Elizabeth Starr shows off her new, super-sized boobs. If you want to see her handful of an ass, too, you're gonna have to wait until Sunday.
It was 15 months ago that I blogged about Elizabeth Starr and called her the greatest porn performer ever. I also said she had retired from shooting XXX. Elizabeth herself commented on that Blog, thanking me for the mention, crediting Elliot for introducing her to the world of adult modeling and adding, “To set the record straight, I have actually been in over 100 adult movies as well as regular movies and music videos. The photos SCORE has of me are over 13 years old and I am much more busty and prettier now that I’m in my wonderful 40s. I hope to have the chance to shoot for SCORE again in the near future. Lots of Love, Elizabeth Starr.”
Then, nearly a year later, Elizabeth commented again: ” I just wanted to let everyone know that I am ‘Out of Retirement’ and back on the silver screen… Hopefully SCORE will shoot me again since I’m VERY busty and still have an ass you can bounce a quarter off of…LOL.”
Well, it’s true. Elizabeth is VERY busty. And she does have an ass you can bounce a quarter off of. I know this because–take a deep breath, Elizabeth Starr fans–she was recently in our studio, fucking and sucking on-camera for the first time in a long time, her tits giant-sized, her mouth and pussy as inviting as ever. And you’ll get to see for yourself when her brand-new XXX photos and video are posted this Sunday and Monday at SCORELAND.
As a person who’s been–ahem–entertaining myself with the same Elizabeth Starr photos and videos for a very long time, this is very exciting news. Five more days and counting. I can hardly wait.
Beshine estimates her boobs weigh 20 pounds each. That’s a low estimate. Her boobs measure over 59 inches and her underbust is only 32 inches. Even though she’s slim, she works out a lot to keep her back muscles in top condition. Today on SCORELAND Beshine destroys a collection of tight tops with the greatest of ease. “My tops have to be very stretchy,” says Beshine. “I have to look around a lot for clothes, and I manage to find special things. I can’t wear tops that most girls can wear.” The pictures from July ’11 posted yesterday. Now for the video. Seeing is believing. And even then, it’s still hard to believe. It’s as if a girl in an Otis Sweat painting materialized and stepped out of an issue of SCORE magazine. What a candidate for a new Mega-Boob Olympics.
Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.
We are now 11 years removed from the 1990s, and the era of the naturally stacked model has supposedly been upon us for a long time. Sure, the occasional Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Cindy Cupps and Beshine comes along, but these days, boob men like their women naturally stacked, right?
Well, maybe not. A recent Blog poll asked, “What is your opinion about super-slim ‘n’ stacked models like Beshine?”
And while only 29% said, “I love them. Beshine is what a SCORE Girl should look like,” those 29% outnumbered the 25% who said, “I don’t like them. I prefer naturals.”
Of course, the results of last year’s “Best of the Decade” Top 100, in which no augmented models cracked the Top 20, say otherwise. But our highly unscientific poll also revealed that 28% said, “Tits are tits. The bigger the better.” So, by my count, that means 57% of those who participated in the poll are okay with the mega-stacked augmented girls.
What does all this mean? Who knows? It could mean that girls like Beshine are one-in-a-million and they’re always welcome at SCORELAND. But, as I said, they’re one-in-a-million (probably literally), and anyone who doesn’t fit the Beshine template isn’t welcome. Or it could mean, as the answer said, “tits are tits.”
Or it could mean that the poll was wholly unscientific and completely meaningless.
What do you think? I mean, you told us already, but we need details. I’m just wondering: Does the era of the mega-stacked SCORE Girl merely seem to be over because there just aren’t many of them. If they started flooding back–if a new generation of girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Angelique suddenly appeared–would you welcome them with open arms and hard cocks?
German bra destroyer Beshine and her incredible XXX-cup rack is coming to SCORELAND very soon. In the meantime, here’s an important lesson for all of you: When you’re looking at a girl who’s built like Beshine (of course, only one girl in the world is built like Beshine), be a gentleman and stare at her chest. If you don’t, she just might slap your face…pervert.
