It's not a stretch to think that Venera will win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
Valory Irene would love to win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year, and she might.
Voting booths are still open for the 2011 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards at SCORELAND. Since I’m the editor of SCORE, I’m always interested in how the voting by SCORELAND members compares to the voting by SCORE readers, and this year, the results (so far) have been very interesting.
For Newcomer of the Year, mag readers have had Valory Irene in the lead by a slight margin over Venera, Beshine and Leanne Crow. But in the SCORELAND voting, members have Venera with a slight lead over Leanne, Valory and Terri Jane with Beshine in fifth. Regarding Beshine, I think this probably goes to show that mag readers tend to be people who have been with us since the 1990s and experienced the super-sized era while SCORELAND members tend to be a little bit newer and favor naturals. In the combined voting, Valory and Venera have been exchanging the lead since the start, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Leanne picked up enough votes to grab the coveted crown.
For Model of the Year, SCORE readers currently have Kelly Christiansen (so much for my augmented theory) and Karla James trading the lead almost every day with Miosotis in third and Eva Notty and Karina Hart going at it for fourth. SCORELAND members have it Miosotis one, Karina two, Kelly three and Eva Notty four. I’m not surprised by this. Karla has been gaining popularity since Day One, Kelly had a great 2011 of XXX scenes (and she’s beautiful, and she’s stacked, and she has a great personality) while Miosotis…well, last year’s Newcomer of the Year defies description.
Anyway, you still have time to influence the voting and help out your favorite girl. The booths close December 30. Vote now!
Eva Notty is a hairstylist with loads of style and a bra packed with big, beautiful tits in “Fast Bangs” (from the SCORE movie Boob Science), now showing for the first time at SCORELAND.
Superwoman Mandy (Daphne Rosen) has brought her two geek creators, Dexter and Sheldon, to the Fast Bangs salon for a cut ‘n’ blow. These dudes couldn’t get laid in a cathouse, and they need all the help they can get to pop their nuts.
The two nerds cannot hook up with the ladies, a situation that Mandy wants to correct at the Fast Bangs salon with Eva’s eager help.
Mandy wants Eva to do the honors for Sheldon because she can blow and bang a man into next week. Mandy couldn’t have picked a better teacher than Eva in the art of wham-bam-boom.
A lot of the fucking and sucking is shot P.O.V., and that amps up the thermostat.
I’ve actually had hair cutters who looked and dressed as hot as Eva does, but all they gave me was the brush and a blow-off.
36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Some holiday cheer?
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
Can 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty cum from nipple play?
The belief that women can reach orgasm by breast stimulation alone is proposed by sexologists Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. Their studies indicate that 1% of women report the ability to achieve the Big O through manual stimulation of their breasts. That’s a tiny percentage. I’ve read elsewhere that it’s 2%, not much of an increase.
Female Blog readers, feel free to chime in on this. Have you had an orgasm through breast and nipple arousal alone, either by fingers, a vibrator or a breast pump?
A study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery that examined the breasts of approximately 600 women provided statistical evidence that the left breast is bigger than the right, proving that it’s totally normal for a woman’s boobs to be unequal in size. It‘s an old wives tale that if a woman‘s left breast is bigger than the right during pregnancy, she’s having a girl, and if the right is bigger, the baby will be a boy. Thanks to the Internet, those old wives have made a big contribution to misinformation.
Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.
Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.
Evolutionary psychologists, and a lot of other brainy dudes, have always theorized why we prefer women with large boobs. (Dave wrote about zoologist Desmond Morris comparing tits to asscheeks in an October 22 Blog.) Historically, large boobs are a sign of fertility. Check out any ancient statue of a fertility goddess, although none of them even come close to Leanne Crow or Jenna Valentine in sheer stacktitude. Harvard anthropologist Frank Marlowe’s study, The Nubility Hypothesis, theorizes that females evolved protruding breasts because the size and shape of breasts function as a signal of reproductive value to a man. Women with greater reproductive value are preferred by males. Upturned and pointed breasts became “sexual releasers of approach behavior for heterosexual males.” In plain Boobish, a language we are fluent in, chicks with big tits are hotter and attract more potential baby-daddies. That’s the theory, anyway. On the other side of the coin, many guys are not tit-men. Many guys are ass men, others leg men. All I can add is more study is needed. If I can get a grant from Yale, and don’t blow it at my local lap dance club in less than a week, I’ll continue the research.
Tera Cox and Gianna Rossi know that sharing is caring, especially when you are sharing a tube steak sandwich!
The say two is company and three is a crowd. We say two is XXX and three is even better XXX. Because let’s face it, having one set of tits on your dick is awesome, but how about one set on your dick AND another pair on your face?! That is awesome x 2.
