Usually, interviewing a girl for the Blog is a one-person show. The Blog video camera is small. We don’t need any special lighting. Basically, we just wing it and see how things go.
But when I walked into the studio to do this Blog video with Shyla Shy, I asked Elliot to come along, and it wasn’t because I was being nice. This wasn’t one of those, “Hey, Elliot, come into the studio with me and check out the model’s tits” situations. Not at all. The truth is, I was afraid. Very afraid. I was afraid that at some point during the interview, Shyla Shy would go into labor. And if that happened, I wasn’t planning on delivering the baby by myself.
The good news: Shyla didn’t. But I gotta tell you, we’ve had some very pregnant girls in our studio (Lorna Morgan and April McKenzie come to mind), but no girl has ever looked as ready to pop as Shyla. She was eight-months pregnant when this video was shot on May 3, and she told us her due date is June 9. Well, I was pretty convinced her due date was going to end up being May 3.
“She can come any time,” Shyla said.
So enjoy this Blog video, and enjoy Shyla’s new photos and videos today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. And I’m just wondering: Can you imagine Shyla walking around Wet ‘n’ Wild in Orlando, Florida wearing a tiny bikini while she’s this pregnant? I’m not into theme parks, but when the theme is “naturally huge-titted pregnant girls in bikinis,” I’m there.
December 4, 2003: Brandy Talore fucks on-camera for the first time.
Sometimes when people ask, “When is [INSERT MODEL’S NAME HERE] going to fuck on-camera?” I feel like saying, “What are you talking about? She hasn’t even taken off her panties, and you’re asking when she’s going to do hardcore? The answer is N-E-V-E-R!”
But then I have to stop myself, and there’s one reason for that:
Brandy Talore.
Now, according to unofficial counts, Brandy has done about a gazillion hardcore scenes. Her pretty face and bald pussy and giant, natural tits have been fucked so many times, I’m sure even she has lost count. One time in a SCORE interview conducted by Christy Marks, Brandy said one of the things she wanted most was a cum facial because so many guys have shot their loads on her tits.
But, back in 2002…well, I’ll tell you what happened back in late 2002. I’ll never forget it. I was standing outside the SCORE building with Brandy, trying to get to know her a little better (and staring down her blouse), and we were talking about the first time she had seen Voluptuous magazine (in an adult store in Bowling Green, Ohio) when I got around to asking her where her modeling career might go. And that’s when Brandy said, “I’ll never do hardcore.”
Never lasted less than a year.
“You have to remember that I was really young when I first came here,” Brandy said. She was 21, in fact. “The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted.”
Elliot used to have a photo of Brandy pinned up by his desk. It showed Brandy with her mouth stuffed with cock, and every time I passed Elliot’s desk (which was several times a day), I’d stop and look. I couldn’t believe it: Brandy Talore’s mouth stuffed with cock, her cheek bulging. Who woulda thunk it? Not me, and definitely not Brandy.
Anyway, all this is my way of saying, “You never know” and “Never say never.” If Brandy Talore can do a gazillion XXX scenes, anyone can. The very first one she ever shot–EVER–goes up today in a remastered version at SCOREVideos.com. It was shot on December 4, 2003, which is now an historic day in the history of big-tit hardcore.
The amazing thing about Brandy is that even though she’s absolutely, genuinely a big-time porn star, to me, she’s still the girl-next-door. I don’t know how she’s managed to pull that off, but she has. Another Brandy (Brandy Dean, who returns to SCORELAND Thursday), who’s also from the midwestern United States, has managed to pull that off, too, although Brandy D. has not done nearly as many scenes as Brandy T.
Anyway, if you can, get over to SCOREVideos.com today and check out Brandy’s historic scene. And if you’re wondering when so and so is going to do hardcore…well, maybe not never.
Merilyn Sakova tit-fucks and sucks a big, fake cock. Do you like this?
Here’s one of the things about being the editor of an international magazine with a wide circulation: You can’t please every single person. What I’m saying is, if your circulation is 50 or a hundred, you had better cater to the exact needs of every single person. But when you’re up where we are at SCOREand SCORELAND? You can try to please everyone, but it’s not going to work.
