Tag Archive: hardcore
April 28, 2012 by Dave
Kelly Christiansen knows that she's the one you paid to see.
Back in the old days (and for me, that was the late 1970s and early 1980s), if you wanted to see a porn movie, you basically had three choices: 1.) Go to a peep show emporium; 2.) Set up your 8mm projector in your basement, watch one of those old Swedish Erotica reels and hope the sprockets didn’t break; 3.) Go to an adult theater.
I don’t know about you, but I usually opted for No. 3., which entailed the following: 1.) Finding a seat as far from another person as possible (for obvious reasons); and then 2.) Sitting there and watching the entire movie (or movies, usually) from beginning to end, meaning all the sex and all the plot/acting in-between, hoping and waiting for something good to happen. And if it did, I’d have to wait another few hours if I wanted to see it again. Watching a porn movie was a very frustrating, very linear experience.
Of course, all that changed with videos and, then, DVDs, and, now, high-speed streaming videos online. You know, there are times when I pine for the days when I’d go to the adult theaters in Bay Shore, New York and Syracuse (the Westcott) and sit there for hours watching Desiree Cousteau and Seka. And then I come to my senses and think, “Idiot, those might have been the old days, but they definitely weren’t the good old days.”
Now, we watch what we want when we want it and in total privacy. We used to have to sit through a half-hour of Jamie Gillis making believe he was acting before getting what we paid our five bucks to see. Now, if I want to see Kelly Christiansen giving a blow job and not watch the setup, I can be there in seconds. Cum shot? No problem. I’m there. Instant gratification, and if I want to watch something again, I do it. No waiting. And no creepy seatmates, either. (One time at the “Triple Treat Theater” in Show World on Eighth Avenue in NYC, I noticed that the guy two seats down had his cock out and was jacking wildly; I moved just in time.)
Which brings me to the point of today’s Blog: How do you watch hardcore (or even solo) videos, either on SCORELAND or on DVD?
I’m guessing that a lot of you watch a scene straight-through (meaning from start to finish) the first time, then for all subsequent viewings, you jump right to your favorite moment or moments. But maybe some of you NEVER watch a scene from start to finsh. Maybe you’re always fast-forwarding and jumping around until you get to the key (jackable) moment. Of course, if you never watch a scene from start to finish, you might be missing out on some good stuff.
What’s your adult video viewing technique?
April 22, 2012 by Dave
Shyla Shy proudly shows off her baby bump
So it turns out that back in 2009, in the early days of the Blog, I wrote a posting called, “Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits.” The post got quite a few comments for back then, which indicates that a lot of you are interested in pregnant, big-titted girls who fuck. You don’t see many of them, but when you do, it’s pretty hot. At least I think so.
Well, about a week ago, Shyla Shy returned to SCORELAND, and wouldn’t you know it, she was pregnant! And she fucked! So I got to thinking, “How many preggers have fucked for SCORELAND or XLGirls.com?” And the answer is, not as many as you might think, but enough to keep a XXX pregger-lover interested.
April McKenzie
April McKenzie was seven-months pregnant when she did the deed at XLGirls.com. I love the way she introduced her scene: so girl-next-doorish and sexy. Sunshine was also in her third trimester when she fucked at XLGirls.com. And you know what the great thing was about these scenes? Both girls had gigantic, natural tits even before they got knocked up. And afterward? Holy, shit!
Stefani
Stefani, a slim ‘n’ stacked Czech chick, was in her seventh month when she took the rod at SCOREVideos.com. Kali West was well into her eighth month when she did a tits and tugs scene at SCORELAND.
Sunshine
April, Sunshine, Stefani and Kali (along with a knocked-up Lorna Morgan) can be seen in the DVD Chesty Preggos 2, available at eBoobStore.com as well as at the websites. And now there’s Shyla, who proudly shows her expanded belly to the world while getting her pussy fucked in her new scene at SCORELAND. I think I’ve said it before: I know what I like about seeing a pregnant woman fucking on-camera. What’s your take on the matter?
