Kiko Lee isn't smiling, but believe me, she's happy. She's about to get some cock at SCORELAND.
Along with augmented vs. natural, and whether the models must show their pussies and do hardcore, one of the most common subjects among big-boob lovers regards models smiling (or not smiling) in their photos and videos. If I had a dime for every time a reader or website member complained about this model or that model not smiling, I’d be a millionaire. To these people, I could say, “Danni Ashe.” She never smiled (she pouted), yet she’s one of the most-popular big-boobed models ever. So there. And then these people would probably say to me, “Crystal Gunns.” She always smiled. Her smile was big and bright. She had a brick-shithouse of a body, but that smile made her seem like the girl-next-door.
Personally, for my own purposes, I don’t care whether a model is smiling (as long as she’s not giving me the finger or snarling), as long as she’s sexy and, preferably, posing in a very revealing, sexual manner. I do not expect a woman to smile while she has two fingers stuffed inside her pussy. I expect her to be overcome with lust and passion. To me, smiling does not equal lust and passion. A woman cannot smile and suck cock at the same time.
But, of course, SCORE and SCORELAND isn’t all about me and my own purposes. I have you guys to think about. And most of you like smiling.
S.M., a reader from Baltimore, Maryland, likes when the models smile, too, but he has an interesting, open-minded view of the other side of the debate. So I’ll turn the rest of this Blog over to him. Have at it, S.M.:
Here, I present proof that Ariana Angel does, indeed, smile.
“We’ve read time after time about how readers don’t like to see a model looking too serious or not smiling. They tend to think they’re not happy doing what they’re doing or that the model has a nasty attitude. But that’s not necessarily the case. They could be, as you would say, making love to the camera, or it could be their mannerism due to their culture, or, okay, maybe she’s just having a rough day, or she could be nervous if it’s her debut, so instead of smiling, she shows the deer-in-the-headlights stare.
“But I’ve never had a problem when a model doesn’t smile a whole lot in their pictures. In fact, even with so-called happy-go-lucky models like Leanne Crow and Terri Jane, I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more sophistication from them. But that may just be who they are: They just like smiling due to their lively personalities. Sophisticated expressions can be intriguing and sometimes make me think the model is hard to get.
“Kiko Lee is the most sophisticated SCORE model right now. I’ve never seen her posing with a smile, but she’s sexy, and her unsmiling face turns me on. Your other most-sophisticated models are Merilyn Sakova, Bea Flora, Kelly Kay and Ashley Sage Ellison. Ariana Angel is a model who’s shown good sophisticated poses in a sexy way. But these models are good enough to afford not smiling. In fact, most of the models I’ve named have won awards or been finalists, so being too serious must not be such a horrible thing.
“But don’t get me wrong. Like most readers, I do enjoy seeing smiles and enthusiasm as well. But just because she’s not smiling doesn’t mean she’s not having a nice time. She just has her own way of showing it. She’s just trying to be sexy and turn us on.”
He'll be cumming 'round her mountains when he cums.
Siri has inspired lots of good, wholesome, happy commenting on the Blog and inside SCORELAND, something that didn’t surprise me, Maria and Dave. Like this comment from Ramjet: “My God, what a beautiful girl! Just when I think you’ve come up with all of the perfect bodies you can, you spring another one on us.”
That’s how we do it, Ramjet.
I think that when Siri goes for a walk in the park, she’s followed by butterflies, little chirping birds and deer. Soft, celestial music plays in the background.
Now Siri does her second XXX boy-girl at SCOREVideos.com, her first time on the site.
What I especially dug about this scene:
A.) Siri laying back completely naked, heels off, an inviting look on her face, opening her legs to get her pussy licked.
B.) The POV blow job. (POV eye-contact action is #1 with me.)
C.) The POV facial.
D.) Siri’s hip action when she’s fucking.
See it now. I’m being Siri-ous. She makes men delirious.
