Eva gets this guy's cock so hard, you could crack somebody across the kneecap with it. Instead, Eva sucks it.
I have to admit, I was pretty fascinated by ESPN’s “30 for 30” documentary about the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan figure-skating scandal, “The Price of Gold.” It takes us back 20 years to when Tonya’s buddies–with or without her knowledge, nobody knows for sure–cracked Nancy, her main American rival for the Gold Medal at the 1994 Winter Olympics, across the knee. I made the mistake of switching off to it during a timeout during one of the football games, and I was so fascinated that I kept watching.
Well, I’d like to tell you that I got back to the game (49ers vs. Seahawks) in time to watch the end, but that’s not what happened. Because I went to check my email, and while I was there, I snuck over to SCORELAND, and what did I find? A Jackumentary! Yes, I went from ice-skating documentary to a big-tit jackumentary about Eva Notty, and although I didn’t jack to Tonya and Nancy (good luck with that), I did jack to Eva.
How could I not? Now that would be a scandal.
The Eva Notty Jackumentary is airing now at SCORELAND. It’s very educational. In it, Eva shows her tits and pussy and fucks a lot. If you’re an Eva fan, you don’t want to miss it. If you’re a fan of jacking off to hot, slim ‘n’ stacked babes, you don’t want to miss it.
Miosotis in one of my favorite photos from the July 2013 issue.
I said it would happen, and it did. Today, we received the following email from our customer service department: “We just sold the last copy of SCORE July 2013. Please deactivate this product from the eBoobStore.”
The July 2013 issue, of course, is the special 164-page collector’s edition featuring our greatest photos ever. It sold huge on the newsstands, and it sold great again in back issues. I can’t remember the last time an issue of SCORE sold out so quickly. Less than 10 months. Could be some sort of record.
Now, in the old days when Boob Cruise issues regularly sold out, once they were gone, they were gone. You were out of luck.
But now, there’s still hope. Now, if you don’t have a copy of the July 2013 issue, your chance to hold one in your hands and flip the pages is gone. Your chance to make billions selling it on eBay is gone.
But this is the digital age, and digits never sell out. And the digital version of the July 2013 SCORE is still available at eBoobStore.com for only $8.99. Load some glossy paper into your printer, make sure you have lots of color ink and you can even print out your own copy.
Or just read it on your computer or tablet. But make sure you have a screen shield. You’ll need it.
I don’t know if most girls name their boobs. The past few years, a lot of girls have called their tits “the girls,” but that’s generic. It might be a good question to add to the models’ bio sheets. I don’t think I’ve ever asked any models that question.
Julia Juggs said she named her boobs “Mary Kate and Ashley.” Two names you wouldn’t expect if you have seen the headlights on Julia.
So what does Rockell call her boobs?
“I named them Attention Whores,” said Rockell. Why so?
“They have a mind of their own. They kinda do what they wanna do.”
I believe it. I also believe they guided Rockell to a good place, specifically SCORE and V-mag.
“A lot of guys have told me that for their size, I have the best boobs they’ve seen in a long time. So that makes me feel good.”
And when Rockell feels good, her attention whores tend to want to come out and play more. That makes us feel good.
The April ’14 SCORE is now at your favorite rack, or get it from us in print or digital form for tablets and PCs at eBoobStore.com.
Rockell gives her tits the OK sign. Life is beautiful.
SCORELAND‘s new show tomorrow, “Oil ‘Em & Fuck ‘Em,” is about a body-glide girl. Girls who put oil or gel on their boobs and bodies and glide and roll over you. For starters. Sometimes it’s called a mazola rolla.
Hitting the Internet in search of this kind of companion, the dude in the video is looking for a body-glide girl to come over and roll all over him. But she must be the right kind of girl. Specifically, she must be a body glide girl with giant gazongas. A statuesque girl who will oil up her big boobs and use them as massagers on his body and then work her way down. He doesn’t want any skinnies to show up. He wants a chick with oomph and well-rounded curves.
A babydoll with tits and ass and sass. Massive melons. Tremendous ta-tas. And a bodacious bubble butt.
Also, he wants an edgy girl.
Now who can satisfy all of these needs and then some?
We know the right girl. We see greatness here. Elle Flynn!
Elle Flynn is your body-glide girl this weekend at SCORELAND.
A German liquor company named G-Spirits sells vodka, rum and whiskey that it pours over a model’s naked tits before bottling.