April 18, 2012 by Dave
Imagine if the photos in your favorite magazine (that would be SCORE, of course) could move. I’m not talking about those old-time flip books, the ones filled with pictures on pages that you’d flip from front to back real fast to simulate motion (“Those were great,” Elliot James just said). Elliot also just said, “They were going to make porno flip books, then video came along and ruined everything!” Elliot, are you a hundred years old or something?
Anyway, I used to read SCORE and Voluptuous and wonder what it would be like to have video imbedded in the magazine. Then, because that was impossible, we started including DVDs with the newsstand edition of the magazines (and now, we also offer a subscription that includes magazine and bonus DVD). So that was the perfect combination of photos and video.
And now…the even-more-perfect combination of photos and video: the digital edition of the July ’12 issue of SCORE with videos imbedded in the pictorials. For example, you’re digitally flipping through the pictorial of Melissa Manning when you come upon that instantly recognizable video arrow. You click it. And a video starts playing!
Yep, the digital version of the July ’12 issue of SCORE, available for only $8.99 at eBoobStore.com, includes five videos imbedded in the magazine: solos of Charley Green and Melissa, tit-to-tit of Valory Irene and Lana Ivans and XXX boy-girls with Kelly Christiansen and Stephanie Stalls.
“They’re very cool,” Elliot said. He should know. He was around when flip books were hip.
April 7, 2012 by Dave
Susie Wilden (left) and Laura Bailey in one of the great boob-mashing moments of all time. For a big-tit lover, does it get any better than this?
Do you know what’s the best part about SCORELAND and the SCORELAND Blog? This is: It’s the only place where we can ask, “What’s your favorite part of a big-tit girl-girl scene?” and “boob mashing and sucking” comes in way ahead of “the girls eating each other’s pussies” and “the girls fucking each other with strap-on?” It’s the only place where we can ask, “Given the choice, would you prefer the pop shot in a big-tit XXX scene to land on the model’s face or on her tits?” and the overwhelming answer is “on her tits.” The only place where we can ask, “Have you ever dated a girl solely because of her big tits?” and the No. 1 answer is, “Yes!” which could have easily been followed by, “Of course!”
When we launched the Blog more than two and a half years ago, we hoped to bring together a community of big-boob lovers, to create a place where like-minded people could hang out and enjoy their love of tits. A community of men (and women, too) who, if a busty woman was walking down the street wearing a cleavage-revealing top and absolutely nothing down below–no panties, no nothing–their eyes would go right to her tits and they wouldn’t even notice she was half-naked.
The results so far of the current poll really struck me as interesting. A gigantic percentage of the men who like girl-girl scenes in mainstream porn like them for the strap-on fucking and the pussy eating. We’ve never polled the rest of the world, but I’m sure of that. But SCORELAND Men? It’s all about the tit-mashing and sucking and squeezing for them. But nowhere else in the world. And I like it that way.
R.W. from Aurora, Illinois writes: “Being a long-time SCORE reader, I noticed that C.A. from the UK is a regular contributor to the ‘Scorecard’ forum. Is this someone who works for SCORE in the United Kingdom, or is it a fan who does not have anything better to do than write a letter every month? I think it is great that he can be featured each month, and he does have some good comments.”
Enjoy the weekend at SCORELAND.
April 6, 2012 by Elliot James
Betty Blac at XLGirls: very hot
Meet Betty Blac, a sexy, fun-loving babe from Oakland, California who surprised us by saying, “I dated women only until I was 28. I started dating men when I lived in Australia, and since then I have dated mostly men. I still love women, but my attraction to men is stronger and I love cock.” Let’s be grateful for the switch-over. Miss Blac’s face-smothering 36K tits are true works of art. I’d rather see them hanging at the XLGirls’ studio than in a museum. One photo of Miss Blac’s boobs is worth more than all of Pablo Picasso’s crappy paintings.