And that’s why today, we are going to chat about two girls, one dude THREESOMES. (Elliot once told you that it is the ultimate male fantasy…I agree!)
Easy as E.F.E., 1-2-3! And by E.F.E., I mean Everybody Fuck Everybody, because once the action starts happenin’, that is exactly what should be going down.
However, I do want to point out that the art of the threesome is a delicate balance between fucking and lesbian action. Because there has to be just enough lady lovin’ to make it sexy, but there has to be enough hardcore dick-in-pussy-pounding to make it fantastic. For me, and this is just my threesome opinion, I like it when two women dyke it out for a little while before they attack a cock. It’s hot to see two women get themselves wet and wild first. (Because women know how to turn each other on.) And then I like to see them tag-team said dick like it’s the last stiff one on earth.
Which leads us to the Double-Chick BJ, which, in my honest opinion, is the raunchiest, horniest thing of all time. Especially when the two girls go at it at the same time! The math for this fuck-quation is something like:
(girl A x sucking dick) + (girl B x sucking balls) / (girl B x sucking dick) + (girl A x sucking balls) = Double-Chick BJ
(And you thought you would never use algebra after high school again, huh? lol)
If the Double-Chick BJ is done right, it really sets the tone for all the fuckery that follows. It makes or breaks it for me.
Other positions/actions that get honorable mention from me:
(girl A x doggie-style) + (girl A x eating out girl B) = Delicious!
and
(girl A x riding stud’s face) + (girl B x riding stud’s dick) + (girl A x girl B making out) = Ohhhhh Yeahhhhhh!
Minka is famous for her elongated nipples and other reasons.
Not every girl gets hard nipples from handling. Bailey gets ’em.
Destiny as the nipple nurse!
There’s a point to nipples. Two points, in fact. They are erogenous zones as well as the spigots of milk delivery. And they are great to look at, in an artistic sense. Plus, staring at them causes woodies.
Let’s look at the boob science behind nipples. There won’t be a quiz later. I just wholeheartedly urge that you spend some time with some fine, fine nipples and their beautiful owners this weekend: Eva Notty and Sarah Satori in a threesome at SCORELAND; Natalie Fiore and Micky Bells at XLGirls ( a must see) and Destiny Rose in her second boy-girl scene (as a nurse, naturally) at SCOREVideos.
Today in boob science:
The medical term for nipple is papilla. Teat is a word used more often for animals than humans. The word tits comes from teats, but tit usually means the entire breast, not only the nipple.
Some word scholars believe that the word nipple derived from “neb,” an Old English word for nose or beak. Others claim it’s from the German “nippel.” Not much in favor anymore, for an excellent reason, is the German “die Brustwarze,” literally “breast wart.”
“Puffy” nipples are larger than average nipples and areolae that have a domed look.
Erect nipples are caused by contracting muscles under the skin, while clit enlargement and a boner in guys is caused by blood engorgement. Cold will also contract the areolae giving them a scrunched-up look. Not all women get erect nipples when turned-on.
The average projection and size of the human female nipple is approximately 3/8″ or 10mm.
20% of women have inverted nipples.
The nipple/breast system is complex and well-designed. Each breast has approximately 20 sections called lobes that surround the nipple. Inside the lobes are smaller lobes called lobules that end in bulbs that create milk. Small tubes called ducts carry the milk to the nipples. Montgomery glands inside the areola lubricate the nipple during breast-feeding. Kristina Milan can show you exactly how this works.
Female nipples are more sensitive than male nipples because there are more nerves and nerve endings.
Male horses and rats have no nipples. They don’t miss them, either.
Today is a big day at SCORELAND. Why is it a bigger day than usual?
“Because I get to fucky-fucky with my friend,” SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty says.
“Hopefully I get to sucky-sucky,” says Sarah Satori, Eva’s very busty friend.
“Not hopefully,” Eva says. “You better!”
“You’d better share, you little cock goblin,” Sarah retorts.
And Eva says, “There’s gonna be a lot of sucking going on.”
That’s right, Blog readers. The video version of the pictorial that K.S. from the United Kingdom called “the greatest hardcore spread you’ve ever shown” goes live today at SCORELAND: 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty and newcomer Sarah Satori in a three-way with one of our studs.
In the video, you’ll find out that Eva and Sarah travel together. You’ll find out how Eva almost caused a traffic accident in San Francisco. You’ll find out about the time they first saw each other face-to-face.
“I met her in an elevator,” Eva recalled. “And she had a big old bucket of ice, and I said, ‘Sarah?'”
And Sarah says she glanced at Eva’s tits and said, “Oh, you must be here for me.”
They kiss for real. They cuddle. Eva eats Sarah’s pussy. Eva sits on Sarah’s face, then they 69.
And this is all before the cock arrives, at which point Eva sucks that cock like she’s a bobblehead doll…while she’s sitting on Sarah’s face.
