Big, heavy boobs pressed against glass is one of my favorite tit tricks. We used to have a specially constructed table made out of super-thick glass that we photographed some of the girls on. They could stand on it, too, so the photographer could shoot straight up. (Not that we believe in the glass ceiling.)
Tits-against-glass shoots are also done with glass shower doors and car windshields. They work really well with car wash sets and videos.
For the boob-squishing shots in Nancy Navarro’s strip and oil pictorial, the photographer had Nancy press a sheet of glass against her boobs. I think this picture from Nancy’s set would make a pretty nice desktop background. For your home PC, that is. I’m not sure about it on your office computer if you use one at work.
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Here are the answers to the “20 for 20” SCORE anniversary contests for Days 3 and 4:
Day 3
1) Whose first SCORE hardcore scene was a threesome? Chloe Vevrier
Chloe did her first hardcore BGG scene in London with “Russian” Kathy and Kathy’s boyfriend at the time, a regular dude named Matt who boffed them both. Lucky guy. Chloe plays a masseuse who comes to rub Kathy, and rub they did.
2) In 2002, Autumn-Jade returned to SCORELAND following a growth spurt that saw her bra size go from a DDD-cup to an…I-cup
3) Which redheaded SCORE Girl once interviewed Tawny Peaks for SCORE? Montana
This was a tough one and might be the most difficult question of the entire “20 for 20” anniversary. Montana, a curly-haired redhead who feature-danced, interviewed Tawny for the July ’93 SCORE.
Day 4
1) Which SCORE Girl has inverted nipples? Terry Nova
2) Which two naturals went head-to-head and tit-to-tit in the one and only “Big-Tit Challenge” at SCORELAND? Cassitty Harmon and Africa Sexxx
3) Which model did not celebrate her 18th birthday with a SCORE pictorial? Jessica Turner
Linsey and Dawn Phoenix in London and Sharday in America all celebrated their 18th birthdays with photo shoots. Jessica Turner celebrated her 21st birthday on Boob Cruise 2000.
There are some models who are much taller than they look on camera. Eva Notty (5’9″) and Kelly Christiansen (5’7″) come to mind.
On the flip side, Annina looks taller than she really is, and so does Christy Marks. Both are 5’4″.
Depending on where it’s placed, the camera can make someone look taller or shorter than they really are. When two or more girls are in the shot side-by-side, you can get a grip on how tall they really are.
I never realized how tall Micky Bells is until I saw her with other girls. She’s 5’8″. In this shot from this coming Saturday’s SCORELAND posting, Micky towers over Natalie Fiore, who is 5’5″. They are both barefoot. It looks like Micky could lay her boobs on top of Natalie’s boobs without getting on her tip-toes.
The group of Grand Bahama Island.
Because of Natalie’s bearing and photogenic personality, I always think of her as a towering woman. The way some girls stand makes them look taller than they are, and Natalie has this kind of regal quality. So seeing her next to Micky really held my attention.
In this photo from On Location Grand Bahama, Natalie has a very tall presence. (Given a boost by her skyscraper stripper heels.) She towers over Arianna Sinn (5’1″), who also has on equally high heels, and over Jenna (5’3″), Taylor (5’3″)and Karla (5’2″). The angle of the camera, slightly downward, also gives Natalie the height edge, plus she’s standing slightly closer to the camera. I’ve never seen her look more Amazonian.
The Key Largo line-up.
The best examples of the true height differences in a group of super-models come from two now-classic shoots: On Location Key Largo and Mega-Boob Olympics. The girls are barefoot, standing straight and not striking any poses. The camera is centered at waist height. Desirae was, surprisingly, the tallest of her group, surprising because she always seemed short to me, and the Titans shot says it all.
The Tit-ans of the Mega-Boob Olympics.
I was going to go back further in time to 1999 and reference the famous group photo shoot of Autumn, Kathy, Linsey, Chloe and Jessica Turner in London, but they’re all wearing different kinds of shoes so it’s difficult to get a handle on their true heights with the exception of little Autumn. Even so, this may not be the best of its kind for a group get-together, but it was one of the first, and it was the only time all of these famous girls were in one room at the same time.