All bow to Renee Ross
Renee Ross has again won Voluptuous magazine’s Model of the Year title. The June 2012 issue is Renee’s second awards edition cover (now at your favorite newsstand) and her fourth V-mag cover. Leanne Crow won Newcomer of the Year, something I expected to happen, and Kristina Milan won Plumper of the Year. “I voted for Renee,” R.D. emailed. “There were many worthy rivals up against Renee, as usual, but when it came time to send in my ballot, I entered her name automatically. I will probably do that again if she is in it next year.” Congrats to the winners!
Shyla Shy; knocked-up and horny
Was there some kind of fertility spell cast on the girls of Mamazon The Movie? First, Kali West got pregnant and came back to SCORELAND with a baby bump. Then Shyla Shy called to report that she was over seven months knocked-up, so we did the respectable thing and quickly invited her over for a new pole-vaulting event. See it right now. Shyla’s boobs are heavier than ever. The Florida local is a very quiet girl on or off camera, but it’s those quiet ones you really gotta watch. So far, no pregnancy reports have come in from Shyla and Kali’s Mamazon co-stars Alia Janine, Daylene Rio, Alexis Silver and Rachel Love. Still, I wonder.
April 5, 2012 by Maria
Erica Haunz measures 40-26-36.
Gianna Rossi measures 40-29-41.
Today I was wandering around SCORELAND‘s many, many models in the Model Directory and I came across red-lipped, big-titted hottie Erica Haunz from the May 2001 issue of SCORE, and I had to pause and check her out. You see, I am a sucker for red lips and tattooed women. I can’t help myself. Big red lips and some ink and I am already on the make.
But that is not the only reason I stopped to give her the once-maybe-twice over.
It’s because she reminded me of my dream girl, Gianna Rossi.
Why do I love Gianna Rossi? Oh, jeez, do we have a few hours so I can go on and on about her? She has incredible breasts. She has an amazing body. And she is the horniest, nastiest, raunchiest, sexiest XXX performer of all time. And no one talks dirty like Gianna. If she were a horse, she would be a thoroughbred, built for speed.
And looking at Erica, I thought…Wow! She kinda looks like Gianna.
And then I thought about the possibilities of ever bagging these two babes at the same time.
The sheer force of their busty hotness would probably bring about the apocalypse.
But what a way to go.
What say you, boob brethren? Do you see the resemblance? What busty babes do you think look alike?
xoxo
Maria
March 23, 2012 by Dave
Tahnee Taylor is a 47-year-old MILF with DD-cup naturals
About halfway through my video interview with busty divorcee Tahnee Taylor, our videographer Jose tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Ask her about anal.” So I did. And first, she blushed. And then, she smiled.
“I love it,” Tahnee said. “I didn’t always love it, but I do now.”
The fascinating part is how Tahnee discovered she loved anal: by accident.
Huh?
“One night, my guy stuck his cock in the wrong hole by mistake,” she explained. “And it turned out to be the right hole.”
Okay, I’m not buying that. A guy does not accidentally stick his cock in a woman’s ass…at least I don’t think he does. Unless it was very dark, although why would anyone want to have sex with Tahnee in the dark? Unless, of course, she wanted to have sex with him in the dark, which reminds me of an old joke. Something about how the guy tells his girlfriend she’s beautiful, why does she want to have sex with the lights off, her body is gorgeous, she has nothing to be ashamed of. And she says to him, “That’s so funny! You thought I didn’t want you to see me?”
It's no accident: Tahnee is getting ass-fucked at SCOREVideos.com
Anyway, back to Tahnee, whose accidental discovery of anal turned out to be the sexual turning point of her life. I was just looking at the photos of Tahnee’s anal scene that goes up today at SCOREVideos.com, and although she clearly enjoys sucking cock and getting her pussy fucked, her facial expressions change dramatically when the stud sticks his cock in her ass. She’s transformed into a state of wantonness (wantonity?) and pleasure that sends the message, “I love having my ass fucked.”
