And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.
There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)
And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.
And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.
Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.
So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.
In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at eBoobStore.com.
Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.
“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”
Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.
Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.
Regular Blog participant Larry G. complains, “I was disappointed that you guys did not observe Veterans Day here at SCORELAND. There are plenty of SCORE models who are veterans. Like Elaina Gregory and Victoria Lane. Why didnt u honor us by showing some pics of them last Friday the 11th?”
Sorry, Larry. Must’ve been an oversight. Although, in all honesty, thinking about Veterans Day doesn’t give me a hard-on.
However, looking at photos of big-boobed girls in non-regulation military gear does.
So, better late than never, here’s SCORELAND‘s tribute to the military.
Give these ladies the 100 cc salute.
Lisa Lipps sinks ships.
Karina Hart's 34H-cup guns salute.
Skyie Blew. Stand and deliver.
Alix Lakehurst demonstrates military camouflage techniques.
Cherry Brady, making the world a more jackable place.
Daizie Kellogg being all that she can be.
June Summers is dedicated to servicing our enlisted men.
Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
S.M., a regular contributor to “Scorecard,” from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “Here’s my Top 25 of your most-photogenic naturals ever. 1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie; 2. Merilyn Sakova; 3. Sharday; 4. Ashley Sage Ellison; 5. Karina Hart; 6. Nicole Peters; 7. Bea Flora; 8. Brianna Costello; 9. Kelly Kay; 10. Natalie Fiore; 11. Taylor Steele; 12. Arianna Sinn; 13. Kerry Marie; 14. Shione Cooper; 15. Sophie Mae; 16. Terry Nova; 17. Chloe Vevrier; 18. Anna Song; 19. Luma; 20. Rhonda Baxter; 21. Via Paxton; 22. Kaytee Carter; 23. Miosotis; 24. Carrie Lynn; and 25. Dawn Stone.”
Got that?
S.M. continues, “Let’s start with the definition of photogenic, according to the dictionary: ‘attractive as a subject for photography.’ I’d say the women above would fit that description, wouldn’t you? Linsey came in at No. 1, which should not be a shocker. She was a borderline celebrity. She was the porn version of Judy Garland, the brunette Marilyn Monroe, the British Jenna Jameson… you name it! I have selected the models for various reasons, some for being very personable, for sensuality, for attractiveness and, most importantly, for smoldering sexuality. Smoldering sexuality lets me know that the model might actually be aroused, which means she’s into what she’s doing or is at least acting like she is, so it’s the thought that counts. Terry Nova, Shione Cooper, Natalie Fiore and Chloe Vevrier specialize in this category.”
“Karina, Brianna and Taylor are the most personable models. They never stop smiling!”
“The most-sensuous models consist of Kelly Kay, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Merilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone. And then you have your hardcore vixens such as Christy Marks and Shione Cooper, who are photogenic when solo.”
Thanks for the list, S.M. But, to tell you the truth, I thought all of our models were photogenic.
In America, bigger melons are actually more in demand except by urban female shoppers who don’t want to carry a lot of heavy items from the store to their apartments.
Junk science? Maybe, maybe not. I don’t think guys buy bananas with the same attitude.
There’s an Italian sex researcher who claims he can accurately analyze a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts compared to different kinds of fruit.
Break out the binoculars! Brit supergirl Leanne Crow bikini ups and bikini downs at the infinity pool today in the wrap-up to “Puerto Vallarta Vacation” at SCORELAND. Join in!
It’s hot in Mexico, and it got hotter when Leanne removes her top and gets her huge naturals soaking wet. It’s a tough job, but Leanne has all the right qualifications. Mexico definitely agreed with Leanne.
I wonder if the neighbors knew there was a naked senorita outside their windows. Probably not. The mariachis would have shown up the moment she took off her bikini. They always do when a girls shows her boobs or butt.
Click the candid clip above for a Leanne sneak peek.
And happy birthday today to Karina Hart, born August 26th!
Eva Notty. Moments after this photo was taken, she was sucking cock.
Miosotis. No bikini can contain her. But I appreciate the effort.
The poll that’s been running for a while here at the SCORELAND Blog asks, “What is your favorite piece of warm-weather clothing for a busty girl to wear in public?” Not surprisingly, the most popular answer was “Bikini top” with 42%, followed by tank top at 20%, tube top at 16%, T-shirt at 10% and halter top at 11%. I mentioned in a recent blog posting that the tube top seems to be making a comeback, and I think if we conducted this poll again in August, after you guys have experienced a summer of girls showing off their new tube tops, that 16% number would increase dramatically.
Karina Hart in a monokini. My mind is filled with monothoughts.
This is why Karla James was voted one of SCORE's 20 Greatest Naturals.
Anyway, to show my appreciation to all of you who participated in this highly scientific study, here’s a collection of bikini babes, all of whom appear in the August 2011 “Summer Sex Special” issue of SCORE. The complete sets that these pictures were taken from can also be seen at SCORELAND or XLGirls.com. Enjoy.
By the way, yes, I know, all of these swimsuits aren’t technically bikinis. Some of them are monokinis. Go tell it to the judge. Whoever he is.
For example, there’s this letter from C.A. of West Midlands, United Kingdom. He writes, “I’m a lover of both natural and fake tits, but in my opinion, fake tits always win as far as bikinis go. Soft, natural tits can’t quite manage that, which is why fake tits will always look better in bikinis. Other great examples are Minka, Crystal Gunns, Donita Dunes and, of course, the ultimate bikini babe, Angelique.”
You know, C.A. might have a point, and I think I know why he could be right. But, on the other hand, is there anything better than a girl with big, natural tits running down the beach, her boobs bouncing out of her bikini?
You're looking at Eden's eyes right now, right?
Then there’s J.C. of Oklahoma City who writes, “The eyes have it! Eden has the loveliest eyes I have seen in a long time. I recall that Autumn-Jade had lovely eyes also. What do you think about a reader survey of the best eyes?”
Sure. I’m fine with a survey, although I think J.C. should act like a gentlemen and stop staring at girls’ eyes when he should be looking at their tits.
Karina's legs are very nice, but are they her best feature?
M.C. from Woodhaven, Michigan is looking in a different direction. He writes, “I just watched the DVD Karina Hart As You Wish. Holy shit, she is perfect! But I must say the part of her that turns me on the most is her legs. Sorry to be redundant, but perfect is the best word to describe them. The way they are shaped is just too much. They’re creamy white and so sexy that I just could not take my eyes off them. I would die to suck on her luscious thighs for just five minutes.”
In all three letters, the writers present interesting points of view (which is why I published them in “Scorecard” in the print edition of SCORE). Any comments, Blog Men and Women?
