By my calculations, Holly Garner has huge naturals

March 26, 2022 by Dave

She coulda been a math teacher.

Elliot asked Holly Garner, who returns to SCORELAND today, “If you had not become a model, what do you think you would be doing now?”

And Holly said, “I have a diploma as a teacher of mathematics, physics and computer science. But I liked math the most, so maybe I would teach kids math.”

Could you imagine Holly as a math teacher? She’d never have to worry about her students paying attention. They’d be all eyes…on her tits, of course. I can’t speak for their ears.

Holly, who’s one-two with Molly Evans for SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year, doesn’t take a bad picture, but I especially love this one. Talk about boob overflow! She could use this photo to teach her students how to compute the area of a super-stacked natural’s breasts. And there’ll be a test tomorrow.

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2 responses to “By my calculations, Holly Garner has huge naturals”

  1. Steve says:

    HOLY MOLY!!!!! for Holly and Molly, two of the best discoveries in a decade. You need to feature these two goddesses TOGETHER in a video, I mean several videos in various girl/girl scenes in bed, in a shower, hot tub, at the beach, in cosplay or in a catfight ripping at each other’s clothing. Dave and Elliot, please don’t let this opportunity pass up. Visually, they will make the best busty team-up since the Star sisters.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wow! Beautiful and smart.