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Titties: You Gotta Know When To Hold Them…

Tits…we love them. What’s not to love about those glorious orbs of flesh, eh? I know I love ’em. Hell, I even have my very own pair! 🙂

So, I get it. I understand the allure of tatas. I also understand that when a woman unleashes a set of gazongas in your general vicinity, your natural reaction is to reach out and touch someone, right? Mine, too. But I am here to tell you that there is a way to touch boobs and that there is a way NOT to touch them. I know, I know…you KNOW how to touch them. But guess what? You probably don’t.

I know…that sounds ludicrous, but you would be surprised how many women tell me that they don’t like it when their significant other fondles her funbags. Or how many models tell me that sometimes guys are a little too exuberant in their ministrations, so they don’t really want them to be touched. And when I hear that, I get sad. (I’m serious. I get a sad face.) Because I think that boobs need to be touched…the right way.

So, I am going to give you a few pointers about how to touch a woman’s breasts. If you know all this, great. But if I can help just one guy improve his tune-into-Tokyo technique, it will make my day.

First of all, don’t be too eager. If I had a quarter for every man who went straight for my tits during sexy time, I would be rich. (Maybe not rich, but I’d have a lot of arcade money, that’s for sure.) If you are with a woman with big breasts, EVERY other guy she has been with has rushed to get her tits in his hands. Here’s a hint: Take your time getting to her tits. She will be surprised and appreciative. Kiss her. Grab her ass. Pull her hair. The longer you take to feel her up, the more she will want it. And when it comes to women, you want them to want it A LOT before you give it to them.

Secondly, boobs have nerve endings and guess what? They are attached to our bodies. So, when you grab them, be gentle. Don’t go in there and grab on like you are knuckling a fastball, buddy. You should get in there and cup the underside of the breast and gently lift them a little. Kind of like you are trying to weight them with your hands. Think about a woman palming your nuts. You wouldn’t want her to go in there and squeeze them like she was trying to make lemonade, would you? Just like your balls are sensitive, breasts are, too.

Once you have your hands on them, you can squeeze and knead, but gently. If a lady wants you to give her melons a firmer grip, she will let you know, I promise.

And then there are the nipples. Nipples are the key to the promised land, if you understand how to touch them. Every woman is different. Some ladies LOVE their nipples licked, suckled, lightly pinched, bitten and pulled. Hell, some ladies can even have an orgasm from this kind of nipple play. But not all ladies like their nipples touched. Want to know how to tell what your lady likes done to her boob buttons? Here is a surefire way: ASK HER.

I promise you if you ask a woman how she likes her nipples played with, she will tell you. In fact, she will probably tell you in great detail. This works in your favor on two counts. The first is that allllllll women want to be asked their opinions. It makes them feel important. They will think that you are Don Juan Sensitivo because you ask, I can promise you this. The second, is that if you ask it, she will tell you. And if she tells you, she will cum harder. If she cums harder, you are going to cum harder, too! Women are mysterious creatures. Our bodies are all different. So asking about what makes us purr will guarantee that you will be able to make us cum. In turn, being the givers that we are, we are going to make you cum. It’s a win-win.

These are just helpful tips that I am putting out there to help you, my boob-loving buddies out. I am a chick with big boobs, trust me, I know what I am talking about. I want you guys to score with big boobed chicks and as a big-boobed chick, I want my goods handled with care. The weekend is upon us, fellas…go out there and get your hand on a pair!

xoxo,

Maria