For example, preggers. Some guys love ’em. They want to see them all the time. Other guys hate them. Never want to see them. Well, it’s impossible to make both sides happy, so what do we do? We try to give the pregger lovers enough of what they want without turning off the guys who don’t like preggers.
Hardcore. Now, there isn’t much of a debate about this online. Most SCORELAND members love hardcore. But it’s a different story in the magazine. Sure, most readers like the XXX layouts, but then there are the guys who act offended when a single hard cock shows up in the magazine, even if it’s fucking a SCORE Girl. These guys go ape shit. They threaten to quit. And then I have to explain to them, very tenderly, that we’re not publishing a magazine for one person. We’re publishing a magazine for a lot of people, and I hate to put it this bluntly, but if you don’t like what you see, turn the page. The thing you don’t like to see will be over quickly, and you’ll be back to looking at the things you love.
There are times, though, when we think we have a pretty good handle on the vast majority of our readers and members. Just about all of them, in fact. Such is the case with dildos and other fuck toys. Back in the early 2000s, a girl fucking herself with a dildo in a magazine was a big deal, partly because we had never seen such a thing in newsstand magazines. That made it hot. But over time, most SCORE readers and SCORELAND members have soured a bit on dildos. They’d rather see the girl’s unobstructed pussy or, perhaps, the girl fucking herself with her own fingers.
But then, just when I think I have the whole thing figured out, I get this letter from J.P. of Daytona Beach, Florida. J.P. writes: You have those fake cocks with balls that look real. I think they are made by Doc Johnson. A lot of our SCORE favorites don’t do porno. So why don’t you give us photos of them sucking one of those fake cocks? The bigger the better! This should be mandatory in all your photo shoots. If they won’t take off their panties, have them suck a fake cock. Give us a closeup of her looking at the camera. This would give the reader the illusion he’s getting a blow job from his favorite SCORE lady.”
Is J.P. a rare bird these days? Or would you like to see the models who don’t do hardcore sucking on fake cocks?
Notice that J.P. didn’t say anything about the girls fucking themselves with fake cocks. But sucking on fake cocks…haven’t we been through this already?
This is not the official ballot. It's a facsimile. The actual ballot can be found in the members area of SCORELAND.
Know what I just did? I just voted for my 20 favorite SCORE Girls of all-time in SCORELAND‘s edition of the “20 for 20” contest at SCORELAND. Yes, the voting booths are now open for this contest in which SCORELAND members–yes, members only (membership has its privileges, you know)–get to pick the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever. Twenty years of SCORE. Twenty girls. Hence, “20 for 20.”
Recently, magazine readers had their chance to vote, and the results made up the June ’12 20th anniversary double issue, now available in print and digital formats at eBoobStore.com. But if there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s that magazine and online big-boob lovers have slightly different tastes in girls. The magazine readers slightly trended toward the classic SCORE Girls; 11 of the 20 girls chosen made their debuts in the 1990s. Will SCORELAND members mirror their boob brothers? Or will they trend toward the newer girls? I’m looking forward to finding out. The online ballot includes 50 girls, made up of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals, every Hall of Famer and a mix of legends and newcomers selected by our editorial board (but based, of course, on the popularity of the girls throughout the years).
The purpose of the online voting is to set the stage for SCORELAND’s gala celebration of SCORE‘s 20th anniversary, scheduled to kick off on June 1. As we did with the “Best of the Decade” voting a few years ago, we’ll announce one winner a day, starting with the 20th-highest vote-getter and counting down to No. 1. Of course, there’ll be a lot more going on at SCORELAND during June because if there’s one thing we’ve proven, it’s that we know how to throw a big-boob party.
And now, the FAQs:
Q: Can I vote more than once?
A: No.
Q: What if I’m not a SCORELAND member?
A: Join.
Q: Are write-in votes allowed?
A: No.
Q: Can I vote for one, five or 10 girls or do I have to vote for 20?
A: You must vote for 20.
Q: Do I have to vote for the girls in any special order?
A: No. Just vote for 20. All votes will be counted equally.
One more thing: the deadline for voting is midnight on May 10.
