Tag Archive: Hooters

What I could watch Natalie Fiore do all day

June 19, 2010 by Elliot James

I’m not into all the craziness. The appeal of farked-up weirdness goes way past me. I don’t like to see bukkakes. And I also feel sorry for the janitor afterwards. Gang bangs? It’s mainly a man show with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball. There’s plenty more wacked-out fringe stuff that I won’t even bother writing about. All I can say is, to each his own and good luck.

Natalie would be a formidable competitor in banana-eating contests.

But Natalie Fiore simply unpeeling a banana and putting it in her mouth? A-ha! That I can watch over and over. Maria wrote two BLOG entries this week, one about fruit play, the other about the greatness of Natalie Fiore. As it turns out by chance (or maybe Maria has precognition), just in time for this Sunday’s SCORE Theater video is Foodie Time With Natalie Fiore. Just give me the simple pleasures in life and I’m content. Natalie coming back from a trip to the grocery store and saying “Teeets” in her sexy accent is all I really need. Pouring honey on her beautiful areolae and licking it off? Lip-smackin’ good. Like I commented, Natalie could turn a breast-man into an Iron Cock Chef in less than two minutes. Check out these vidcaps. (Her scene is video only.)

Also this weekend, Chapter Two of Mamazon The Movie starts today. In this episode, the bad-ass Mamazons, led by badder-ass queen Alexis Silver, examine one of their captives and his Johnson before throwing him back into their  jungle jail. But on the way back to the lock-up, stacked warrior guard Alia Janine decides to find out what a man has to offer her so she jumps the hapless Hugo. It’s just the beginning of the male invasion and penetration of the Mamazons’ society and way of life. How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen the man-pipe?

Enjoy it all because it’ll be Monday before ya know it!

The all-natural issue of SCORE now at your favorite news rack

June 16, 2010 by Elliot James

The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of  lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae,  Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.

Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls..

Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.

Miosotis brings up the rear. The rear cover.

Miosotis brings up the rear. The rear cover.

Birthday blessings upon….

June 15, 2010 by Elliot James
Ariana Angel born June 15.

Ariana Angel born June 15.

Mary Carey born June 15.
Mary Carey born June 15.
Samantha Sanders born June 17.
Samantha Sanders born June 17.

Ariana Angel travels the world going to concerts and parties. The Amsterdam record promoter, music student, journalist and international party girl specializes in the hardcore punk rock scene.

We did an interview with Mary Carey that was one of our most over-the-top ever. It’s archived on SCORELAND. “I like penises under seven inches. Seven inches is too big for me. I have a shallow pussy,” Mary told me and Dave. She should have been elected governor of California.

Samantha Sanders is an expert horsewoman and a lawyer. Modeling is only a pasttime. Samantha says she always gets patted down whenever she travels through airports. Yeah, like she’s carrying concealed weapons under her sweater. We know how these screeners think. Happy birthday, ladies.

SCORELAND: Like Xanadu with tits!

February 12, 2010 by Maria
Dave with Renee. I am sure he is giving her skating tits, er, tips. lol

Dave with Renee. I am sure he is giving her skating tits, er, tips. lol

Something is always going down in the SCORE offices. Sometimes, you walk into the kitchen and there’s a big-titter at your table, eating some lunch, and her cleavage is burning a hole in your retinas. Sometimes you walk into an empty office and there’s a super-titter on the desk, spread eagle and in the middle of a photo shoot. And sometimes you are walking down the hallway and you almost get run over by mega-titter Renee Ross on roller skates. And in booty shorts, too.

Yes…SCORE is sometimes like Xanadu, but with more tits.

Here is what I can tell you about Renee. She is one of THE sweetest ladies you will ever meet. She is very funny and personable. She loves to laugh and it comes across whenever she is on set. And she is pretty great on roller skates. She was so excited to roller skate around our offices and do tricks for everyone watching that we found ourselves watching her roll around for quite some time. And when I say WE, I mean practically everyone in our office. Renee is easy on the eyes but bad for work productivity. lol

The only way this would be better is if Renee was naked! :)

The only way this would be better is if Renee was naked! 🙂

We all secretly hoped Renee fell…on top of one of us so we'd be victims of a tit collision. YUM.

We all secretly hoped Renee fell…on top of one of us so we'd be victims of a tit collision. YUM.

Renee rolls by our video editor/cameraman, Lester. Just another day in the office...