Linsey's first fuck is one of the scenes Elliot and I selected for your viewing pleasure at SCORELAND2.
The other day, I mentioned that we were in the process of launching a new big-boob website that would be of interest to many of you. I also mentioned that the new website is a labor of love for me and Elliot James. Well, after months and months of planning and preparation and video editing and website building, the new website has finally gone live. You should know that it’s also a labor of love for SCORE chief John Fox. But more on that later.
The new website is called SCORELAND2, but it could have been called “The Best of SCORELAND Remastered.” It consists of some of the greatest scenes culled from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our single-model sites, all brought together in one place. Solos, lots of hardcore and even SCORE legends. Photos and videos. It’s a labor of love because Elliot and I hand-picked all of the scenes (and wrote all the copy based on our personal experiences with the girls). SCORELAND2 is like having access to the editors’ stash of go-to scenes.
Elliot and I had several guiding principals when choosing the scenes. 1.) The girls had to be great; 2.) The scenes had to be hot; 3.) None of the scenes could have been originally posted on our websites within the past two years. So, no newcomers, no new scenes.
Now, I’m sure after reading those last two lines, you’re thinking, “Two years? No newcomers? No new scenes? What the fuck?”
$9.99 a month. $89.99 for a full year. Updated five days a week. That’s what the fuck.
Basically, if you’re looking to jack to high-quality big-boob videos on the cheap, this is your place.
Janet Jade is one of my go-to girls.
The entire movie "Angela White Finally Fucks" makes SCORELAND2 worth the price of admission just by itself.
Which brings me to the part about this being a labor of love for John Fox. I think it was two or three years ago when John first brought up the idea of SCORELAND2. If I remember correctly, he had been watching too much HBO2, and that got him to thinking, “If there can be an HBO and an HBO2, why can’t there be a SCORELAND and a SCORELAND2?” The thinking was that there had to be some kind of middle ground between $29.99 a month for SCORELAND and free for crap. A big-boob website for people who, well, to be honest, couldn’t (or didn’t want to) cough up $29.99 a month for SCORELAND but wanted something better than…well, you know what.
But the idea was put on the backburner for a while. And then, last summer, it resurfaced. And now, it’s a reality.
If you’re looking for new girls, new scenes and the most girls, photos and videos of any website out there, there’s still no substitute for SCORELAND.
But let me tell you something: Right now at SCORELAND2, Linsey Dawn McKenzie is fucking, and Janet Jade is fucking her pussy with a power drill and–GET THIS!–the entire DVD Angela White Finally Fucks (all one hour, 44 minutes of it) is streaming.
And it’s all only $9.99. As the great Alfred E. Neuman said, “Cheap!”
It’s here. 20 years in the making. The June 2012 SCORE is now hot off the printing press. Celebrating two decades of bringing big boobs to the world. Get your copy today at your favorite store, or get it direct from eBoobStore.com.
It’s also available in a digital version for reading on tablets.
I like new tech, but it’s only a means to an end, and that end is the love of big tits.
LA Bust was the covergirl of the first issue, June 1992
Veteran subscriber Delmo writes “Scorecard”:
“Twenty years already? Time flies when you’re having fun perusing the best big-boob mag on the market. I remember buying the second issue on the stands in 1992 and was hooked. Here was a newcomer to the big-boob scene that could compete with, and beat, Gent, D-Cup, Hustler’s Busty Beauties, etc.! Being a completist, I quickly tracked down the first issue, and, with the help of subscribing a number of years ago, I have the whole run of SCORE to date. I even have a handful of the short-lived UK version, TEASE. Congratulations on reaching this impressive milestone, and may you have 20 more years. I know I’ll still be buying.”
Where's the chick popping out of the cake? We deserve one!
It’s SCORE magazine’s 20th birthday. The best big-tit magazine on Earth has published a 164-page June 2012 edition, and you can get the digital version direct from us right now before the print magazine hits stores on March 20.
