Eva Notty (left) and Sarah Satori, coming soon to SCORELAND…along with the dude who's behind them.
K.S. from the United Kingdom writes, “I’ve seen nearly every issue since 1997, and the Eva Notty/Sarah Satori layout (October ’11) is, hands-down, the greatest hardcore spread you’ve ever shown. Pity you had to team them up with Barry Chuckle (look him up). I’ll bet that guy thought all of his birthdays and Christmases had come at once the day of that shoot. Incidentally, I think you should do a reader poll about showing guys’ mugs in the XXX pictorials. Personally, I can do without it.”
Okay, K.S., I did look it up. Turns out that Barry Chuckle is a British comedian who’s about 38 years older than Juan Largo, the stud in the Eva/Sarah pictorial. I can see the resemblance if I squint hard enough or close my eyes.
But, anyway, back to the main point of the letter: Should we show the guys’ faces in XXX pictorials? Now, I know some of you don’t even want to see the guys’ cocks in XXX pictorials, but last time I checked, that’s impossible (or nearly impossible; see Japan). But the guys’ faces? Really?
Well, I’m not going to take this any further right now. The ball’s in your court, Blog readers. How do you feel about seeing the guys’ faces in XXX pictorials? There’s a poll off to the right. Comments will be accepted here.
Barry Chuckle. Nice. The fact is, Juan Largo happens to be a very good guy.
FYI, the Eva/Sarah three-way will be posted in October on SCORELAND.
Eva Notty. Moments after this photo was taken, she was sucking cock.
Miosotis. No bikini can contain her. But I appreciate the effort.
The poll that’s been running for a while here at the SCORELAND Blog asks, “What is your favorite piece of warm-weather clothing for a busty girl to wear in public?” Not surprisingly, the most popular answer was “Bikini top” with 42%, followed by tank top at 20%, tube top at 16%, T-shirt at 10% and halter top at 11%. I mentioned in a recent blog posting that the tube top seems to be making a comeback, and I think if we conducted this poll again in August, after you guys have experienced a summer of girls showing off their new tube tops, that 16% number would increase dramatically.
Karina Hart in a monokini. My mind is filled with monothoughts.
This is why Karla James was voted one of SCORE's 20 Greatest Naturals.
Anyway, to show my appreciation to all of you who participated in this highly scientific study, here’s a collection of bikini babes, all of whom appear in the August 2011 “Summer Sex Special” issue of SCORE. The complete sets that these pictures were taken from can also be seen at SCORELAND or XLGirls.com. Enjoy.
By the way, yes, I know, all of these swimsuits aren’t technically bikinis. Some of them are monokinis. Go tell it to the judge. Whoever he is.
Just to recap, Eva Notty has won Model of the Year, followed by Minka (1st Runner-Up), Karina Hart (2nd Runner-Up), and Christy Marks (3rd Runner-Up). This weekend, the June ’11 SCORE pictorials of Minka and Christy were published on SCORELAND. More to follow this week. Congrats again to Eva. Miosotis won Newcomer of the Year, and now-retired Nicole Peters was voted into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
K.S. notes that, “Eva Notty deserves her win for Model of the Year, and her pictorial in the awards issue proves she is the complete package. I voted for Minka, so Iwas glad to see she made first runner-up.”
Peter The Moon comments on Minka’s pictorial: “Minka, super mega-boobed wonderful girl, Love it!” while Dave comments: “Christy is as fabulous as ever. One incredible woman!”
Our pal V.L. from Brooklyn, New York writes, “I really like, love, admire and adore Miosotis’ nice, beautiful, big, huge, juicy, mouthwatering, gorgeous, luscious tits (boobs) and the rest of her nice, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, luscious, breathtaking body which is a work of art.”
No matter how you vote, online or by paper ballot from the magazine, don’t sit on the sidelines. Make your vote heard. The next contest will be here before we know it.
And happy birthday, Michelle Bond! Two covers in one year. Impressive!
The trucks have rolled across North America with their precious supplies of freshly printed SCORE magazines. The cargo jets have flown to the key cities of Europe and elsewhere, just in time for impatient tit-lovers. The June 2011 SCORE is here, now at your favorite store (or get it direct and fast without leaving your bunker of bazookas at eBoobStore).
June is the edition that traditionally announces the winners of the SCORE Award contests. The voting is a combination of paper ballots, emails, on-line polls, carrier pigeons, couriers and stripper-gram messengers. I didn’t envy the voters this year. Choosing must have been mind-freezing. Who to pick? Each contestant is the cream of wonderfulness in her own individual way. This year, a relative newcomer took the Model of the Year prize. Here are the complete results. Congratulations to the winners. But you know, every girl in SCORE is a winner on film and in life. There are no losers among SCORE Girls.
Model of the Year
Eva Notty Winner
Minka 1st Runner-up
Karina Hart 2nd Runner-up
Christy Marks 3rd Runner-up
Newcomer of the Year
Miosotis Winner
Kelly Christiansen 1st Runner-up
Karla James 2nd Runner-up
Kaytee Carter 3rd Runner-up
I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.
I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.
I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.
Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.
