Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?
February '11
Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.
February '11
Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.
XL Girls
XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.
The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.
Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.
So this is Christmas. And what have you done? We have a suggestion. Treat yourself to the kind of gifts you’ll thank yourself for. The print version of our Holiday 2010 DVD catalog has rolled out to mailboxes. Looks good, yeah? We make these catalogs with the same love and care we feel making the magazines. If you don’t get the print catalog and do your shopping on-line, no worries. We’ve made a 64 page digital flip-book version also. Just click and you’re inside where you can flip out over all the must-have DVDs, from big-boobs to MILFs to teens and more. See a DVD you want? Click on the copy block and you’re inside the eBoobStore where you can check out the video trailer and read the synopsis, then make your ordering decision. And deal$? We got ’em. If we made it any easier, your click-finger would be getting no exercise at all.
The elections may be over in the States but not the erections, and all our votes went to our great boobernatorial candidate, Arianna Sinn. She promises a lot and she delivers. We celebrate with a new DVD now at the eBoobStore.com, simply titled Busty Arianna. Packed with the awesomely ripe wonderfulness that is Arianna, Romanian G-Bomb. Play the trailer and read the detailed disc description at the Store, then get your copy today. Whoever said “less is more” never made videos with big-boobed, great-looking girls. Arianna is ready, eager and hot to be an international SCORE superstar, and this is her breakout DVD. She is a real sweetheart and every SCORE and V-Girl who spends time with her will agree. And her voice alone is hypnotic.
Minka lives in Vegas but Miami Beach suits her too.
On Tiger Woods: “Look at Tiger Woods! It doesn’t matter how much money a man has, his brain is not up HERE. A man’s brain is down THERE. ”
On competitive tennis: “Last year when I was at the National Games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!’ And in the final game, they looked at me like they thought they were better than me, and I said, ‘You look at my boobs. You wish you had my boobs. Now I’m going to kick your ass!’ And I killed them all.”
On women in public: “Women are laughing all the time, but men love it. It doesn’t matter how old they are. The women say, ‘Oooooh, that’s disgusting.’ But I say, ‘You wish you had this.’ The men love it. What women think, I don’t care.”
This Monday, check out Minka’s SCORE interview and Miami photos. Maximum Minka on DVD is currently #14 at the eBoobStore and on the Most Watched list at SCOREOnDemand. She really can kick some ass.
What’s shaking this week at our eBoobStore.com? And who’s doing the shaking?
September 2010 Voluptuous magazine rides the top of the charts. Don’t live near a newsstand or mag shop? Get it fast from us. Natalie Fiore is the H-cup covergirl. The layouts include Mianna Thomas, Melonie Maxx, Taylor Steele, Paola Rios, Raquel Grant, Angellyne Hart, Kaytee Carter, Venice Knight and Destiny Rose. Every page is produced with love, devotion and care. Your fingers will feel it.
Check for a big back-issue blow-out sale coming soon. It will be the perfect time to fill those holes in your collection. We do it all here in the SCORE building, by the way. Just like Santa’s toy shop. The eBoobStore is a one-stop shop completely operated by us. No outsourcing to staff in other countries.
September 2010 Voluptuous: no rivals come close.
Don’t like recurring charges on your credit card? Try a new payment option for our websites. SCORE‘s new WebPASS is easy to use. Pay once, get full access to the SCORE site of your choice for one full month. Your membership ends after a month, and there is no rebilling. Join again when you’re ready. Many like recurring because of the automatic renewal so they don’t have to repeat the membership sign-up process, but some don’t like it and won’t join websites because of it. WebPASS is perfect for them. The full details are inside eBoobStore.com
Now out: the latest quarterly SCORE Videos DVD and novelty mail-order catalog in a downloadable PDF version you can save on your desktop. If you don’t get our print catalog in your regular mail, check this out. The 80-page summer 2010 catalog includes More To Fuck, Maximum Minka, Boob Science, Voluptuous Xtra 12, Best of the Boob Cruise, K-JUGS, Christy Marks’ Big Bang and the 7 hour two-disc Breast of Scoreland.
On Location Grand Bahama is fresh out on DVD. In the tradition of On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa del Sol and many other group excursions over the past two decades, Grand Bahama is a fun mix of surf, sun, boobs and babes. Starring Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Natalie Fiore and Taylor Steele. An unbeatable cast. They may have spilled more oil than British Petroleum.