The readers created this edition by voting for their 20 favorite SCORE Girls.
The “20 for 20” SCORE Girls they voted for are: Kerry Marie, Sharday, Chloe Vevrier, Minka, Leanne Crow, Merilyn Sakova, Karina Hart, Janet Jade, Lorna Morgan, Busty Dusty, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Nicole Peters, Venera, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Pandora Peaks and Ines Cudna.
Plus, there are 17 pages of the hottest big-tit hardcore scenes in the magazine’s history, and my “Boob Beat” column looks at 20 years of chasing the girls with the big bras.
By the way, the print subscribers got this issue in their mailboxes before we got our office copies from the printers. That’s pretty good subscriber service, in my book. I usually get Esquire magazine late with a ripped cover.
Here’s a “Scorecard” letter from a “SCORE lifer” and a friend, D.J. in Texas:
“In 1992, I heard about the upcoming inaugural issue of SCORE magazine in a pack-in from the sales catalogs I was receiving way back then and eagerly awaited the first issue, which I was convinced would be a magazine perfect for my tastes. Indeed, it was. The magazine remains a favorite and a treat with every issue I buy, especially over the past couple of years with the advent of models like Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Beshine, and my new favorites, Hitomi and especially Venera. From the very beginning, I recognized that I was part of a family that appreciated a certain kind of woman, now known as the SCORE Girl, and remain a proud member of that family. I wish all the other members of the family the very best and look forward to the next 20 years of the best magazine ever.”
A small amount of Boob Cruise 2K issues were just discovered.
The warehouse men were organizing some shelves when one of them found a dusty box tucked away in a forgotten corner high up on a shelf out of sight.
He opened it to find pristine, mint-condition copies of the long-sold out Holiday 2000 SCORE.
This was the Boob Cruise 2000 issue, the chronicle of the fifth and final SCORE sailing, this time on the Windjammer ship, The Legacy, in April, 2000. The ship sailed out of St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands and on to such islands as St. Croix, Jost Van Dyke and Sandy Cay.
What a group of passengers! Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan, Maxi Mounds, Donita, Ariana, Adina, Jessica Justice, Windy Leigh, Melody Foxxe, Tanya Danielle, Dawn Stone, Casey James, Brittany Love and Minka all on one very cool sailing ship. Joining them was Alyssa Alps. Alyssa wrote the ship’s log for the magazine that year.
I was on that ship. My associate E. and I had the job of recording the daily activities on-board and on the islands we visited. He and I didn’t sleep much that week. But sleep could wait until our return to the States. Every day, we would photograph what the girls were up to, day and night, and write the logs, then beam it at night to the SCORE building in Miami.
We had a portable satellite dish that we’d set up on various parts of the ship depending on the time and weather conditions. It was an experiment in the unknown. We didn’t know if it would work, but it did. Every day, SCORELAND members would log in and see the latest pictures and read about what was going on that day. We couldn’t transmit video from the ship, but back then, posted videos on the Net were one-minute clips. Anyone reading this remember the early days of the Web?
That week is still archived at SCORELAND in the “Galleries” section.
Anyway, that 164-page Holiday 2000 SCORE was the most highly anticipated edition of 2000, and when it hit the stores, it had the biggest “sell-through” ever of any SCORE mag. It has full layouts of all of the girls, lots of candid pictures of all of the activities on deck and on the islands and, of course, there’s Alyssa’s daily log of life in the Caribbean with an army of naked SCORE Girls. Double-A was the longtime “On The Road” columnist at SCORE, and she was the perfect scribe for this job.
If you never owned this issue, get one now while we have them. I thought all the copies were long gone, cleaned-out.
I have a copy at home wrapped in plastic and untouched since 2000.
I’ve seen this issue selling at used-magazine websites for 22 bucks.
We’re selling it for $10 postpaid, an unbeatable price.
About to leave for the airport to St. Thomas, USVI.
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen: Blonde Nitro.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio were a power team.
Cassandra Calogera and Christy Marks went all out.