Fresh from unfreezing Santa Claus’s north pole on SCOREtv Holiday Edition and a P.O.V. video “Sex It To Me!’ (January 7 on SCOREVideos.com), this knockout brunette has got it all from every angle. And she’s smart, funny and sweet, too. I’m talking Eva Notty, one of the most beautiful girls to walk into the SCORE Building, from any of the niches we publish. This vid’s called “Bikini Busting Beauty And An Ocean View” and it’s airing today on SCORELAND. Ocean views are nice but they are nothing compared to the view of a bikini busting beauty. Her body is really sensational. Eva looks amazing in a bikini, which is one of the most requested outfits for a model to wear and why we have a swimsuit special edition every August. Her bikini doesn’t stay on too long. What can we say? It got too warm. Notty’s a hotty. Log in and turn on.
Fresh from SCOREtv Holiday Edition where she thawed out Santa’s frozen north pole in record time, the beautiful and bouncy Eva Notty coos and caresses her way into a SCOREVideos.com debut today. The vid is called “Sex It To Me!” When Eva shows up wearing a mesh body suit, the expectation and the build-up is so high, there might be an explosion before anything even starts. Who knows? It’s a XXX POV (Point of View) vid, shot in you-the-man style, meaning we don’t have to look at any dude’s ugly mug, just Eva’s beautiful face as she works the pole, rides and gets ridden. She coos, she moans, she makes love to the boner, she drains it dry. This is the answer to the eternal question.
What does Eva like so much about tit-fucking? “That my tits are big and they can wrap around any sized dick so it’s kinda like a peek-a-boo action. I like the cock-head coming out from between my tits, and if the cock is long enough, sometimes I can put it in my mouth and suck it.” And what’s long enough for her? “I don’t know. Not huge. It really doesn’t have to be. Most guys can probably get a tit-fuck and a blow job at the same time.” Her boobs are a target for a guy’s payload. “That’s where most guys want to come, anyway, and I’m happy to let them. Of course, my preference is that they cum on my tits, but most guys have never been with a girl with breasts as big as mine, so they like to cum all over them.”
If you’re in the SCORELAND Loyalty Program, then you probably have SCOREVideos on your queue of sites. So log into SCOREVideos tonight and have an Eva Notty time. We love her.
Blake James. A few more cup sizes and she'd be SCORE ready.
I usually don’t blog about MILFS from 40something magazine, even if they’ve got big tits. But in Blake James’ case, I’m going to make an exception and not because we’re related, at least by surname. This 40 year-old hairstylist busty hardbody from Arizona is blow-drier hot. I just saw her first videos and set at 40somethingmag.com and I’m more than impressed. They’re hardcore and besides the usual boom-boom action, there’s a pre-game interview conducted by Dave that once again raises the bar.
Between answering questions, Blake sucks on the cock of her booty call whose face I have thoughtfully obscured in this photo. And Ms. James is so smooth and natural at the blow job interview, it makes me sad that she cuts hair so far away from SCORE HQ. Why haven’t we done this before with SCORE Girls? Summer Sinn, Minka, Holly Halston, Eva Notty, Annina…they’d be great at this kind of interview. Something to think about for the future. Anyway, I recommend you check out Blake if you love sultry, well-built, middle-aged brunettes that have two ex-husbands, two kids and boff on camera. Female hairstylists and big jugs in your face just go together. Only now does television understand that with shows like Jerseylicious and Split Ends.
Ivy Dreams born Dec. 28.
Our birthday shout-out this week goes to Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Erin Ireland aka Bunny Jo Tyler (Dec. 29), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy holiday birthdays, ladies.
Perry and Andy never got to do a holiday special with girls like Stephanie Stalls and Eva Notty.
Perry Como did it. Andy Williams did it. And now that I’ve totally dated myself, I’m happy to announce that SCORELAND is doing it, too: a holiday special for all you good little boys and girls out there who have been jacking and rubbing one out to big-titted SCORE Girls all year. The SCOREtv Holiday Special goes live on SCORELAND this Wednesday, and have we got a show for you!
Boobs pouring over her holiday dress, Daylene Rio tells us the 10 things you can say during the holidays that you can’t say any other time of year.
Karen Fisher, dressed like a sexy little elf, makes a s’more on Kelly Christiansen’s chest (Karen and Kelly also have some fun under our Holiday Mistletoe on a Stick).
Somehow, my tie got caught in Eva's cleavage. I don't know how that happened.
Eva Notty plays a naughty girl who sits on Mall Santa’s lap and makes him very uncomfortable.
Valory Irene sings “Jingle Bells” with her cute Russian accent.
I get to unwrap Stephanie Stalls, who’s wearing nothing but a red ribbon. A crotchless red ribbon, by the way.
Michelle May shows how to make a big-boob martini for your holiday party. Rachel Love uses her boobs as a bottle opener. Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh make a fruit cocktail out of some lucky dude’s head.
June Summers shows off some pole-dancing tricks.
And much more. SCOREtv is usually a half-hour show, but for the holidays, it’s a one-hour-plus extravaganza packed to the gills with tits. Because, you know, we’re in the holiday spirit around here.
Oh, and like Perry and Andy, I get to sing a holiday song. Alia Janine uses her tits to jingle some bells while I sing “Jingle Bells.” If you can ignore my singing, it’s pretty entertaining. I guarantee that if Perry and Andy had to sing while Alia’s boobs were swaying in their faces, they wouldn’t have been able to do it.
All that’s missing is The Osmonds. Ah, forget the Osmonds. Marie doesn’t have big tits.
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
