Siri’s hourglass curves measure 40-29-38, and she looks amazing in our SCORE 20th Anniversary T-shirt and hat!
New Boobs! New Boobs! New Boobs!
Please imagine that I am out of breath while I am typing this post.
That is because since Siri has been in the building, all of us have been running around like crazy.
And I know what you are thinking…Siri? As in the digital slave who lives in your phone?
No.
I am pretty sure that our Siri is hotter and has bigger tits than that Siri.
Our Siri is a 23-year-old blonde babe from California (born in Minnesota) with a 32HH rack and a 29-inch waist. She is kind of nerdy (She loves to read, knit and watch historical films), and she is kind of a fox. Her hourglass curves will make you want to have a lot of time on your hands, if you know what I mean.
I caught up with Siri in our studio…and by caught up, I mean I found her on the set and asked her to show me her tits immediately. I am classy like that. 🙂
Siri and I made two videos in which we chitchatted about her boobs, her inverted nipples and all sorts of other fun things that big-boobed gals talk about.
You can check out the first of those two videos below and look out for Siri’s debut tomorrow on SCORELAND.
Dave, Maria and I are in agreement about Catt Green. She’s a total, 100% girl-next-door (or GND, as I like to call ’em). Some men don’t flip for the showgirl or dancer types. Some don’t go bonkers over mega-titters. But I think I can safely say that every tit-man goes for GNDs.
Catt’s not only got GND appeal, she has red hair. That’s a rarity. We don’t see a lot of busty redheads. Brandy Dean, Jolie Rain, Desiree, Cherry Brady, Destiny Rose, Rebecca Love and Sapphire are some rare redheads I can think of.
I didn’t know until recently that there is a two-day festival called Redheadday (spelled like that) in September that takes place in Breda, The Netherlands. Thousands of people with red hair meet and party.
Today’s pictorial of Catt captures her neighborly, cute, hot chick appeal and fresh-faced style. As far as pussy hair color goes, there is none. Catt shaves. However, I’m sure the collars match the cuffs.
So when people tell me to go green, I think of Catt Green.
Lola. She made the dress herself. The breasts are naturals.
So the other day, I’m browsing through the editors’ photo archive, which is basically where we keep the photo sets and videos that are available for publication–our inventory is what it is–when I come across a girl I haven’t seen but is very impressive. So I call Elliot over and say, “Elliot, who is this girl?”
He tells me. Her name is Lola. She’s not a showgirl. She’s a drama student at a university in Prague, Czech Republic. Her boyfriend is a V-mag reader.
I ask Elliot if Lola has been published in a magazine. He tells me that she was in the Holiday 2011 Voluptuous. I check it out. The headline on the pictorial is “Heavenly Hooters.” I agree.
Lola’s photos were posted yesterday and her matching video goes live today at SCORELAND, and when you see her, you’ll understand why I was smitten, why I grabbed a copy of the Holiday ’11 V-Mag and brought it home. Why I couldn’t wait to see this video.
Lola is a brunette with big, natural, hanging tits and long, shapely legs. She has a look on her face like, “I want to fuck you, and I know how to fuck you.” I love the way this girl’s tits hang. Late in the set, she pulls out a big dildo and fucks her pussy with it. We get views from underneath and get to see her the way she’s look if she was standing over you, boobs hanging, pussy filled.
Lola is 26 years old and from the Czech Republic. If she doesn’t go on to become a porn star, I’d be shocked. She just has that look. The look I love. It’s not the look of love. It’s better than that.
And that boyfriend of hers? She’ll have him hitting the road in no time at all.
This time of year, give the gift of tits...lots and lots of tits.
Oh, the holidays. There are long-ass lines to wait in. There are people with snarky attitudes to deal with. There are expensive doo-dads to buy. Then there is the wrapping paper…the mountains of fucking wrapping paper. Then you have that moment when you hand a person what you think is the BEST GIFT EVER, only to see that brief flash of WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! OH, THIS SUCKS in their eyes.
Because sometimes you buy the wrong gift. It happens.
And you know what? It happens because people over-think gifts.
Well, here is my advice because I, too, have given bad gifts…YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH TITS.