Renee rolls by our video editor/cameraman, Lester. Just another day in the office...

With tits like that, I'd play rollerderby with Renee anyday!

With tits like that, I'd play rollerderby with Renee anyday!

So check out this video of Renee on her skates because it’s Thursday, and on Friday we like to have fun! 🙂

Hope everyone has a smashing weekend and that all of you curl up with a sexy busty, too!

Maria

The happy hooter holiday weekend at SCORELAND

January 2, 2010 by Elliot James

That sexy Paraguyan SCORELAND hottie Paola Rios will be bathing, showering and shaving in exclusive videos. That’s both sharing and caring! Subtitled in English so you can hear that sweet voice talking in her native tongue.

Paola tries an Argentinian tub.

Kentucky bra-strap snapper Slone Ryder gets an oily-to-bed breast massage by the hands of the boob masseur and gets Voluptuous Girl Slone so worked up, she gives it up. Tugging, tit-sexin’, hands-free BJs, humping and pumping and stress-busting galore.

Slone is a natural at getting fucked on-camera.

SCORE man-pleaser Candace Von goes to Boot Camp in a video salute to our Allied armed forces around the world. Her drill sargeant puts his drill to good use on this sexy fuck-bunny.

Candace goes to Boob Boot Camp. Earns may medals.

This and tons more on the #1 Boob Site.

Bustin’ out at the strip club with Mianna Thomas

September 5, 2009 by Elliot James

Keep those scrawny, ordinary, small-chested strippers out of Club SCORE. We need ’em big, bigger, biggest. We don’t know if Mianna Thomas has any interest in being a real lap dancer, but this weekend, Club SCORE becomes the ultimate big-boob VIP room fantasy when the customer gets total service at his table and on stage in a SCORELAND 30-minute video. When Mianna (46-30-36) Thomas busts out at this strip club, she’s not kidding around. There’s enough firepower in her bra to wipe out a dozen men. Thank God Mianna uses her 34JJ boobs for good.

Hangers at the strip club.

 

Daylene Rio’s a handy girl to have around

August 29, 2009 by Elliot James

Tomorrow, Sunday, SCORELAND has Daylene Rio from California taking matters into her own hands. If you don’t know who Daylene is, you’re missing out because she’s one of the hottest babes of the last two years. She’s an exotic dancer and only fairly recently went from nude modeling to full-on XXX nutbusting. Tanned, brunettte, Latina, very sexy body, pretty face, wears hot clothes all the time. A real head-turner.

In the video (and matching photos), Daylene shows off her big tits, then strokes and tit-fucks a dick to a happy ending all over her chest and hands. She and her tits inspire a mess. And while she’s doing that, she’s talking about how she likes cock between her boobs and in her hands and making eye-contact. She gives great jack chat. (The camerawork is point-of-view, my favorite style of skinamatography.) I loved it.

I feel like sending Daylene a fan letter myself after seeing it. Watch Daylene as she spends the day at the SCORE Studio. She’s a hottie! What a great neighbor she’d make.

Yes, very handy to have at home.

How come there are no hooters at Hooters?

August 24, 2009 by Dave
If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.

If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.

I was in Vegas this past weekend and decided to check out the Hooters Hotel, knowing it was probably a mistake. So I walked in, and 15 minutes later, I walked out because, just as I suspected, there were no big-hootered girls serving drinks or dealing cards at Hooters Hotel, which should never, ever be confused with Hooter Hotel (the DVD starring Karina Hart, Mandy Pearl, Kristy Klenot, Melissa Mandlikova, Katarina and Dominno).

If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving drinks.

If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving them.

Years ago, Hooters defended itself from the feminazis by arguing (tongue in cheek, I assume) that the restaurant’s name referred to the owl in its logo, not the hooters on its waitresses’ chests. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went on. But here’s the deal: They weren’t being dishonest! On the average day, you’re not gonna find many waitresses with big tits working at Hooters. This restaurant, and now the hotel, never ceases to be a disappointment for big-tit lovers.

I mean, really, have you ever seen a SCORE-built girl waitressing at Hooters? Angela White used to say she wanted to work at Hooters. Well, they wouldn’t hire her. Her tits are too big.

So next time you’re in Vegas, go to Hooters Hotel for the $3 blackjack, but don’t expect the dealer to have a rack. Of tits, I mean. Chips she’ll probably have. Yours.