Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.
I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.
I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.
My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.
Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.
If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.
By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.
The digital issue of January 2012 SCORE is available as a free download for SCORELAND members.
The 2011 Holiday season is upon us, and the promise of presents has us all in a fine frenzy.
For most of us, Christmas presents include power tools for him, power tools for her (AKA vibrators) and all sorts of gadgetry. And topping everyone’s gadgetry wish list this year are tablets and iPads, of course. Why? Because they are awesome and portable and allow you to do all sorts of amazing things on the go. And you can read all sorts of things…
THINGS LIKE THE NEW, AWESOME DIGITAL MAGAZINES AVAILABLE AT THE EBOOBSTORE!!!!
Sorry, I get excited about technological advances that allow you to get more big boobs on your computer devices.
That’s right. Now you can download digital versions of SCORE and Voluptuous magazines right to your tablet, iPad, Computer, MAC, iPod, Smartphone, PC and MAC. No more waiting for your issue to arrive via the mail. Now you get a whole jack mag for you to take with you where ever you go. Discreet and convenient. Big tits right in the palm of your hand. Literally. (With your dick in your other palm.) All the photos in HD and you can zoom in on each one. Doesn’t that sound nice? We think so.
The mags are available via the eBoobStore for only $8.99 and can be downloaded or viewed as a PDF flipbook.
But wait…THERE’S MORE!
Tits, er, ’tis the season for giving…so we are giving SCORELAND members a freebie. A FREE GIFT for your package!
SCORELAND members can download the digital issue of January 2012 issue SCORE for FREE! Just head over to the members area and click the Digital Magazines banner at the top of the page.
We know, we know….you’re overcome with gratitude. Go ahead and take your gratitude and your free digital mag and overcum in some private place, guys.
German adult star and Big Brother celeb Annina goes the fetish look in this photo shoot from the November ’11 SCORE now online at SCORELAND, and it works. Annina even has those nasty facial expressions down, like she savors whipping male butts. And she fills out that domme costume beautifully.
Annina looks like she actually could be a rough and mean dominatrix and ballbuster, although she didn’t, uh, strike me as the type when I met her. I interviewed Annina a few years ago, and she’s very sweet and friendly. (With a body that doesn’t stop.) In fact, it was one of the best interviews I ever did. Then again, cherubic-looking Aileen Ghettman is a real dominatrix, and you’d never know it by looking at her.
I heard that a few months ago, Annina lived on a pig farm in mud and muck for four days for a German reality TV show called The Animal In Me and later generously donated her 5,000 Euro prize for winning to PETA. That doesn’t surprise me.
Hopefully, we can get back to Germany in the near future and shoot new videos and pictorials of Annina and a few more German bra-busters who have uplifted my spirits the past several years. I really enjoyed watching Annina fuck.
Annina’s scene with Shane Diesel, her first and only interracial, is included in the DVD Busty Cock Worshippers 2.
Our eBoobStore sale ends tomorrow. There’s not much time left to take advantage of this deeply discounted offer.
Get your hands on some of our best DVDs at unbeatable prices. Titles like Busty Riding Academy with Christy Marks and Karina Hart and My Big Plump Wedding starring Renee Ross and Samantha, plus Big Tit A-List, Karina Hart As You Wish, Rack-O-Rama in 3D, Big Boob Paradise, Tits On Tops and Pounding The Pledges. DVDs packed with busty stars and hot action that you’ll watch for years to come.
Check out the entire list of 50, and order your picks while there’s still time.
Summer’s ending and, unfortunately, so is this hot sale.
Kaytee Carter grew up a country girl in the great state of Oregon. She talked about her upbringing in a SCORELAND interview.
“My father was a hops farmer,” she said. “I grew up on a farm. Working the fields, driving the truck. Three-thousand acres of hops!”
So wow! A real farmer’s daughter! Right here at SCORELAND. That info inspired a photo set and this cover of the August ’11 Voluptuous, an issue still on-sale in our eBoobStore (a few copies remain in stock). The photo set posted on SCORELAND last week week. Check it out with thoughts of pitching hay alongside Kaytee.
Farm life. There are advantages.
