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The secret to a great game of pool

July 25, 2010 by Elliot James
Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.

Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.

I was thinking the other day of the sport or game that looks the hottest and horniest when a busty girl is playing it.

You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.

You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.

I considered basketball because of all that dribbling and bouncing. Baseball is too static. Football, maybe, but they’re all armored-up. I admit lingerie football seems to have some popularity lately on TV. Bowling was a possibility. My mind’s in the gutter anyway. So was trampolining, hula-hooping, tennis and volleyball.

Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.

Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.

Then I decided. Pool. Get a big-boobed babe to lean forward and slide that stick between her fingers and you have the secret to a great pool game.

Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.

Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.

She’s bent over. She’s angling her body in lots of decorative positions. And if she’s wearing a low-cut top, you get those unforgettable, hunched-over visuals.

Here are some examples of the SCORE way to rack ’em up.

Taylor Hill compares racks.

Taylor Hill compares racks.

Natalie’s standout nipples. Daylene rides U. Mianna’s wet T carwash.

July 24, 2010 by Elliot James

Mianna gets wet.

Have you ever seen Mianna Thomas wash a car? Well, you will now. And she does it in a tight, white tank-dress. Mianna has more curves than the Grand Prix and no brakes.

Natalie’s perfect body.

Because no one can ever get enough of Euro-star Natalie Fiore (who really should move to America and get U.S. citizenship), she’s back  with a matching video, “Natalie’s Standout Nipples.” They sure do standout.

Daylene’s horny switch is permanently on.

 

And dirty talking Daylene Rio dresses like a hot coed-stripper to suck, tit-fuck and ride the man-pole in “this-is-your-cock” point-of-view video action. Daylene, a nude lapdancer at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California, says, “The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants.” Words to make a man fall in love.

A couple of years ago, I was reading a study by two Belgian psychology researchers. The bottom line is that staring at busty, attractive women basically lowers the male IQ to about the level of a Big Mac with cheese.  But I already knew this. Those psychologists could have saved their cash for something else. Like a SCORELAND membership. Now that would be an intelligent decision.

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! To who? TO US!

July 19, 2010 by Maria
It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!

It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!

Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.

Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.

Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of fucking it.

Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of drinking it.

For SCORE (actually, exactly one year ago today), we the people of the republic of all things rack decided that we needed a vehicle to get out there amongst the big-boob lovers on the highways of the Web. After much deliberation and the shooting down of a site called SCOREeditorsXXXposed! (Just kidding!), we created this blog, and a year later, we are going strong.

And while we are all jumping up and down in joy over our blog’s first birthday, I would like to take to time and say that as a new editor on the block, this blog has allowed me to connect to a lot of V-Mag readers and fine-tune my mag to all of your tastes. I appreciate everyone’s feedback about your likes and dislikes, as do Elliot and Dave.

And, how cool is it that you guys can interact with the models?

And how cool is it that we make blog videos where the models have fun and you get to know them better?

I say it’s pretty effin’ cool.

So, happy birthday to us, and thank you for all of your input and blogging’ness, which rules!

Your support of our blog is great. Like underwire to titties. Thanks for helping us stay solid!

xoxoxoxoxox and YAY!!!,

Maria

Held in the grip of the Mamazons; never enough Taylor Steele

July 16, 2010 by Elliot James

Mamazon The Movie swings to its cliffhanging conclusion tomorrow with Chapter Six, “Daylene’s Lust For Fertility.” Smokin’ hot Daylene Rio is the high-priestess of the Mamazons. While Queen Alexis Silver and Shyla Shy are jumping one of the explorers, Daylene has chased down the runaway James. She hasn’t had the magic mojo cream squirted on her tits like the others have, but Daylene is interested. Question is, what are the Mamazons gonna do for push-push-in-the-bush if they wipe the invaders out? Find out in the explosive climax. It’ll be Mamazon fever in North America this weekend when the two-disc DVD arrives at your favorite video store.

From one tropical paradise to another, point your mouse to the awesome Taylor Steele in a first-run SCORE Theater video that leaves no bra hooked. You can thank us and Taylor on Monday. Plus, Taylor’s September ’10 SCORE pictorial shows you what the perfect office supervisor wears in Toronto. Today isn’t Taylor’s birthday, but it should be! Celebrate it anyway!

Here’s a video recap of Mamazon Chapter Five. Pretty action packed, ain’t it?

The return of the worst pick-up lines ever said to SCORE Girls

July 13, 2010 by Elliot James

Because you can’t keep a bad pick-up line down for long…

SCORE Girls have heard every cheese-encrusted line in the big book of pick-up quips, much more than any average girl. Here’s a few more ’cause it can’t hurt any more than it already does. Bad beyond human understanding.

The pick-up game has become a cottage industry over the past decade. There’s no shortage of online pick-up gurus trying to sell guys their game for a few bucks. They go way beyond spouting a few opening lines. Today, it’s handled like a science. Worthy of a story in SCORE?

Danielle: “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.”  Alexia: "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”

Danielle Derek (left): “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.” Alexia Moore (right): "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”

Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”

Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”

"I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle."

Brianna Costello: "I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle."

Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best looking guy here but I’m the only guy talking to you.”

Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only guy talking to you.”

Mamazon races towards an explosive climax. Natalie explodes out of her brassiere.

