Tag Archive: Holly Garner
May 18, 2023 by Elliot James
When I was visiting Oregon, I stopped at a service station to gas up. A girl came out of the station and filled my car. I found out that there’s a state law that drivers couldn’t pump gas. (I believe it’s been amended to allow half the pumps to be self-service.)
If you could either get your car gassed up by a gas pump girl who looks like Holly Garner or plug an electric cable into your car yourself, which would you choose?
I know which route I would be taking.
Here’s the main reason electric vehicles are a social and economic evil and an all-around bad influence: How are gas pump girls supposed to earn a living with electric cars cutting into their market share? Stupid politicians don’t understand.
Holly always pumps us up.
March 19, 2023 by Elliot James
#1 in big-boobs for over 30 years. The latest SCORE magazine stars another choice selection of top bust stars.
The digital version is the exact copy of the print magazine. (The print mag will be in stock in about two weeks.)
October 6, 2022 by Elliot James
We carry on a great tradition, dating back to the days when cavemen drew pictures of hot cavegirls on cave walls. The process is a little more refined now, but the tradition remains the same. Our 30th Anniversary celebration carries on with SCORE Volume 31 Number 2. As a bonus, the print and digital editions come with 18 HD videos. That’s over 6 hours of solo and hardcore videos. This edition also announces the winners and finalists in the annual reader contests for Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year and the latest inductee in the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. SCORE big today.
30 years of non-stop busty babes.
July 14, 2022 by Elliot James
Holly Garner can’t clean up those horny thoughts you’re thinking. She does that classic maid’s outfit supreme justice.
I’m beginning to believe every model has a French maid’s costume in her closet. This is not a complaint. I’ve been told that if I had my way, every SCORE and Voluptuous Girl would do a French maid shoot,
Dave blogged about Holly winning the SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year contest. It was by a narrow margin with Molly Evans in the mix.
“For several weeks, Holly and Molly went tit-to-tit, but when all the votes were counted, Holly took home the crown, receiving 35.16% of the votes to Molly’s 30.12%. Joslyn James and Barbie Nicole finished third and fourth,” Dave wrote.
Holly is certified to teach mathematics, physics and computer science. I feel lucky she picked modeling.
June 20, 2022 by Dave
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Cheryl can’t believe she won again.
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Holly licked the competition.
When we opened the voting for 2021 SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year, we had little doubt the contest would turn into a two-way race between Holly Garner and Molly Evans. Well, as a newspaper columnist I once knew wrote about a big horse race, “As expected, there were no surprises.” But who won?
For several weeks, Holly and Molly went tit-to-tit (figuratively, of course; I can’t wait for the day if/when they do it literally), but when all the votes were counted, Holly took home the crown, receiving 35.16% of the votes to Molly’s 30.12%. Joslyn James and Barbie Nicole finished third and fourth.
Going in, we wondered if Cheryl Blossom would repeat as Model of the Year. Well, it wasn’t really close. Cheryl, who is about as spectacular as any girl has ever been at playing with her own big, natural tits, won with 20.23% of the vote, followed by Ricki Raxxx and Jenni Noble.
This marked the second year in a row the SCORELAND Awards have been separate from the SCORE and Voluptuous magazine awards. The pandemic was the reason in 2020. This time, we just thought it made sense. However, the Big-Boob Hall of Fame is still a combined SCORELAND/SCORE affair, so we won’t know the identity of the new inductee until SCORE readers’ votes are counted. However, I can tell you that Kerry Marie, Terry Nova, Sha Rizel and Casey James, in that order, received the majority of the votes from SCORELAND members.
Thanks to the thousands of members who voted, and congratulations to Holly and Cheryl, both deserving winners, IMO.
June 16, 2022 by Elliot James
There are times when a girl needs a hand or two. This is one of those times for Holly Garner. Holly’s got the oil. Now she needs Mr. Hands.
I asked Holly about her favorite way to spend a Saturday night.
“I would like dinner in a beautiful place, a walk and sex until the morning,” Holly replied. “But in reality, I mostly read, draw or watch movies in a hot bubble bath.”
Dave will be blogging about the SCORELAND contest and Holly on Monday.
Oils well with Holly.
April 14, 2022 by Elliot James
“I jump in the fitting room and imitate tying shoelaces. If after these manipulations everything is in place, then it fits.”
That’s how Holly Garner tests a bra before she buys it.
“I tried a couple of times to buy bras with a large volume and then alter them, but I have a rather narrow waist and it is better to buy a product in the exact size.”
Most bras last between six-to-nine months if they’re well-maintained, hand-washed and hang-dried, not tossed in a dryer.
“I have a heavy chest, so bras are not easy,” Holly said. With frequent wear, a bra will last me about six months. ”
Guys have it easier. We throw a worn T-shirt on the floor and change into a new one.
Holly Garner has an incredible rack, and I don’t meant the rack behind her. New set and video today.
March 26, 2022 by Dave
She coulda been a math teacher.
Elliot asked Holly Garner, who returns to SCORELAND today, “If you had not become a model, what do you think you would be doing now?”
And Holly said, “I have a diploma as a teacher of mathematics, physics and computer science. But I liked math the most, so maybe I would teach kids math.”
Could you imagine Holly as a math teacher? She’d never have to worry about her students paying attention. They’d be all eyes…on her tits, of course. I can’t speak for their ears.
Holly, who’s one-two with Molly Evans for SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year, doesn’t take a bad picture, but I especially love this one. Talk about boob overflow! She could use this photo to teach her students how to compute the area of a super-stacked natural’s breasts. And there’ll be a test tomorrow.
February 17, 2022 by Elliot James
“I am very romantic,” said Holly Garner. “I like cute walks through city streets and coffee and croissants in a cozy cafe.”
Holly just described the entire plot of a 1960s French movie I watched the other day.
Right now, Holly and Molly Evans are in the lead in the SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year contest. I never vote in our contests, but if I did, I’d be seriously conflicted.
Here are some of the more interesting comments about Holly:
“The definition of beauty? That’s easy. It’s a picture of Holly Garner. No truer words have ever been spoke or written. No doubt the best is yet to come as long as she desires and continues to model. More, more, more please Holly and SCORELAND.”
“Enchanting. The sweetest face. Voluptuous. Beautiful, full, round breasts. Love the depression of her areola down into her soft breast when she is on her back. A dream girl.”
“What a beauty! Stunning body but to me it is her eyes that truly makes her remarkable.”
Holly Garner is a student in this scene.
February 10, 2022 by Elliot James
The magazine racks are busting out with the new issue of Voluptuous magazine and covergirl Holly Garner.
It was a classic “Stop the presses!” situation for Dave and the print department when Holly’s photo set arrived at the office. But that’s what he did, and it wasn’t easy. Ever see the size of those printing presses?
Helen Star, Micky Bells, Paige Turner, Natasha Sweet, Emma Shay, Amaya May, Lucy Rodriguez and Laura Tithapia also star in this stacked edition. The Movie Pick is Voluptuous XXX Naturals. Super-hottie Laila Lust is interviewed in V-Spot.
You get 12 free full-length HD videos, plus, the print edition comes with the digital version.
Voluptuous Volume 28 Number 3. Get yours today.
