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Tits…IN YOUR FACE! Pt. 2

August 22, 2012 by Maria

A while ago I told you guys how much I love one of our signature shots…

the one where a model’s tits appear to be right in your face.

I appropriately called that blog, Tits…IN YOUR FACE!

Well, since then, I have been collecting my favorite in your face shots.

I want to state here that there is nothing better than tits in your face. I mean, you can try and come up with something better. I will give you a moment to digest what I just said.

Sure, some of you are going to say pussy. Okay, sure, pussy is awesome and having one in your face might be great, but if some random woman came up to you and put her pussy in your face, it wouldn’t be that awesome. It might not be the kind of pussy you like. It might be a furry pussy when you prefer your box bald. There are a lot of factors that make pussy, random pussy, in your face not as palatable as tits. Now, if a random, stacked woman walked up to you on the street and said, “Hey! How are you doing, cowboy?” and then she proceeded to whip her jugs out and put them in your face…well, I don’t care what kind of tits you like, in that moment those tits in your face would be the best thing ever.

There is no way that tits in your face would ever be un-awesome. It just doesn’t compute. Plus, if you ask me, these tits in your face showcase the fine details of these hotties’ tits that make each of them unique like snowflakes. In the tits in your face shots, you get to see the veins, the outline of the areolae, the way a nipple puckers up when it’s hard. All of those details are what make being that close to a woman’s tits amazing.

So take a moment to click on each pic above and let it get nice and big on your screen and then revel in the fact that here at SCORELAND, we put tits in your face all the time.

We know…you love us for it. It’s all in a day’s work!

xoxo

Maria

 

 

Boobs so big, they completely engulf the Johnson!

August 10, 2012 by Elliot James

 

No one is better at the art of tit-fucking than the girls of SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls.

They have the skills and the sheer cubic inches to be the best.

And some of them can completely engulf the wood with their mammary massagers.

They are magicians. They can make your rod disappear!

A fine selection of talented practitioners in what’s called “Russian sex” is submitted for your approval.

I’ve never found out why it’s called Russian sex. Who’s rushin’ to get it over with?

I know it’s called “paizuri” in Japan and a “French fuck” in England.

Whatever the name, I love the game.

Tit-fucking is a specialty and no one does it better than the babes at SCORELAND.

 

Next week at SCORELAND2: A foursome, an anal first-timer, Maria Moore hardcore, black ‘n’ stacked legends and a super-natural secretary

July 21, 2012 by Dave

That's Sammie on the left, Jenny on the right

What’s SCORELAND2 all about? Well, one of the things it’s all about is $9.99 a month for photo/video updates five days a week and an archive of some of the best scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our other websites. You won’t find any new stuff at SCORELAND2 (everything is at least two years old), but you’ll find lots and lots of great big-boob stuff (solo and hardcore) to jack to. And, like I said, it’s all just $9.99.

SCORELAND2 is also about having something for every big-boob lover…a wide variety of girls and scenes…so things never get boring. I think the upcoming week at SCORELAND2 is something to get excited about on many levels.

Monday: Jenny Hill and Sammie Black, two of the great black ‘n’ stacked naturals of the 1990s, two girls whose naturals boobs are as big and floppy and pliable as any I’ve ever seen, go tit-to-tit in one of only three or four scenes they shot together. There was true chemistry between Jenny and Sammie, perhaps because when they met, it was like, “Really? There’s another girl out there who’s built like me?”

Tuesday: Maria Moore, one of the greatest plumpers ever, puts on a spectacular cleavage show then sucks and fucks in one of her earliest hardcore scenes. It’s amazing that the lucky dude who porks her wasn’t suffocated by her massive mammaries. I just checked, and according to XLGirls.com, Maria has FF-cups. No fuckin’ way. They’re much bigger.

If all secretaries looked like Michelle May, executives' marriages would last about two weeks.

Wednesday: Michelle May, during her first visit to our studio, as a super-stacked secretary. Cleavage pouring out of a top as she sits as her desk. Amazing shots looking up at her soft, plush, firm rack. What a view!

Jayden Prescott on her first day of nude modeling, ever. Back home: her loving husband.

Thursday: Jayden Prescott, slim ‘n’ stacked reader’s wife, a girl we first introduced on the Blog on October 1, 2009, a girl who had never posed nude or even been a stripper, does the thing that made her so special: First day in the studio, she not only fucks a total stranger, she takes his cock in her tight little ass. Jayden’s a little lady, and to this day, I still don’t know how she fit that cock in her butthole. First time out of the box, first time in the box.

Friday: Christy Marks and Terry Nova in their barnside four-way with two dudes from Busty Riding Academy. I was in Hungary during that shoot, but I wasn’t at the stable that day. Unlucky me, I was watching Jasmine Black, Melissa Mandlkova and Kristy Klenot splash water all over each other and have a catfight. I know, tough job.

And so completes a great (but typical) week at SCORELAND2: super-naturals in girl-girl action, a great plumper fucking, a stacked girl-next-door putting on an amazing tit show, a reader’s wife taking it up the ass and two of the most-popular naturals ever in four-way hardcore action.

