gya can really be a filthy, dirty slut, and I mean that with the utmost respect.
Gya talks about her pussy a lot. I’ve never seen a girl with so much to say about her own pussy.
And (by the way) she has slimmed down from the first time we shot her in 2011 and is now a true SCORE/Voluptuous crossover model.
Gya Roberts. What a slut goddess
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This week at SCORELAND:
Wednesday: Maria with bustier-than-ever Melissa Manning in The Greatest Blog Video Ever.
Why is Sharday wearing this too-tight, too-small bra? Because we asked her to.
I’m just wondering…us guys…do we just not get it?
Or is it women that just don’t get it?
“Why don’t you write about tight bras?” Maria yelled out to me a little while ago.
“You mean that when a woman is wearing a tight bra, she’s trying to hide her boobs?”
Maria looked at me like I was crazy. I don’t think I’m crazy. I think I’m right about this.
“Women do not wear tight bras to hide their boobs,” Maria said.
“Then why do they wear them?” I asked.
“Why would a woman intentionally wear a bra that makes it look like she has four boobs?” Maria said. “Most women wear tight bras beause their boobs have gone saggy and they’re trying to lift then and bring them back to attention, but gravity has taken its toll on their titties, so their draggy titties need to be in a full-support bra. These demi-cup, too-tight bras…all they do is make a woman look like she has four titties.”
“I disagree,” I said, but by this time, Maria was on a roll.
“She’s not trying to hide those tits in a tiny bra,” she said. “That’s like trying to hide a 500-pound man behind little tiny rocks. If she wanted to hide her big boobs, she’d put them in a big bra.”
Ah-ha! That’s where I thought I had her.
“A big bra is going to make boobs look bigger under a shirt,” I said.
“The big bra is going to make them look full but contained,” Maria retorted.
So I thought about this. Is Maria right? Are girls who wear too-tight bras trying to make up for saggy tits?
Well, there’s a girl who works at a kiosk in a nearby mall. She’s short and stacked. Very stacked. She wears too-tight bras all the time, and I was convinced for the longest time that she was wearing too-tight bras to hide the fact that she has big tits (something my boob radar detected the first second I saw her).
But then, one day, I saw her wearing a T-shirt that said, “My eyes are up here.” That T-shirt is basically code for, “Look at my tits.” (I don’t think even Maria will disagree with that assessment). Another time, she was wearing a T-shirt that said, “Look but don’t touch,” which, of course, means, “Look at my big tits.” So this too-tight-bra wearing MKG (Mall Kiosk Girl) is obviously not trying to hide her tits.
But does that mean she has saggy tits? Damn, I hope not. I think she has huge tits and is proud of them…but not so proud of them that she wants to cause a scene every time she goes out in public.
Here at SCORELAND, we sometimes put girls in too-tight bras because we like to watch their cleavage spill all over the place. But when we want them to look good in sweaters, we dress their tits in properly-fitted bras. Why? Because if you put a girl in a too-tight bra then have her wear something over it, like a sweater or a T-shirt, she looks less busty. Because too-tight bras mash down big tits. When you mash something, it gets flatter and looks smaller. Then, if the girl wears a dark shirt, you can barely tell she has tits at all. Unless you have boob radar.
Go ahead, Maria. Disagree with me. But it’s one thing to have read the owner’s manual. It’s another thing to have written it.
