January 8, 2022 by Dave
Holly and her hangers.
Holly Garner returns to SCORELAND today, and that’s always reason to be happy (the first editor of SCORE would have urged you to pull up your happy seat and break out the Bounty, although I can’t imagine anyone using paper towels when they jack; a little rough, don’t you think?). I have a few things to say about Holly.
1. She is about to join select company: girls who have been the covergirl of both SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. She’s the covergirl of the issue of SCORE we’re working on now.
2. Whenever I look at Holly, I think she’s a lot younger than she is. I’ve been working on a teen tit dream special for one of our anniversary editions of SCORE and kept thinking I forgot about Holly and kept having to remember she’s in her 20s. But there’s a youth and innocence about her that says, “Teen tit dream,” don’t you think?
3. The photo I’ve chosen for this blog shows Ms. Garner in one of my favorite positions. I really can’t explain it, but this is a great position for busty naturals. It’s kind of a hanger shot but not really a hanger shot. Such a shot always shows off the fullness of a busty babe’s tits. However–and now I’m about to get into some shop talk–it’s not a great photo for magazines because of that big block of empty space in the northeast portion. One way around that is to put some copy there (or another small photo). Cropping the photo at her thighs and turning it into a vertical, in my opinion, changes the whole nature of the photo (but at the same time allows us to use it as a full-pager; as a horizontal, it’s going to be a half-pager).
Okay, enough shop talk. Enjoy Holly.
December 10, 2021 by Dave
Holly Garner is back at SCORELAND with new photos and a video, and is she ever a welcome sight. Blonde, beautiful, with big, natural tits. She’s the covergirl of the upcoming Vol. 28 No. 3 issue of Voluptuous, and she just might end up being the covergirl of the new issue of SCORE we’re about to work on.
NEWS ALERT! I see more big, young tits in your future. The girl I’m talking about has JJ-cup naturals, measures 46-32-40 and shot her first photos and videos just 14 days after her 18th birthday. The record, of course, will always be held by Linsey Dawn McKenzie, who shot her first nude photos on her 18th birthday. Anyway, the new girl is a winner in every way, and although, NO, she didn’t shoot hardcore, I get the impression she might be as horny as Christy Marks, and that’s saying something.
For some reason, writing this reminds me of Sharday, who was 18 when she shot her first pics. Anyway, Sharday was partly responsible for one of the most heartbreaking moments of my TSG career. Yeah, I said heartbreaking. It was early May, 2001. I had been at The SCORE Group for a little over two months when I was asked to drive from our office in Miami, Florida to Key Largo to interview the girls for the On Location Key Largo feature. At the time, the cast was supposed to include Chloe Vevrier, Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and Sharday. Sharday was flying in from Texas the day I was supposed to leave, and I was asked to drive her to the Keys.
Yes, Sharday was going to sit next to me in my car, wearing a shoulder harness safety belt across those big, young tits. Nobody had to ask me if I would give her a lift. Of course I would! At that point, I had no idea how I was going to keep my eyes on the road.
And then, at the last minute, heartbreak: Sharday dropped out of the shoot for personal reasons. And I was left to drive down to the Keys alone.
Now, I’m not complaining. For three days, I got to watch Kerry, Lorna, Chloe and Chaz (Sharday’s replacement) run around and swim around naked or very close to it. And I will never forget the night Lorna sat next to me, wearing a tight, low-cut top, and did The New York Times crossword puzzle with me. Man, what a sight!
But that drive down to Key Largo with Sharday…that could have been epic.
November 27, 2021 by Elliot James
Voluptuous magazine editor Dave was about to send Volume 28 Number 3 off to the printers. Then he found out Holly Garner was being photographed.
It was a real “Stop the presses!” moment because Dave wanted to get Holly into the issue. We haven’t had one of those STP events in a while. Was it when Karina Hart debuted? Christy Marks? Katy Ann? Cheryl Blossom? Dave may remember.
“I like yoga,” Holly said. “I enjoy painting, spending time with my dog and cooking. I am very romantic. I like cute walks through city streets and coffee and croissants in a cozy cafe.”
The comments poured in for Holly’s first photo set and video. We expected this to happen because she has that special kind of camera-charisma, also called “the magic.” I see big things ahead for the beautiful, super-photogenic blonde.
Have a jolly Holly weekend.
October 2, 2021 by Dave
Holly unpacks both breasts today.
The wheels of justice turn slowly, but the wheels of a big-tit website turn very quickly when we have a spectacular discovery in our sights. Just a few weeks ago, we dispatched one of our photographers to capture Russian natural Holly Garner on stills and video, and today, the beautiful Ms. Garner makes her SCORELAND debut.
“At the age of 16, I worked as a promoter for a sausage company,” H-cup Holly said in what has to be the straight line of the century. “I’ve done tastings in supermarkets.”
Holly is one tasty dish. IMO, her debut today is one of the greatest big-tit events of the year. Get your sausage ready.