That’s a lot to look forward to. And did I mention? Just $9.99.

 

 

 

 

Do you have busty girl problems? Good.

June 9, 2012 by Maria

Christy Marks is not wearing her seat belt and that's because she probably knows that it will be all over her tits and on her neck if she does. Even the guy in the back seat looks like he is wondering about how she is going to put it on over that rack.

There are some blogs that only I can write. Not to say that Elliot and Dave aren’t entertaining, I am just saying that they are not, er, equipped to write about certain things.

Things like busty girl problems.

Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh are hanging out and you know what Morgan is looking at? Summer's tits busting out of her button-up top, that's what.

What are busty girl problems? They are a series of things that we stacked ladies suffer from day to day because we have big tits. These things don’t happen to our smaller-chested (read: Tiny-titted) friends. Oh, no. They only happen to us. And busty girls everywhere go through these situations and moments. It’s things like this that sort of serve as an initiation to life with big tits.

I used to think that these problems were bad until I started working for a big-tit mag and websites and I realized that guys dig them. For example, I used to think that losing something down my bra like an earring or sandwich crumbs and having to fish them out in public was awful. Now I understand that guys might like to see me with my hand down my shirt, searching through my cleavage. lol

The following are a list of busty girl problems that ladies with big tits encounter.

5) Seat belts: Seat belts are designed with flat-chested people in mind. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a busty crash test dummy. The answer to that question is NEVER. When girls with big tits try to employ some safety when they drive, what happens is the seat belt ends up lying off to the side of our breasts or choking us. But hey, when a cop pulls us over, our tits are on display in a big way…often with a belt underneath them hoisting them further into our chin area. Busty girl problem Yes. Big-tit lover win? Definitely.

Angela White is washing dishes and when she is done, her tits will be wet, I promise.

4) Tits on the table: Manners dictate that one should never rest their elbows on the table during a meal, however, what about your tits? Because sometimes I will sit at a high table and when I try to scoot up to eat or drink, my breasts crash into the table, squishing me and making my cleavage a net for everything and anything that can and will fall down there during the course of the meal. The solution to this is to rest most of my breasts on the table. I call this the tit platter because essentially my entire rack is on the table. This is a serious busty girl problem. But guys seem to like it. It’s like a big tit buffet. A rack of lamb, minus the lamb.

3) Button-up tops: Every big-breasted woman will tell you about her various attempts at fitting into something with buttons on the front and the epic number of times that it has not worked out in her favor. The truth is that button-up shirts and sweaters are not our friends. They will never fit. They will never drape the right away. Never. If you see a chesty chick with a button-up that looks like it fits properly, chances are that inside her top there are brave, mighty safety pins holding her tits hostage in there.  Every busty woman with a button-up top on will always be one deep breath away from busting her shirt open for all the world to witness her giant knockers. A busty girl problem for sure. A problem for guys who love big tits? Not so much.

2) Wet tits in the kitchen: Inevitably, whenever a lady with big knockers does dishes, her tits are going to get wet.  This is because her tits serve as a buffer between the water and, well, pretty much everything else. There has never been a time when, while doing dishes, I have finished and been dry. What usually happens is that I end up looking like I am in involved in some sort of wet T-shirt contest in my kitchen. This is a problem for me. However, my dinner guests usually enjoy my drippy, see-through top.

1) Uncontrollable Jiggling: Jiggling…it happens. No matter what busty gals do (running, walking, sitting on a plane with turbulence, riding on a roller coaster, going over speed bumps in a car, going up the stairs, etc.), our jugs are going to jiggle. It is gravity. It is inevitable. It is a busty girl problem. Even when we consciously try to avoid jiggling, it cannot be helped. Sure, we wear bras to strap these puppies down, but the jiggling still happens. Sometimes, we jiggle just because we giggle. Yep, a healthy case of LOLs can bring about a breast earthquake that sets our tatas undulating. We try to keep our tits in check, but most men will agree that seeing a busty babe jiggling in their direction is a good thing. Heck, it’s a GREAT thing.

Hence, (I love saying that because it makes my findings sound more scientific.) busty girl problems are only problems to busty girls. Most men will agree that they are actually pluses and not problems. Perks of having a big set of perkies, if you will.

What do you think?

xoxo,

Maria

 

Today is Michelle May Day at SCORELAND!

May 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?

“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).

I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.

Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”

The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”

That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”

It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”

Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?

Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.

See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.

See you again, Michelle.

Today’s birthdays: Terry Nova and Yanine Diaz.

 

Yanine born May 15.

Today is Terry's B-Day.

 

 

 

Bigger cleavage, more confidence! This is a news alert?

April 8, 2012 by Elliot James

A team at Manchester University led by Professor Geoff Beattie is trying to scientifically prove that a woman’s self-confidence increases when she wears a cleavage-boosting brassiere. Hell, I’ve been telling girls that for years.

