Tag Archive: Masturbation

Happy hooters to you this weekend

June 6, 2014 by Elliot James

This weekend at SCORELAND:

Some of you might remember Olarita from 2007. Now she’s back, and Olarita 2.0 has packed on some boobage and buttage and looks better now than she did in 2007, in my opinion.

Brook Ultra’s outfit is not meant to be worn when among the general populace. It’s like a hot space-girl outfit with a touch of Asian bang-’em style, and the pasties with tassels add a touch of the burlesque dancer. Brook twirls the tassels by boob motion. If only there was a way to convert that kinetic breast power into electricity. Later on, Brook does it up with a big toy in her pussy and ass in a real eye-opener. Plus, candid shots and a bonus video of Brook around town and at the beach.

Angel Wicky will be massaging herself and taking good care of her big boobs in a private little spa where she pampers her skin to keep it velvety soft and silky smooth. Oil and a big toy push her over the cliff of pleasure.

Angel is the heavenly waitress

May 7, 2014 by Elliot James

You want fries with those big boobs?

Sexier than any sexy fast food TV commercial, this new video of Angel Wicky shows why it’s okay for girls with big-boobs to play with their food.

A real-life sensuous foodie, Angel is a shapely waitress with a customer who leaves her stuck with a tray of burgers and fries.

Without anyone to serve, Angel is a lonely waitress in an empty breastaurant.

She has to serve herself and serve herself she does.

If I was the Burger King King or the Burger King Chicken, I’d just give it up and let Angel take over.

The moral of the story?

Let girls play with their food.

See Angel now at SCORELAND.

“I just love attention and being an exhibitionist,” says Angel. “So this is a great way how to show my skills, do what I want to do and what I love and be nasty, dirty and sweet all at the same time. Be my own boss, travel and meet new people and learn new things. My dream was to get into eroticism and porn and make guys happy watching me.”

The weekend at SCORELAND

March 22, 2014 by Elliot James

Pillow Fight: In this rare video, you’ll hear Sha Rizel speak in her native language, translated into English by her lovely new friend Valory Irene. Hitomi drops by for a visit. Congratulations to Sha, winner of SCORE magazine’s 2013 Newcomer of the Year.

Triple Play: In a world where there are too few hot babes with big boobs and too many horny guys, there are bound to be conflicts when two suitors wind up at Sensual Jane’s place at the same time.

The Student Body: Hitomi makes the perfect college coed. She goes home, takes off her clothes and does her homework in bed. An A student. Congratulations to Hitomi, winner of SCORE magazine’s 2013 Model of the Year contest.

Foxy Fitness: Being a porn star takes endurance, flexibility and strength. Shay Fox shows how she stays fit to fuck.

The Summer Sinn Jackumentary: Summer walked into the SCORE studio on July 20, 2004 and became a regular from that day on.

This is our kind of March Madness at SCORELAND, not guys in shorts running around.

Big Tit Skinny Dip Chapter 6: Valory Irene & Lana Ivans turn water into steam

September 10, 2013 by Elliot James

Lana Ivans and Valory Irene: underwater goddesses.

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Valory and Lana continue their aquatic fling under tropical skies in Chapter 6 of Big Tit Skinny Dip.

Perfect bodies for your viewing pleasure.

One day, nations will get along as well as Romanian Lana Ivans and Ukrainian Valory Irene do. At least I hope so.

The underwater camera captured their horny, aquatic fling as they gyrated and swiveled, their boobs floating and bobbing.

When the girls emerge dripping wet, Lana hands Valory a special gift for the thrilling conclusion of this special series.

 

 

 

 

Many good reasons to join SCORELAND2

September 3, 2013 by Elliot James

You can feed your credit card to a website that charges from 99 cents to $5.99 a minute to see one girl.

You can spend $6 or more for one beer, and sometimes a door charge, at a topless bar or gentleman’s club.

Or you can join SCORELAND2 for $9.95 for one month of the breast scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos, XLGirls and other TSG sites.

Get hot masturbation and big-boob videos, girl-girls and hardcore XXX sex at SCORELAND2, the big-tit site for the budget-minded tit-man. A video and a photo set are posted five days a week. Here’s what’s up and upcoming at SCORELAND2.

A hard time for Beverly Paige.

A cream-filled pussy for Alex Chance, her first XXX video.

Desiree and Maserati team up for double-jacking and tit-wanking.

Mickey Bells and her very big, swinging clappers.

Meet New Discovery Jessica Roberts at SCORELAND

August 24, 2013 by Elliot James

Jessica Roberts: Ready for a frisking?

Meet Jessica Roberts, New Discovery. That’s Officer Jessica Roberts to you. She’s a busty cop.

Jessica is a very-arresting brunette originally from Chicago, and she is here to bust you up.