1) Maximum Minka
2) More To Fuck
3) 60Plus Milfs
4) The Best of XL Xtra
5) K-Jugs 6) The Breast of SCORELAND 7) All Stacked All Natural
8) Chocolate Stuffed Milfs
9) The Breast of Stacked & Packed
10) SCORE Best of The Decade
Huge boobs and MILFs dominated in June. Several busty solo collections such as All Stacked All Natural (with Jenna Valentine) still remain strong, an example that hardcore is not the be-all, end-all these days despite all the XXX all over the place today. Continued proof that a lot of guys don’t want to see titties with hairy man-asses (a necessary evil in hardcore). Two new arrivals, Super Sized Rides #2 and Best of the Boob Cruise, are trailing the top ten.
Have a look around the eBoobStore today and check out the streaming trailers for these hot DVDs. There’s lots more to explore too. A downloadable PDF version of the newest printed catalog we mail every quarter has just been added. FYI, the eBoobStore is operated by SCORE at SCORE, not by call-center people 3000 miles away, like that huge computer company that’s made my life miserable.
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
Visit eBoobStore.com to order or phone 1-800-421-0760.
More To Fuck is the reality show that begins where all other reality shows end. There’s nothing like it. Breast-lover John is the bachelor seeking a hot girl to fulfill all of his horndog dreams, the girl who will stretch out her bras. He has to choose one of the superstars of Voluptuous magazine: Alanna Ackerman, Anna Kay, Destiny Rose, Melonie Max or Tatiana Blair. Unlike all the reality mating games on boring TV, in More To Fuck, John can test them out in XXX action before he makes his final choice, and he even lets his buddy Lucas Stone fill Alanna’s butt in a wild interracial anal scene. Now that’s a pal!
John’s treated to a girl-girl between the show’s busty host, Kaytee Carter, and Destiny (their first girl-girl), and the lucky stiff gets to play with Melonie, Anna and Tatiana, too. There are over three hours of big-boobed XXX, extras and behind-the-scenes footage and interviews.
The DVD was the brainchild of editor Dave, who got frustrated by the lack of busty babes on the TV reality show More To Love. Not only that, but the only super-busty babe on the show didn’t get picked (she came in second). More To Fuck is what happens when real boob lovers (or any heterosexual men) get together and film a reality dating show about big, beautiful women. Of course, there isn’t a lot of dating in More To Fuck. But there is a lot of fucking.
By the way, you probably didn’t realize it at the time, but Friday’s “Guess Whose Boobs” blog was meant to be a preview of More To Fuck. Now it can be revealed that Mystery Rack No. 1 belonged to Tatiana, Mystery Rack No. 2 belonged to Alanna, Mystery Rack No. 3 belonged to Kaytee and Mystery Rack No. 4 belonged to Destiny. Congratulations to Johnny for getting it right.
Get it here and see the trailer, or phone 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada.
Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.
Minka fans, this DVD is an absolute must-own, and I say that as someone who’s been with SCORE since 1993. Maximum Minka is the story of the world’s biggest-chested Asian star, beginning in 1994 and concluding with her most current vid. From her first mag cover (October ’94) through three Boob Cruises and many SCORE events and projects. Model, porn star, dancer, and a racquet-whipping tennis champion as well, Minka’s career longevity is proof of her popularity and her dedication to the world of fantasy super-boobs.
Order your copy today. You’ll want to start watching it right away. It’s over three hours with lots of new, terrific footage, including home movies and Minka on the streets of South Beach, and it’s personally hosted by Minka. This is not just a bunch of scenes on a DVD. Minka spent the day at SCORE talking about her life and career, and it’s all in here.
There are two kinds of girls in the world: those who have big boobs and those who wish they had big boobs. Kaytee Carter doesn’t have to wish for anything. She’s got it all. Massage therapists don’t come any prettier or bustier. The last time Kaytee was here, our photographer grabbed a shot of her holding up her first magazine, the May ’10 SCORE. Kaytee looks pleased with the results. It’s still available in stores (my local shop had a few left), but get it now because it’s gonna be swapped out for the June issue. If you can’t find it, no worries. The eBoobStore has it.
“It’s something completely different and out of my realm, and that’s what I like to do,” Kaytee said about being on the cover of a men’s mag that’s circulated all over the world (except for China, Antarctica and the Mid-East). “Try different things, do things that are completely out of my box.” Well said, Kaytee! We knew she was a go-getter the moment we met her.