The scientists claim that they’ve established this connection. I’m all for studies like this in the name of boobology. I’m sure those scientists couldn’t wait to get their hands on the data.

This is what they did at the university:

They shot 60 videos of women from 20 to 55 years old in three different everyday interactions.

The videos of the women wearing push-up bras were compared to videos of them wearing their own bras.

Professor Beattie and crew studied what they call the three key “micro-behaviors” associated with confidence and observed how many times they happened.

The three micro-behaviors they looked for were smiling (good), breaking eye contact (bad) and “self-comforting hand movements” such as stroking the chin (bad).

The push-up bra results:

Smiling increased by 73% when the women were wearing a push-up bra.

Breaking eye contact, a negative behavior, decreased by 41%.

Self-comforting hand movements, a sign of low self-confidence, decreased by 64%.

Summing up, the scientists claim that women with more prominent cleavage were more likely to maintain eye contact and show more self-confidence in public.

Still, I have to wonder about this study. It was commissioned by Gossard. The lingerie company is releasing a new push-up bra called “The Super Egoboost.”

They could have just come over to the SCORE building, and we would have answered all of their questions.

One sure result of more women wearing push-up bras would be 75 to 100% more guys smiling.

Is it true that Sophie Mae has no self-confidence problems since she started wearing push-up bras?

 

At SCORELAND, every day is National Cleavage Day!

March 30, 2012 by Dave

I'm spending "National Cleavage Day" with Leanne Crow. How do you like dem apples?

Every day is cleavage day for newcomer Melissa Manning

Today is “National Cleavage Day.” Yep, there is such a thing, and it’s today, March 30, 2012. It’s the creation of the bra maker Wonderbra, which celebrated the event by sending out what The Sun newspaper called “a harem of scantily-clad women” down Oxford Street in London wearing just their bras and panties. I’m sure that right this very second, you’re getting ready to “Google” photos of the event, but don’t waste your time. I checked out the photos, and there isn’t a big-buster in the bunch. I mean, there they are in London, England, home of Linsey Dawn McKenzie and more big-titted naturals than I could name, and they couldn’t find some girls with real, big racks to celebrate “National Cleavage Day”?

Wonderbra also released its “Celebrity Cleavage Top 10,” and the only women on the list with anything close to a big rack are Kim Kardashian and Marilyn Monroe. Some actress or model I’d never heard of named Lara Stone made the list. I “Googled” her and…no, no, no! Christina Hendricks of Mad Men did not make the list. Are these people blind?

Anyway, it’s pretty clear to me that the mainstream media and Wonderbra know nothing about big tits. Now, I have nothing against the idea of “National Cleavage Day,” but if you’re going to celebrate it, celebrate it right.

In other words, spend it at SCORELAND.

 

Letting you know about the new, stacked, natural girls…THAT’S what friend are for

March 21, 2012 by Dave

Good golly Miss Molly!

I would like to take this opportunity to use the SCORELAND Blog for my own, personal purposes. Today, I am going to yell at Elliot and Maria. Ready? Here goes:

ELLIOT! MARIA! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT MOLLY HOWARD?

There are times when I’m so busy keeping track of the SCORE Girls for the magazine and the mature women for 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com (and the exciting new big-tit website that’s coming very soon) that I don’t notice who’s in the studio on non-SCORE Girl, non-MILF days. And I admit: When a fresh, new, big set of tits is in the building, my boob radar should go off immediately. But in this case, I’m not to blame. You see, Molly was in our studio during the first week of January, and I was off during the first week of January. SO IT’S NOT MY FAULT!

So, here’s what should have happened. On the Monday I got back, Elliot or Maria (LISTEN UP!) should have said, “Dave, you have to check out the photos of the new 20-YEAR-OLD, SHORT ‘N’ STACKED, DDD-CUP NATURAL who was in last week.”

But that didn’t happen, so when Molly’s first solo (then boy-girl) photos went up at XLGirls.com, it was news to me. Good news, but news nonetheless. And today, there’s more Molly going up at XLGirls.com, and as Albert Einstein, noted genius and boob lover, would have said upon seeing her cleavage, HOLY SHIT!

Molly is from Central Florida. She measures 48-31-35. She used to be a cheerleader (the thought of her bouncing up and down is mindboggling), and as she proved to Maria in an interview on XLGirls.com, she’s very flexible.

She has braces, too. Braces and big tits. A rare combination. So rare that you’d think Elliot or Maria or both would have told me about her. But they didn’t. I had to find her for myself. Good thing for them, I’m very forgiving.

And now, one of the greatest displays of cleavage in the history of the world…

February 6, 2012 by Dave

I didn’t think anything could take my mind off the Super Bowl. But then I saw the photo set of Micky Bells that’s posting today at SCORELAND (with the video to follow tomorrow).

There are football games, and then there are football games.

There’s cleavage, and then there’s cleavage.

Micky Bells has more cleavage than 99.999% of the women in the world have total tits. Micky Bells is the Cleavage MVP. Micky Bells’ cleavage can almost make me stop thinking about the Super Bowl.

Almost.