Now at SCORELAND, Jasmine Shiraz, our resident Jersey Girl, shows how going oily to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and extremely stiff. What Jasmine Shiraz does so beautifully: A.) Shakes her naturals up and down and side to side with exceptional skill. She could operate an Xbox Kinect with her boobs. B.) Self-sucks and self-licks her nipples with excellent oral talents. C.) Oils herself like a Renaissance artist. I can imagine Jasmine at the New Jersey shore during the summer when she reaches for the bottle of suntan oil.
Natalie Fiore: enough sweatermeat for six so-called super-models.
Every time I see a new photo set or a video of Natalie Fiore, it’s like Thanksgiving. And her breasts just keep growing and growing. I’m in awe of that top-shelf expansion that never seems to end. Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island, Mexico…every SCORE trip she takes, Natalie is bustier. She must need a full-time tailor to fit her. Any takers for the job? Take a number like I did and wait your turn for the interview. I have to throw in that Natalie really knows how to dress to impress. Her choices in tops, and everything else, are perfect. I’d love to do a tight titty-top video with her for SCOREtv one day.
First time XXX vid for Asha Marie @ XLGirls.com
She’s dressed in a tight, low-cut cardigan before the action kicks off, and there’s no better showcase than this kind to display Asha Marie’s sensational trophies today at XLGirls.com. In the video (her first guy-girl XXX) when cam-girl/web designer Asha says, “Put that cock in my tight, little ass,” the video editor should have added a majestic choral music overlay to the audio. “I love my life, and I’m not sure there’s much I want to do that I haven’t done yet but I’m always open to new experiences,” Asha revealed. “I’m happy and I like it when life surprises me. I love sex, especially oral, giving and receiving.”
Two fistfuls of Maserati
Maserati is a fairly recent arrival and someone who had to be in SCORE and V-mag. It’s rack attack time at SCORELAND tomorrow with more bumping and grinding by awesome Maserati in a hardcore special. Sport fucking. It’s the only sport Maserati seems to like. “I am a super girly-girl,” she said. “Playing sports breaks nails!” She sure knows how to put a guy’s nuts in third gear.
Lots of props come in after a Maserati photo set or video. This one by Brad was different than most. He wrote, “It seems kinda weird, but as much as I love seeing Maserati fuck, I’d love to see her in more solo scenes. Obviously, this goddess looks amazing in hardcore, but she’s just so fucking perfect, I want to worship her solo as well!” No worries, Brad. We love solos, too.
And now we come to Amber Bach, who I have always enjoyed seeing in action. Amber is Bach at SCORELAND on Sunday, and she hasn’t changed a bit since she was playing hooky at BigTitHooker.com a few years ago. What’s different in this spankin’ new scene, “Three’s Cum-pany,” is that Amber does her first threesome for SCORE, and it’s a cum-dinger. Hot, nasty and furious, the way a threesome should be. This ain’t the romance hour, and these two dudes are not bringing Amber flowers and chocolate. I have to give Amber 200% props for this one. She’s a real slim ‘n’ stacked steamer, and the way she gets her supple bod into a non-stop series of gym-nasty fucking-and-sucking positions truly impressed me. I didn’t know she was that athletic. I called it a big-boobed ballet of boning. After watching it, I called our DVD producer, E., who I knew was putting together a SCORE threesome DVD for an upcoming catalog, and urged him to add the scene to it.
Where's the chick popping out of the cake? We deserve one!
It’s SCORE magazine’s 20th birthday. The best big-tit magazine on Earth has published a 164-page June 2012 edition, and you can get the digital version direct from us right now before the print magazine hits stores on March 20.
The readers created this edition by voting for their 20 favorite SCORE Girls.
The “20 for 20” SCORE Girls they voted for are: Kerry Marie, Sharday, Chloe Vevrier, Minka, Leanne Crow, Merilyn Sakova, Karina Hart, Janet Jade, Lorna Morgan, Busty Dusty, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Nicole Peters, Venera, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Pandora Peaks and Ines Cudna.
Plus, there are 17 pages of the hottest big-tit hardcore scenes in the magazine’s history, and my “Boob Beat” column looks at 20 years of chasing the girls with the big bras.
By the way, the print subscribers got this issue in their mailboxes before we got our office copies from the printers. That’s pretty good subscriber service, in my book. I usually get Esquire magazine late with a ripped cover.