Three’s not a crowd. Three’s company. A threesome doesn’t happen often and mostly with European SCORE Girls. Still, American SCORE Girls join in this male fantasy sometimes.
Sara Jay and Daylene were just here for one. Rachel Love took on two dudes in Mamazon. Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen wiped out one guy. Tera Cox almost destroyed a guy with Gianna.
Miosotis and Arianna Sinn shared one shaft. Summer Sinn and Claudia Kealoha matched up well. Kayla Kleevage and Minka beat up “Blue Balls.” Brittany O’Neil left her two sex-mates punchy. Of course, there’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s famous three-way with Czechmate Veronika.
Then there’s Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes, the most flexible team of them all. Then Christy and Cassandra Calogera. Then Christy and Holly Halston.
Pounding The Pledges has an awesome threeway.
“Blue Balls” had his hands full with Minka and Kayla.
Claudia Kealoha and Summer Sinn almost broke the bed.
Now it’s Camille Morgan’s turn, hooking up twice in “Camille Morgan’s Double Header” at SCORELAND.
Chesty Camille Morgan busts two nuts doublehandedly.
A couple of years, I asked Camille if she was interested in trying a boy-girl scene for SCORE. At that time, Camille had modeled alone with toys. Her answer to my question was, “Well, it depends on what the shoot consists of. If there is penetration by his penis, the answer is no. But if it is us simulating different things, sure.” So that was that. No penis. But you can’t blame an editor for trying. That’s the name of the game. No pain, no gain.
I don’t know who coined the phrase, “It’s a women’s prerogative to change her mind,” but I’m glad it’s a universal truth.
Because Camille just did change her mind recently, and now she’s doubled up on that decision, playing hide the sausage with two guys in a hot and wild scene. I never would have predicted it.
I love that about girls. They always give a man hope and reasonable expectations. They’re full of surprises, and nothing is ever written in permanent ink. For which I am grateful!
By the way, if you haven’t taken the SCORELAND tour hosted by Maggie Green, give it a ride. Tour guides don’t come any bustier.
Are you surfing the Internet for porn and hiding it from your better half?
One of the best things about working where I work is that I can watch porn on my computer and no one cares. I will have conversations with people at my desk while some stacked babe is getting some meat in her taco and her breasts cordon bleu’ed and no one even so much as bats an eyelash.
And being a single gal, if I want to watch porn on my own time…I do so on my very large flat-screen television. Loudly. So my neighbors know what is going on. Or, at least they can imagine something is going on and probably hate me. 🙂
But, I started thinking about all of you tit lovers out there who belong to the exclusive M.W.H.P.F.T.W. club.
As in M.W.H.P.F.T.W…. Men Who Hide Porn From Their Wives.
I know that this group of men exist because lots of my guy friends belong to this club. While I am watching porn out in the open, these guys are hiding porn and watching it in the weirdest of places. (One of my friends has to wait until his wife goes to yoga class and even then, locks himself in their bathroom and flushes the toilet repeatedly in case she comes home unexpectedly and wonders what the fuck he is doing in the bathroom for so long!)
Are you sitting in front of your computer, waiting for a moment alone to log on and get off?
It made me start thinking about those of you that buy DVDs, watch porn from your mobiles and/or buy magazines.
I am sure the guys who buy DVDs are either single or have wives who are cool with porn. Cause it’s an actual DVD. You have to physically store it somewhere, right? I assume guys who like to wank to dirty magazines, (And you should be all wanking to V-mag, in my humble opinion!) like the portable and disposable commodity that a magazine provides. But they are physical items, too, so hiding them also presents a problem. That’s why I assume that the magazine reader is also either single or has a cool-with-porn mate. But what about the last group of porners? Those of you that surf the Internet on your PCs and mobile for porn.
You, the clearers of browser histories. You, the stashers of pics, movies and files in secret folders buried in other folders, mislabeled and locked with passwords.
Am I wrong?
Where do you watch your porn? Are you hiding it from your mate? Why?