Tits are the gift that keep on giving, and not only wood. That’s why this year, give that special someone on your list a membership to SCORELAND. Full of big boobs, XXX, orgies, big-tit lesbian action, threeways, articles (Because you read…sometimes.), games, jokes, art, videos and more, SCORELAND is the best way to tell someone, “Here, I care for you. Now please, go jack off for weeks.”
Isn’t that pleasant?
You can give the gift of tits on any occasion, but when you give someone the gift of SCORELAND for the holidays, it’s like you’re adding a little extra joy. It might even mean you are trying to achieve peace on Earth.
And there are no long lines, no one to annoy you in the crush of holiday shoppers, nothing to wrap and whoever you give it to will love it.
We have it on good authority that Santa is sending out SCORELAND memberships every day…from the North Pole for your South Pole.
It's not a stretch to think that Venera will win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
Valory Irene would love to win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year, and she might.
Voting booths are still open for the 2011 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards at SCORELAND. Since I’m the editor of SCORE, I’m always interested in how the voting by SCORELAND members compares to the voting by SCORE readers, and this year, the results (so far) have been very interesting.
For Newcomer of the Year, mag readers have had Valory Irene in the lead by a slight margin over Venera, Beshine and Leanne Crow. But in the SCORELAND voting, members have Venera with a slight lead over Leanne, Valory and Terri Jane with Beshine in fifth. Regarding Beshine, I think this probably goes to show that mag readers tend to be people who have been with us since the 1990s and experienced the super-sized era while SCORELAND members tend to be a little bit newer and favor naturals. In the combined voting, Valory and Venera have been exchanging the lead since the start, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Leanne picked up enough votes to grab the coveted crown.
For Model of the Year, SCORE readers currently have Kelly Christiansen (so much for my augmented theory) and Karla James trading the lead almost every day with Miosotis in third and Eva Notty and Karina Hart going at it for fourth. SCORELAND members have it Miosotis one, Karina two, Kelly three and Eva Notty four. I’m not surprised by this. Karla has been gaining popularity since Day One, Kelly had a great 2011 of XXX scenes (and she’s beautiful, and she’s stacked, and she has a great personality) while Miosotis…well, last year’s Newcomer of the Year defies description.
Anyway, you still have time to influence the voting and help out your favorite girl. The booths close December 30. Vote now!
Back in July, Maria asked in a Blog posting, “To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?” and discussed the decisions big-boobed women must make when they’re getting dressed in the morning.
I am pleased to report that the ladies in the November 2011 issue of Voluptuous, which is being posted this week at SCORELAND, all seem to have decided, “Yes, I think I’m going to show cleavage today.” Because the cleavage factor–the “Wow!” factor, as my buddy Darrell Sheets in the TV show Storage Wars would call it–is sky-high. These ladies are storing a lot of boob-flesh in their shirts, and unlike those dark, dank storage bins in the TV show, they’re putting the contents of their storage chests on display, letting us view them for as long as we want, not just five minutes.
Newcomer Melissa Manning is pleased to present her cleavage.
Her name is Melissa Manning, and she’s from Michigan. She has G-cup naturals, and they’re coming out Wednesday at SCORELAND.
Melissa has done some amateur modeling, but her visit to the SCORE Studio last week was for her first pro shoot. She was excited. Nervous. All of the above. She has great cleavage, and do you want to know something? She has a nice, round, handful of an ass, too. But, of course, her tits are what got her through the door, and those babies are full and hang beautifully. I think you’re really going to like her.
A few more notes about Melissa. She’s a waitress. Her sister accompanied her to the studio. Her sexual fantasy is to have sex on an airplane. And while she was getting done up in our styling room, another SCORE model was walking around butt-naked, having just finished a hardcore scene. Initials K.C.
For now, though, let’s keep the focus on Melissa. You know where to look.
Nancy Navarro: secretary, owner of G-cup naturals, Yankees fan.
