I think he’s still breathing.
“Poor guy. So young. How did he die?”
“He got smothered by Xena Zoraki’s tits.”
“Oh. Well, that’s not so bad.”
I mean, I once got struck by a car while riding my bicycle. I’d much rather have been struck by Xena’s giant G-cup naturals.
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Kailani knows what she wants in an assistant.
Today at SCORELAND, businesswoman Kailani Kai is in town for a conference, so she calls a staffing service.
“I need an assistant,” Kailani tells the person on the other end of the line. “Can you please send the one with the biggest cock?”
When he gets there, she sucks and fucks his dick.
#MeToo!
Oh. I meant, “My cock, too!”
This is the sort of request that won’t fly in today’s society, and I don’t have a problem with that. But we’re allowed to fantasize about, say, calling a staffing service and asking for a woman with the biggest tits, right? We just can’t actually do it in real life. But that’s what porn is for. Thank goodness.
Kai Turner knows that a good ball-sucker has to be a little bit tender, a little bit vigorous.
Newcomer Kai Turner is doing a lot of things these days at XLGirls.com, and one of those things is sucking balls. Of course, ball-sucking is nothing new in the world of porn. It’s done all the time. It’s been done for decades. Not every porn starlet does it, but most of them do. And here’s one of the places where I think porn sex is different from real-life sex. (Another is where the guy cums; in the pussy is commonplace in real life, not as common in porn. And when’s the last time a woman let you cum all over her face?)
I’m guessing most guys have had their balls sucked at least once, but: 1. Did she offer or did you have to ask for it? (I’m guessing the latter in most cases); 2. Was she good at it or did she have you a little concerned? Because let’s face it: The family jewels are fragile. If a girl isn’t tender around the nutsac, bad things can happen. (Although it’s true that bad things can happen when a girl sucks cock poorly, too; I once dated a head-sucker. Just the thought of it makes me anxious.)
And, of course, once she’s gone down to the balls, she’s only millimeters away from…you know. Tossing the salad. And most women really have to be asked to do that (and a lot of guys are afraid to ask).
I think a lot of women are hesitant to suck balls because 1. They see it as something porn sluts do; and 2. They’re afraid of causing damage; 3. The balls are just too close to the butthole.
Do I have this right?
When Victoria Lobov gets together with Peter Fitzwell, pleasurizing the busty, blonde beauty’s butt is on both their minds.
Victoria’s come a very long way since her SCORE debut in 2019 and a lot longer and hotter way than many SCORE Girls have come or will ever come.
When Dave interviewed Victoria on-set that year before her first boy-girl scene with JMac, he asked her how she felt about it.
“I’m a little nervous, but I’m excited to try it. I think it will be fun. I just want to relax and have a good time,” was Victoria’s reply.
They don’t call Fitzwell “Big Peter” for nothing, but Victoria told me in 2020 that cock size is not important to her.
“I don’t have a preference for a size. I love any cock size, big or small. As long as it squirts.”
Peter flosses with Victoria’s panties before they have anal sex.
Tanya Virago drops by the DP Enterprises office of Michael Fly and Deny Lou. They’re interviewing girls for a position at their company. Several positions, in fact, including doggie and double penetration. This is more than a sex scene; this is an athletic event. Tanya is a sexual super-woman.
I’ve interviewed a lot of SCORE & Voluptuous Girls. Tanya made this one extra-special.
SCORELAND: Before you became a porn star, did you do double penetration in your private life?
Tanya Virago: Most likely you will be surprised by my answer, but before my porn career, there was never a double penetration in my personal life.
SCORELAND: When did you first try anal sex?
Tanya Virago: The first anal sex in my life I tried at the age of about 20 years. I can admit that it wasn’t exactly what I expected. I think it was a little awkward, but I didn’t plan to stop after the first time, and now it’s my favorite type of sex.
Tanya gets the dick from both sides.
If a guy is going to be distracted from watching TV, there’s no better way than the way Angie Bravo distracts her guy today at SCORELAND. To Angie, I say “Bravo!”
Angie’s mouth is watering.
Katie goes hotter than ever in this set and video.
I can never predict how much time the girls we photograph will devote to modeling. Some will make a full-time career out of it. Others do it for a day, a month, a year and then they move on. Which brings me to Katie Rose. She’s got so much going on besides modeling that I can’t even try to make a prediction. Today we’re posting the photos that were published in Voluptuous magazine (Volume 29 Number 4). She’s the covergirl of the issue.
SCORELAND: Do you drive?
Katie Rose: No, but I really want to.
SCORELAND: Are car seat belts comfortable for you?
Katie Rose: I don’t like them. They go between my breasts or squeeze them.
SCORELAND: What do you wear when you go to bed?
Katie Rose: I sleep without clothes.
“I fantasize about being under a desk and sucking the dick of a guy on a computer,” Kira Clark wrote in her model bio. As fantasies go, Kira’s is very doable, unlike, say, having sex in a helicopter.
That would be a hot opening to a video in SCORELAND, XLGirls, 18eighteen, NaughtyMag or the MILF sites. It works across the board. I’m going to suggest it to the studio.
Kira had the biggest breasts of her classmates, of course. “Kira used to be a bartender, so she knows tits mean tips,” SCORE Group editor Dave wrote. “She was always, like Katie Rose, the bustiest girl in school.”
In one of our SCORELAND polls, sexy schoolgirl was listed third behind teacher and nurse as favorite fantasy girls. I think hairstylist is overlooked. They often dress sexy and hover closely over their customers, boobs dangling in their faces. When Holly Wood first came to SCORE, she did a hot hairstylist scene with Tony Rubino.
Tanya gives Radek the biggest tip of his life.
Tanya Virago is touching up her makeup when Radek, the room service waiter, shows up with her Martini. She takes a sip and approves. Radek then holds his palm out for the customary tip. What happens next is every room service waiter’s fantasy, and it’s not getting $5 for a $20 cocktail.
I asked Tanya for an interview and she made my day by finding the time to do it. Here’s a piece of it.
SCORE: Do women ever ask you if they can touch your boobs?
Tanya Virago: Great question. You will be surprised, but it is women who always ask permission before touching my breasts, and believe me, this happens quite often.
SCORE: Who licks pussy better, men or women?
Tanya Virago: From my point of view, men lick pussy better than women, especially when they really want to please us or bring us to orgasm.
SCORE: On a regular day, how do you dress when you go out, low-key or sexy?
Tanya Virago: It all depends on my mood and what I have planned to do. In my personal life, I dress differently: sometimes sexy, sometimes comfortable.