Meanwhile, congratulations to the 50 ladies who made it onto the ballot. Considering how many hundreds of girls have appeared in SCORE since its inception in 1992, just being on the ballot is impressive.
So it turns out that back in 2009, in the early days of the Blog, I wrote a posting called, “Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits.” The post got quite a few comments for back then, which indicates that a lot of you are interested in pregnant, big-titted girls who fuck. You don’t see many of them, but when you do, it’s pretty hot. At least I think so.
Well, about a week ago, Shyla Shy returned to SCORELAND, and wouldn’t you know it, she was pregnant! And she fucked! So I got to thinking, “How many preggers have fucked for SCORELAND or XLGirls.com?” And the answer is, not as many as you might think, but enough to keep a XXX pregger-lover interested.
April McKenzie
April McKenzie was seven-months pregnant when she did the deed at XLGirls.com. I love the way she introduced her scene: so girl-next-doorish and sexy. Sunshine was also in her third trimester when she fucked at XLGirls.com. And you know what the great thing was about these scenes? Both girls had gigantic, natural tits even before they got knocked up. And afterward? Holy, shit!
Stefani
Stefani, a slim ‘n’ stacked Czech chick, was in her seventh month when she took the rod at SCOREVideos.com. Kali West was well into her eighth month when she did a tits and tugs scene at SCORELAND.
Sunshine
April, Sunshine, Stefani and Kali (along with a knocked-up Lorna Morgan) can be seen in the DVD Chesty Preggos 2, available at eBoobStore.com as well as at the websites. And now there’s Shyla, who proudly shows her expanded belly to the world while getting her pussy fucked in her new scene at SCORELAND. I think I’ve said it before: I know what I like about seeing a pregnant woman fucking on-camera. What’s your take on the matter?
It’s baseball season. Down here in Miami, we have a brand-new stadium. And Elliot James, nice guy that he is, emailed me his favorite baseball photo, which happens to be of my favorite baseball player. I won’t tell you her name (although I think you’ll guess), but I can tell you her stats: 41-28-38, 36DDD. Retired. Member of the Hall of Fame. One of the all-time greats. Batter up!
Tahnee Taylor is a 47-year-old MILF with DD-cup naturals
About halfway through my video interview with busty divorcee Tahnee Taylor, our videographer Jose tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Ask her about anal.” So I did. And first, she blushed. And then, she smiled.
“I love it,” Tahnee said. “I didn’t always love it, but I do now.”
The fascinating part is how Tahnee discovered she loved anal: by accident.
Huh?
“One night, my guy stuck his cock in the wrong hole by mistake,” she explained. “And it turned out to be the right hole.”
Okay, I’m not buying that. A guy does not accidentally stick his cock in a woman’s ass…at least I don’t think he does. Unless it was very dark, although why would anyone want to have sex with Tahnee in the dark? Unless, of course, she wanted to have sex with him in the dark, which reminds me of an old joke. Something about how the guy tells his girlfriend she’s beautiful, why does she want to have sex with the lights off, her body is gorgeous, she has nothing to be ashamed of. And she says to him, “That’s so funny! You thought I didn’t want you to see me?”
It's no accident: Tahnee is getting ass-fucked at SCOREVideos.com
Anyway, back to Tahnee, whose accidental discovery of anal turned out to be the sexual turning point of her life. I was just looking at the photos of Tahnee’s anal scene that goes up today at SCOREVideos.com, and although she clearly enjoys sucking cock and getting her pussy fucked, her facial expressions change dramatically when the stud sticks his cock in her ass. She’s transformed into a state of wantonness (wantonity?) and pleasure that sends the message, “I love having my ass fucked.”
“It’s like I open up when there’s a cock in my ass,” she told me.
I have never seen a woman enjoy anal sex as much as Tahnee does.
“Oh, yeah, I love fucking that cock with my ass!” Tahnee moans as Al drills her butthole and her big tits jiggle.
And about those tits: They’re DD-cup naturals (although they look bigger), which means there’s something in this scene for everyone: MILF. Divorcee. Blonde. Big tits. Anal sex.
By the way, my interview with Tahnee goes live at 40SomethingMag.com on April 9, which means first you get to see her fuck, then you get to find out all about her. Don’t you wish it was always that way?