Her name is Nancy Navarro, she’s from New York City, she’s a secretary and she’s brand new. Yep, Nancy decided to bring her natural (we checked) G-cup rack, along with the rest of her very nice body, to our studio, and today at SCORELAND, she’s naked on-camera for the first time. Ever. She’s never been a stripper or a swinger, never been to a nude beach. In fact, she usually doesn’t even dress to show off her tits except when she goes to New York Yankees baseball games, which she does quite often. She’s a big Yankees fan, a fact I’m going to overlook only because I like Nancy and her tits so much. And just to prove what I’m willing to do for you guys, the lengths I’m willing to go to for tits, in the video interview that’s going up tomorrow, Nancy won’t flash her tits unless I admit that the Yankees are the best baseball team. Which I do. Eventually. But not after doing a lot of soul searching. And staring at Nancy’s nipples.
Anyway, see Nancy naked today and tomorrow at SCORELAND…without even having to lie about baseball.
Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
S.M., a regular contributor to “Scorecard,” from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “Here’s my Top 25 of your most-photogenic naturals ever. 1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie; 2. Merilyn Sakova; 3. Sharday; 4. Ashley Sage Ellison; 5. Karina Hart; 6. Nicole Peters; 7. Bea Flora; 8. Brianna Costello; 9. Kelly Kay; 10. Natalie Fiore; 11. Taylor Steele; 12. Arianna Sinn; 13. Kerry Marie; 14. Shione Cooper; 15. Sophie Mae; 16. Terry Nova; 17. Chloe Vevrier; 18. Anna Song; 19. Luma; 20. Rhonda Baxter; 21. Via Paxton; 22. Kaytee Carter; 23. Miosotis; 24. Carrie Lynn; and 25. Dawn Stone.”
Got that?
S.M. continues, “Let’s start with the definition of photogenic, according to the dictionary: ‘attractive as a subject for photography.’ I’d say the women above would fit that description, wouldn’t you? Linsey came in at No. 1, which should not be a shocker. She was a borderline celebrity. She was the porn version of Judy Garland, the brunette Marilyn Monroe, the British Jenna Jameson… you name it! I have selected the models for various reasons, some for being very personable, for sensuality, for attractiveness and, most importantly, for smoldering sexuality. Smoldering sexuality lets me know that the model might actually be aroused, which means she’s into what she’s doing or is at least acting like she is, so it’s the thought that counts. Terry Nova, Shione Cooper, Natalie Fiore and Chloe Vevrier specialize in this category.”
“Karina, Brianna and Taylor are the most personable models. They never stop smiling!”
“The most-sensuous models consist of Kelly Kay, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Merilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone. And then you have your hardcore vixens such as Christy Marks and Shione Cooper, who are photogenic when solo.”
Thanks for the list, S.M. But, to tell you the truth, I thought all of our models were photogenic.
In her self-sucking, pussy-fingering, jack-talk-packed video extravaganza that went up today at XLGirls.com, Gya Roberts–one of my favorite girls in the whole, wide world–says:
“I’m such a slutty girl. I’ll put your cock right here. I’ll tease your cock so bad, baby!”
She’s wearing a tiny bikini that can’t possibly contain her HH-cup naturals and plump, plush body. She’s wearing fuck-me pumps that put her in the mood. She takes out a nipple, shoves it into the camera and asks, “Do you want to suck it? I know you want to suck it, you naughty boy.”
She keeps up a torrent of jack talk while sucking and biting her nipples, then exposing her pussy and asshole for your viewing pleasure. She says such helpful things as:
“I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.”
“I’m going to get my naughty pussy so wet for you. Oh, lick my clit, baby, and put your finger in and fuck me with your finger. Fuck me, yeah, like that! Then you have to rub the clit, baby.”
“I want all your cum, baby. I want to fuck you like a naughty girl.” [Note: While she’s saying this, her boobs are swaying all over the fucking place.]
“Riding on your cock, harder and harder, baby. I’m going to push my pussy on your cock, feeling you all inside me. I’m going to push my titties in your face and make you suck them. Suck my titties. Suck it, baby! Bite them. Bite them now! Rub your cock faster and bite my titties.”
Ditto on the wildly swaying boobs. Meanwhile, she’s got her fingers buried in her cunt. I could call it her pussy, but in a situation like this, it’s a cunt. You understand.
“Naughty animal. Naughty boy. Your cock is so huge. I want to fuck it so bad, like a wild girl.”
That she is. The question is, are you man enough for her? I’m not sure I am, but fuck it. I jacked anyway.