“It’s like I open up when there’s a cock in my ass,” she told me.
I have never seen a woman enjoy anal sex as much as Tahnee does.
“Oh, yeah, I love fucking that cock with my ass!” Tahnee moans as Al drills her butthole and her big tits jiggle.
And about those tits: They’re DD-cup naturals (although they look bigger), which means there’s something in this scene for everyone: MILF. Divorcee. Blonde. Big tits. Anal sex.
By the way, my interview with Tahnee goes live at 40SomethingMag.com on April 9, which means first you get to see her fuck, then you get to find out all about her. Don’t you wish it was always that way?
March 21, 2012 by Dave
Good golly Miss Molly!
I would like to take this opportunity to use the SCORELAND Blog for my own, personal purposes. Today, I am going to yell at Elliot and Maria. Ready? Here goes:
ELLIOT! MARIA! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT MOLLY HOWARD?
There are times when I’m so busy keeping track of the SCORE Girls for the magazine and the mature women for 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com (and the exciting new big-tit website that’s coming very soon) that I don’t notice who’s in the studio on non-SCORE Girl, non-MILF days. And I admit: When a fresh, new, big set of tits is in the building, my boob radar should go off immediately. But in this case, I’m not to blame. You see, Molly was in our studio during the first week of January, and I was off during the first week of January. SO IT’S NOT MY FAULT!
So, here’s what should have happened. On the Monday I got back, Elliot or Maria (LISTEN UP!) should have said, “Dave, you have to check out the photos of the new 20-YEAR-OLD, SHORT ‘N’ STACKED, DDD-CUP NATURAL who was in last week.”
But that didn’t happen, so when Molly’s first solo (then boy-girl) photos went up at XLGirls.com, it was news to me. Good news, but news nonetheless. And today, there’s more Molly going up at XLGirls.com, and as Albert Einstein, noted genius and boob lover, would have said upon seeing her cleavage, HOLY SHIT!
Molly is from Central Florida. She measures 48-31-35. She used to be a cheerleader (the thought of her bouncing up and down is mindboggling), and as she proved to Maria in an interview on XLGirls.com, she’s very flexible.
She has braces, too. Braces and big tits. A rare combination. So rare that you’d think Elliot or Maria or both would have told me about her. But they didn’t. I had to find her for myself. Good thing for them, I’m very forgiving.
March 18, 2012 by Dave
Who's the boss? Aileen Ghettman (left). But don't worry, she's about to get hers. You know what they say…take this job and shove it…between her tits! By the way, this scene is from the DVD "Boob Science."
Today, I’m going to discuss a touchy subject: busty bosses. This comes up because a hardcore video of Dylan Ryder as a busty boss went up this past Friday at SCOREVideos.com, and part of the job-application process seems to involve filling Ms. Ryder’s mouth and pussy with cock.
Such a thing has never happened to me. When I got my job at SCORE, I was interviewed by John Fox. He was wearing khaki pants and a SCORE-logo polo shirt. The job before that, I was interviewed by the big, old, chain-smoking managing editor of the paper I was applying to.
But about 25 years ago, I did have a big-boobed boss. I don’t remember her name, although I do remember her tits. She had huge naturals, and she never wore a bra (which is how I could tell they were natural). She was always jiggling, and her nipples were always poking through the sweaters she wore. She’d bend over my desk, and I could barely concentrate. Actually, I couldn’t concentrate at all. Now what was her name? Tits Somethingorother.
Anyway, she didn’t fuck me (except for when I went for a raise), and she didn’t want to fuck me (except when I went for a raise). Which brings me to the point of all this: The perils of having a big-titted boss.
You see, it’s one thing to have a busty co-worker. She’s not your boss, you’re not her boss, and you can sneak a glance every once in a while, and if she catches you, big deal.