I used to wonder: Is the farm girl fantasy true? Do farm girls grab their boyfriends and throw them down in the barn after a hard day at work? Their fingers are adept at milking cows. What else do those farm-girl fingers milk? Yeah, I know, it’s all machines milking cows these days. And their fathers. Would they actually fill your ass with buckshot if they caught you being milked by their daughters on a pile of hay? What do I know? I grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard, not exactly a reality series, and I went to a real farm maybe four times in my life.
Still, it’s nice to mull over these thoughts with Kaytee, a real-life farmer’s daughter.
All holidays must end, even for busty SCORE babes. It’s been a blast hanging out with Leanne Crow in St. Maarten while she played and partied with her chesty chums Michelle Bond, Angela White, Maggie Green and Charley Green in Leanne’s Stacked Summer. Now it’s time for Leanne to catch her plane back ‘cross the Big Pond. But first, Miss Crow has look her bustiest and sexiest and have all eyes on her when she strolls though the airport and boards Flight 34J to London. You have a first-class ticket to a happy seat right upfront while Leanne takes a nice, refreshing bath and then changes into an outfit that will decorate that luscious 44-28-36 bod. See it all when Leanne’s Stacked Summer rolls today at SCORELAND. Good times! Check out the trailer and get it on DVD at eBoobStore.
Check your favorite rack for the new edition of SCORE.
The Who’s Who’s in the July ’11 SCORE, now on-sale at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com.
Israeli bra-buster Eden Mor goes slim ‘n’ stacked.
Ukrainian marvel Valory Irene practically naked in super-skimpy lingerie.
Germany’s Beshine stretches out tops to an impossible degree.
Romania’s Arianna Sinn loves vintage lingerie.
England’s Robyn Alexandra goes bikini.
California girl Daylene Rio is a sucker for lollipops.
Florida freshman Natasha Dulce is interviewed.
Florida MILF Angelina Verdi fits boner into her throat, pussy and butthole.
Oregon’s Karen Fisher is back and bangalicious.
This issue’s DVD Pick is Christy Marks Fuckin’ Filled.
A free SCORE DVD is included at most stores. Because we’re generous guys and girls. (Anita Agni All The Way, a XXX DVD in most editions and Toys For Tits, an R-Rated DVD in some areas.)
A big birthday weekend shout to Summer Sinn (April 23), Ava Lustra (April 24) and Charlee Chase (April 26). Charlee is back at SCOREVideos.com on May 13 with a new XXX scene, and she gets a creampie instead of a birthday cake. It’s Charlee’s first SCORE scene since the movie My Boob Heaven.
Resistance is futile when Kaytee Carter is a beacon of beautiful bustiness on the racks of your local newsstand or magazine store. March ’11 SCORE is Kaytee’s second cover issue. Her first cover was her debut, May ’10. Featured this edition is Nadia Night, Mianna Thomas, Jenna Valentine, Morgan Leigh (centerfold), newcomer Gigi St. Claire, Chica XXX, Kelly Christiansen XXX and, of course, Kaytee in a supersexy seven page pictorial. A lineup of girls that really pack a wallop. Busty Cock Worshippers 2 is the DVD Pick of the Month and Scorecard is packed with reader letters and pix. Dave has a new magazine contest going, “SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals.” Readers can also enter to win Kelly’s autographed bra on page 22. Better than winning a flat-screen TV, in my opinion. A bonus DVD is also included in the bag with the mag in most, but all, areas. Because we’re very generous people and have been since adolescence. Which most of us are still in.
If your local mentertainment emporium doesn’t carry SCORE for some insane reason, let us know at Scorecard@scoregroup.com and we’ll get right on it. Or get a copy swiftly and painlessly from the eBoobStore without having to actually walk or drive anywhere. And there’s a third option. Get the digital version at the Virtual Newsstand. It’s an exact copy of the newsstand magazine. Except you can’t hold it in your hands. Or you can subscribe now and get 18 issues for the price of 12. Call 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada. (Elsewhere: 001-305-662-5959)
You see, we’re not letting anyone off the hook here. You’ll thank us later.