July 9, 2010 by Elliot James

In Chapter Five of Mamazon The Movie on SCORELAND, the hapless jungle raiders find themselves in deep poop. This poor boob is slated to be part of a Mamazon sex ritual that officially initiates Shyla Shy into the tribe. After swigging a mind-numbing brew cooked up by resident witch doctor Daylene Rio that turns him into a sex-zombie, the anal-loving Queen Alexis and Shyla help themselves to his cock. Meanwhile, James has bolted the village with Daylene in hot pursuit, a big spear in her hand. Some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed…

Mamazons want action.

Daylene Rio: aqua-maid.

Daylene Rio: aqua-maid.

I’m happy to say that besides Mamazon, it’s also a Natalie Fiore weekend, with a SCORE pictorial today and her matching video, How To Stiffen Nipples, this Sunday. I hadn’t seen the video until the other day, just the photo set, and when I saw the finished video, I nearly fell out of my chair. (It’s a good thing it comes with a seat belt for moments like this.) Natalie looks ready to explode out of her bra when the video opens. Women always look bustier on video than in photos for technical reasons and the boob-shelf that this bra created still has me punchy. Natalie could serve breakfast on it. Of course, I was aching for her to remove it too. Natalie is great as usual in this video and I love how she chats. Sexy chit-chat adds a very important dimension to a solo video; vital, in my opinion. She’s one of the very best at eargasmic talents.

Dave has posted a great three-part BLOG this weekend about Angelina Castro so don’t miss all three days. Angelina’s new XXX video will be posting soon on SCORELAND.

 

A big birthday blowout week for…

June 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Indianna Jaymes’ SCORE credits include May and Holiday ’09 and the upcoming October ’10 issue. Misty Knights was a stripper-cop in the DVD SCORE Xtra #5. Bunny De La Cruz made three appearances in Voluptuous and was the XL Girls Model of the Year for 2008. One-shot wonder Laura Leeds of England has one credit, V-Mag July ’04. Lizzie Mills was featured in SCORE six times. The last was July ’06. Skye Blue debuted in May ’95 SCORE in a solo pictorial and sailed on Boob Cruise ’98 with her then-partner Summer Cummings. Happy birthday, ladies.

Contests…love ’em, hate ’em, can’t live without ’em?

June 25, 2010 by Dave
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn't even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.

The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn't even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.

One of the unintended consequences of my blog this past week (“Shocking news from the SCORELAND Blog poll…or am I the only one who’s shocked?”) was a heated side conversation about comparing one girl to another. It started when Frankie said that so and so and so and so were much hotter than so and so, to which Jenna Valentine replied, “You guys shouldn’t say other girls are hotter than others. It’s not like they can’t read this and don’t have feelings.” And then Arianna Sinn chimed in with, “They can’t understand that this is not a competition between us.” And it really isn’t.

But then there’s the dicey issue of poll questions like the one we asked last week about your picks so far for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, and The Top 100 of the Decade contest that was held at SCORELAND and the annual Newcomer and Model of the Year contests in SCORE and Voluptuous. Which, at heart, are competitions between models.

The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest started in 1997 and came about entirely by accident. The editor at the time ran a pictorial showing the top newcomers of 1996, and before he knew it, he was getting hundreds of letters with votes he had never asked for. The winner of that non-contest was Rocki Roads (who, incredibly, beat out Linsey Dawn McKenzie). Since then, the official Newcomer of the Year contest has been a mainstay of SCORE (we added Model of the Year in 2001).

Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.

Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.

Judging by the thousands and thousands of votes we get (and the fact that the awards issue is always one of our best-sellers of the year), most of you like the awards contests. Most models do, too. Crystal Gunns actively campaigned for 2007 Model of the Year and was thrilled when she did win.

But there’s a flip side to this, too. Some people ask, “How come everything has to be a competition? Why do we have to compare one girl to another?”

“I hate the contests,” Cherry Brady told me the other day. Cherry had the misfortune of coming along in 2003, the greatest year ever for Voluptuous newcomers. In most other years, she might have won…and maybe she wouldn’t hate the contests so much! 🙂

There are a lot of different aspects to this thorny debate. I love the awards. Elliot James doesn’t like them. I think they’re a way to celebrate our best girls. But, of course, there can be only one winner, so how do the runners-up feel? And how about the girls who aren’t even nominated? How do they feel?

Actually, I want to know how you feel. The SCORE and Voluptuous awards: Should we keep them or do away with them?

Babes havin’ birthday bashes

June 24, 2010 by Elliot James

Dammit, Janet!

June 20, 2010 by Maria

There are a lot of beautiful, mocha-mammed goddesses inside of SCORELAND. From dark and lovely Farrah Vancock to sexy and thick Mianna Thomas, these ladies are built like brick houses. They have curves that could make a grown man cry! But to me, the one lady who is the cream of the crop is Janet Jade.

Janet has one of those bodies that just doesn’t quit. She is curvaceous AND she is trim. She has both tits AND and quite the scrumptious ass. She has a pretty smile AND she is very sweet. Janet might just be the perfect woman. She is an ex-cheerleader and she loves to dance. I would love to see her dance, too, because I am pretty sure that all of her good lady parts would jiggle if she did.

Some people are disappointed that she never went on to do XXX, but not me. And although I was glad she decided to do a tug job for our cameras, with Christy Marks no less, for me, Janet is best solo. That way I can appreciate all of her amazing body. Not to say I wouldn’t want to see her fuck for the lens, but it isn’t necessary. I just think she is that amazing. She can stand all on her own and still hold it down. (As long as she is standing there naked!)

I salute you, Janet!

xxxo

Maria