But the busty boss…that’s dangerous territory unless she’s like Dylan Ryder and fucks her employees. Because you CAN NOT get caught staring at your boss’s tits. She might be walking around with F-cup jiggling and nipples pointing every which way, but you CAN NOT LOOK! You could get fired. You most likely won’t get fucked. She might find it amusing or cute. She might not. But what the hell are you supposed to do? Me? I’m a boob man. When I see big tits, I look. My little brain doesn’t think, “Those are the boss’s tits. Don’t stare.” My brain thinks, “Tits,” and orders my eyes to stare.
Fortunately, I never got caught staring at my boss’s tits. Or maybe she did catch me, and maybe she liked that she was turning my balls blue. Bosses can be that way, you know.
So, anyway, as I watched Dylan’s video, I thought, “If only…” I guess that’s what fantasy is all about, right? That’s where SCORE comes in, right. Thank goodness!
March 13, 2012 by Dave
Kiko Lee isn't smiling, but believe me, she's happy. She's about to get some cock at SCORELAND.
Along with augmented vs. natural, and whether the models must show their pussies and do hardcore, one of the most common subjects among big-boob lovers regards models smiling (or not smiling) in their photos and videos. If I had a dime for every time a reader or website member complained about this model or that model not smiling, I’d be a millionaire. To these people, I could say, “Danni Ashe.” She never smiled (she pouted), yet she’s one of the most-popular big-boobed models ever. So there. And then these people would probably say to me, “Crystal Gunns.” She always smiled. Her smile was big and bright. She had a brick-shithouse of a body, but that smile made her seem like the girl-next-door.
Personally, for my own purposes, I don’t care whether a model is smiling (as long as she’s not giving me the finger or snarling), as long as she’s sexy and, preferably, posing in a very revealing, sexual manner. I do not expect a woman to smile while she has two fingers stuffed inside her pussy. I expect her to be overcome with lust and passion. To me, smiling does not equal lust and passion. A woman cannot smile and suck cock at the same time.
But, of course, SCORE and SCORELAND isn’t all about me and my own purposes. I have you guys to think about. And most of you like smiling.
S.M., a reader from Baltimore, Maryland, likes when the models smile, too, but he has an interesting, open-minded view of the other side of the debate. So I’ll turn the rest of this Blog over to him. Have at it, S.M.:
Here, I present proof that Ariana Angel does, indeed, smile.
“We’ve read time after time about how readers don’t like to see a model looking too serious or not smiling. They tend to think they’re not happy doing what they’re doing or that the model has a nasty attitude. But that’s not necessarily the case. They could be, as you would say, making love to the camera, or it could be their mannerism due to their culture, or, okay, maybe she’s just having a rough day, or she could be nervous if it’s her debut, so instead of smiling, she shows the deer-in-the-headlights stare.
“But I’ve never had a problem when a model doesn’t smile a whole lot in their pictures. In fact, even with so-called happy-go-lucky models like Leanne Crow and Terri Jane, I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more sophistication from them. But that may just be who they are: They just like smiling due to their lively personalities. Sophisticated expressions can be intriguing and sometimes make me think the model is hard to get.
“Kiko Lee is the most sophisticated SCORE model right now. I’ve never seen her posing with a smile, but she’s sexy, and her unsmiling face turns me on. Your other most-sophisticated models are Merilyn Sakova, Bea Flora, Kelly Kay and Ashley Sage Ellison. Ariana Angel is a model who’s shown good sophisticated poses in a sexy way. But these models are good enough to afford not smiling. In fact, most of the models I’ve named have won awards or been finalists, so being too serious must not be such a horrible thing.
“But don’t get me wrong. Like most readers, I do enjoy seeing smiles and enthusiasm as well. But just because she’s not smiling doesn’t mean she’s not having a nice time. She just has her own way of showing it. She’s just trying to be sexy and turn us on.”