Jessica heard about SCORE and wanted a piece of the action.

Forty-three natural inches of chest is armed and dangerous the way I look at it.

Jessica debuts this Sunday at SCORELAND in her first set and video, and a few days later, she turns up the heat even more with a horny fuck scene.

Play that trailer and keep your hands out of your pockets.

The virtues of jacking, or “How SCORELAND is making us a more-civilized society”

June 20, 2013 by Dave

This man is about to take life-saving action. He's about to jack.

Jacking saves lives.

I mean that literally and figuratively. In the United States, the murder rate is about four per every 100,000 people. In Europe, it’s a little less. I’m estimating that, if by some means, humans lost their ability to masturbate, the murder rate would at least quadruple. Maybe it would increase by at least 10 times. Masturbation relieves tension and anger. It makes us more-civilized. That’s how jacking (or jilling, if you’re a woman) saves lives.

But there’s more to it than that. This morning, I was having the following conversation with a friend:

He said, “My ex has been bugging me to get back together.”

I said, “Are you thinking about it?”

He said, “Maybe a little.”

I said, “Whatever you do, make sure you jack before you make your decision. You have to figure out whether you really want to get back together with her or if you’re just horny.”

I wonder how many people’s lives have been figuratively saved by the simple action of jacking before making a big decision. I just found a website called taketheaction.com. Apparently, the “action” is to stop jacking. They claim that masturbation is destroying lives. This is the most wrong-headed idea I’ve ever heard. Here’s some better advice:

Thinking of cheating on your spouse or significant other? Jack first, decide later.

Mad at someone? Feel like twisting their neck? Jack. You’ll feel much better.

Jacking makes us think clearer. Jacking saves lives. I know it has saved mine. Has it ever saved yours?

Looks real?

March 18, 2013 by Elliot James

We got a letter recently from a reader who wants to see models sucking on toys. But not any toy. Not those thin metal vibrators that look like flashlights. Not those purple things that chicks like to buy.

This reader wants to see them sucking on realistic cock-shaped dildos with attached testicles (and titty-fucking and fucking them) but shot in a way that looks like it’s not a toy. You see, he hates to see guys in hardcore pictorials enjoying the girls.  What do you think?

Brittany O'Neil

Jezhabelle

Christy Lee.

I give thanks to those who give us their T&A

November 26, 2012 by Elliot James

The new DVD Ready For Stuffing. Yes, they are.

Thanksgiving may be over for another year, but for me, it’s something I celebrate every day because I give thanks every single day for huge-boobed ladies, especially the ones who toss off their bras and panties here.

It kind of goes boob-in-bra-cup with the holiday I singlehandedly created in another Blog, National Areolae Day. When I am elected president, this holiday will become a federal one.

If you celebrate Thanksgiving, the title of this new DVD at eBoobStore is a phrase you may have heard at the Thanksgiving table last week: Ready For Stuffing.

It’s right hours on four discs and stars 30 models! The complete list of girls is in the eBoobStore description.

The gal on the cover is the California goddess Michelle May, one of the many primo babes selected for this collection.

Assuming you watch one scene a day, it’ll take you a month to watch this DVD.  I call that a deal a tit-man can’t refuse.

 

 

Self-sucking, deep-pussy fingering and more with the great Gya Roberts

September 24, 2012 by Dave

Gya Roberts with a pool cue. Gya wishes it was a cock, and I'm sure the pool cue wishes it were a cock, too.

I just finished watching Gya Roberts‘ video that went up today at SCORELAND. If memory serves, there was a pool table involved, but all I remember is, in order of appearance:

1. A low-cut, red sweater.

2. Cleavage.

3. Self-sucking.

4. Finger jamming of the pussy.

5. A lot of filthy fuck talk.

And, with this video, Gya Roberts officially moves to the top of my list of “Girls Who I Can’t Believe Have Never Done Hardcore.” Fortunately, Angela White used to be at the top of that list, and I say fortunately because she has now done hardcore, and I’m hoping Gya one day will, too.

Although, if she doesn’t, it really won’t matter much. I can’t imagine anything being hotter than Gya’s tits-in-your-face, pussy-in-your-face, ass-in-your-face, nipples-in-her-mouth, pool-cue-humping, frigging-her-pussy-til-the-cunt-cream-comes-out scene today.

Gya can really be a filthy, dirty slut, and I mean that with the utmost respect.

Gya talks about her pussy a lot. I’ve never seen a girl with so much to say about her own pussy.

And (by the way) she has slimmed down from the first time we shot her in 2011 and is now a true SCORE/Voluptuous crossover model.

Gya Roberts. What a slut goddess

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This week at SCORELAND:

Wednesday: Maria with bustier-than-ever Melissa Manning in The Greatest Blog Video Ever.

Friday: Maggie Green fucks.