“The G in our label stands for gentleman,” informs a rep from the company. “To create the perfect taste, we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special woman, one whose characteristics we saw reflected in the liquor. We have a special basin made out of glass. After the liquor is poured over the breasts, it runs directly into the basin. Afterwards, the spirit gets analyzed in a laboratory then it’s bottled. We pay high attention to an hygienic filling process, and medical personnel is present to verify everything is in order.”
A bottle of G-Spirits sells for over $100. That price alone could cause a major hangover.
One natural phenomenon that’s always more than welcome news is when a model tells us that she’s gotten bustier than the last time she was at The SCORE Group. It’s happened several times over the past few years.
Genetics, diet and hormonal changes are some of the reasons for growth spurts. In Vanessa Y.’s case, she had quit smoking cigarettes, and that improves circulation.
I wonder who’ll be back with a bigger chest in the near future?
Here are some recent arrivals to what I call the boob growth spurt posse with then and now pictures. From left to right, Jolie Rain, Lana Ivans, Nancy Navarro and Vanessa Y. For all of them, bigger tits also means buying bigger bras.
Today at SCORELAND, you’ll see a set of Nancy plus a bouncing boobs video shot in super-slo motion. Miraculous!
“I had to get used to it, but I love my body now,” says New York City secretary Janessa Loren, who has G-cup tits and a 40-inch ass. “I have to thank every Latin singer who has come out in these past few years. My body type wasn’t considered to be the norm back then. These bombshell bodies, you know? It took from about the late-’90s to now where these bombshell bodies are considered sexy.”
When Janessa said those words to me, I was a little surprised. I moved down to South Florida in the early 1990s, and from what I could tell, all guys liked girls with hourglass figures and big asses. How was I to know that what was taken for sexy in South Florida, land of bombshell Latinas, had not become sexy in the rest of the country…that a big-ass revolution hadn’t taken place up north, too? Then J-Lo came along with her huge, round ass (but smallish tits) and changed everything.
Janessa, if you had been living down here all those years, you would’ve received the respect you deserve.
“I have to thank people like Jennifer Lopez and Sophia Vergara for that,” Janessa said. “Now every girl is trying to get a butt and big tits. The Kardashians, too. Women aren’t trying to look like they’re dying or don’t eat.”
Janessa measures 42-30-40. She’s 44 years old. She’s a huge sports fan. She fucks on-camera for the first time today at SCORELAND. Her stud pays her tits and ass the respect they deserve.
One of the last new discoveries of 2013 at XLGirls.com, Sara literally ended the year with a big bang. 2014 will be a breast-fest with newbies like her.
This photogenic brunette says she enjoys every minute making pictures and videos. Someone Sara knows recommended The SCORE Group so she took the plunge. We see great, big things ahead of her and we don’t just mean Sara’s 32FF-cups.
Sara likes to spin, cook, read and watch movies.
Sara buys her bras off the rack. Sara’s an 85FF, a European size which comes out to a 32FF in the US and the UK. “I don’t wear a bra in the summer,” Sara said. “I wear tight clothing and high heels when I go out because I like to catch the eye.”
When I last talked about Nancy Navarro’s growth spurt, Blog reader John wrote, “I know she’s gained a bit of weight, and I don’t much care for fat chicks at all, but I still find her quite attractive for some reason.”
Nancy returns to SCORELAND Saturday with photos and a great video of her Bronx bombers bouncing and swaying in slo-mo.
She’s almost enough to make me become a Yankees fan. Almost.
I now have nearly twice as many reasons to love Nancy Navarro.
We often get letters to Scorecard (SCORE@ScoreGroup.com) about seeing big-boobed girls walk and run. (One of my personal favorite things.) The following is part of a letter from Bob.
“Guys love girls walking without bras in tight, cleavage-spilling clothes, breasts jiggling and heaving with every step. I mean, for a full minute or so without the dizzy gonzo view of some Handycam which blurs the movement of the breasts.”
So on a nice, sunny Florida day when naturally topheavy English brunette Bex Shiner visited a fairly quiet beach and began to attract onlookers just by standing there. One of the staff just so happened to have a camera so Bex went for a jog. Her Union Jack bikini top remained intact and Bex’s knockers did not fly out of them. That top was too well-made! Thank you for being jigglicious, Bex.
A new set and video of Bex, “Pink Bikini Time In Miami,” posts today at SCORELAND.