As the great Dionne Warwick and friends once sang:
Keep smilin’, keep shinin’
Knowin’ you can always count on me, for sure
That’s what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I’ll be on your side forever more
That’s what friends are for
Excuse me. I have to go jack to Eva and Sarah now.
It is impossible to show a photo of a girl smothering a guy's face with her tits without showing his face. Or at least the part of it that's not smothered, in this case by Destiny Rose.
Few debates are more contentious around these parts than the one over whether we should show a guy’s face in XXX pictorials and videos…and, if we do, how often. You know, there used to be a time in XXX videos when the camera would cut to the guy’s face all the time, which could get kind of frustrating when you were just about to shoot your load, couldn’t hold back and suddenly saw the guy’s face filling the screen. This doesn’t happen anymore–at least not in SCORE Group scenes–but totally eliminating the guy from a XXX scene is just about impossible. I mean, somebody has to be fucking the girl, right?
Anyway, we recently asked, “Should we show the guys’ faces in XXX pictorials?” And your answers were:
Who cares? 28%
Only when the guy is eating pussy or sucking tits, or maybe if the girl is sitting on his face. 24%
No, never. 22%
Yes. Two people are having sex, and I want to see both of them. 14%
Yes, but we don’t need to see the guy’s face when he’s cumming. 11%
So about half of you are in favor of seeing the guy sometimes, another quarter don’t want to see him ever and 28% just don’t give a shit.
Which means we’re right back where we started.
Here are more results from recent Blog polls:
Have you ever written a letter or email to an adult magazine or website?
No, but I might one day. 40%
Yes, several times. 24%
No, and I never would. 19%
Yes, but only once. 17%
GGB three-ways are very popular with Blog readers. This one with Eva Notty and Sarah Satori goes live this week at SCORELAND (photos and video).
What’s the hottest sex position to see a big-boobed girl in?
Cowgirl 28%
Doggie 26%
Reverse cowgirl 24%
Missionary 13%
Piledriver 3%
Sideways (spoon) 6%
What is your favorite piece of warm-weather clothing for a busty girl to wear in public?
Bikini top 42%
Tank top 20%
Tube top 16%
Halter top 11%
T-shirt 10%
Of the following types of XXX scenes, which is your favorite?
Today I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about tits, because let’s face it, when am I NOT talking about tits? We were talking about our breasts. (Because girls talk about their tits allllllll the time, I promise you.) You see, she and I wear the same size bra and she was asking me if I had a strapless bra that she might borrow to wear under a dress she was going to wear to a wedding.
Now, while I had no problem sharing my underthings with my lady friend, I told her, “I have a few, but I don’t think that they will fit you the same because our boobs are shaped differently.”
To which she replied, “Hello! We are the same size.”
And I said, “It doesn’t matter, they won’t fit you.” And guess what? They didn’t.
Now, why is that? Well, it has to do with a lot of science, I assume. Weight and mass multiplied by Pi or something like that, but I like to think that the simpler way of putting it is that every pair of tits are like snowflakes…no pair is the same. Yes, just like they taught you in grade school that each snowflake had its own pattern and shape, I am telling you that each pair of tits is unique and special and unlike any other pair anywhere.
But because I am somewhat of a boob scientist, naturally I had to go to SCORELAND and find evidence to prove my theory was correct. And hey, let’s face it, if part of my job as a responsible somewhat-not-really scientific professional is to stare at tits all day until I come up with facts, I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB! 🙂 So, I checked out models with the same sized racks.
I started with F-cuppers Eva Notty and Lorna Morgan. Both of these hotties wear a 34F, but that’s about it. When it comes down to it, their breasts are completely different.
Next, I checked out G-cuppers Angela White and Angelina Castro. Sure they are both brunettes. Sure, they both wear a 36G bra. But if you take a good look at their knockers, they are nothing alike.
Then I checked out Kelly Christiansen and Christy Marks, both touting a 36H rack. Again, great tits but that’s the only thing that these pairs of titties share in common.
Now, before anyone says something about this being a natural tits vs. augmented tits issue, I am going to say right up front, it is NOT. Rather, I am talking about the way breasts look and that encompasses nipples, areolae, shape, slope, width, etc.
After reviewing these tits, I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis that each pair of tits, regardless of size, is different and unique in their own way, was proven true. And isn’t that just a delightful finding? Not only because it means that you should treat every set of hooters you see with reverence and love, but also because it serves as a reminder that there will always be uncharted titscapes out there that we have yet to discover. Yes, there will always be new and exciting boobs to seek out and expose to the world!
And isn’t that kind of variety the spice of life?
I think so! And you can trust me, because I am a scientist. (No I’m not, but I look good in a lab coat, I promise.) lol
