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Krystal Swift: Czech country girl

August 25, 2013 by Elliot James

This is Krystal Swift’s version of a country girl.

There are lots of farm girls in the Czech Republic. I Czeched this out in my research.

In the beginning of this fresh set, Krystal is climbing a ladder to fix a curtain. You’d be happy to help Miss Swift hang curtains just to see her climb a ladder before she climbed onto your curtain rod.

In her most-recent visit to SCORELAND, Krystal helped two guys with their curtain rods. She’s so helpful.

When Krystal’s not giving all of herself with cameras rolling, she’s with friends watching ice hockey games. Her favorite team is HC Oceláři Třinec. I can imagine her in the arena  jumping up and down when they score. Yes, a bouncing Czech you’d accept.

Czech her out today at SCORELAND.

Kiss them for us, Krystal.

Meet New Discovery Jessica Roberts at SCORELAND

August 24, 2013 by Elliot James

Jessica Roberts: Ready for a frisking?

Meet Jessica Roberts, New Discovery. That’s Officer Jessica Roberts to you. She’s a busty cop.

Jessica is a very-arresting brunette originally from Chicago, and she is here to bust you up.

Jessica heard about SCORE and wanted a piece of the action.

Forty-three natural inches of chest is armed and dangerous the way I look at it.

Jessica debuts this Sunday at SCORELAND in her first set and video, and a few days later, she turns up the heat even more with a horny fuck scene.

Play that trailer and keep your hands out of your pockets.

Coming next week to XLGirls.com: Don’t miss the worldwide debut of Jennica Lynn

August 23, 2013 by Dave

She has huge naturals (the bra size depends on where she buys them, although I was astonished when she told me that she buys her bras off the rack in the UK). She’s originally from Sweden and now lives in the UK. She’s sweet. She’s sexy. She’s getting ready to bust into your life! You’re going to fall in love. You’re going to do other things, too.

 

 

 

Would they wear these outfits to the store?

August 22, 2013 by Elliot James

In a recent photo set at SCORELAND, Felicia Clover wore this eye-popping little number.  Would she wear it going to the mall?

Maggie Green would probably not wear this around town, even if she was out of her town and in another town, like Miami.

Sirale in the Czech Republic is pretty low-key, I’m told, so running around in a tube top may not be her thing.

Now Jessi Rhodes would probably leave the house dressed like this although I’m just guessing.

Harmony White lives in Miami and this cleavage-rounding number fits right into the dress code here. No problem getting past the bouncers at a club.

Morgan Page’s exposed bra with a top reminded me of the Seinfeld episode The Caddy about a girl who wore her bra like it was a top. (Madonna started that short-lived fad in the late ’80’s.) Morgan would definitely have no problem hailing a taxi.

Happy birthday to Destiny Rose, born August 22!

Wednesday is Butt Day at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com

August 21, 2013 by Dave

BootyLicious babe Mazzaratie Monica gets her 52-inches of ass fucked at XLGirls.com.

SCORE Girl Daylene Rio, whose tits and ass are bigger than ever, lets a lucky stud have his way with both at SCORELAND.

Happy Butt Day!

 

Daylene's got it going on coming and going.

Nobody has ever said to Mazzaratie, "Don't just sit there."

Patty Michova plays on the pole in her first XXX SCORE video

August 16, 2013 by Elliot James

A nice, quiet afternoon at his favorite strip club watering hole was what this man wanted. The place was empty except for a new girl he’d never seen before. She said her name was Patty Michova and she had just started dancing.

Her pole dance practice has only just begun.

Patty’s also patriotic. Check out her shoes.

See how Patty poles at SCORELAND.

Watch Patty work the pole.

A few words about New Discovery Valentina Monroe

August 15, 2013 by Elliot James

BosomBoy: “Those Mams are massively massive and she is a big titty structure with an amazing hourglass figure.”

