When I was in my teens, I knew a girl in my neighborhood nicknamed Melons. She used to wear tight clothes in the spring and summer and seeing her walk was always a special sight. Sadly for me, Melons and I never had a really fruitful relationship. She liked another guy better. I don’t know what happened to Melons, but I sometimes think of her when I’m at the produce department of my supermarket.
Roxi’s melons are incomparable.
Melons, an old French word, is the kind of word that rolls off the tongue. Melons was a Greek slang word for a girl’s breasts. Korean slang for huge tits is soobak or “watermelon chest.” The connection between boobs and melons is actually more complex than a nickname. In 1999, the Tesco supermarket chain in the UK asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons after a female focus group revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. An all-male group yielded the same results. Melon sales soared. Seven of 10 females said breast size was a “subconscious factor when picking the size of melons.” Five of 10 said it was a conscious thought when buying melons.
My question is: What kind of melons do very big-boobed girls buy?
Vanessa Y. is the totally nude covergirl of November '14 V-mag.
Vanessa Y. quickly became a fan favorite, and interest in Vanessa escalated when she had a recent breast growth spurt. Now she’s the covergirl for the November ’14 Voluptuous.
In this edition with Vanessa: Kamille Amora (with interview), Ann Calis, Lily Madison, Felicia Clover and Tahnee Taylor, plus Sadie Blooms and Missy Monroe in XXX action.
“Growth Spurts!” is a special section detailing the 10 greatest natural growth spurts in the history of V-mag, 10 girls who busted out and then busted out again.
Natalie Fiore, Michelle Bond, Vanessa Y., Melissa Manning, Autumn-Jade, Desiree, Lana Ivans, Jana, Maserati and Linsey Dawn McKenzie are the “Titastic 10.”
“V-mag DVD Pick” checks out Voluptuous Xtra 16 starring 12 supervixens of sex on two discs.
Win Ann Calis’ signed bra.
Get your copy today at your favorite magazine rack or at eBoobStore.com.
Do ya feel lucky? This edition is running a contest to win Ann's bra.
Ann can't seem to find a bikini that fits her tits.
Sorry. Girls like Leanne and Michelle are not hanging out at your beach.
This weekend marks the unofficial beginning of summer, and if you’re planning on going to the beach, knock yourself out. Have a good time.
I mean, it’s your weekend. But remember: Just because this is the unofficial start of summer doesn’t mean the ocean knows anything about that. Chances are you’re gonna freeze your nuts off.
And then, if you do manage to get into the water, there’s a pretty fair chance you’re going to get stung by a jellyfish.
And I haven’t even mentioned sharks.
Of course, you could just stay out of the water and lay on your beach blanket all afternoon.
And get sunburned. Your skin hasn’t seen the sun in six months. How do you expect it to react?
My advice? Stay inside in front of your computer. Visit SCORELAND. It’s the only place you’ll see bikini babes like Michelle, Leanne and newcomer Ann Calis, who has a new set and video debuting today.
But if you insist on going to the beach, go right ahead. But don’t come running to me if your car gets towed.
Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.
The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”
But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.
Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.
“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”
In today’s SCORELAND episode of Big Boob Finishing School, Headmistress Michelle Bond, the author of “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men,” requests a volunteer to demonstrate what a girl should do when her man comes home from work beat-up and stressed. Valory Irene volunteers! One of those things she does is a nice, soothing massage to rub out the problems and stresses of the day. Click here to see the trailer. And see what happens after-hours. Click here.
Valory gets rubbed down in Big Boob Finishing School.
Busty Brits bounce off the walls at SCORELAND. Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Dawn Phoenix, Lorna Morgan, Chaz, Kerry Marie, Denise Davies, Kelly Kay, Kirstyn Halborg, Kellie Garnett, Susie Wilden, Laura Bailey, Miss Emma, Jessica Turner, Emily Cartwright, Michelle Bond, Lisa Marie Greener…the list goes on.
In recent years, Terri Jane, Dors Feline, Karla James, Dolly Delight, Beti Phellasio, Charley Green and Leanne Crow have filled the cups.
A few weeks ago, you met Lily Madison. Now here’s Bex Shiner, a former Big Brother contestant who became a huge tabloid celebrity. Big Brother housemates can go topless on TV unlike repressed American Big Brother residents.
(Pop quiz: Name the SCORE Girl who lived in the Big Brother house in both Germany and the Philippines.)
When we met Bex, her British ways made instant fans of us. She’s funny, energetic and upbeat. And she has big baps.
“I was flat-chested until I turned 18 years old, and then I became the biggest-chested of my friends,” Bex said.
Better late than never, Bex, and that includes visiting the Colonies.
Bex’s first photo set and a meet-n-greet video tomorrow kick off her arrival in the USA.
Crikey! The Brits have invaded the Colonies again!
Students assemble at Big Boob Finishing School in Portugal.
First time at SCORELAND…When Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor receive an invitation in the mail from the headmistress of the Big Boob Finishing School, Michelle Bond, they are intrigued.
They travel to Michelle’s historic villa to learn her secrets about attracting and holding on to a guy. A spectacular cast of international hotties star in this SCORE feature film shot completely on-location in scenic Portugal.
If you loved On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa Del Sol and other SCORE feature movies, you’ll love Big Boob Finishing School.
Today’s birthday girls are Michelle Bond, Fawn Miller, Texas Barbie Bennett and Mandy Pearl, all born May 7.
Brits Michelle and Mandy have both been featured in SCORE group shoots, Michelle in Portugal (Big-Boob Finishing School) and St. Maarten (Leanne’s Stacked Summer) and Mandy in Hungary (Hooter Hotel).
Fawn Miller is a retired big-bust legend from Pennsylvania, born in 1968. Texas Barbie is a feature dancer, mag model and contest winner from Corpus Christi.
A photo somewhat similar to this one in the February ’13 issue of SCORE inspired reader J.H. of Dayville, Connecticut to write, “Just a quick note on the awesome photos of Michelle Bond in the February ’13 issue. She looked fantastic in black lingerie, legs spread over that bottle with her beautiful, delicate folds open for us to see, except I think there was something you were hinting at that you should have just done: handed her a glass of water pre-shoot and let her cut loose!”
Hmmmm…is that what I was hinting at when I wrote that copy? I re-read it over and over, but from what I can see, all I wrote about was the kinky aspect of Michelle drinking from a bowl of milk while on all fours (which she does in that pictorial, available in the members area of SCORELAND). I didn’t say anything about the way she looked perched over a dildo.
But, somehow, J.H. knew what I was thinking.
He continues, “All guys are fascinated with women’s bodies, especially ones like Michelle’s. I don’t think there’s much shame in an occasional photo like that. Nor would it degrade your magazine to the point people stopped buying it. I don’t care for anything extreme, like drinking, but in a nice, clean setting, a simple photo might come off with all the kink you were writing about.”
I think we’re talking about tinkling, aren’t we? You know, peeing? Not quite a golden shower–I think two people have to be involved for that–but definitely something with waterworks involved.
Isn’t that what D.H. is hinting at? And where do you stand on the matter. (Actually, I’d like to hear from you even if you sit on the matter).
By the way, this has some precedence. A photo of Taylor Wane peeing appeared in the December 1999 issue of SCORE and can still be seen in the members area of SCORELAND.