Here’s a “Scorecard” letter from a “SCORE lifer” and a friend, D.J. in Texas:
“In 1992, I heard about the upcoming inaugural issue of SCORE magazine in a pack-in from the sales catalogs I was receiving way back then and eagerly awaited the first issue, which I was convinced would be a magazine perfect for my tastes. Indeed, it was. The magazine remains a favorite and a treat with every issue I buy, especially over the past couple of years with the advent of models like Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Beshine, and my new favorites, Hitomi and especially Venera. From the very beginning, I recognized that I was part of a family that appreciated a certain kind of woman, now known as the SCORE Girl, and remain a proud member of that family. I wish all the other members of the family the very best and look forward to the next 20 years of the best magazine ever.”
Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, Rachel Love stars in, "Gimme An F." I would've, but she didn't ask me.
“I’m dick drunk,” Rachel Love told me the other day.
“You’re what?” I said.
“Dick drunk,” she said. “I’m drunk on dick. I just had too much cock.”
Oh. That explains everything.
“When I think a cock is too big and I don’t think I can take it, then I end up being able to take it, I get silly,” Rachel said. “Dick drunk.”
I thought I had heard it all in the SCORE Studio. I thought I’d asked every question that could possibly be asked about big tits and been told everything I could ever want to know about big tits and sex. But it turned out that I was wrong. Rachel Love, all 5’2″ of her, had something new for me.
Dick drunk. And the giggles, I might add, which I imagine goes with dick drunk.
Quickly, very quickly, I realized that our conversation was going to go nowhere until she got some cock. So I called the stud over, and she started munching on his cock. And then something happened that’s never happened in my 11 years (my SCORE anniversary is today, by the way) of interviewing models: I got thrown out of the studio. Yeah, that’s right. Kicked out. Rachel decided she’d had enough of answering questions and not enough of sucking and fucking cock. So she kicked me out.
“I want to fuck,” she said between sucks.
I mean, she could’ve asked me to join in, right? It would’ve been a nice anniversary gift, right?
Yeah, right, but wrong. Besides, she was dick drunk. Drunk on dick. Soon to be drunk on the cum that was about to get spurted into her mouth. Hey, who was I to get in the way?
Dick drunk. Just when you thought you’d heard it all…
By the way, a new hardcore scene with Rachel is live at SCORELAND. Enjoy.
So “carpe diem,” Boob Brothers. That means “Drop your cocks and grab your socks.”
It’s one of the best and hottest SCORE has made in only the last 20 years.
How many boob-hounds do you know who would fly Angela from Australia to St. Maarten, bring along Maggie Green for the ride and spend a week following Angela with cameras rolling as she did her first hardcore-action scenes?
I’ll tell you. No one else. There is no one.
At SCORE, Angela is a VIP and she’s been a VIP since 2003.
Get yours fast and easy from eBoobStore. You owe it to yourself.
And you’ll have it anytime you want to see Angela treat the hard wood as only she can.
There’s tons of porn stars out there. Most of them look alike, talk alike, think alike, walk alike and most of them bang alike.
But there’s only one Angela White.
Why do you think Angela was voted SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year?
Fact: Porn studs get to do the things most of us don't get to do, like fuck two girls like Daylene Rio and Sara Jay at the same time. That is a fact, right?
The most-recent “Blog” poll asked, “Given the choice, would you prefer the pop shot in a big-tit XXX scene to land on the model’s face or on her tits?” Fifty-eight percent went for tits and 42% went for face, which is pretty consistent with the results the last time we asked this question a few years ago.
This made me think about how different porn sex is from the sex you and I have in our regular lives. It made me realize that although reality porn is the big thing these days, there’s a thick line between porn sex and real sex. For example:
1. In your personal life, where have most of your cum shots landed? I’m guessing that most of you will say, “In the woman’s pussy” or “In the condom that’s in the woman’s pussy,” or “in the woman’s mouth,” not on her tits or face.
2. Really, truly, have many times have you piledrive-fucked a woman? I’m talking about turning her upside-down so her head was on the ground, grabbing her by the legs, spreading ’em wide and fucking her pussy or ass?
