“Hi! Can I grab your tits?”
Last week we had a very interesting poll up on the blog.
The question we asked you was, “Have you ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know (other than a hooker or stripper) and asked to feel her tits?”
Out of the 234 of you that answered, the results are as follows:
- * Yes, and she let me! = 12%
- * Yes, and she told me to get lost. = 5%
- * Yes, and she hit me. = 2%
- * Of course not. Do you think I’m crazy? = 75%
- * I didn’t ask. I just did it. = 6%
Naturally, most of you went with the, “Do you think I am crazy?” answer. Sure. Why not? It’s safe and polite and a perfectly acceptable answer. So that is all I have to say about that result.
And now I want to talk to the 12 percent of you who said, “Yes, and she let me!”
Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.
First of all, kudos to you ballsy guys out there. As a chick with big boobs, people ask me all the time if they are real and then, if they can cop a feel. I never get offended. I don’t always say yes, either. But I understand the lure of big boobs and the curiosity that they create to the average person. Most of the time, I think people ask to cop a feel just to see if they are real or what tits that big feel like. I am guilty of it, too. In fact, you can see in one of my videos with Renee Ross, whose breasts are WAY BIGGER than mine, that I ask if I can grab them. How could I not? They are fucking huge and glorious! (And she let me, too. THANK YOU, RENEE!)
I think that when you have big hooters, you kind of expect the, “Can I touch them?” moment. And like I said, I don’t always say yes, but on some occasions, I allow it. I mean, I am not talking about erotic nipple-rubbing and grabbing. I am talking about a simple cup and lift. That’s all it takes to put a smile on some lady or man’s face and I don’t think it’s dirty or raunchy. (And yes, I said lady’s face. You would be surprised how many women ask to feel me up. In fact, I am going to say that more often than not, it’s women, not men, who want to get their hands on my hoots.) But it takes a certain finesse to get me to say yes. First of all, you can’t be a drunk, sloppy mess when you ask. I am not your drunken blow-up doll fantasy. Second of all, you can’t just come up and ask that. You should build into that kind of thing with some conversation and get-to-know-you chatting. And lastly, don’t ask with your hands up and in cupping-position already. That’s presumptuous and rude. But hey, that’s just me. A lot of women I know with big boobs will offer a cup and lift to someone first, without being asked. “Do you want to touch them?” or, “Would you like to see them?” are questions that I have heard from a busty beauty or two in my lifetime.
What I want to know is, if you are one of these 12 percent of readers who answered, “Yes, and she let me!” what is your technique for getting the grope? How do you go about it? I would like to hear your stories. And I think that it is necessary that the 75 percent of our blog readers who answered, “Of course not! Do you think I’m crazy?” get as many pointers as possible. lol
Chime in, chest-grabbers! I want to hear your tit tales!
xoxo,
Maria
Tags: Cindy Cupps, groping, Poll, tit-grabbing
Categories: Confessions, Life With Big Tits, Poll, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops
I’ll be completely honest. Even knowing how that you wouldn’t take offense to my asking, I wouldn’t ask to grab your breasts. No, I’m not trying to impress you. I’m still very much a selfish pig.
No, I would ask if I could grab your hips. I would love to feel those hips of yours. The most curvy women have hips that fang from their mid-section and make your hands go nearly “horizontal,” while the majority of straight shaped women don’t.
Of course, if you want me to be completely honest, I’d ask you if I could do three things in order …
1. Put my hands on your hips
2. Pull you back into my thrusting pelivs
3. Run my hands up your sides and cup your bust
Yes, all with your clothes on … and then call it a day for my fantasy. As I said, I’m a selfish, lustful man.
In reality, I’m a career professional, and a consultant. So I don’t even look at women below their neck. Yes, even the full figured beauties I have to work with. And yes, I’ll fully admit the body is the first thing I notice about a woman in a social setting (not her face). But I keep it eye (or mouth, reading her lips) level, until she prompts me, with permission, to do otherwise.
But it’s nice to know women like you are out there, not minding to be treated like a sexual object. We’re men. We’re programmed to do so. Doesn’t mean we’re disrespectful. In fact, only 6% of the remaining 25% did without asking. That means over 3x as many ask before they touch, although the full 25% would have been better.
Alana, with a girl I didn’t know, on a train packed like sardines. But there was some cheating going on because she kept leaning her chest into me.
It`s those nice guys who would never do that find other ways of doing it…bumping into them on purpose as they walk by.
So guys tell us the most clever things you have done to sneak a feel?
She is my friend’s schoolmate, who I felt confident enough to go ahead and do that with, while on the topic of course, outside of that, i’m sure if there was no precedent, my actions would’ve been followed by a slap to the face, haha.
Good story, Ralph 🙂
Perhaps it was the nervous energy, or the fact we had been drinking a few. The topic of conversation was about her getting implants. And everyone was chiming in. I used my pointer finger to lower her blouse top a bit and show off her hidden cleavage, after that I proceeded with both hands to smash them together as a bra would do to increase her bust line. She blushed and smiled at me for disagreeing with her, while I told her she had perfectly nice set of tits and needen’t fuss over about getting them done at all.
Ralph: So you knew her?
Hey, I voted for the 75% because i don’t want to catch a charge.
@ Viggo: It’s lookin’ that way, huh? lol 😉
Maria, the 12% were women 😉