Warning: Do not try this in your office
Kailani knows what she wants in an assistant.
Today at SCORELAND, businesswoman Kailani Kai is in town for a conference, so she calls a staffing service.
“I need an assistant,” Kailani tells the person on the other end of the line. “Can you please send the one with the biggest cock?”
When he gets there, she sucks and fucks his dick.
#MeToo!
Oh. I meant, “My cock, too!”
This is the sort of request that won’t fly in today’s society, and I don’t have a problem with that. But we’re allowed to fantasize about, say, calling a staffing service and asking for a woman with the biggest tits, right? We just can’t actually do it in real life. But that’s what porn is for. Thank goodness.