3. How many times have you fucked a woman’s face? I’m not saying just having her lie back with her head off the end of the mattress so you can stick your cock in her mouth. I’m talking about her lying down and you standing over her and throat-fucking her from above.
4. How many times has a woman blown cum bubbles or played with your sticky nut sauce?
5. How many times has a woman sucked her own pussy (or ass) juices off your cock?
All of these things are, in my opinion, pretty hot. And the fact that some (most?) of us have never done most (all?) of them in our personal lives doesn’t make them any less hot. In fact, that makes them hotter.
Where am I going with this? Well, the other day, I was reading a bio sheet that one of our models filled out, and under, “How often do you masturbate?” she put, “I don’t masturbate. I have sex.”
And I was like, “What does one have to do with the other?” And, at least to me, that’s a good thing.
Notty all the time, Notty all the time, Notty all the time
There are some girls who look naked with their clothes on.
Eva Notty is one of them.
You know, as soon as a new Eva Notty romp is posted, the requests come in for more, more, more.
I get why. She’s addictive.
Here’s one example. A member who calls himself Stud1 comments, “Eva is one my top faves on SCORE! Love her amazing tit-fucks and her scenes. Please keep bringing her back asap.”
I agree about Eva’s amazing tit-fucks. She has a glint in her eyes when she’s giving one.
Most of the guys sending in feedback don’t ask for anything specific. They just want Eva back fast.
I get the feeling at times that Eva (pronounced Eh-va) could just stand topless or wear a string bikini and read the newspaper on cam and that would be fine for a lot of guys.
So for another of her amazing tit-fucks, Eva does just that this weekend at SCOREVideos.com, and naturally, it’s shot P.O.V. for the most part.
The long, cool brunette even adds a wet blow job to the tit-fucking and hand party in “Tits, Tugs & Tongue.” Just like Daylene Rio did at SCORELAND last week.
I think these Tits & Tugs have to be in first-person to be the most effective. It has to be your tubesteak sandwiched between the boob-bun. And the guy should keep quiet and let the babe do all the talking.
A lot of women don’t get the whole tit-fucking thing, but Eva gets it and gets it good. She talked about it the first time she visited SCORE, and what she had to say impressed me.
“Tit-fucking can happen in foreplay,” Eva said. “So say the guy is up here playing with my breasts and puts his cock between my tits, that’s great. The most amount of time that you can spend before actually getting to my pussy is the best because it’s really, really, really getting hot and bothered, and then the orgasm is better.”
What does Eva like so much about tit-fucking?
“That my tits are big and they can wrap around any sized dick, so it’s kinda like a peek-a-boo action. I like the cock-head coming out from between my tits, and if the cock is long enough, sometimes I can put it in my mouth and suck it. Most guys have never been with a girl with breasts as big as mine, so they like to cum all over them. And cum can be as good for a girl’s tits as lotion or moisturizer. That’s what they tell me, at least!”
I only hope her future trips to SCORE are spaced closer together. I recommend that Eva move to South Florida. The weather’s a lot nicer than in Los Angeles, and we don’t get earthquakes.
Arianna Sinn is about to have sex on a public beach. Why? Because she can.
K.S. from the UK writes, “If I could make a comment regarding model interviews in general, I’m becoming increasingly bored with them. It’s not that I don’t care about the person behind the tits. I do. But the line of questioning is tired and always geared towards generating the same kind of responses. ‘When did your boobs start developing?’ ‘Is it difficult to find bras?’ ‘What’s your taste in men?”What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done sexually?’ Yawwwwwwwwwn. If I had a pound for every girl who’s had sex in a hot tub or in some public place where someone might see…And I never believe it. Y’know what would genuinely be a refreshing answer to that question? ‘I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off.’ I’d appreciate that sort of honesty as opposed to what she (the interviewee) thinks I want to hear.”
I’m going to take here a moment to defend the interviews because 1.) I’m usually the interviewer and 2.) I strongly disagree with K.S. on a number of points.
First, I very rarely, if ever, ask a model, “What’s your taste in men?” I don’t want to know. And do you know why I don’t want to know? Because, just possibly, her taste in men might be the exact opposite of me. And I don’t want to hear that.