I would like to take this opportunity to use the SCORELAND Blog for my own, personal purposes. Today, I am going to yell at Elliot and Maria. Ready? Here goes:
ELLIOT! MARIA! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT MOLLY HOWARD?
There are times when I’m so busy keeping track of the SCORE Girls for the magazine and the mature women for 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com (and the exciting new big-tit website that’s coming very soon) that I don’t notice who’s in the studio on non-SCORE Girl, non-MILF days. And I admit: When a fresh, new, big set of tits is in the building, my boob radar should go off immediately. But in this case, I’m not to blame. You see, Molly was in our studio during the first week of January, and I was off during the first week of January. SO IT’S NOT MY FAULT!
So, here’s what should have happened. On the Monday I got back, Elliot or Maria (LISTEN UP!) should have said, “Dave, you have to check out the photos of the new 20-YEAR-OLD, SHORT ‘N’ STACKED, DDD-CUP NATURAL who was in last week.”
But that didn’t happen, so when Molly’s first solo (then boy-girl) photos went up at XLGirls.com, it was news to me. Good news, but news nonetheless. And today, there’s more Molly going up at XLGirls.com, and as Albert Einstein, noted genius and boob lover, would have said upon seeing her cleavage, HOLY SHIT!
Molly is from Central Florida. She measures 48-31-35. She used to be a cheerleader (the thought of her bouncing up and down is mindboggling), and as she proved to Maria in an interview on XLGirls.com, she’s very flexible.
She has braces, too. Braces and big tits. A rare combination. So rare that you’d think Elliot or Maria or both would have told me about her. But they didn’t. I had to find her for myself. Good thing for them, I’m very forgiving.
Who's the boss? Aileen Ghettman (left). But don't worry, she's about to get hers. You know what they say…take this job and shove it…between her tits! By the way, this scene is from the DVD "Boob Science."
Today, I’m going to discuss a touchy subject: busty bosses. This comes up because a hardcore video of Dylan Ryder as a busty boss went up this past Friday at SCOREVideos.com, and part of the job-application process seems to involve filling Ms. Ryder’s mouth and pussy with cock.
Such a thing has never happened to me. When I got my job at SCORE, I was interviewed by John Fox. He was wearing khaki pants and a SCORE-logo polo shirt. The job before that, I was interviewed by the big, old, chain-smoking managing editor of the paper I was applying to.
But about 25 years ago, I did have a big-boobed boss. I don’t remember her name, although I do remember her tits. She had huge naturals, and she never wore a bra (which is how I could tell they were natural). She was always jiggling, and her nipples were always poking through the sweaters she wore. She’d bend over my desk, and I could barely concentrate. Actually, I couldn’t concentrate at all. Now what was her name? Tits Somethingorother.
Anyway, she didn’t fuck me (except for when I went for a raise), and she didn’t want to fuck me (except when I went for a raise). Which brings me to the point of all this: The perils of having a big-titted boss.
You see, it’s one thing to have a busty co-worker. She’s not your boss, you’re not her boss, and you can sneak a glance every once in a while, and if she catches you, big deal.
But the busty boss…that’s dangerous territory unless she’s like Dylan Ryder and fucks her employees. Because you CAN NOT get caught staring at your boss’s tits. She might be walking around with F-cup jiggling and nipples pointing every which way, but you CAN NOT LOOK! You could get fired. You most likely won’t get fucked. She might find it amusing or cute. She might not. But what the hell are you supposed to do? Me? I’m a boob man. When I see big tits, I look. My little brain doesn’t think, “Those are the boss’s tits. Don’t stare.” My brain thinks, “Tits,” and orders my eyes to stare.
Fortunately, I never got caught staring at my boss’s tits. Or maybe she did catch me, and maybe she liked that she was turning my balls blue. Bosses can be that way, you know.
So, anyway, as I watched Dylan’s video, I thought, “If only…” I guess that’s what fantasy is all about, right? That’s where SCORE comes in, right. Thank goodness!
Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.
When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.
A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.
And then I wake up.
Jay Sweet
Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.
Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.
Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.
Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?
If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.