Ingham: “Nice! Very good figure, great breasts, and the tan lines are a bonus.”

Nick: “WOW! How can you not give her five stars?! Now if you’ll excuse me, my pants have suddenly become very tight…”

Aguila1: “Nice big breasts. Good-looking voluptuous model. I want to see more.”

SlowHandRob: “Damn!!! What a sexy, sexy lady Miss Valentina is. Please bring us more photo shoots.”

These are the first comments about Valentina Monroe’s very first photo shoot.

After we first contacted Valentina, she thought for a few months about modeling at SCORE. She even dropped by the SCORE building and was given the guided tour to see what we are all about. Valentina kept in touch after that but she wasn’t sure if she should pose. Finally, she said she’d give it a go. And here she is.

Patience has its benefits.

Valentina's first magazine layout will be in January '14 SCORE on-sale October 29.

 

SCORELAND is “Stacked & Wet” with newcomer Patty Michova

August 12, 2013 by Elliot James

Patty Michova learned about SCORE from a friend. She wanted to join in so she connected. See Patty’s first photos and video in all of her bikini glory and beyond today at SCORELAND.

Patty’s sleek bod was made for skimpy swimsuits that barely have enough fabric for a handkerchief. No complaints here.

Bikinis rule. One-piece swimsuits don’t make the grade.

Thanks for thinking of SCORE, Patty.

Patty's body was made for dental floss bikinis.

Brittany Kendall: buxom blonde beach bunny bounces on the beef banana

August 9, 2013 by Elliot James

You were introduced to Brittany Kendall in New Discovery. A sweet, quiet girl, Brittany is back quickly to show us how her studies in sexology are progressing. We lined up a good tutor to test Brittany’s knowledge.

Some girls have that distinctive porn star look even if they’re not porn stars. Like Pamela Anderson who I think influenced a lot of porn stars even though she never did porn herself. (Sorry, Pam’s sex tape doesn’t count.) In fact, the porn star look is all over the place these days. Brittany does not have the porn star look.

Some girls have a kind of shy, virginal quality about them. It doesn’t matter if they have tattoos or not, or even if they’re exotic dancers, like Brittany is. Brittany has this quality, a kind of porcelain doll look mixed with a California busty blonde beach bunny girl-next-door look. I don’t know if Brittany plans on becoming a porn star or if this is a wild oats thing for her.

J Mac comes behind her and begins bouncing and jiggling Brittany’s natural 36FF-cups. Her nipples visibly enlarge as he does his jug juggling act.

He asks her what her favorite position is. She tells him doggie-style. In answer to his probing questions, she says, yes, she has been tit-fucked. Then he turns her around to lift up her skirt and spanks her soft, pink bottom.

For what happens next, I recommend playing this trailer and then logging into the place tit-men call their vacation spot. SCORELAND.

Beti Phellasio more than lives up to her name

August 7, 2013 by Elliot James

Now at your favorite store or get it direct from eBoobStore.

A cheery, chatty, upbeat English girl, born and raised in London, Beti Phellasio is the covergirl of September ’13 XL Girls magazine.

Beti’s got the kind of lust-inspiring, ultra-curvy body that artists have immortalized with paint or marble for centuries.

The brunette knock-out’s sex drive matches her generous proportions and 38G-cups. They are made to be sucked. Made to be fucked. Made to be squeezed.

Beti says that she loves sexing so much she thinks she’ll be a cougar one day. I believe it.

Beti’s philosophy taps into the mind of the breast-man. “I’m a big girl. I’ve got gigantic boobs. Boys like gigantic boobs. I like boys. So it’s a really great combination as it so happens!”

Beti is back at XLGirls.com starting today for a body show called “Love Those Curves” and then a boiling-hot encounter called “Beti Duz It Better.” It’s her second boy-girl XXX.

I love these naturally wild English girls. And that’s a fact, Jack.

A naughty English girl who loves to get her nipples sucked hard.