Second, regarding his comment about not believing the girls when they say they’ve had sex in a public place or a hot tub and instead wanting to hear, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off”…
Okay, at the risk of T.M.I., if a model said to me, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off,” that’s when I would think she’s holding back and not telling me everything. Why? Because (T.M.I. alert!) even I have had sex in more interesting places than in bed with the lights off. Haven’t you? And if I have and you have, can you imagine where some of these absolutely beautiful, incredibly endowed women have had sex? And why have they had sex in unusual places? BECAUSE THEY CAN! Because if they want to have sex in a public place, they’re not going to have a lot of trouble finding a guy to do it with them.
I mean, imagine…you’re sitting on the beach when a SCORE Girl comes up to you and says, “I want to suck your cock on the beach.” You will most likely find a way to make this happen, whether it means throwing a towel over the both of you or taking her by the hand to the dunes for a quickie right there in broad daylight.
Of course, if a model claimed, “I’ve had sex on the stage of a political convention with millions of people watching,” I’d probably say, “Bullshit.” But no model has ever said that to me.
I mean, you know that thing they call “The Mile High Club”? Having sex in an airplane’s lavatory is pretty wild, but people apparently do it all the time (although most SCORE Girls haven’t; their boobs and another person don’t fit in an airplane lavatory).
New on SCOREtv on Roku: Christy Marks Gets Fucked!
Did you know there is porn on roku? Today, I’d like to say a few things about Roku. And then I’ll say a few things about the SCOREtv channel on Roku.
I think I was one of the first people, if not the first, at The SCORE Group to own a Roku box (this, by the way, is not the first time I was at or near the front of the line; according to the people who were here back then, I was the second person IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to join SCORELAND). My Roku conversion occurred about a year and a half ago, and I was immediately hooked for several reasons: 1.) It was a great way to watch Netflix streaming; 2.) The thing works. I’ve never owned a technological device that was so easy to setup; 3.) Picture and sound-quality are excellent; 4.) The Roku box widened my programming choices and made me less-dependent upon the satellite-TV company, which has in turn made me happier because, like most people, I don’t quite care for satellite and cable companies. I enjoy calling them up and saying, “I don’t need you anymore.”
Programming choices for Roku keep increasing dramatically, but one thing was missing: Quality porn. Or, more specifically, quality big-tit porn.
See Dors on your big screen!
And then along came SCOREtv on Roku. Developing a private channel for Roku is a bit of a leap of faith. You can start a website and rest assured that just about everyone owns a computer and has Internet access. But with SCOREtv, we had to hope that 1.) A lot of people already owned a Roku box or 2.) Those who didn’t would feel compelled to get one after they found out that SCOREtv was on Roku (base price for a Roku box: $49.99 at Roku.com).
The big news at the SCOREtv channel is that the selection is big and getting bigger. Among the full-length SCORE movies available with your $9.99 membership: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, All The Way Renee, Stacked Street Sluts, Tits & Tugs and many more (including teen, amateur and mature movies).
You can turn your TV into a Busty Slut Expo!
Plus, we’ve been adding two movies every week. This week, it was Christy Marks Gets Fucked and “I Fucked Your Wife.” Also added recently: Busty Slut Expo and Full-Figured Foxes.
And these aren’t clips or highlights from movies. They’re the whole kit and kaboodle, uncut and uncensored! Watch them whenever you like. If you’re unsure about how to set up SCOREtv on the Roku, go to SCOREtv.tv, click on “How It Works” and then click on the red button, “Step by step guide here” at the left. A video tutorial will appear and a friendly voice will guide you through the steps. You’ll see how easy it is.
Plug for Roku: Right now, they’re offering free shipping and $10 off the XD and XS models.
Plug for SCOREtv on Roku: Add SCOREtv as a private channel on your Roku and watch Boob Science absolutely free with no obligation to join. Yes, you can watch Eva Notty, Daphne Rosen, Angel Gee, Aileen Ghettman and Contessa Rose fuck for free. DAPHNE ROSEN GIVES UP HER ASS FOR FREE!
I know my satellite company can’t match that deal.
