July 14, 2022 by Elliot James
Holly Garner can’t clean up those horny thoughts you’re thinking. She does that classic maid’s outfit supreme justice.
I’m beginning to believe every model has a French maid’s costume in her closet. This is not a complaint. I’ve been told that if I had my way, every SCORE and Voluptuous Girl would do a French maid shoot,
Dave blogged about Holly winning the SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year contest. It was by a narrow margin with Molly Evans in the mix.
“For several weeks, Holly and Molly went tit-to-tit, but when all the votes were counted, Holly took home the crown, receiving 35.16% of the votes to Molly’s 30.12%. Joslyn James and Barbie Nicole finished third and fourth,” Dave wrote.
Holly is certified to teach mathematics, physics and computer science. I feel lucky she picked modeling.
March 10, 2013 by Elliot James
Siri’s a bra-buster. Tomorrow, she’s a dust-buster.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you get to enjoy Siri dressed as a hot maid. Cosplay is always welcome, especially with a girl like Siri. (Let’s face it, there are NO girls LIKE Siri. She’s one of a kind.)
Siri joins a group of SCORE and V-Girls who kill the traditional fantasy maid’s outfit, something no real maid has ever worn unless her boss is a rich horndog and likes to watch his maid clean as he sits in an easy chair sipping a cognac. Which I would do if I had the money.
This kind of maid’s outfit is strictly for a couple’s bedroom, a fantasy photo shoot, a Halloween party or a bad British stage farce.
I wonder what Siri wears at Halloween parties. She has two belts in karate. Maybe she goes as a ninja? She’s also a Harry Potter fan. Maybe she goes as Luna Lovegood?
Siri is maid for jerking.
We’ll have to ask Siri.
December 13, 2011 by Dave
Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.
There are many costumes/scenarios SCORELAND members request that make perfect sense to me. School teacher. Who among us hasn’t had a fantasy about his busty teacher? Cheerleader. Who among us hasn’t lusted after a busty pom-pom girl? Waitress? Who among us hasn’t given a better tip to a busty, cleavage-revealing waitress for the exact-same service that a less-endowed waitress provided?
And then there’s French maid.
Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.
I understand the basic idea. You hire a housecleaner. The maid shows up at your door. She’s super-busty. She’s going around your house cleaning things, reaching, bending, getting down on her hands and knees, and by the time she leaves, you’re actually hoping she did a bad job so she’ll have to come back and do it all over again.
But French maid? Why French?
I bring this up because a new set of Jennifer Vokova goes up today at SCORELAND, and in it, she’s a French maid (mind you, Jennifer is Czech). And I love the outfit. Everything about it. I think every busty model should do a shoot in this outfit.
Which I guess answers my question, although you gotta admit, “French maid’ doesn’t naturally roll off your tongue after “school teacher, cheerleader, waitress.”
I guess it’s all about the outfit, right? Or is it just that French anything sounds good?