Listen, you can tell me these things. Sure, I am a woman…but I’m on your side. 🙂 I am practically the coolest chick you know. I like porn, you like porn. I like tits, you like tits. I have tits, you, um, like tits. It’s like we are best friends already. And knowing about how you guys like to watch the stuff that gets you off is my pleasure…and my job! 🙂 Think of me as the busty chick that does marketing research about your meat-beating experiences so that I can help you…umm…jack off better? Do some extra-discreet skeeting?
🙂 Let’s talk about it. I am not your wife. I’m your V-mag editor!
Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
S.M., a regular contributor to “Scorecard,” from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “Here’s my Top 25 of your most-photogenic naturals ever. 1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie; 2. Merilyn Sakova; 3. Sharday; 4. Ashley Sage Ellison; 5. Karina Hart; 6. Nicole Peters; 7. Bea Flora; 8. Brianna Costello; 9. Kelly Kay; 10. Natalie Fiore; 11. Taylor Steele; 12. Arianna Sinn; 13. Kerry Marie; 14. Shione Cooper; 15. Sophie Mae; 16. Terry Nova; 17. Chloe Vevrier; 18. Anna Song; 19. Luma; 20. Rhonda Baxter; 21. Via Paxton; 22. Kaytee Carter; 23. Miosotis; 24. Carrie Lynn; and 25. Dawn Stone.”
Got that?
S.M. continues, “Let’s start with the definition of photogenic, according to the dictionary: ‘attractive as a subject for photography.’ I’d say the women above would fit that description, wouldn’t you? Linsey came in at No. 1, which should not be a shocker. She was a borderline celebrity. She was the porn version of Judy Garland, the brunette Marilyn Monroe, the British Jenna Jameson… you name it! I have selected the models for various reasons, some for being very personable, for sensuality, for attractiveness and, most importantly, for smoldering sexuality. Smoldering sexuality lets me know that the model might actually be aroused, which means she’s into what she’s doing or is at least acting like she is, so it’s the thought that counts. Terry Nova, Shione Cooper, Natalie Fiore and Chloe Vevrier specialize in this category.”
“Karina, Brianna and Taylor are the most personable models. They never stop smiling!”
“The most-sensuous models consist of Kelly Kay, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Merilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone. And then you have your hardcore vixens such as Christy Marks and Shione Cooper, who are photogenic when solo.”
Thanks for the list, S.M. But, to tell you the truth, I thought all of our models were photogenic.
In a recent discussion about tits and chicks and what constitutes hot and not, the topic of hats came up. Yes…sometimes you talk about tits and hats come up. It’s bizarre how boob talk can run amuck like that. I contended that hats were hot. Maybe because I like to fantasize about naked chicks with big tits in cowboy hats. Or maybe because I like to wear hats. Or both. But my male counterparts disagreed. They said hats were distracting.
But I just can’t let go of my hottie-in-a-cowboy-hat fantasy just like that. How come I can see past the hat and men can’t?
So I am conducting an experiment. I want you to look at the four pictures below of various models and I want you to tell me which ones you like, if any, and why. If you hate them all, let me know. I want nothing more than to get to the meat and potatoes of what does it for you…starting with hats, of course. lol
Naturally, I would not conduct this experiment with all of you as my guinea pigs without getting a man’pinion from one of the men I like the most…SCORE editor Dave. I like to think of Dave as my sounding board. I value his opinion on tits.
When I asked Dave about women in hats, he said he hated them. Then he referenced the ’80s band, Men Without Hats, wherein I told him that he could dance if he wanted to and he could leave his friends behind. 🙂 When I showed Dave these shots, he said he didn’t mind Pandora‘s hat or Dawn Stone‘s hat. However, he didn’t like Linsey‘s or Vixen‘s. This exchange gave me some insight because when I looked at the pics he liked, I realized that both ladies were topless. Did Dave like the hats because he was distracted by tits? Possibly. Does this mean that women should not wear hats unless they are naked? Maybe. But I really need your opinions before I can commit to a theory. 🙂
What say you, boob men? Hats on hot chicks: Good, bad or ugly?
